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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal: EFL Cup (2 - 0) .On 5th February 2025 by membranus: 7:24am On Feb 06, 2025
wiseone28:
Arsenal na Newcastle wife.. Chelsea na Man City wife..Man City na Arsenal wife.

Man United and Chelsea na LGBT partner 🤫



Liverpool na their overall husband
Una sense of humour sef na extraterrestrial grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Meets Netanyahu, Says US Will Take Over Gaza by membranus: 2:37pm On Feb 05, 2025
fx45:
But Israel was moving the 2 million Gazans around during the war. The only difference now is that they will be permanently relocated to Egypt and Jordan where 80% of them originally came from. They should all return back to the lands of their ancestors.
And you think Egypt and Jordan will be so docile to be receiving 2 million unwanted and toxic burdens on their necks as if they are America's satellite countries. Bro you must be joking.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Meets Netanyahu, Says US Will Take Over Gaza by membranus: 8:52am On Feb 05, 2025
OneOnland:
I can imagine what may be going through the minds of PM Netanyahu. Anyways, this is better than nothing.
The only thought through Netanyahu's mind would be: Whaat, is this man serious, what a crazy plan!! Who will execute this, I hope it is not me and him, for bombs will start flying again.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Meets Netanyahu, Says US Will Take Over Gaza by membranus: 8:41am On Feb 05, 2025
Finally our man has gone mad. Moving 2 million Palestinians out of Gaza unwillingly like captured slaves. This is hilarious. How will he do this?

#A wannabe Hitler is set loose on the world, everybody should get under cover, including his ignorant lovers on NL.
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Dances, Mocks Davido As Tems Wins Grammy Award by membranus: 7:47pm On Feb 04, 2025
Two billionaires, despite their wealth and fame, still envying and mocking each others like toddlers.

What a world where even the rich are never contented or happy with their achievements.
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Retaliates With Tariffs On US Goods After Trump’s Move by membranus: 1:34pm On Feb 04, 2025
Natbrowny:
Trade War. Na masses go suffer. Presidents dey inside AC dey collect fresh air
You don hear before of people sweating inside AC? E go soon happen to Elon Musk and his henchman.
Politics › Re: Northerners Pull Down Tinubu's 2027 Billboard(video) by membranus: 12:13pm On Feb 03, 2025
OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Tell yourself the truth. All those things worked against the thief in ASO Rock. He used million of dollars to buy that presidency. He didn't win any election. You guys should stop deceiving yourself
The same way your President Obi is trying to buy his way to the presidency dashing money North, East and the Middle Belt, ignoring the Yoruba land, thinking he can win without the Yoruba votes. You better tell him to learn pragmatic and real politics from the master himself, the Jagaban of Nigerian polithiefcians.
Politics › Re: The Man Calling For Jihad Against Yorubas Is Moferewa Bashorun - Reno Omokri by membranus: 11:19am On Feb 03, 2025
cjudy:
grin
El Rufai is their enemy now, someone who defended their president, even when they went for debate outside the country, the journalist where asking questions, it’s only El Rufai that was answering the questions for the president and then the Yoruba Muslims (Slaves) where applauding him. Today the fallout, they now see him as demon.

This life ehhh, don’t worry guys, APC are all ZoneB
I thought ElRufai and Sons were the Igbos arch enemy during Buhari regime. Suddenly he has become their best friend just because he is attacking Tinubu. Some people's stupidity is beyond comprehension.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (0 - 2) On 2nd February 2025 by membranus: 5:18pm On Feb 02, 2025
It remains Man City walloping Arsenal 4:0 today. It will be sweet to watch.
Politics › Re: PDP Witness Stuns Edo Election Petition Tribunal With Overvoting Testimony by membranus: 6:50pm On Jan 31, 2025
ogugwa1992:
ETSAKO EAST WITNESS STUNS EDO ELECTION PETITION TRIBUNAL WITH DAMNING OVERVOTING TESTIMONY

— Former Deputy Governor Omobayo hails testimony
— Oshiomhole storms out of court



https://leaders.ng/2025/01/31/etsako-east-witness-stuns-edo-election-petition-tribunal-with-damning-overvoting-testimony/
Okpebholo going! going!....
Politics › Re: Agunechemba Busts Kidnap Syndicate, Arrests Suspect, Recovers 14 Guns, Others by membranus: 6:43pm On Jan 31, 2025
ogaemma:
Those pump action are British pump action.
How did they get into NIGERIA?
Another evidence of how porous the NIGERIA boarder and seaport is.
Kudo's to the Security Officer's.
When it comes to arms smuggling, every nation's borders are porous. Just like hard drugs, it's a big business controlled by hardened criminals.
Politics › Re: Agunechemba Busts Kidnap Syndicate, Arrests Suspect, Recovers 14 Guns, Others by membranus: 6:32pm On Jan 31, 2025
Agunechemba 1!!

