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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by mencade5(m): 7:04am On Jul 30, 2015
[size=30pt] hahaha......manure yawnited......how market?

up jones! [/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by mencade5(m): 6:59am On Jul 30, 2015
[size=30pt] hahaha......manure yawnited......how market?

up jones! [/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by mencade5(m): 6:58am On Jul 30, 2015
[size=30pt] hahaha......manure yawnited......how market?

up jones! [/size]
Romance › Re: What's Will Your Reaction Be When You See this? by mencade5(m): 11:00pm On Jul 29, 2015
kkkk
Crime › Re: 70-year-old Woman Puts Pepper In 12-year-old's Penis by mencade5(m): 10:54pm On Jul 29, 2015
another name for woman is evil.
Romance › Re: MEN! Please Don’t Ever Consider Marrying These 10 Types Of Women #truekillerfact by mencade5(m): 8:45pm On Jul 29, 2015
i hate those bimbos.



how do these ladies cope dating up to 50 boyfriends sef?



na wa oooo
Romance › Re: How Do I Get Control Of My Lil Boy? by mencade5(m): 8:32pm On Jul 29, 2015
stupidity:
Very embarrassing I must say, it stands erect at its own will. I no longer have control over it. Yesterday I was strolling down my street while my phone was glued to my phone accessing nairaland, all of a sudden lil boy stood up shaking its head, and was very visible coz of the trouser I wore. I was like "lil boy, what's wrong again, I can't remember thinking naughty" I raised up my head, lo and behold, a very bootilicious ukwu was at the other side of the road. Lil boy saw it and started misbehaving. How do I get control of it? Its getting out of hand.
try otapiapia na? mix it with gamalin 20. take at once.


it always help
Romance › Re: Strippers Pray Together Before Show. (+18pics) by mencade5(m): 8:27pm On Jul 29, 2015
allahu akbar!
Crime › Re: Man Publicly Strips Himself Naked In Lagos As Children Watch & Clap For Him by mencade5(m): 4:00pm On Jul 29, 2015
u no get.phone snap ?
Romance › Re: Many Girls Are Like This(photo) by mencade5(m): 3:57pm On Jul 29, 2015
iamkingzlee:
hahahahahaha grin but, na true you talk shaa...
haha...na where u go hide na?
Family › Re: 16 Costly Mistakes Married Women Make by mencade5(m): 3:37pm On Jul 29, 2015
what about fvcking other men apart from their husband. deceiving the husband that the pregnancy is his.
Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives Cameroon To Discuss Boko Haram Fight by mencade5(m): 3:37pm On Jul 29, 2015
Sanuzi:
watch ur mouth bro






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wetin dey worry u?
Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives Cameroon To Discuss Boko Haram Fight by mencade5(m): 3:28pm On Jul 29, 2015
Sanuzi:
watch ur mouth bro






Lets Talk:
Mobile/Whatsapp: 07038641600
BBM: 7B663F3A
www.africanwebservice.com
An expert in Blog Design,content management systems (CMS) such as Webpagemaker,Frontpage, wordpress, joomla, drupal, ecommerce platforms such as opencart, magento, Abante cart,WHMCS, prestashop. Blogs:Ghost,serendipity,eggblog Forums:SMF,Vanilla,phpBB, Polls and Survey
wetin dey worry u?
Romance › Re: Is She Right? by mencade5(m): 3:26pm On Jul 29, 2015
sben2308:
Wat if it was d wife that said all men r goat n d husband now reply calling her father goat will U not call that insult . Women this days forget that their lubbish mouth do them more harm than good but still dey never learn
how do we punish these women and their gutter mouth?


if u hit them they will say u r a wife.beater.


if u dont talk to.them they will that is not maturity



if you talk to them they will never listen instead it.will give them more room to spit more rubbish.
Romance › Re: Please Help A Friend! by mencade5(m): 3:19pm On Jul 29, 2015
Onifari:
I have a friend name witheld. He is not ugly but but not all that handsome, he is very brilliant and he dresses nice, but one problem he has is that he cannot attarct girls. Girls don't like him. Please what can he do? The thing is realy paining him.
use segunvarinze, basket mouth, obasanjo, jay z, and oshiomhole as a case study.



na money be d difference. make urbfriend get am make u see how girls go rush am.
Romance › Re: Many Girls Are Like This(photo) by mencade5(m): 3:16pm On Jul 29, 2015
400billionman:
They want guys to take them to fast food restaurants but their dads never took them there.

