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Zulum500:
Fake news

Starting the week in a stupid and foolish manner is sooooooo wrong!!
Learn to change your foolishness in this New Year.

[quote author=Moh247 post=120030346][/quote]Naaaaa, nigga!!!!
You iz a brain dead muthafucka!!!
Just like your thieving principal, Tinubu!!!
F**king APC Urchin

Moh247:
Watch as they suddenly blame a candidate out of the 14 candidates

The alarming rate at which your stoopidity and f00lishness keeps rising eheeeeeeen

Skankamola:
This guy and manna reason alike. Daft

My hatred for that Manna guy, eheeeeeeen

2.8m.... Can it fly for that amount?

Still available?

abc115:
May my Children and I be exactly like Bola Ahmed Tinubu, then I will have all the fulfillments and achievements that anyone could dream of in this life…. Amen

1. Accountant
1.1 Graduated with First Class Honours
1.2. Educated in United States
2. Works in Four Multinationals
3. Youngest Senator in third Republic
4. Governor of Lagos
5. Produces many Governors, Senators and Other Leaders
6. Established best Accounting Tax Firm in Africa
7. Instrumental in demolition of devilish PDP
8. Instrumental in bringing in President
9. Produces Vice President
10. Produces Speaker
11. Midwifed the best State in the Country
12. Himself Incoming President by God's Grace
13. Created City out of Ocean
14 Birth Lekki Free Trade Zone now hosting biggest Refinery in the world and other world Class companies
15. Midwifed govt that has completed Second Niger Bridge, Lagos Ibadan Rail, Lagos Ibadan expressway, Lekki Deep Seaport, Loto Bridge, Bonny Island road and bridge, Kaduna - Kano Road reconstruction, Kaduna-Kano-Daura Rail, Zungeru Hydro Dam Power Project, KASHAMBILA Hydro Dam Power Project and thousands of Projects, Siemens Power Project
16. Midwifed State IGR that is more than 33 states combined and 9 times more than South East combined
17. Midwifed Lagos State as the Fifth largest Economy in Africa
18. Midwifed independent power project
19. Midwifed Telecommunications revolution in Nigeria by bringing first mobile telecommunication company Econet by investing Lagos 4 billions that brought returns of 19 billions
20. Greatest political leader and mentor
21. Inspiration to musicians
Many more
Asiwaju
Jagaban
Incoming President

I and my children will surely be like Incoming President Bola Tinubu

So according to you... Bola Tinubu is larger in life than Obafemi Awolowo??
I spit on you!!!
Tueh!!!!

Can someone please translate what the old senile fool is saying cos I can't understand a muthafucking thing he said.

Mercisharelove:
How many of you are aware this dude is a sickle cell anemia patient?

Please soft on him.

*In 2pac's voice*...... That muthafucka should die slow

LeoDeKing:
See question on pandora statistics:
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These people are likening Nigerians with ipob.

Just look at how extremely stupid you're sounding. When are you going to put an end to this ethnic bigotry you keeping displaying on Nairaland?

nkwuocha:
Old age they say should come with wisdom. The wisdom that is attained through years of experience, unfortunately, has come to be an abomination to many of our senior citizens in Nigeria. The Jonathan government was marred with insecurity and so a set of "Progressives " came with a Change Mantra and the youth bought into it. We never knew we are signing our fate for years of penury, unemployment, ritual killings, and the worst insecurity in the history of Nigeria.

Sometimes we wake up with empty stomachs and no one to give us hope. We trek the streets of Lagos to Anambra to Jos and to Katsina looking for jobs, jobs whose pay is not enough to give mama and papa a befitting burial.

As a man who gets erected every morning, with no wife to curdle and to mate with. Where is the money? Can a jobless man get a wife? Will he endure a house filled with kwashiorkor- infested kids?

Our marriageable spinsters, your children are clocking 40 with no husband. They are casting and binding the devil in mosques and churches. They are still waiting, hoping that the monthly savings from a potential suitor can take them out of their father's house. Many die in withered hope.

Now we patronize herbalists and pastorpreneurs, thieves on cloaks to save us from excruciating poverty and deprivation. They reap us of our meager earnings, they tell us that our sins made us poor. They tell us our oracles and deities made us poor. They tell us our mothers are witches and so they made us poor. They tell us our fathers practice occultism and so we are poor. Then they ask us to raise sacrifices, sometimes blood sacrifices.

Now we patronize human part dealers. Now we are into fraud. Now we sleep with corpses. Now we kill our loved ones for money. Now we die in our primes. Our girls are into "hookups", they get rammed so they can make up for papa's inability to put food on the table. Now our little girls mount our grandfathers for bread and braids.

The police shoot us when we protest injustice. Our voices are the echoes of a subjugated young generation. They haunt us in beer parlours where we are drunk and our clothes soaked in wretchedness, they also wait for us at gaming centres. They pack us in buses and we bail ourselves with our mothers and sisters already tired bodies.

Dear Senior Citizens of Nigeria, your failures of yesterday are the hopelessness we are suffering today. You voted leeches in power. You voted with hatred and with LONGERTHROAT! You voted wrongly to spite one another. You voted foolishly!

Tell me, who will take care of you when your pension will not be paid? When Glaucoma and cataracts begin to eat your weary eyes away, who will pay for your surgeries? Who will pay when prostrate infirmities begin to rear their ugly heads? Now you are about to waste another eight years of our lives, our young vibrant lives, who will feed you when you are old and gray? When your only life-support is merely a stick and your ears are deaf, deaf so you don't hear the gunshots and clinking knives from ethnic and religious wars, ethnic cleansing, and genocide.
On whose strong shoulder will you place your wrinkled old hands for support? The same hand you used in voting in vermin of questionable characters in power.

