SweetBoyFriend:
So Amina Ali was Abducted 2 years ago at the age of 15
bearing one name, now she has returned at 19 with a 15
month old baby bearing two different names?
God forgive my curiosity!
Is 15+2 no longer 17?
15 months + 9 months = 24 months ( Two years) and these
girls were kidnapped in April,2014 and we are in May 2016.
Does it mean Amina was pregnant before her abduction?
If YES, was she seeing the Boko Haram man they are
referring to as her husband before her abduction?
Nigeria is the real Game of thrones!!


If the rescued chibok girl is 15 now, that means she was 13 when she was in ss3 and a foetus when she was in primary 1. . This is a wale Adenuga production <we are nothing but okoso in the hands of Apc>

maybe we should ask Buhari minister of finance Kemi to do this mathematics

olutunde12:
Do you remember the man who trekked from Lagos to Abuja to celebrate the victory of Muhammad Buhari in presidential poll? Hashimu Suleiman, a year after his long trip, has said that trekking for Buhari was his greatest mistake. The man expressed his dissatisfaction with the way the president has been ruling Nigeria in the last one year. NAIJ.com

He should withdraw his support by trekking back from Abuja to Lagos.

iflywithbuhari:



http://dailypost.ng/2016/05/14/niger-delta-militants-blowing-up-oil-installations-will-regret-their-existence-buhari/

Technically, Silently, Fantastically and Eventually
government.

Alezy:

Father Ejike Mbaka clearly stated that the
beginning of Muhammadu Buhari’s
Government will be difficult. And there will be
suffering and crisis but the end it will be
joyous and great.


Below is what Mbaka Said.

“Listen fellow Nigerians, as it is right now,
most of what we are suffering now and we
are going to suffer were caused few years
ago but the Lord asked me to encourage
you. Suffering is coming but it is not
suffering under damnation, there is solution,
it may take some time, but at the end of it,
there will be testimonies”
“As I have told you, there is going to be
crisis but God will handle it. This year, God
said my people will be over-comers, things
will be hard but my people will be over-
comers”.





evernaija.com/read-father-mbakas-latest-prophecy-president-buharis-administration/

God didnt show u any prophecy, u re just guessing.

sarrki:



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/know-bombing-pipelines-buhari-go-ayiri-emami/

when he has de camped from PDP to APC, why wont him talk thrash like the APC members. since u know dem, go and fetch dem out, Buhari will compensate u.

three:



http://saharareporters.com/2016/05/12/nigerias-information-minister-lai-mohammed-takes-loan-nbc-pay-his-china-trip

ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES!! ZOMBIES:
How many times I call una? oya make una come defend una Oga at d top.

Gamesmart:
A man that has spent all his life as a politician.

Minister of exotic cars

justwise:
Buhari was asked by sky news if Nigeria is fantastically corrupt and he said Yes.

we dont even know who to believe again, weda na Buhari ooo or na Dino oooo we nor know, buhari admitted to Cameron claims dat naija is kwarrapt while Dino Disagrees, mean while he is standing with Saraki who is facing corruption charges.

SleekAboki:
It's that mofo Tam david west APC used to launder propaganda of 40 Naira per liter dey vex me pass.

Guy, u didnt hear him well, he said one forty five naira but u heard only the forty and naira just as people didnt hear when they said chains and thought it was change.
by the way, where is Bakare?
where is david tam west? where is oshomole and liar mohammed, and the rest Zombies leaders?

erunz:
Who did Nigerians offend.
5 seed of tomatoes N400 Fuel now N145 One congo of rice N500

All these things on top . N18,000
God please we need you.

They offended GEJ by voting him out

comos:
Some youths suspected to be political thugs, on Wednesday set ablaze the residence of Sen. Kabiru Gaya, in Gaya Local Government area of Kano State. The youths also set ablaze the campaign office and poultry farm of the House of Representatives member from the area, Alhaji Abdullahi Mahmoud. An eye witness told newsmen in Kano that the incident occurred around 11 am on Wednesday.

According to the witness, the youths were protesting the alleged failure of the two politicians to fulfil the promises they made to them during the electioneering campaigns in 2015. It was gathered that security agents had initially dispersed the protesting youths, who later regrouped and burnt the senator’s house before heading to the campaign office and poultry farm of the House of Representatives member. NAN gathered that the hoodlums had also attempted to burn the residence of the Chairman, Gaya local government but were over powered by the security personnel deployed to quell the violence.