They want guys to take them shopping but their dad never did.
naija girls can form?

even in schools girls hostels are so dirty compared yo boys hostel. yet them go do as if shiiiit no dey comot from their nyash.
Health › Re: Toilet Roll Or Water Which Is Better For Cleaning After Defeacation by mencade5(m): 3:10pm On Jul 29, 2015
late fela used water....so water is it.



i heard some peeps use the sharp edge of a building to wipe excreta from their anus.
Romance › Re: Check Out This Story That Touches by mencade5(m): 3:05pm On Jul 29, 2015
to do it for a nigerian lady is great stuuupidity.


afterall you are not her only boyfriend. let the other boys come and die for her na...
Education › Re: Senate Buildings Of Some Major Nigerian Universities (pictures) by mencade5(m): 2:59pm On Jul 29, 2015
shidof:
yes bro, Wat abt u?
kongo...but i do visit samaru alot....to thqt swimming pool behind amina hostel.
Education › Re: Senate Buildings Of Some Major Nigerian Universities (pictures) by mencade5(m): 2:51pm On Jul 29, 2015
shidof:
same here
well done bro....samaru?
Romance › Re: Is This Gay Marriage Or?? by mencade5(m): 2:41pm On Jul 29, 2015
allahu akbar!
Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives Cameroon To Discuss Boko Haram Fight by mencade5(m): 2:04pm On Jul 29, 2015
daura dullarrd

Romance › Re: Hot Picture... Figure 8 by mencade5(m): 1:32pm On Jul 29, 2015
400billionman:
Lol, just enter Badoo. You will see more.
bro....i tire o. u dey badoo?


but na true say one babe chop ur money like that and u no see her pant?
Politics › Re: PHOTO: 5 Senators & 20 House Of Reps Membes Who Escorted Toyin Saraki To EFCC by mencade5(m): 1:26pm On Jul 29, 2015
strongerthaneva:
anu nmadu..nkita na ta is gi..
agwo.....anu nmadu nkita na ta is gi


anuofia!
Politics › Re: PHOTO: 5 Senators & 20 House Of Reps Membes Who Escorted Toyin Saraki To EFCC by mencade5(m): 1:17pm On Jul 29, 2015
strongerthaneva:
otu nne gi..araba bu kwe gi..
otu nne gi....araba bu kwe gi....nkita
Politics › Re: PHOTO: 5 Senators & 20 House Of Reps Membes Who Escorted Toyin Saraki To EFCC by mencade5(m): 12:56pm On Jul 29, 2015
strongerthaneva:
my Abeg go sleep see hypocrisy is written all over ur face..ode..
ur mama toto.
Politics › Re: Resume Work Now Or Be Sacked, Okorocha Tells Imo Workers by mencade5(m): 12:53pm On Jul 29, 2015
okorocha you are a useless man.


come on! pay them their money!
Politics › Re: PHOTO: 5 Senators & 20 House Of Reps Membes Who Escorted Toyin Saraki To EFCC by mencade5(m): 12:13pm On Jul 29, 2015
so because saraki rejected tiefnubu and won senate presidency you-rob-ass have turn against their sister TOYIN abi?


God pass una!
Romance › Re: Hot Picture... Figure 8 by mencade5(m): 9:58am On Jul 29, 2015
why r ladies showing us their nyash these days sef?

stinking, maggots infested, bacteria camped, virus incline ecosystem ass!
Romance › Re: Heart Broken! Advice This Guy by mencade5(m): 9:41am On Jul 29, 2015
blueseacats:
Guy u and the other guy are losers, she will find a different gig.
true


ladies have been changing boyfriends like sanitary pads since 1883



i believe he.has not fvck this girl sef.

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