Keep on digging them out until Anambra is completely sanitized of criminals.

Fearsome Son of Bakassi, we hail you.
Politics › Re: Police, Military Extorted ₦21.8bn At South-East Roadblocks In 2 Months – Interso by membranus: 9:52am On Jan 31, 2025
Nadingo:
I now understand why there's ANUS in your name. You think from there. Imagine someone from an IPOB infested area, whose kith and kin are scattered all over the North and South West (their safe sanctuaries), coming here to pretend all is well with his landlocked area. Don't you know your people are as much or even more of wanderers than the Bororo Fulani? Remove that spake from your eye before you reach to that of others.
Unfortunately, you are talking to a full blooded Yoruba man (read my posts). So don't waste your insults on the Igbos.

I am just telling you some stark truths. Change your ways, and stop wasting our common wealth.
Crime › Re: Before And After Pictures Of Ajegunle High School, Kosofe by membranus: 9:46am On Jan 31, 2025
uniquelyspecial:
I hope I'm not sensing arrogance, because it's the case, then that will be so unfortunate.

I'm sure my message of peace isn't supposed to hurt you in any way.
I hear you.

Shalom to you only, my peace lover.
Crime › Re: Before And After Pictures Of Ajegunle High School, Kosofe by membranus: 9:40am On Jan 31, 2025
uniquelyspecial:
Just thinking.... Where is a better place to preach love aside a place filled with hate?
Then keep on preaching your peace message. And when they hear you and desist, please remind me.
Politics › Re: Police, Military Extorted ₦21.8bn At South-East Roadblocks In 2 Months – Interso by membranus: 9:37am On Jan 31, 2025
Nadingo:
And your own elites are not cheating you as you dey faithfully obey the law? Mumu man. You guys are cowards I swear. And thank GOD the NBS has shattered that propaganda you've been fed with on the North's contribution to the nation. The parasites are now well established - Ndi dot 5 plots of land grin
And that's why your region is shattered with the lakurawas, the boko harams, the Fulani bandits and kidnappers and raging mobs of criminals everywhere. And all your elites and emirs are hiding their heads in Abuja, the only safe haven in your region. And please when are your people stopping this madness to keep the government in wasting its limited resources in keeping you safe.
Politics › Re: Police, Military Extorted ₦21.8bn At South-East Roadblocks In 2 Months – Interso by membranus: 9:30am On Jan 31, 2025
sparko1:
You expect them to block the road when there are no vehicles, you forget the army and even the police only follow orders, if the commander asked them to patrol on Monday, how will you see them on the road.

You can tell your governor to withdraw them back to the barracks, it happened in Ondo state, just be prepared to sit at home almost everyday.

Soldier risk their lives every day so you can enjoy yours, you are here complaining like they collect your wife, shocking how most of you were the ones clamoring for military government.
A benefactor from the ripping sighted. Please change your ways, let the Igbos breathe.
Politics › Re: Police, Military Extorted ₦21.8bn At South-East Roadblocks In 2 Months – Interso by membranus: 9:26am On Jan 31, 2025
Nadingo:
WTF shocked

I thank God for making me a northerner. No security outfit in this country can come over here and begin to do us anyhow. Do your legitimate duty as allowed by law but don't stretch your powers too much. Yeah, you can do your small small chuwchuwa but the moment you want to go overboard we clear your doubt. The last time I had a valid driver's license was in 2010. For the 15yrs I haven't renewed, I have not been booked. The only two times I was stopped and asked, I just said "officer abubawan ne sai a hankali ga N200 a sha ruwa" and that was it. I cringe when I hear southerners on this forum claim to pay north of 5k as fine for something as simple as expired driver's license or car documentation. Na una dey allow some nonsense to happen to una for this kyn economy.
And you are happy that you are breaking the laws of the nation, and contributing little or nothing to the country finances, and yet largely benefitting from its common patrimony.

Well that's the northern man's mindset, which is only to reap from where they sow not. That's why your elites will continue to cheat your poor masses, and litter your region with almajiris with no education to liberate their minds.
Crime › Re: Before And After Pictures Of Ajegunle High School, Kosofe by membranus: 9:10am On Jan 31, 2025
uniquelyspecial:
It not news that not everyone here is sensible.
A government did something that can be considered good, normal people acknowledged the government's efforts, while the abnormal ones try to use the avenue to insult people it didn't concern, or bring ethnic dimension into it.