When contacted, the Public Relations Officer of Kano State Police Command, DSP Magaji Majiya confirmed the incident. He said that the police in the area were still trying to contain the situation. “Our men in Gaya are still trying to bring the situation under control but as soon as we get details of the incident, we will keep you posted”, he said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/youths-set-ablaze-senator-reps-residences-kano-unfulfilled-campaign-promises/

All Promises Changed (APC)

Berlyn:

Welcome, God bless u, im happy to see u here. wetin u buy come for us here?

kayfra:
The federal government has commenced discussions with the Taraba State Governor, Mr Dickson Ishaku to construct a 3050megawatts (mw) Mambilla Hydropower Plant in the state, Power Minister, Babatunde Fashola has announced.



“We have opened discussions with the Governor of Taraba State, Governor Dickson Ishaku, who incidentally was once a minister of state for power," he said.

“The first thing to do is to acquire the land and deal with compensation issues, which the governor has promised to deal with.”

He said the project would be “the single largest power plant with over 3,000mw in one place and it potentially takes us close to steady power" if built.

“The feasibility study has been done and so too the environmental impact assessment. We move one day at a time closer to starting Mambilla," he added.

The project has been valued at $5.732billion (about N1.140trillion) with the Engineering, Procurement and Construction (EPC) contract proposed for two Chinese companies, Gezhouba Construction Group Corporation (CGGC), and the Sinohydro Corporation.

An official said the project would take 63 months to complete and be handed over to the federal government.

Nigeria is expected to contribute 25 per cent of the project’s fund while the China Export Import Bank provides 75 per cent.


www-nigerianbulletin-com-threads-fashola-opens-talks-on-construction-of-3050mw-power-plant-in-taraba-210850

This government talks and promise too much while they do less, do more and talk less or let what you re doing speak for u.

bee444:
Hi Nailanders,

My cousin travelled to the US a week ago for a Art conference ( he is on a business visa). The Art Residency as its called is still ongoing and will finish soon.

He made an arrangement with his friend in Ohio that after the conference he would be coming over to stay with him. When he got to the US, he called his friend and the friend started ignoring his calls. He finally got through but the friend told him that he has changed his mind that he should look for somewhere else to stay.

Cousin is disappointed, and doesn't have anybody or place to stay after the conference. The conference is in New york. The Art organizers provided him with accommodation until the end date of the conference.

Nairalanders, I need your help to assist this brother.

Thank you

Why that single and handsome in ur write up? did anybody say he or she is looking for who is single and handsome to accommodate?

cathodekazim:



http://www.forbes.com/sites/mfonobongnsehe/2016/05/03/nigerian-billionaire-femi-otedola-loses-400-million-in-9-weeks/#42c1a48b1dc3

Who do we blame this time?

Toybreezy:
My genotype is AC
can I marry anybody

u can only marry OC (Officer in Charge)

lekibraky:
A lady in her 20s approached me to help her withdraw money from her,account I was like how could this young, energetic, articulate girl not know how to withdraw money with gt atm machine but I helped her out because no one is an island of knowledge but I noticed as she was calling out the details she was hiding her face thank God the money withdrew was not much 5k.
I got mad at her when she said I should help her use the second card first Bank this time I quickly came back to my senses that I was going too far and I walked away.
She may not really know how to use the card bit how u could have 2 cards and not eager to know how to use it. Folks be security conscious and direct anyone the needs your assistance how to use the card and not you doing it for them.

u should ve reported her to the bank security for proper interrogation since u noticed that she was hiding her face from d ATM camera. it doesn't mean if its only 5k u helped her to withdraw, fraud is fraud, the camera has ur photo already, just pray she is not what we re thinking to be,if not the police will come for u.

lazo1:
I invited dis girl to my house, i noticed d smell from her pucci wen i pulld her jeans because of conji, i went ahead and Bleep her d smell from her puna was rill bad and stronge . for fear of having any deseas have to rub my dick wit dettol and my room still smell till nw. . Pls ladies always take care of ur puna . just hope i would get any STDs

Guy, u need to go for check up, I dey sure say na ur kunu nai don sour due to ur conji and he come dey smell follow u and ur house. just imagin for a whole 2 days d babe don go and ur house stil dey smell, dat means d foundation of d smell dey ur house.

