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PoliticsRe: I Will Ban ‘Agbero’, Says Lagos LP Guber Candidate, Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour by Memphitz357: 12:13pm On Jan 30, 2023
Thebest12:
You never serious for your carrier. Who suppose vote you in before? Pastors ?? Abi na the same agbero u wan ban ? Yimu 😂🤣
A very stupid and senseless post.
Am I surprisedhuh
APC urchins are senseless beings so I'm not surprised at your comment
FamilyRe: Wife Caught Husband With Sidechick In Towel Trying To Escape Through The Balcony by Memphitz357: 4:45pm On Jan 29, 2023
Poorly scripted skit🖕
PoliticsRe: CBN Extends Deadline For Old Naira Notes To February 10 by Memphitz357: 12:09pm On Jan 29, 2023
Anyways, no vote buying for Tinubu and im APC crew.
CelebritiesRe: MC Tagwaye Salutes Jack Rich On Birthday, Describes Him As Blessing To Mankind by Memphitz357: 10:39pm On Jan 28, 2023
Nor be the man wey been dey f**k Destiny Etiko that year be this?
AutosRe: Toyota Camry Muscle Sport 2008 Nigerian Used 3.050m by Memphitz357: 4:42pm On Jan 28, 2023
😎
RomanceRe: Regé-jean Page Is The Most Handsome Man In The World, According To Scientists by Memphitz357: 4:57pm On Jan 27, 2023
Omari Hardwick fine pass am
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Holds Media Chat With CNN, Al Jazeera & Economist News Crew by Memphitz357: 2:17pm On Jan 27, 2023
That's some Presidential material right here...😍
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Peter Obi And A Schoolgirl In Bauchi by Memphitz357: 7:14pm On Jan 26, 2023
School Girl: Our future is safeguarded with the OBIDATTI Presidency.
Peter Obi: You can be rest assured that your future is in good hands.
School Girl: Emilokan came the other day and gave us 5k each to give to our parents so that they will vote for him.
Peter Obi: Give the money to your parents. It belongs to them.
School Girl: They collected the money but they said they will still vote for Peter Obi.
Peter Obi: Your Papa and Mama too get sense....😉😁
TV/MoviesRe: INFLUENCER - Brodashaggi, Groovy & Diiadem (Video) by Memphitz357: 3:25pm On Jan 26, 2023
Bunch of no talent having muthafuckaz!!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
PoliticsRe: Plans To Scuttle Election Via New Naira Notes, Fuel Scarcity Exposed - FFK by Memphitz357: 2:15am On Jan 26, 2023
YorubaNiBaba:
The shenanigans that worked against Asiwaju during the presidential primaries are at it again. They are set of people masterminding the scarcity of fuel in Nigeria.
Think of it, PMS wasn't scarce during Ileya festival. It wasn't uneasy to come by during the Christmas, neither was there any exorbitant rate at which people procured it during yuletide periods.
Throughout the past seven and half years Buhari had spent in the saddle, Nigerians didn't experience scarcity of fuel for a second, until the general elections are at our doorstep that the saboteurs in government started scheming for a way to set Nigerian masses against the APC.
When they failed to scuttle Tinubu's ambition at the primaries, they were jittery and subsequently frustrated by his rising profile and chances of winning the forthcoming election, hence the plot to sabotage his finishing touches by denying the masses access to fuel, which its biting effect is felt by every single household in the country, the reciprocity of which may not be in favour of APC at polls.
Be that as it may, only God can enthrone or dethrone..... If these people could remember how they planned against this man of shining destiny, Bola Ahmed Tinubu at the beginning and didn't succeed, they would have backed down and think beyond the reasoning of ordinary mortal.
Let me tell you, Tinubu is destined by ALLAH to become Nigeria's next president and no mortal can change it.
Do have a wonderful experience from reading through this piece!...... Ọkan yin o ni balẹ
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Judging by your post, we now have 101 mentally insane people....
Fear not!!
I don Mark down your moniker. We go make sure your room for the sanatorium wey go dey ready for una wey be APC urchins fo dey fully equipped with standard air conditioning system so that e go blow cool air for your demented brain.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men, Delete One Forever. by Memphitz357: 5:14pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
Seems you're a gay ass nigga
PoliticsRe: Lagos Was A Super Slum Until Tinubu Became Governor - Shettima (Video) by Memphitz357:
delpee:
Story! That's for those who didn't reside in Lagos before 1999. The most annoying thing is that we had water flowing from taps at home and public taps on the streets before then. All the mini waterworks built by Jakande seem to be non functional now. It's either boreholes or mairuwa all the way.

