Education › Re: My Son’s Ear Affected By Class Teacher’s Repeated Slaps – Mother by membranus: 6:16pm On Jan 11, 2025 |
mozona: She is soliciting for money So what? What's your own headache about that? She is a widow, and she is poor, and in a civilised society this immediately entitle her to government assistance. If anybody therefore is willing to help her poor situation, why are you beefing about it, or envious of her? |
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Destiny Ekhorutomuen For Spreading Fake News On Social Media by membranus: 11:30am On Jan 11, 2025 |
It is time DSS and NIA agent infiltrate Nairaland to fish out the fake and defamatory news merchants here and jail them. |
Politics › Re: US Returns $52.88m Linked To Diezani Madueke by membranus: 8:08pm On Jan 10, 2025 |
Bluntemperor: For the first time, Americans are turning New Pages- by returning Nigerian Loot. This is good. Hope we get the Emiefiele loot back too, from different Continents. •Most of our So Called Leaders,Past, Politicians,the Legislatures ( States and Federal),- are OLENLA( Big Thieves). •They include - the NNPC, DISCOS,Nigeria Air, that Fails to Fly,the Ministry of Poverty Alieviation,etc. DISCOS -who refused to give Regular Lights - but to themselves and their Ogas,hence we get more Darkness,but they failed to allows Nigeria to get Industrialization. They just corners everything and makes the People look Stupid, because the Masses are Powerless! Kiss the Truth! You failed to add the pension fund administrators and their owners who are greedily milking the Nigerian pensioners with no compassion. |
Business › Re: Zenco Spends Over ₦1Billion On Casket, Tent, Others At Mother's Burial by membranus: 12:22pm On Jan 10, 2025 |
Orch1981: My brother how poor man go take believe say person get money when him pocket is always empty Meaning? |
Business › Re: Zenco Spends Over ₦1Billion On Casket, Tent, Others At Mother's Burial by membranus: 12:20pm On Jan 10, 2025 |
MadamVanessa:

Just like everyone in your side is a PhD holder even the spermatozoa that is swimming through the vagina is already a PhD holder. You too Madam or Bro lone-father-burier, when are you celebrating your own billion Naira like all your kinsmen? Or don't you wish to be called your hamlet billionaire too? |
Romance › Re: I Was Suppose To Be Married Tomorrow But I Cancelled It Due To Some Reasons. by membranus: 11:51am On Jan 10, 2025 |
LILTJAY: Nairaland with useless news. Seun is brainless  Seun is brainless, yet he is making bagful of money out of your followership everyday. What an irony! |
Crime › Re: Sam Altman's Sister, Ann Accuses Him Of Sexually Abusing Her When They Were Kids by membranus: 3:49pm On Jan 09, 2025 |
Originalsly: Noooo!...I never said I believe her.....nor did I say she was lying. But I would more lean to believe she is telling the truth because rape victims are seriously traumatized and worse when raped at such a tender age can easily cause serious mental problems ....which she has. On the guy's side... I'm thinking if a guy is accused of rape ...he would flat out deny it ...call the accused a liar ...and accuse her of extortion.... even if he did it or not ... like P Diddy.... but the one thing he wouldn't do is get people who were not there to swear he didn't do it. If your homeboy was accused of rape ...and you know he is "not that type" ...would you be swearing he didn't do it?.....or would you be saying you doubt it was him because you don't know him to be that type? Getting the mother and brother to basically swear he didn't do it is fishy to me Well done, Oga Judge, she only needs you as a witness, and with all your statements above on the case, and Sam Altman will spend long time in jail with no further witness. You even disprove his Mother and Sister's defence for him as though you were there when he was allegedly committing the rape. Anyone who has you as a witness against him in a court case is doomed already. Oga, stop judging, because with the measures you judge, you too will be equally judged. |
Health › Re: I Was Diagnosed With Stage 3 Colon Cancer At 44 — The 5 Symptoms I Ignored by membranus: 10:41am On Jan 09, 2025 |
BurntDodo: I dey fear say I get cancer mehn
I’ve been sick for like 5 years now. Major changes in my bowel movements, major weight loss, anemia symptoms(shortness of breath and headaches), thinning of my hairs, upper abdomen pain, always feeling hot and I sweat a lot.
