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PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo "Tinubu Mistakenly Shared Flats With Drug Lords." by membranus: 3:30pm On Feb 19, 2025
Racoon:
Festus Keyamo Defends Tinubu From Drug Trafficking, Says Tinubu Mistakenly Shared Flats With Drug Lords


https://www.thenigerianvoice.com/?.
 
U.S. court judgement indicts Tinubu for drug trafficking

https://www.google.com/amp/s/businessday.ng/amp/news/article/u-s-court-judgement-indicts-tinubu-for-drug-trafficking/

US Court Releases Documents Linking Tinubu to Largescale Drug Peddling


https://fij.ng/article/us-court-releases-documents-linking-tinubu-to-largescale-drug-peddling/
Mynd44 nlfpmod
Old story, are you not tired of recycling the stale 2023 election lies.

2027 is just two years away, tell your candidate Obi to start preparing for it in earnest, or else you will continue to wail the same irritating point till 2031 with a grey head.
CelebritiesRe: Singer, Portable Surrenders To Lagos Police by membranus: 3:19pm On Feb 19, 2025
Eddynut:
I’m eddynut
Itumo?
FamilyRe: Tunde Ayeni's Wife, Adaobi Jenifer Alagwu Accuse Him Of Defamation by membranus: 2:01pm On Feb 18, 2025
TenQ:
Meaning:
My market done sell as I don born pikin for you.

Oya, let's settle child support
School Fees: $23,000,000 per annum
Feeding: €12,000 per month
Hospital: £48,000 per month
Housing: N23,456,000 per annum.

Mr man, oya pay up!
Mrs. Woman, no money to pay up.

I dash you the pikin.
PoliticsRe: Kanu Raises Alarm, Alleges Tricks By FG To Perpetually Hold Him Down by membranus: 1:35pm On Feb 18, 2025
In all this his rants, not once did he mentioned his own violent and terrorist activities and utterances against the Nigerian government, the general society, and his own people, which justified his kidnapping and incarceration by the government.

He was only complaining about his long court appearances under different courts with no conclusive judgement. What did he expect when he appointed inexperienced and cheap lawyers to argue his case, and when he even failed to cooperate with the courts at every one of his appearances?

He should imbibe humility, cooperate with the government, and tone down his toxic comments if he wish to be let out of his captivity.
PoliticsRe: APC Urges Tinubu To Declare State Of Emergency In Osun by membranus: 10:07am On Feb 18, 2025
Ko le werk.

Snatching Osun State governance from the back, ko le werk.
PoliticsRe: Sacked Osun State LG Chairmen, Councillors Can’t Return To Office – PDP by membranus: 8:09am On Feb 18, 2025
Shikena:
Don't mind them. They won't even stay in their Oduduwa land. They are here in Awka in tens of thousands forcing us to hide behind our bamboo chair every monday when real men are busy and productive grin
What a clapback!

You are the master.

#Obaofpigs
CelebritiesRe: Police Declare Singer Portable Wanted Over Assault On Ogun Officials by membranus: 7:54am On Feb 18, 2025
FuckYeyeMods:
I dont understand @bolded.
Is Nigerian police threatening members of the public or what exactly the bolder statement means.
If member of the public do not report portable, abeg what will happen.
Police be seeing citizens as their children.
Are you "aiding or harbouring" Portable. If yes, give him up or face the wrath of the law. That's what the Popo are telling you.

You gerrit now?
TravelRe: Donald Trump Deports 85 Nigerians by membranus: 5:22pm On Feb 17, 2025
Okaynaw:
The problem is those 52 people now will be added to the already existing skull miners in Yoruba land now they have to mine vigorously to get money for new visa so they can go accommodate another country
You will be surprised that more than 90% of those 85 criminals being deported will be Igbos. Because it is your people that like killing their wives and children in the US.
PoliticsRe: Lagos lawmakers condemn DSS' invasion of Assembly complex by membranus: 3:54pm On Feb 17, 2025
Odin13:
You dey threaten me with ban🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’ve seen 30 years ban.. no worries

Nothing new.. truth over propaganda


I feel your pain
You meant to say: propaganda over truth.

