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Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 8:24pm On Apr 15, 2013
BANGA SOUP: guy na keke don finally drop me here oooo,i da wait for update b4 i go read for my test 2morow.guy abeg wash me lock na?
Private Jet drop me here. My guy i wish best of luck o. Reading this new update 4rm NASA headquarter.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 7:21pm On Apr 15, 2013
am in my Private Jet waiting 4 d next update.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 6:43pm On Apr 15, 2013
dmalam: lol, u nid open a thread o....i c uv got talent like mazi,
Hahaha...dmalam, hw far na? Wow, its good to meet you here. As 4 that thread thing, with extra input 4rm you my thread will be open. Thank you sir.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 2:27pm On Apr 15, 2013
Private Jet drop me here. *dropping with a parachute*
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 11:39am On Apr 15, 2013
Madawaki01: u dey immitate me abi?no let me RPG ur jet oo
You na keke u get, me na PRIVATE JET i get. How i take imitate you? Hahaha...I go send Road Safety make them seize that ur keke o.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 8:32am On Apr 15, 2013
yea, blame it on the alcohol. I just received a call from jamie fox *reading this update from my Private Jet*
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 7:10am On Apr 15, 2013
am the 1st to comment. Private Jet drop me here. Nice write up.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 10:32pm On Apr 14, 2013
Private Jet, drop me in my room.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by mencade5(m): 10:28pm On Apr 14, 2013
Shugamania: Lol.. Bros, u're a typical Nigerian.
Where u take see d N100 wey u dey take multiply? No worry, i'll manage d N90 like that.





Thanks bro..
Almost there, I was asked to come for my letter tomorrow.. Those people sabi waste person time.
Baby, dat amount na N9,000. How u dey na? So na ogun be ur new place 4 nysc? Well, enjoy but remember I hate sharing o. Gudnite
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 7:42pm On Apr 14, 2013
still flying in the air with my parachute.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by mencade5(m): 6:25pm On Apr 14, 2013
Password77: Omo i just came out of d propectv batch b house nw, wetin i dey see na ny*sh, bush, gutter... Na wa oo. See wetin addiction to Mazi Stories dey cos!
As i enter there my eye come dey pepper me o. Well i will open a fellowship there 2maro.
@shugamania, if Aso rock is found in N100 note only. Using Aso rock as multiplying factor, 100kobo = N1, 9000kobo = N90 multipy by N100= N9000. Check ur account balance again. Sweetie
@seyi, run away soldier, hw fa? Abi camp don make u born again by force? Well amen to ur prayers.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by mencade5(m): 6:24pm On Apr 14, 2013
Password77: Omo i just came out of d propectv batch b house nw, wetin i dey see na ny*sh, bush, gutter... Na wa oo. See wetin addiction to Mazi Stories dey cos!
As i enter there my eye come dey pepper me o. Well i will open a fellowship there 2maro.
@shugamania, if Aso rock is found in N100 note only. Using Aso rock as multiplying factor, 100kobo = N1, 9000kobo = N90 multipy by N100= N9000. Check ur account balance again. Sweetie
@seyi, run away soldier, hw fa?
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 6:13pm On Apr 14, 2013
Private Jet drop me here. *dropping with my parachute* am glad Chelsea lost the match, super mancity.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 2:39pm On Apr 14, 2013
[quote author=idee.esperanza]Honestly, how many of us went to Church?[/quote]''Daddy I did not attend o. Daddy I saw u ready playboy magazine in your room after u return from church. Does it mean u are still a saint?''
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 2:35pm On Apr 14, 2013
Private Jet start your engine, take me to where i will watch Chelsea vs Mancity.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 2:29pm On Apr 14, 2013
Danhumprey: Calm down nau,oga mencade! You don yab d pastor finish! grin
My guy make u no vex abeg. That pastor has been tackling me since. Am only advicing him to go a place where he will genuinely win souls 4 d kingdom of God.
Pastor wey carry bible enter ashawo room will not come out the same way he entered.
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Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 1:12pm On Apr 14, 2013
mikelreal: we re all sinners, including YOU @johnchike, we ve all fall short of the glory of God, nobody is a saint, we accepts that we re sinners'UIS' and we always seek for forgiveness, cos we serve a merciful God.. So stop judging, or u mean to tel us that uv never sinned b4? Smh atleast we keep d sabbath day holy, no updates. I wonder how or why ua here on a sunday! Nobody is supposed 2b here 2day
What of you? Are you the security here?
NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by mencade5(m): 11:25am On Apr 14, 2013
dmalam: u nid enta thr quick evangelist Mencade, i thy c u fr Mazi's thread thy evangelize wella...