But I don’t have money to do colonoscopy. Go to MFM Prayer City in Lagos and undergo 3 days deliverance session and you will be made whole. Trust me. |
Business › Re: Chief Bode Emanuel Is Dead by membranus: 6:47am On Jan 09, 2025 |
He must have been a very tough and forceful man while alive. All his pictures here depict this. |
Politics › Re: Bad Policies Reason Tinubu And I Not On Good Terms – Bala Mohammed by membranus: 3:14pm On Jan 08, 2025 |
MemphitzDgreat1: The person that caught you stealing plantains at Mile 12 market back in August of 2024. It's really a pity I saved you from them lynching you that day. An intrepid liar spotted. Lying is a sign of insanity. Visit your therapist. |
Sports › Re: Eric Chelle: 9 Things To Know About Super Eagles New Coach by membranus: 9:05am On Jan 08, 2025 |
A cheap coach for a corrupt football federation. |
Politics › Re: Kanu Rejects Trial Resumption, Insists On Change Of Judge by membranus: 8:22am On Jan 08, 2025 |
Mitsurugi: Crediting helinues with intelligence is like telling a toad it's Miss World. A toad also has a right to be a Miss World, after all it is a living thing as you are. #justiceforthetoads |
Career › Re: Corporate Nigeria, Staff Welfare And Big Money End Of Year Parties by membranus: 12:15pm On Jan 07, 2025 |
Mynd44: I think Elumelu does this in a personal capacity and not a corporate one so it doesn't fall in the purview of this I am a former UBA senior staff. Elumelu definitely falls into category. He uses the company money to throw lavish and exclusive end of year party, where he always invites A-list musician like Wizkid and Tuface, and during which you will see him behaving like a delirious celebrity, and not like the sober executive he should be. |
Politics › Re: TAX Reforms: Northerners Acting Confused, As Oyedele Speaks by membranus: 5:55pm On Jan 06, 2025 |
Allogic: which south, and what resources . FYI, South are all states below the Niger, Benue rivers. While their resources are those economically profitable resources like crude oil, cocoa, timber, palm oil, which are far enriching than the terrorism, banditry and kidnapping being exported from the northern regions. |
Politics › Re: FCT: Security Agencies Arrest Suspected Vandals Of Manhole Covers by membranus: 4:57pm On Jan 06, 2025 |
TooMuchStuff: Can we hear their names here...
Very sure it gonna be the regular cretins from the Northside, Kabiru Sani Rago, Wawa, Masara, Akuya Na Hausa/Igbo collabo. See names below: The command gave the names of the suspects arrested as Bashir Usman, Shaibu Ibrahim, Sani Isah, Ibrahim Hassan, Mustapha Hassan, Awal Nawan, Umar Aliyu, Auta Umar, Simon Clement, Datti Ibrahim, Mohammed Salim, Ibrahim Ibrahim, Ifeanyi-Chukwu Emmanuel, Abba Ismail, Najib Abdul, Muhammed Lawal, Rabiu Ibrahim, Adamu Suleiman, Abdulkarim Abdullahi and Haruna Nasiru. Other suspects arrested are Abdul Nai’ja, Josua Steven, Livinus Steven, Ismail Abdullahi, Munir Sada, Ibrahim Yahaya, Yahaya Musa, Dahiru Nasiru, Abdullahi Muhammed, Monday Barnabas, Hamisu Iman, Promise Abanonum, Ehieze Emeka, Ehieze Justice, Mohammed Inusa, Tijanni Suleiman, Promise James, Haruna Auwalu, Ayuba Danjuma, Suleiman Abu, Nafiu Ahmmed, Kamalu Junaidu, Zaradeen Yakubu, Abdulhadi Adam, Mohammed Ibrahim, Chukwu Emmanuel, Douglas Yahaya, Mohammed Lawal, Auwal Musa and Abubakar Kabiru. |
Politics › Re: Removal Of Subsidy Freed Up Funds For Infrastructural Development - Peter Mbah by membranus: 8:07pm On Jan 05, 2025 |
Ellapthia: Rubbish. Mr governor, You are talking rubbish Sir. Your Excellency Sir, you're not in touch with the economic realities on ground. The removal of fuel subsidy only freed up more funds to be looted by these thieves in power. Any Economic policy that doesn't put the welfare of the people into consideration is not only wicked, but evil and satanic. Same Tinubu fought Jonathan in 2012 when Jonathan wanted to do this. Tinubu led a protest against same. Is Tinubu not a hypocrite for condemning his predecessor for wanting to do a thing then went on to do same thing? I know what I'm going through due to this Tinubu-inflicted hardship. Since today, I haven't seen food to eat. No money. No support anywhere. Pls someone should in God's name help me cos I am weak at attempting to help myself without a headway Old story. Don't you have anything new to tell us? |
Politics › Re: How DSS Covert Operations Ensured Peaceful Christmas In Southeast, Others by membranus: 7:59pm On Jan 05, 2025 |
phemmie06: Deploy that method to stop Turji Bello boys Turji Bello will soon be a forgotten history in the North , just like Shekau. |
Food › Re: What I Bought With 9,000 Naira In Russia In 2025 by membranus: 7:50pm On Jan 05, 2025 |