Buhari4dullard:
He received his salary today the 29th and he is rejoicing for what he worked for that's due on the 25th.

The man dull like his president.

dont mind d Zombie, he shld ve stated d salary amount dat he received on d 25th.

gebest:
Federal ministry of Interior has recieve its april salary, 1st time in the past 12 months to recieve salary b4 end of the month. Change dey come small small

if ur salary is paid every on the 25th of each month it means u re being paid in every 30days and if ur salary is paid on every 28th or 30th of each month it also means ur salary is also paid in every 30 days, so what is the sai buahri abt it? does it reduce d price or ur house rent, cost of living and fuel price? very soon u ll be paying ur monthly bills on every 25th.

make una nor worry una self, she dey one country like Canada dey chop aduro as bisexual, so na evidence to her claim to get kpali be dat.

ricsman:
Nobel laureate, Wole Soyinka, has lashed out at the presidency for its seeming inability to rein in the violent activities of herdsmen across the country.
In his address to the National Conference on Culture and Tourism, Wednesday, Mr. Soyinka said the President Muhammadu Buhari-led government was yet to come up with an articulate solution to tackle the menace.
“I have yet to hear this government articulate a firm policy of non-tolerance for the serial massacres that have become the nation’s identification stamp,” said Mr. Soyinka.
“I have not heard an order given that any cattle herders caught with sophisticated firearms be instantly disarmed, arrested, placed on trial, and his cattle confiscated. The nation is treated to an eighteen-month optimistic plan which, to make matters worse, smacks of abject appeasement and encouragement of violence on innocents.
“Let me repeat, and of course I only ask to be corrected if wrong: I have yet to encounter a terse, rigorous, soldierly and uncompromising language from this leadership, one that threatens a response to this unconscionable blood-letting that would make even Boko Haram repudiate its founding clerics.‎”
Suspected Fulani herdsmen on Monday unleashed terror on Ukpabi Nimbo, a community in Enugu State, killing dozens of people.
The attack came weeks after a similar wave of violence by herdsmen in Agatu in Benue State.
After weeks of apparent silence on the killings that have spread to other states, the presidency on Wednesday ordered the police to go after the suspected herdsmen.
Foramfera
“When I read a short while ago, the Presidential assurance to this nation that the current homicidal escalation between the cattle prowlers and farming communities would soon be over, I felt mortified,” Mr. Soyinka said.
“He had the solution, he said. Cattle ranches were being set up, and in another 18 months, rustlings, destruction of livelihood and killings from herdsmen would be ‘a thing of the past’. 18 months, he assured the nation. I believe his Minister of Agriculture echoed that later, but with a less dispiriting time schema.
“Neither, however, could be considered a message of solace and reassurance for the ordinary Nigerian farmer and the lengthening cast of victims, much less to an intending tourist to the Forest Retreat of Tinana in the Rivers, the Ikogosi Springs or the moslem architectural heritage of the ancient city of Kano. In any case, the external tourists have less hazardous options.‎”
Mr. Soyinka recalled with nostalgia how he – in the company of the late Segun Olusola – journeyed across Nigeria in the pre-war 60’s, mostly out of curiosity.
“But now, would the young adventurous set out to visit the mystery caves of Anambra and its alleged curative pools from mere interest?
“They would think twice about it. It is not merely arbitrary violence that reigns across the nation but total, undisputed impunity. Impunity evolves and becomes integrated in conduct when crime occurs and no legal, logical and moral response is offered.‎”
Mr. Soyinka also said he had a personal experience recently with the cattle herders, right at his doorstep.
‎”I returned from a trip outside the country about to find that my home ground had been invaded, and a brand-new ‘Appian way’ sliced through my sanctuary,” said Mr. Soyinka.
“That ‘motorable’ path was made by the hoofed invaders. Both the improvised entry and exit are now blocked, but interested journalists are invited to visit.
“In over two decades of living in that ecological preserve, no such intrusion had ever occurred. I have no idea whether they were Fulani or Futa Jalon herdsmen but, they were cattle herders, and they had cut a crude swathe through my private grounds.
“I made enquiries and sent alerts around, including through the Baale of our neighborhood village. There has been no repeat, and hopefully it will remain the first and last of such invasion. What it portends however is for all thinking citizens to reflect upon, and take concerted measures against.”
Mr. Soyinka noted that herdsmen are among humanity’s earliest known tourists and must be taught a culture of settlement with their hosts.
“The leadership of any society cannot stand idly and offer solutions that implicitly deem the massacres of innocents mere incidents on the way to that learning school,” he said.
“For every crime, there is a punishment, for every violation, there must be restitution. The nomads of the world cannot place themselves above the law of settled humanity.”