Then we will look at you and say in our hearts, "It is your fault", before striking down our victims.


We are still dusted, our shoes cracked from covering painful kilometers in search of the millions of jobs promised.
"Where are the jobs? ", We lament as we squeeze the "pure water " into our mouths under heart-wrenching volcanic sun rays.

We ignore your calls in shame, for we know we have nothing to send to you. Our accounts are in debt and Loans reading like a pendulum nonstop.

We treat our sick bodies with cheap local herbs and by our mid-thirties, we seek donations to manage our kidney problems.

We queue in immigration offices and sleep even in embassies of warring countries for visas. Those of us who are lucky will get a rare opportunity of washing the white man’s toilet, even with our envious educational portfolios. After all it is better to get paid in dollars than a dwindling naira.

Yet our problems persist.

You vote for life political predators who use our intellectual property rights to win elections, the one you paid through your nose by sending us to school. They pay us in kobo so they can reap away our future in Naira and dollars and pounds and Euros. We share the kobos and you dare to say it's not enough to balm your cracked waist?!

They stash this monies away in GP and sewage tanks. They bury it deep so we can't see it. They spit at our hungry faces and call us "Lazy Youths" who queue at their gold-pleated gates for monies while they live in affluence and influence. We dare not profess love to their children for we know that 'shoe get size ‘.Their tinted cars and overzealous drivers break our bones and their police escorts threaten us to settle our own case or get convicted of a felony. Our policemen and security officers drop their guns for their designer bags and umbrellas.

They are back again, the scavengers of the nation. They are back with their mouth-watering manifestos, and now we see our senior citizens rallying to vote for calamities again, to torture us till we are not strong enough to fend for ourselves.They are back again to waste our years of strength, of lifting bags of cement, and of standing half-naked on dangerous nightie streets. They are back again with their divisive style of politics, so we insult each other and fight to pave way for their heirs to rule over our children.

They tell us religion doesn’t matter as long as it suits their bloodthirsty quest for absolute power.

They are back with same old stories they fooled you with but we, the youth will not be cajoled to vote as you have voted.

We are going to take back our country from sick and mentally impaired politicians, political ritualists, religious and ethnic terrorists, egomaniacs, and kleptomaniacs. We are going to effect a positive change this time around. We are no longer going to eat the crumbs from our collective wealth.

Our "Early morning salute" will be attended to by our wives, wives of our youth! Our girls will grow as girls but not as women of easy virtue.

We are going to vote, this time for ourselves and our unborn generation so they can pick our calls when we are old and gray.

We are going to correct your mistakes and we urge you to be our backbones and support us.

As the election date draws nearer, remember your vote is very necessary. Don't dim our esprit anymore. For this generation of youth are soldiers, freedom soldiers.

Vote for a strong-willed candidate. Vote for a candidate who represents us well without delegating his powers to healthier subordinates. Vote the one who balances and respects our diversified religious affiliations. Vote for justice, fairness, and the youth.


We are the true leaders of today. Vote for our tomorrow.

Written by
Liana-Lois Apeh.

Watch as ediots, like Moh247, Ilordspy, CoronaVirusRelo they come to attack your post.

Exmilitant:
Lamido is in order here.
But if an ethnic group with a bias mind towards this country to the extent of designating it a zoo wants us to vote in their own, they are joking.

Tinubu is the next president of Nigeria.

I said it first!!!!!

Nonsense and senseless talk

Parachoko:
How exactly is he the best man for the job? A man without any tangible legacy in Anambra State? Under his tenure, the poverty level double up in Anambra State

Person wey no achieve any tangible thing for Anambra too dey talk

https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing

The joke is on you

Naaa, nigga!!!
The joke is on YOU!!!

Can it fly for 2.5m?

SE within the padded fittings

Potatoes are gonna Potate.
Urchins are gonna Urchinate!!!
First time in Nigeria's history that a politian's only fault which is being used to discus against him is that he saved money rather than squandering them like the likes of Thiefnibu. I'm alive to witness this day!

lhordspy:
Dont be stupid. I am trying to cure you of your ignorance. To pull you out of the sea of stupidity.

Dont criticise what you have zero idea about. Gazelle gagaraga is very correct.

It exists. Same as gagaraga. I am a Yoruba. I grew up in Lag. Even if i spent most of life as a northerner. Gaga( in high tone) then raga (in low tone)

O nse gagaraga kiri... This means he is behaving unstable. Not really insane. But not quite settled .

If you say: " O nse Ara gaga-raga kiri. It is used to insult or throw jab at a slim person of skeleton structure walking around without clothe.

It means walking around with skeleton-like body without shame.

You're on your way to becoming the latest Nairaland's resident ediot after Mannabbqgrillz.

TohToh

2m....

Where is the lie?

I was ponder why APC urchins always speak in harsh and high pitched tones whenever they are given an opportunity to defend their incompetent government.... just like how this bitchass snitch ass gay, Festus Keyamo is doing right now.

2 decades

Dope whip

LordviccoDaGuru:
las las Buhari have achieved his aim of becoming Nigerian president. He used all these money for the betterment of the country, the money was not even enough he have to use his own pocket money to fix Nigeria. Buhari is the best president Nigeria Will ever Have, Go and write it down. With the Buhari's achievements APC WILL remain in power till the second coming of Jesus Christ. BUHARI have to borrow because the PDP that ruled this country for 16 locust useless years scattered the country so Buhari have to borrow to stabilize things for good again. Buhari have lifted over 100 million Nigerians out of poverty everyone in the North now is rich. All these is done by Buhari the God's sent who rescued Nigeria.

Very senseless, stupid and foolish talk