Treasure17: Follow Libya route and thank me later.✌️ He should follow Libya route to kpai on the Mediterranean Sea? Chai, some people are wicked. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 5th January 2025 by membranus: 7:38pm On Jan 05, 2025 |
VinnyBaba: Na Arsenal dem dey play next o. 😏😕 So what? They will thrash Arsenal. They dominated Man City, they almost won today's match at Liverpool ground. And Arsenal are not giants, Manchester United will win them. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 5th January 2025 by membranus: 6:24pm On Jan 05, 2025 |
Man U will likely win today's match. They are holding up admirably well. But to win, they will need a dash of luck. Hope it ends well for them. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 4th January 2025 by membranus: 5:41pm On Jan 04, 2025 |
As earlier predicted by me, Crystal Palace has drawn the match. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 4th January 2025 by membranus: 5:36pm On Jan 04, 2025 |
Nkunku should be brought in. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 4th January 2025 by membranus: 5:24pm On Jan 04, 2025 |
Not an impressive game so far. Except for a slight advantage by Chelsea, both team appears evenly matched. And the match may ends in a draw if Chelsea is not careful. They seem not too hungry to win. |
Politics › Re: Change Your Ways Or Be Voted Out,’ Kano NNPP Tells Tinubu by membranus: 11:29am On Jan 03, 2025 |
Pennilessword1: Scared monkies. You can never face the north your actual masters But our President, a Yoruba man, is facing them head on. Can your Obi do so? |
Politics › Re: ‘Yes, I Will Run’: Rhodes-Vivour Declares Interest For 2027 Lagos) Race (Video by membranus: 11:22am On Jan 03, 2025 |
ElevationD: We need a saviour in Lagos. If for nothing, but at least rescue us from the daily harm of touts and extortionists. Traders are lamenting. Citizens are crying. Agege crossing is a disgrace. Idumota area is a disgrace.
May I remind you that there places in Lagos called:
Amukoko Okokomaiko Bariga Ajegunle Old Ojo road Ijagemo Ijedodo Water side Shibiri Makoko Igbo Elerin, All the faeces polluted environments, etc.
Are they not parts of Lagos state or they do not deserve good governance from the trillions of IGR? Why not remove the moth in your eyes before attempting to remove the log in somebody else’s.
If not for shamelessness, by this age and time, with all the resources contributed from the purses of the federal government and other parts of Nigeria, you should be comparing Lagos with cities like Johannesburg, Cairo and Rabat, in Africa. As it stands, you cannot even compare Lagos with Kigali in Rwanda, in terms of civilization and developments. After all, long before Independence, Lagos was the federal capital. After the creation of Abuja, Lagos was retained as the commercial capital, with all its due rights and privileges accorded. Which other state in the country, aside from Abuja, has enjoyed the status of Lagos? Use your common sense and stop disgracing yourself here.
There you are polluting this thread with your usual worthless tribal sentiments, as if you are even a Lagosian. Most of you who boast on this forum with Lagos are from one tiny and dirty hamlet, where your parents trekked to Lagos from. Surely shame will not permit you to mention the name of your community.
Gbadebo Rhodes, just like every other citizen has the right to contest the governorship of Lagos and as he has just mentioned, he will contest, if he is given the ticket. Every Nigerian has the right to contest for seats wherever they find popularity and the ability in the entire country.
Lazy youths like you, rather than look out for how to make our societies better, choose the tribal destructive path. You hail Tinubu as a Yoruba man and yet he is the President of the entire nation. Why is he not the President of the SW only? How has your tribalistic comment reduced his status as the President of the entire nation? Or how had the reduced the respect that he commands nationwide as the President and C in C?
You have never been to Anambra state and I can bet that in your entire life, you cannot venture out of that your tiny hamlet to visit other cities and states. Definitely you do not have the financial ability for such journey. Your usual Korope and keke Marwa are your best transportation financial levels. Why not compare Anambra state with Bauchi, Benue, Borno and Oyo states, which were created the same year?Osun state has a far bigger landmass than Anambra state. Look at the present state of Osun state as we speak. You should be ashamed of the state. Why not compare the governors and see who’s faring better? You are a complete disgrace.