Ikeja, Ilupeju etc and all the industrial estates were built in the era of Awolowo. The former Western Region started from Fadeyi on Ikorodu Road. The seat of government was on the Island extending only to Yaba and Surulere. Lagos had decent places to live in not slums.

Lekki exists today because Jakande built the road to Epe which was hitherto only accessible through Ikorodu/Ijebu axis. Most of the major institutions and agencies were built by LKJ apart from his truly low cost housing and masses oriented transportation system.
Are you minding those irredeemable f00ls?
The current status is a slum compared to the Lagos of Colonel Buba Marwa.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Did Not Withdraw Support For Tinubu - APC by Memphitz357: 12:08am On Jan 23, 2023
LilyColin:
E no go better for people wey still dey support this evil party. Na evil go befall all of una.
lhordspy Yarimo, Moh247, Batified2023, seunmsg, na the evil wey una dey promote go befall all of you. Useless set of urchins. Aye gbogbo yin ma baje ni. Eyin oloriburuku alatenuje wobia alayebaje

Na #300 I buy 1 litre of fuel today and Dem talk say naija na oil producing country.
Especially that bitchass gay c*cksucker, Ihordspy!!!
Ihordspy, the world would be a better place if you just slit your wrist or jump off a 15 storey building.....🖕
CelebritiesRe: I’m Already An Independent Business Woman - Karina Simon Poripo by Memphitz357: 2:56pm On Jan 22, 2023
We need more of these and less of Destiny Etiko and her ilks.
PoliticsRe: Oracle Of Poverty - Oshiomhole Takes A Swipe At Alimekhena by Memphitz357: 1:59pm On Jan 22, 2023
aylagos:
If there’s anything this man is good at it is perfect timing in his elective positions as a politician. He always wins anytime he contested and I don’t think this would be different. His Charisma as a politician need to be studied, few years ago some people were shouting Edo no be LAGOS but in real life situations now most the people living in Edo state wants Edo to be LAGOS.

Politics in Nigeria today is not by talking and pretending like some Obidaft are doing now, can they work the talk ? What is the political score card of their candidates ? What did their Obidaft did to contribute to the economy situation of the state he Governed for 8years, any sustainable blueprint? Was there continuity in governance in Anambra state after Ngige ? How did he handle the issue of SARS as a governor of Anambra state ? We can sincerely answer all these questions before we continue to dish out fake data and problems of Nigeria without providing solutions.

What Obidaft are doing is simple: they are just talking about Nigeria problems which primary 6 students can also do but ask them about providing solutions to the problems and they will start to insults and calling you names.

Nigerians are wiser now and we all know their agendas, which is tribalism and that’s why they will always attack any Nollywood actors supporting BAT but praising all the Igbo actors supporting Obidaft even Musician too.

Obi that can not liberate his state from high rate of youth unemployment for 8 years and they all criticized him for 8 years as governor of their state oooo but they want him as President of 36 states country plus FCT…….they are truly Obidaft and they think internet will forget ni. I’m in a good mood this morning if not I will continue.

