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BANGA SOUP: guy na keke don finally drop me here oooo,i da wait for update b4 i go read for my test 2morow.guy abeg wash me lock na?Private Jet drop me here. My guy i wish best of luck o. Reading this new update 4rm NASA headquarter. |
am in my Private Jet waiting 4 d next update. |
dmalam: lol, u nid open a thread o....i c uv got talent like mazi,Hahaha...dmalam, hw far na? Wow, its good to meet you here. As 4 that thread thing, with extra input 4rm you my thread will be open. Thank you sir. |
Private Jet drop me here. *dropping with a parachute* |
Madawaki01: u dey immitate me abi?no let me RPG ur jet ooYou na keke u get, me na PRIVATE JET i get. How i take imitate you? Hahaha...I go send Road Safety make them seize that ur keke o. |
yea, blame it on the alcohol. I just received a call from jamie fox *reading this update from my Private Jet* |
am the 1st to comment. Private Jet drop me here. Nice write up. |
Private Jet, drop me in my room. |
Shugamania: Lol.. Bros, u're a typical Nigerian.Baby, dat amount na N9,000. How u dey na? So na ogun be ur new place 4 nysc? Well, enjoy but remember I hate sharing o. Gudnite |
still flying in the air with my parachute. |
Password77: Omo i just came out of d propectv batch b house nw, wetin i dey see na ny*sh, bush, gutter... Na wa oo. See wetin addiction to Mazi Stories dey cos!As i enter there my eye come dey pepper me o. Well i will open a fellowship there 2maro. @shugamania, if Aso rock is found in N100 note only. Using Aso rock as multiplying factor, 100kobo = N1, 9000kobo = N90 multipy by N100= N9000. Check ur account balance again. Sweetie @seyi, run away soldier, hw fa? Abi camp don make u born again by force? Well amen to ur prayers. |
Password77: Omo i just came out of d propectv batch b house nw, wetin i dey see na ny*sh, bush, gutter... Na wa oo. See wetin addiction to Mazi Stories dey cos!As i enter there my eye come dey pepper me o. Well i will open a fellowship there 2maro. @shugamania, if Aso rock is found in N100 note only. Using Aso rock as multiplying factor, 100kobo = N1, 9000kobo = N90 multipy by N100= N9000. Check ur account balance again. Sweetie @seyi, run away soldier, hw fa? |
Private Jet drop me here. *dropping with my parachute* am glad Chelsea lost the match, super mancity. |
[quote author=idee.esperanza]Honestly, how many of us went to Church?[/quote]''Daddy I did not attend o. Daddy I saw u ready playboy magazine in your room after u return from church. Does it mean u are still a saint?'' |
Private Jet start your engine, take me to where i will watch Chelsea vs Mancity. |
Danhumprey: Calm down nau,oga mencade! You don yab d pastor finish!My guy make u no vex abeg. That pastor has been tackling me since. Am only advicing him to go a place where he will genuinely win souls 4 d kingdom of God. Pastor wey carry bible enter ashawo room will not come out the same way he entered. |
mikelreal: we re all sinners, including YOU @johnchike, we ve all fall short of the glory of God, nobody is a saint, we accepts that we re sinners'UIS' and we always seek for forgiveness, cos we serve a merciful God.. So stop judging, or u mean to tel us that uv never sinned b4? Smh atleast we keep d sabbath day holy, no updates. I wonder how or why ua here on a sunday! Nobody is supposed 2b here 2dayWhat of you? Are you the security here? |
dmalam: u nid enta thr quick evangelist Mencade, i thy c u fr Mazi's thread thy evangelize wella...Hahaha... U sef dey mazi place? Na so. Me i only enta there with my private jet only. Tank u. |
private Jet, I want to drop here. *flying with parachute* |
shiit! Fvck this auto machine software, always correcting d words i use. |
Johnchike: The pharisees and Chief Priest spat on Jesus! So who am I to complain about insults. Insulting me doesn't affect me. Jesus said that some seeds would fall on rocky ground, some would be eaten by birds, some would dry up because of too hot sun, nevertheless some would still grow and bear fruit. Ask yourself this, in which of these examples can you be found?Hey God o. Na only comment i make o na im dis guy no want make i rest? I did not even said anytin abt fvcking, pre-intimacy, MouthAction yet o. |