wel done!!!!!!
Hahaha... U sef dey mazi place? Na so. Me i only enta there with my private jet only. Tank u.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 11:17am On Apr 14, 2013
private Jet, I want to drop here. *flying with parachute*
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 10:02am On Apr 14, 2013
shiit! Fvck this auto machine software, always correcting d words i use.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 9:59am On Apr 14, 2013
Johnchike: The pharisees and Chief Priest spat on Jesus! So who am I to complain about insults. Insulting me doesn't affect me. Jesus said that some seeds would fall on rocky ground, some would be eaten by birds, some would dry up because of too hot sun, nevertheless some would still grow and bear fruit. Ask yourself this, in which of these examples can you be found?
It's like slapping your Dad and saying okay I would beg him for forgiveness today and later I would return back to do the same thing, to slap him again. We crucify Jesus again and again each time we INTENTIONALLY commit sins. Yes, don't say you were tempted to masturbate
Hey God o. Na only comment i make o na im dis guy no want make i rest? I did not even said anytin abt fvcking, pre-intimacy, MouthAction yet o.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 9:53am On Apr 14, 2013
Johnchike: The pharisees and Chief Priest spat on Jesus! So who am I to complain about insults. Insulting me doesn't affect me. Jesus said that some seeds would fall on rocky ground, some would be eaten by birds, some would dry up because of too hot sun, nevertheless some would still grow and bear fruit. Ask yourself this, in which of these examples can you be found?
It's like slapping your Dad and saying okay I would beg him for forgiveness today and later I would return back to do the same thing, to slap him again. We crucify Jesus again and again each time we INTENTIONALLY commit sins. Yes, don't say you were tempted to masturbate because the power lies in your hands now, you can stop reading this 'unclean literature' or you can continue. It's your choice, but don't blame it on the author of the thread because you had a choice to stop or continue.
Where is that my private jet? Abeg, take me to a place of solace and tranquility where i can read d next update. This preacher wants to have mazi's updates all to himself. Greedy man!
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 8:45am On Apr 14, 2013
Private Jet, please stop here.
I need to enter church to ask
for forgiveness of sin caused
by mazi's write up. After that
I shall come back and read
the next update.
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Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 8:44am On Apr 14, 2013
Johnchike: The path to Heaven is narrow and only a few find it, but the PATH to HELL or Sin is WIDE and so many people are cruising through it.
Reading this obscene literature has the tendency to cause arousal which leads to masturbation and for some, fornication.
I feel sad when people make comments like 'let me go to church and ask for forgiveness then after service I would come back and continue reading the updates'. I tell you solemnly, you are mocking God. God is merciful and compassionate but GOD IS also JUST.
Please I know it's hard to stop reading but it's not too late to make a U-turn. When the urge to read this 'unclean literature' comes, try to distract yourself by thinking of Jesus Christ on the cross or doing something else.
May God in His infinite mercy forgive those who sincerely repent.
Happy Sunday!
Will u get out of here and go out there, i mean out there and preach, win souls for Christ. Mumu, dont think u are evangelising here o. Hypocritic preacher!
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 1:04am On Apr 14, 2013
Private Jet, please stop here. I need to enter church to ask for forgiveness of sin caused by mazi's write up. After that I shall come back and read the next update.
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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by mencade5(m): 12:41am On Apr 14, 2013
Password77: @house... Hw una dey? My ppa get as e b oo! But Oluwa is fully involved
... In other news, e get one curvy corper sherikoko for my ppa wey i done dey arrange plan for #OperationFindRib
Am happy 4 you. Dont forget to put me in ur prayers to meet my missing reaps too.
@nitane sweety, hw u dey na?
@my sweet shugamania, u are my sunshine. My bank no be like gtb o. I don resend d pepper again na.
@dmalam, u are my mentor, what of shawdy, nikky fuja na?
@martowski, happy by-day. Where d cake?
@stefnora okereke, are u d real nollywood steph? Well safe journey to kwara.
@Batch B 2013, i have not enter that thread b4 o. I fit go do evangelism for them o.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 8:54am On Apr 13, 2013
me, use blackberry? God forbid bad thing!
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 8:53am On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]I was banned right here but now I have returned. Those of you that have the intention of derailing this thread will have to face me because I am one dude that goes crazy to protect what he likes...

Call it ''Obsession''[/quote]Super Man, welcome.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by mencade5(m): 10:55pm On Apr 12, 2013
Ogbeche77: I too jealous this house, coming back together after camping, that's awesome, same can't be said of our batch, every member deserted immediately after getting call up letter.
Una too much
Ogbeche tank u too o. But na God hand work sha.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by mencade5(m): 10:53pm On Apr 12, 2013
EmmyDe25: Na only those wey don enter dat place go fit explain o. Person urine go dey lyk sey u put lipton tea 4 insyd hot water. Nd at least u go dey drink reach ten satchet of pure water everyday. I sick ehn! Dint even attend up to six parades.. Plus, i no see a single bird dey fly around 4 camp tru out my stay there. Dat place just get as e be.
Your own good sef. Kano was hell on earth. Wetin come make am worse, most of the ladies redeployed leave men behind o. In my ppa, they posted 17 of us there. 17 boys no single gal. As if we are all gays. D tin want turn me to pastor now o, but i have plan B. 1hour drive 4rm my ppa is a federal college of education. NYSC no go dull me at all.
@ shugamania, u neva receive alert? I don send money since o.
@ everybody. Una well done. Please utilize ur ppa wella. *winks*
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m):
me, use blackberry? God forbid bad thing. #I surf d net with my Nokia 3310. So reliable.#
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mencade5(m): 8:26pm On Apr 12, 2013
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Please enough of the keke and private jets!!!

Where the f'ckk are my officialshuh


You do know why the upload above was made longcheesy[/quote]Hahaha...jet stop at last. Looking for your officials? I guess they are sumwhere ba'anging sum ar'sses and at d same time been bitten at their sccrotum! Well u try 4 d latest post.

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