Opposition shouldn't be madness please.
You are on the wrong platform to preach this. This place is filled with hateful, divisive and virulent individuals who spew out toxic comments as drugs to ameliorate their insanity.

Therefore stop bothering yourself about their evil views, without venting them, they will go starkly mad. After all their stupid opinions serve nothing to influence any government policy.
Crime › Re: Before And After Pictures Of Ajegunle High School, Kosofe by membranus: 8:57am On Jan 31, 2025
temitope27:
This is what Mimiko has done in Ondo state many years ago, before Akeredolu came and destroy his legacy
Akeredolu and his wife, and the current governor of Ondo State are a curse to Ondo State. No serious vision to develop the state and lay a lasting legacy like Mimiko did.

The state is stinking, and filled with lustful and greedy politicians, which includes the present governor. Their major aim is to divide the monthly allocation as it arrives the state, and remain deaf to the yearnings of the people.
Politics › Re: Sultan Of Sokoto Under Fire For Advocating SW Muslim's Right To Sharia Panel by membranus: 6:30am On Jan 31, 2025
Gandollar:
Capture you unto say you be bush meat?
You are saying?
Health › Re: Trump Reverses Executive Order On Ban Of Emergency HIV Funding To Poor Countries by membranus: 7:47pm On Jan 30, 2025
Shame to all haters of Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Sultan Of Sokoto Under Fire For Advocating SW Muslim's Right To Sharia Panel by membranus: 5:42pm On Jan 30, 2025
Sultan and the Igbos in collabo to religiously capture we Yorubas.

E no go werk, we are wise to their antics. Their plans is DOA.
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin Writes On Trump Withholding Aid To Nigeria by membranus: 5:30pm On Jan 30, 2025
dapsoneh:
go and manage ur HIV/AIDSin peace and do well tp order sense from Temu, i'll pay
sad angry huh
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin Writes On Trump Withholding Aid To Nigeria by membranus: 4:03pm On Jan 30, 2025
dapsoneh:
A country that spent 14miliion dollars( 20billiin naira) to renovate VP's house and wants trump to come fund their Malaria, TB, HIV, and the rest grin grin
Nigeria is mad aswear!
Is it Trump's HIV?
HIV drugs will soon be on sale now and i pity those living with it cos those meds ar fvcking expensive
Until you caught HIV yourself, then you will stop making jest of those who were unfortunate to get it.
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin Writes On Trump Withholding Aid To Nigeria by membranus: 3:59pm On Jan 30, 2025
So says a fugitive hater of his country of birth.

Hateful bro, your insignificant spite is duly recorded, anything else?
Travel › Re: No Survivors In Washington Plane Crash - Bloomberg by membranus: 3:54pm On Jan 30, 2025
diamond68:
Am addicted to mega chicken amala and ewedu. I need help. I am shaking. I need my fix
Call your nearest bukatteria, and viz, your fix will be fixed grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Supreme Council For Islamic Affairs Condemns "Intolerance" in Southwest by membranus: 1:59pm On Jan 30, 2025
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
I support sharia law in the SW
We reject it.

But Nsukka is begging for Sharia law with open arms.
Crime › Re: IGP SIU Commander Accused Of Arresting Jesam Michael As "Cover Up" by membranus: 12:38pm On Jan 30, 2025
BoldBrainz:
I don't even understand what I just read.
Me too bro. Who be di commander, and who dey accuse who, I no know.
Nairaland General › Re: Sowore Arrives In Court For Arraignment (Photos) by membranus: 1:53pm On Jan 29, 2025
zebszebs:
Sowore isnt a young man again, clearly judging from the creases and folds on his face.

Only if he could drop this SUG mentality (which is impossible, because thats where he seem to have peaked mentally and professionally and cant seem to outgrow it),

become more politically pragmatic and realistic in his political aspirations,

i.e. like contesting for House of Rep or Senate in Ondo state (he stands no chance but humour me).

Instead of fighting Peter Obi and other imaginary enemies he claims he has.

In this legislative arm, he will be able to make much impact and pave way for higher positions if possible
Good ideas.

Please post this on his Twitter X page, maybe he will listen.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Government Paying Opposition Leaders ₦‎50 Million Each – Atiku Reveals by membranus: 7:10pm On Jan 28, 2025
blowjohn:
Mr A, Mr B, and Mr C grin grin cheesy
Mr. A, B and C said dem no kollect shishi. Maybe na Atiku kollect only.

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