Shame on you. And you, have you ever been to Osun State? Have you been to Iwo, or Ilesa or Ede, or Ife or Ikirun or Oyan, not to talk of Osogbo? Therefore what gives the gumption to believe that Anambra State is more developed than Osun State infrastructure wise, or in collective civilised habits? |
Crime › Re: Rev. Fr. Joseph Enyinnaya Arrested For Shooting Teenage Boy Dead In Imo by membranus: 7:07am On Jan 03, 2025 |
vibratingpenis: My prayers are with him Shelve your prayers bros, contribute money, that's the request |
Christianity Etc › Re: Adam & Eve Ate Nothing In The Garden, Cigarettes Isn’t A Sin - Abel Damina(vid) by membranus: 6:53pm On Jan 02, 2025 |
Nokio2: That's not my problem sha My salary is 55k So from Jan 2024,I told my oga to be paying me 50k,that he should help me be saving the remaining 5 5k so I will collect the balance on new year day Kai human being, yesterday oga say I will not get shi shi that how I have I being surviving tpain with only 50k with out stealing his money? Since yesterday my heart is doing gudum gudum gudum... Tell your heart to calm down, and stop doing gudum, gudum, gudum because of small change. Haba, your heart love money too much. |
Politics › Re: The Eyesore On Bourdillon Road - Abimbola Adelakun by membranus: 8:53am On Jan 02, 2025 |
JaskanFactor: the people who run the whole world DO NOT look for respectable and responsible people to make leaders. They look specifically for the worst of the worst degenerates who will be easy to control , so that by the time thier faces are common place and on news paper front page everyday , you best know what you looking at.
In Europe and or USA, there is hardly a single national leader who is not homosexual or paedophile, And its this same types that select who will be the next African tribulator , so much so they have established a pattern of selecting African leaders from European or american prisons.
As one person commented on youtube , you will hardly find anybody who went o a good school or had successful career anywhere near the top of Nigerian government , they avoid such people.
For all you know its a degenerate fetish pleasure to have lots of poor people worse of than you queening outside your house every new year.
There is an ex UK prime minister i think Edward Heath from the late 70's who was later accused of having sex with young boys and killing them after, Tony Blair a later pm was previously arrested when he was young man for looking for gay sex in public toilet.
IN short you have to be a very rotten apple to make it to the top of the beast system, the type of person who will derive pleasure from seeing poverty lining up outside your house every year.
These are the type of people that make it to become CEO too.
Its a horror movie, not a normal world, dont forget those who run the world called European are actually Goths The Goths gave the world Horror movie as a form of entertainment.
As such youre wasting your time trying to map common sense to thier actions.
So that the best way to let the world know that you are a degenerate is to become a leader of almost anything important in the world. This takes the lead in warp sense of thinking concerning world leadership structure. Your historical analysis using the Goth, Edward Heath and whatever, and their gory past to generalise the choice of the worst set of human beings as leaders of nation must be a scenario out of the theatre of the absurd. With this are you saying Cyrus, the good Persian leader who granted Israel liberty in his days, or Abraham Lincoln or Nelson Mandela were gays or serial killers before they were chosen as national leaders? That is highly preposterous. |
Politics › Re: Fubara Presents 2025 Budget To Four-member Rivers Assembly by membranus: 8:26pm On Dec 30, 2024 |
Illegality of the highest order. But this Nigeria where anything goes. Others had done it before and got away with it, e.g. Obaseki of Edo State. |
Politics › Re: No To A Drug Baron: El-Rufai Replies Reno Omokri by membranus: 3:00pm On Dec 30, 2024 |
jaxxy: Reno is in trouble.  You get it wrong, it is Elrufai that is in trouble. He will soon run back to his lair with his tails between his legs, when Reno's poisoned arrows start flying against him. |
Politics › Re: No To A Drug Baron: El-Rufai Replies Reno Omokri by membranus: 2:55pm On Dec 30, 2024 |
El Rufai, who was the Igbos Chief Enemy during Buhari's regime, will soon become the obidients' side chick as he assumes his new role of Tinubu's bitter critic. |
Politics › Re: 2027: Political Movements Spread As Bigwigs Plot Tinubu’s Ouster by membranus: 1:34pm On Dec 29, 2024 |
mrvitalis: 22 governors over 60 senators yet had to rig like a kid, destroy the electoral system via supreme Court just to rig out Obi that started 6 months to election?
Lmaooo Give obi 5 governors backing Tinubu would lose before 12 relax Which father xmas are you waiting for to give Obi the backing of 5 governors? Let Obi work assiduously to get the backing of the 5 governors, and let's see if he will defeat with them Tinubu in 2027. Like we all know, this is an hopeless dream. Obi does not possess the massive goodwill he had in 2025 anymore. You his insultive supporters have become a poisoned chalice to him. |