OK.
PoliticsRe: Lagos lawmakers condemn DSS' invasion of Assembly complex by membranus: 3:42pm On Feb 17, 2025
Nnamdipapa:
Miss him? Who is he?
Mr. Nobody.
PoliticsRe: Lagos lawmakers condemn DSS' invasion of Assembly complex by membranus: 3:41pm On Feb 17, 2025
Odin13:
Yorubaland on fire .. from Osun to ogun.. to Lagos ..

E just Dey burn… hahahahahaha

Na wetin you wish for others go get to you..



Tinubu must go!!! For Yoruba people to free!


Power to the people !!!
E be like say you wan chop 1 year ban.

You own is becoming too much nowadays.

Take caution.
PoliticsRe: Lagos lawmakers condemn DSS' invasion of Assembly complex by membranus: 3:38pm On Feb 17, 2025
LaSenior:
cheesy

My 12yrs old nairaland account was deactivated by some hungry mods here

I saw the golden era of nairaland being a guest from 2010 before finally registering in 2014 but with what's happening in nairaland today it shows nairaland has gone to the dogs with biased moderators someone abused me and nothing was done but when I abused him Back with the exact words he used I was banned and my account deleted from nairaland

Goodbye nairaland
Goodbye bro.

We will miss you grin
PoliticsRe: Resignation Looms In Lagos Today - Seun Okin by membranus: 2:23pm On Feb 17, 2025
Despite the invasion of the Lagos House of Assembly complex on Monday, 17 February, 2025, the lawmakers eventually held their plenary session, reports thegazellenews.com

The Speaker, Rt Honourable Mojisola Lasbat Meranda arrived to a rousing ovasion from both staff and lawmakers.

Thegazellenews.com reports further that she met the lawmakers briefly before the Chamber was opened.

The lawmakers entered through the reserved entry for them while the main door was opened was opened for staff to come in.

The DSS officers tried to prevent the staff from going but the staff resisted them.

Eventually, the lawmakers held their plenary and passed a vote of confidence on Meranda.

They also called on the National Assembly to investigate the official who ordered the DSS to invade the Assembly, thegazellenews.com reports further.

The House has now adjourned plenary sine die (indefinitely)

Thegazellenews.com also reports that 36 members out of the 40 members attended the plenary
PoliticsRe: DSS invades Lagos Assembly, seals Speaker, Deputy Speaker’s Offices by membranus: 2:18pm On Feb 17, 2025
Despite the invasion of the Lagos House of Assembly complex on Monday, 17 February, 2025, the lawmakers eventually held their plenary session, reports thegazellenews.com

The Speaker, Rt Honourable Mojisola Lasbat Meranda arrived to a rousing ovasion from both staff and lawmakers.

Thegazellenews.com reports further that she met the lawmakers briefly before the Chamber was opened.

The lawmakers entered through the reserved entry for them while the main door was opened was opened for staff to come in.

The DSS officers tried to prevent the staff from going but the staff resisted them.

Eventually, the lawmakers held their plenary and passed a vote of confidence on Meranda.

They also called on the National Assembly to investigate the official who ordered the DSS to invade the Assembly, thegazellenews.com reports further.

The House has now adjourned plenary sine die (indefinitely)

Thegazellenews.com also reports that 36 members out of the 40 members attended the plenary
CelebritiesRe: Does Chika Ike Have A Child For Ned Nwoko? Regina Daniels Deactivates IG by membranus: 2:02pm On Feb 17, 2025
SlayQueenSlayer:
Waiting in the shadows for out of favour women. Ain't you better than that?
Dat means he don become a snake in monkey's shadow.
PoliticsRe: DSS invades Lagos Assembly, seals Speaker, Deputy Speaker’s Offices by membranus: 1:33pm On Feb 17, 2025
Tinubu and his cohorts flexing federal muscle in both Lagos and Osun States simultaneously.