NB: Just wait and see how they will start to mention this post with insults.
You, Oshiomole, Tinubu, Buhari and the APC as a whole are all a bunch of daft individuals!!
Muthafuck all y'all! 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Music/RadioRe: Throwback Video Of Ruger Singing Without His Eye Patch (video) by Memphitz357: 10:36am On Jan 21, 2023
VoteTinubu2023:
Vote Tinubu. Vote APC.
You dey craze angry
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Could Be Nigeria’s Next President - The Economist by Memphitz357: 10:32am On Jan 21, 2023
Svoboda:
Just the same way the economist predicted Atiku was going to win in 2019?
THE ECONOMIST always picks the wrong candidate.
But if they were to choose your thieving, urine passing principal, Tinubu....The Economist would've been right, yea??
AutosRe: White 2008 Honda Civic 2.4M (negotiable) by Memphitz357: 1:06am On Jan 19, 2023
Kewtt:
Lololololol

See pricing
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FashionRe: Profile Of Montana Felix, Miss Universe Nigeria 2022 (Photos) by Memphitz357: 4:01pm On Jan 18, 2023
drezzyx:
Abi you no see that yansh in that black dress
No yansh dey, abeg
FashionRe: Profile Of Montana Felix, Miss Universe Nigeria 2022 (Photos) by Memphitz357: 1:20pm On Jan 18, 2023
She nor get yansh!!
I'll definitely pass on this one smiley
AutosRe: SOLD SOLD SOLD 2009 Model BMW 335I (registered) Available Forsale by Memphitz357: 10:13pm On Jan 17, 2023
No price tag?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Sleeps Off At APC Rally In Kwara State? (Pics) by Memphitz357: 10:05pm On Jan 17, 2023
madridguy:
Nigeria incoming president.

Baba need to take some nap. Jagaban of the universe.

Salaamun qawlan min-Rabbi Raheem.
And here I was thinking your stoopidity and f00lishness left with 2022.
How wrong I was undecided
PoliticsRe: Kwara Rally: Chop Alone, You Die Alone. It's Tinubu's Turn To Chop - Lalong by Memphitz357: 10:00pm On Jan 17, 2023
lhordspy:
Bloody liar. After this Election, i will make sure some of you rot in prison for misinformation and trying to mislead the public. Some of you will eat watery beans in prison till your stomach cant take it anymore.

Explaining the meaning of Emilokan in his own understanding, What Lalong said was: " If you do good, you receive good. If you chop alone, you die alone. Asiwaju has done good. So it is his turn to Chop (receive good) too" .

He was reffering to the number of people Tinubu helped both financially and career wise. It means Tinubu helped lot of people, it is his turn to receive back the favour.
Nigga, shut your punk ass up!!
You and all the urchins will spend the rest of your miserable lives in jail along with your thieving Tinubu!!!
Lying punk ass muthafucka!!!
PoliticsRe: UK Minister Meets With Peter Obi & His Team In London (Pictures) by Memphitz357: 7:09pm On Jan 17, 2023
Almaigaa:
Cry me a River
It is what it is, Muthafucka!!!
A post filled with stupidity and foolishness.
PoliticsRe: UK Minister Meets With Peter Obi & His Team In London (Pictures) by Memphitz357: 3:26pm On Jan 17, 2023
Almaigaa:
Since Peter Obi can not win any federal election in Nigeria, he went to campaign in Oyinbo land. I no know when INEC dey conduct election for Oyinbo land.

Maybe he is trying to campaign for his millions of IPOB, who are in all foreign Prisons Abroad. There are more IPOB in foreign Prisons, compared to the ones here in the East. grin grin
A post filled with sooooo much stupidity and foolishness
PoliticsRe: Lagos Street Poll: Tinubu May Not Win Lagos O by Memphitz357: 9:10pm On Jan 16, 2023
IDeyNL:
Make sure you come to either Amuwo, Festac or Ojo LGAs.

We want to check something
Make dem try enter Festac or Amuwo if dem really get 2 heads. Those f**king urchins go see shege!!

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