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/202563-soyinka-blasts-buhari-herdsmen-killings

when the BOT of d Zombies begins wailing.

Nigerian Army says it has discovered that the Boko Haram terrorists now have new means of identification.



A statement by a spokesman for the Army, Colonel Sani Usman, said troops of 22 Brigade Garrison and elements of Three Battalion that went out on Monday on a long range fighting patrol to Gima village in Ngala Local Government Area made the startling discovery.

“The patrol came in contact with some elements of the Boko Haram that started escaping in disarray on sighting the team.

“They were able to apprehend two terrorists in their new styled uniform of green colour and use of ropes on their legs and necks.

“This is a new development in the ongoing clearance operations of the remnants of the Boko Haram terrorists in the northeast,” the statement read.

Colonel Usman also stated that the patrol team recovered one Isuzu Canter lorry which was found concealed with grasses, five motorcycles and two bags of guinea corn.

Other items recovered include three Dane guns, a Solar panel, three bows and arrows.

The arrested terrorists are currently being interrogated to further assist in the clearance operations.
http://www.channelstv.com/2016/04/26/boko-haram-fighters-new-uniforms-army-claims/

how long will it take u to go to ur bank to verify it? how long will u wait to get response from NLders? where do u think is best to get the best answer to ur doubts?

Acidosis:
So FRSC could not fuel their vehicles to save lives?

Don't mind, very soon the FRSC will say the driver of the bus has no driver's license

Where are the ZOMBIES? come and speak for ur messiah since he refused to address this issue.

lie lie Liar mohammed is dealing with the fulanis SILENTLY just the way he dealt with the BH TECHNICALLY.

We re resolving the fulani herdsmen issues SILENTLY: LIAR MOHAMMED.

Obinoscopy:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/202375-nigerian-government-working-silently-resolve-herdsmenfarmers-clashes-lai-mohammed.html

Boko Haram (Technically Defected)
Fulani Herdsmen (Silently Resolving)
Liar mohammed, u don come again?

Nigerian football's crisis has taken a bizarre twist with an attempt to appoint a dead referee for Sunday's match between Warri Wolves and Giwa FC.

It comes as Chris Giwa continues to challenge Nigerian Football Federation president Amaju Pinnick.

A Nigerian court has ruled Giwa should replace the Fifa-recognised Pinnick and in a move to wrest control he has named the weekend's top-flight official

However, among those selected is Wale Akinsanya, who died in January.

Giwa's NFF rival group sent notice of its actions to the chief operation officer of the league management company on Wednesday.

It has raised the possibility that two sets of match officials - those appointed by Giwa's group and those appointed by the NFF - could turn up for the fixtures.

Football's world governing body Fifa issued a warning last week saying Pinnick and his board must continue in charge of the NFF or Nigeria would face a global suspension.

Meanwhile, the Giwa-led faction has rejected a reconciliation committee set up by the country's sports minister Solomon Dalung to resolve issues within the NFF.

In a statement signed by the group's chairman of chairmen, Effiong Johnson, it urged Nigerians to disregard the action of the minister.

Former NFF boss Ibrahim Galadima is the head of the seven-man reconciliation committee, which has one week to submit its report.

m.bbc.com/sport/football/36106041

dainformant:
Some people's are worse than the Boko Haram insurgents after having their minds darkened with sheer wickedness and complete hatred for themselves and others. According to twitter user (Dan-Borno), the deputy governor of Borno state, Alhaji Usman Mamman Durkwa (pictured) during an inspection to an IDP camp in the state -caught workers using weed grass to make soup for refugees (imagine the height of corruption). This is not the first time IDP workers have been accused of such shameless treatment against refugees.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/idp-workers-using-weeding-grass-to-make.html

That must be the imported grass from Brazil.

Horner:
Why the hell is the Nigerian flag so ugly?

Check the flags of Ghana , Cameroon , DR Congo?
or those of Sudan , Egypt , Kenya and Ethiopia?

the Naija flag is as funny looking as that of Uganda if not worse!

The flag is corrupt with a virus known to be called kwarraption APC+PDP.