Johnchike: The pharisees and Chief Priest spat on Jesus! So who am I to complain about insults. Insulting me doesn't affect me. Jesus said that some seeds would fall on rocky ground, some would be eaten by birds, some would dry up because of too hot sun, nevertheless some would still grow and bear fruit. Ask yourself this, in which of these examples can you be found?Where is that my private jet? Abeg, take me to a place of solace and tranquility where i can read d next update. This preacher wants to have mazi's updates all to himself. Greedy man! |
Private Jet, please stop here. I need to enter church to ask for forgiveness of sin caused by mazi's write up. After that I shall come back and read the next update. |
Johnchike: The path to Heaven is narrow and only a few find it, but the PATH to HELL or Sin is WIDE and so many people are cruising through it.Will u get out of here and go out there, i mean out there and preach, win souls for Christ. Mumu, dont think u are evangelising here o. Hypocritic preacher! |
Private Jet, please stop here. I need to enter church to ask for forgiveness of sin caused by mazi's write up. After that I shall come back and read the next update. |
Password77: @house... Hw una dey? My ppa get as e b oo! But Oluwa is fully involvedAm happy 4 you. Dont forget to put me in ur prayers to meet my missing reaps too. @nitane sweety, hw u dey na? @my sweet shugamania, u are my sunshine. My bank no be like gtb o. I don resend d pepper again na. @dmalam, u are my mentor, what of shawdy, nikky fuja na? @martowski, happy by-day. Where d cake? @stefnora okereke, are u d real nollywood steph? Well safe journey to kwara. @Batch B 2013, i have not enter that thread b4 o. I fit go do evangelism for them o. |
me, use blackberry? God forbid bad thing! |
[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]I was banned right here but now I have returned. Those of you that have the intention of derailing this thread will have to face me because I am one dude that goes crazy to protect what he likes... Call it ''Obsession''[/quote]Super Man, welcome. |
Ogbeche77: I too jealous this house, coming back together after camping, that's awesome, same can't be said of our batch, every member deserted immediately after getting call up letter.Ogbeche tank u too o. But na God hand work sha. |
EmmyDe25: Na only those wey don enter dat place go fit explain o. Person urine go dey lyk sey u put lipton tea 4 insyd hot water. Nd at least u go dey drink reach ten satchet of pure water everyday. I sick ehn! Dint even attend up to six parades.. Plus, i no see a single bird dey fly around 4 camp tru out my stay there. Dat place just get as e be.Your own good sef. Kano was hell on earth. Wetin come make am worse, most of the ladies redeployed leave men behind o. In my ppa, they posted 17 of us there. 17 boys no single gal. As if we are all gays. D tin want turn me to pastor now o, but i have plan B. 1hour drive 4rm my ppa is a federal college of education. NYSC no go dull me at all. @ shugamania, u neva receive alert? I don send money since o. @ everybody. Una well done. Please utilize ur ppa wella. *winks* |
me, use blackberry? God forbid bad thing. #I surf d net with my Nokia 3310. So reliable.# |
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Please enough of the keke and private jets!!! Where the f'ckk are my officials ![]() You do know why the upload above was made long [/quote]Hahaha...jet stop at last. Looking for your officials? I guess they are sumwhere ba'anging sum ar'sses and at d same time been bitten at their sccrotum! Well u try 4 d latest post. |
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[/quote]Hahaha...jet stop at last. Looking for your officials? I guess they are sumwhere ba'anging sum ar'sses and at d same time been bitten at their sccrotum! Well u try 4 d latest post.