Tinubu! Tinubu!! Tinubu!!, Dede meraho o.
PoliticsRe: Gunshots, Chaos As APC, PDP Thugs Clash Over Control Of Osun LG Secretariats by membranus: 1:31pm On Feb 17, 2025
Tinubu and his cohorts flexing federal muscle in both Lagos and Osun States simultaneously.

Tinubu! Tinubu!! Tinubu!!, Dede meraho o.
CrimeRe: Anambra: Catholic Priest Allegedly Flogs Widow For Asking For Salary Increment by membranus: 11:17am On Feb 17, 2025
Sucre6:
Small minds only think and does little things, they quiver, put their tails between their legs and run like cowards when faced with problem, that's where u belong my friend, unfortunately I face my problems head-on, with zero apology
You are a good fiction writer.

Stick to it, the sky is the beginning of your extraterrestrial travel for your career choice.
Nairaland GeneralDSS Head, Tosin Ajayi, On The Importance Of Community Policing by membranus(op): 11:02am On Feb 17, 2025
CrimeRe: Anambra: Catholic Priest Allegedly Flogs Widow For Asking For Salary Increment by membranus: 9:06am On Feb 17, 2025
Sucre6:
Some reverend fathers see themselves as demi-gods, especially those in the East, I was told of one over-pampered and worshiped reverend father that was asking people to knell down and he would flog them once you come to the church late, my father was telling me about this and I thought it was just a joke until I traveled to the village and we went to service together, it was 4am and my dad was already panicking and waking everyone up to bath and get ready as the service states by 6am

We all got ready before 5:30 since the church wasn't far from our house, but unfortunately my car battery was very low and we had to remove the battery and jump start it with another car before it moved, we got to the church by 6:25 and the Reverend father had locked the church entrance and people were knelling down and waiting for him to come and flog them and to allow them enter, I was parked and came down, strolled to the church entrance and I was flabbergasted with what I saw, people fathers and mothers with white hair knelling down, I was provoked, and I also saw youths there and none could say anything, I waited patiently until he came out with long koboko, I tell my dad that if this man flogs any one here I was going to punch him, my dad knew I don't bluff and he started begging me, my mum was urging me on to please punch him.😂😂😂😂


He came out and started flogging people 4 lashes before you are allowed to enter, I walked straight to him and started making videos, I told him that I was going to post the video and report his conduct, he ordered the mass servants to collect my phone from me, me way they secretly look for a way to fight since, I been dey gym everyday I didn't know I was preparing for this battle all my life 😂😂😂😂.


They came with force and I punched the guy straight on his nose and he fell down straight, the second one rushed me, and I picked him up and dropped him on the ground like a bag of rubbish, he stood up and ran away, to my surprise everyone was cheering me on instead of try to stop the fight, including my mom 😂😂😂😂😂.

The next thing I heard on my back was tawai, I looked back and it was the revered father, he had flogged me with his koboko, omo, I just held him his hands, collected the koboko, and started flogging the werey like mad, I made sure I started from this head, before police came in to separate the fight, him head don get plenty gallops of injury 😂😂😂😂, the most annoying thing is that he's just a young priest, not more than 28 years old, I dealt with the idiot to my satisfaction, jump inside the car with my family and drove home, my mum was just healing me as we drove home after making statement at the police 😂😂😂

That was it, my parent later told me after I had done back to Abuja that the our community igwe reported him to the convent and they never went back to the church the next Sunday, the removed him and suspended him, and brought another Reverend come and see jubilation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You try.

But lie small small next time.
PoliticsRe: Drama As Nigerians In UK Announce Over Voting Results by membranus: 5:51am On Feb 17, 2025
AfonjaPriest:
It's nothing new.
And the story is stale.
Even a dúllard knows that when tribes gather to vote, the yorubas will always plan how to cheat.
If they see you progressing, they get jealous.
If you dare get ahead of them, they feel the pain.
Tribalism is their tool and they will use it blindly to try to stop you from being superior.
Will they succeed?
Of course not!
Cowardice is their reset button in their default settings.
So Israel Adesanya of UFC, Anthony Joshua of WBC or Omoo of WWE are cowards? This is just to name a few in hard sports.
PoliticsRe: Drama As Nigerians In UK Announce Over Voting Results by membranus: 5:44am On Feb 17, 2025
phemmyfour:
Very useless people, just left their space meeting on X.

How can you use 2 platforms for an election all in the name of not to disenfranchised accredited vo

Even after releasing the rubbish result, no statement to explain the anomaly until after 7hrs that people pointed out the flaws
Now the over-voting is understandable. It means some people voted twice on the two platforms. The votes of those people should have been voided.
CultureRe: Delta Monarch Bans Female Native Doctors, Restricts Shrines Amid Crime Concerns by membranus:
Odin13:
Yoruba people of course

They’ve recently flooded Asaba with their juju to help yahoo boys

.. but meeting massive resistance

Asaba is igboland .. like ikweere..

But Yoruba will always want to argue .. Maybe inferiority

Which language Asaba people dey speak.. ?yoruba Abi Benin?

Or have the ever denounced Igbos or bing igbos ..

Naaaaa!!

So why will I go king be addressing Igbos according to Yoruba people

Visit Asaba and see..

Just no tell them say you be Yoruba ..

Again

Big kudos for all Igbos sanctifying your land .. more blessings

When will Yoruba people learn this ..
In another thread you were denying that you are an Igbo, and here are you ass licking and applauding them for their evil practices. Deceiving them that they are sanctifying their lands, when in reality, their governors and neighbours are chasing them front and back to stop the desecration of their ancestry lands. Oga, sanctification and sanitisation by the destruction of the evil elements are different matters entirely. For sanctification they need holy priests to do that for them.

Moreover comparing their evil acts to mock the ones going in Ogun state, deceiving them that they are not the ones committing the abomination but the Yorubas, which you well know is lies, is you urging them to do more.

Therefore stop glorifying evil.
PoliticsRe: I’d Rather Die In Detention Than Face Trial By Biased Judge Or Court—Nnamdi Kanu by membranus: 7:35pm On Feb 16, 2025
Ojuntana:
Mtcheew
You guys should start using your brain
So I'm Igbo now cause I'm calling attention if you folks to the fact that Kanu's detention is now more of a political jamboree
Anyone with half a brain should know that it's not about what Kanu is but instead about what he's being used for: a political bargaining chip
If you still think Kanu is being held because the govt believes he's a terrorist or criminal then you know nothing
And for the records I'm not Igbo
And I could care less whether he's detained or released
If you think Kanu holds a political bargaining chip in this present political dispensation, then you have another think coming. Kanu as a bargaining chip for what, to draw Igbo votes or to seek for their forgiveness? Kanu has no single political value for Tinubu, as he has none under Buhari who masterminded his capture and detention.

The Igbos are hellbent on their destructive agitation, and no serious politician outside their enclave gives a damn about their opinion.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Nigerians Will Vote APC From Top To Bottom – Governor Sani by membranus: 7:08pm On Feb 16, 2025
Odin13:
Do you know how many state governors that were singing for GEJ while supporting Buhari?

Infact .. even the PDP chairman sang the most and dance .. yet Muazu.. was dinning with buhari

And immediately jet off after the election na
Lik you still be young man for politics
I will let you know who is the young and naive man in politics after Tinubu rides the political waves to retain his post as the nation president after 2027 election. And come to think of it, who among the Igbo and Fulani politicians do you believe can unseat Tinubu in 2027?
PoliticsRe: I’d Rather Die In Detention Than Face Trial By Biased Judge Or Court—Nnamdi Kanu by membranus: 7:01pm On Feb 16, 2025
Ojuntana:
Where did you see him cry to be let out?

I'm not a Kanu supporter but anyone who is seeing how the matter is panning out and still thinks Kanu is suffering in jail "eating watery beans" is a darn fool.

You can be rest assured that the treatment and attention Kanu is getting wherever he's presently detained is something 70% of Nigerians don't get on a norms except you don't know how messed up Nigeria is.
Except you Igbos who venerate Kanu as an hero, every other tribes consider him a criminal, a destabiliser and a terrorist. Therefore no one except the Igbos desire the type of scandalous attention he is embroiled in.
PoliticsRe: I’d Rather Die In Detention Than Face Trial By Biased Judge Or Court—Nnamdi Kanu by membranus: 6:54pm On Feb 16, 2025
Backtodfusure:
This criminal should be obliged.

He has mouth to talk because the real victims of his criminal actions are still in support of him. Everyday I wonder what happened to my people - a guy whose greed and criminality singled handed destroyed the peace and security of the southeast is still being supported.

Nobody achieves any objective by destroying themselves. An economically weak and insecure southeast will never get Biafra. A southeast that disparages other ethnic nations in Nigeria will never get Biafra.

The earlier Igbo people wake up from this dream, the earlier when can start making progress politically in Nigeria. And that's the true path to Biafra, if that's the goal.
My own thought always about this their biafra agitation is that, after they got their biafra nation, what will then happen to their kinsmen who are scattered across other cities, towns and villages in Nigeria, with businesses and houses established there? Do they think the other tribes will now overlook their terrible manners, and not send them packing to their new nation, thereby losing all their life investments?

Have they thought about this?
PoliticsRe: I’d Rather Die In Detention Than Face Trial By Biased Judge Or Court—Nnamdi Kanu by membranus: 6:45pm On Feb 16, 2025
Ojuntana:
Lol
The joke is on you clowns
You're mocking a guy who is living large at the expense of the state probably in an apartment in a highbrow area of Abuja on your taxes while you're probably staying in safejo or ajegunle
I pity you clowns seriously
If he is living large in prison, then why is he crying daily to be let out of it?
PoliticsRe: 2027: Nigerians Will Vote APC From Top To Bottom – Governor Sani by membranus: 6:32pm On Feb 16, 2025
AMINDA:
Lol. I hope the President has strategists with better understanding of northern politics in his cabinet. Uba Sani cannot win a free and fair election in the Kaduna of today. During the local government Council elections some few months ago, he got booed by voters at his own polling unit, making him to quickly scamper away and his security details shot and killed a young boy while trying to get away. You can watch the video below.

You said worst about Uzodinma of Imo State before his second term. But he still won the election under APC. So will Uba Sanni, and so will many LP and PDP Assembly members (e.g. Ned Nwoko) who are running helter skelter to join APC, because they have seen the writing on the wall.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Nigerians Will Vote APC From Top To Bottom – Governor Sani by membranus: 2:46pm On Feb 16, 2025
Odin13:
I maintain my stance ..

If not for Arewa elders .. that pushed for fairness .. and equality.

Walahi Allah

Tinubu no for see election rigg..

Atiku got it 💯..

That the reality

However today majority has seen and agreed with e about the tribal nature of the Yoruba tribe ..
They secretly blame buhari.. cos the felt the Muslim muslim will put a check mate on it

Now they’ve all been proven wrong ..


Let him comeback .. you will understand better
You are missing something here bro, it is a northern governor of one of the most populous state in Arewa that's promoting him here, does that not tell you who will win the 2027 election upfront.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Nigerians Will Vote APC From Top To Bottom – Governor Sani by membranus: 2:39pm On Feb 16, 2025
snowball11:
And who's ibo? undecided
You.
PoliticsRe: Trauma Of Army Attack Killed My Parents – Nnamdi Kanu by membranus: 11:40am On Feb 15, 2025
gidgiddy:
How understand ling you government can be with armed groups from the North

They release Boko haram

Offer ruga to killer herdsmen

Give armed bandits amnesty

Had Nnamdi Kanu been from the North, long time ago they would have released him with a brand new car and house to go with it
Old stories, not under Tinubu.

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