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7 points resting on my bench. God pls let kolarov to get injury before the match.


I need cech clean sheet and ozil goal.


Finally anoda 3 points secured after beating Golden boiz in d FA CUP.



Bashmantech how market?


Next!




Manager: Pvssy Penetrator

See wetin oshiomhole dey fvck ooooo...chaiiii

tosyne2much:
Oga Mencade I hail oooo.

tosyne hw far na?


Long time


went on sabatical. And the lord has given me my dream woman after i had castigated so many nairalaand girls.

How parole?

Na una get nairaland now ooo

tosyne2much:
Oga Mencade I hail oooo.

tosyne hw far na?


Long time


went on sabatical. And the lord has given me my dream woman after i had castigated so many nairalaand girls.

How parole na

judedwriter:
with worn out shoes and xpired cv's

like ur own abi?


Hahahaha



some marry graduates with the hope that you will make it one day. I mean ladies who are not graduates ooo.

Graduates!

Wayoooo country.


Man know man no go kill us for this useless country wey we dey so.

The way 2baba fvcked other people's daughters that is how his daughters will be fvcked!



Karma

LUCASC:
Your. Views

na wa for you ooo...
Na next year be the match na. February sef.
Y r u rushing?

Bashmantech:
I'm a chelsea fan. FPL still keeps dashing me RED. i'm going through a really difficult time

i am now ur oga now.

Come for deliverance tomorrow from my babalawo.

Bashmantech:
I'm a chelsea fan. FPL still keeps dashing me RED. i'm going through a really difficult time

i am now ur oga now.

Come for deliverance tomorrow from my babalawo.ää

Bashmantech:
I'm a chelsea fan. FPL still keeps dashing me RED. i'm going through a really difficult time

i am now ur oga now.

Come for deliverance tomorrow from my babalawo.

[quote author=Themaingate post=25900011]1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,"Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in hi

Bashmantech:
you got fvcking lucky....... u know how many times i've disciplined u this season already

in d FA CUP?


Gerrout mehn!


8-)

Bashmantech:
abeg......... i wan go sabatica. make i go take FPL 103...... coz i no understand the shit weh dey happen this season again

lookatew


gerrout

Rest in peace bashmantech

peniiiis of messi just fvcked your ass in d FA CUP.

Oya come and post details about the oldies perfdormanceä

yeye

Next!

period?!

Yuck!

*vomits fried eggs and boiled yam plus two bottles of 5 alive juice*

period?!

Yuck!

*vomits fried eggs and boiled yam plus two bottles of 5 alive juice*

abeg how much be matches for market ooooo?

CSTR2:
The only player that had a higher dribbling stats than hazard in europe last season was messi.
And chelsea crashed out at the quarter finals, yet neymar couldn't meet up.

u dont know what u r saying.


Chelshit lost to psg in the second round. Chaiiiii

[size=30pt] hang over still dey disturb me ooo after the party yesterday till day break for here. DJ Debroslink....DJ Ruudie and all rest dj's una thank you oooo.....abeg we fit organize another party for this shekpe thread again?

Hang over still dey.....climbs bed to sleep [/size]

sod09:
I beat u home nd away in h2h

na lie jor

allahu akbar!


Village people at work

xynerise:
So I should write my details here?

email me....sharp sharp. i get 30 minutes to go.


mencade5@gmail.com


just ur email and password


dont be scared ur details are safe. i dont need it. u can edit and change ur password anytime

daura dullarddd ooo

Suspect33:
ok bro

ok

holyteeboy:
Can anyone tell me wat dis game is about......like how do you play matches and buy players

whatsapp me


same with razzip

Suspect33:
am not on whatsapp bro

WHAT OF 2GO? IF YES THEN ADD ME....mencade5


will be online by 8.30pm to help

xynerise:
That would be a bad idea where I am now

I DEY CAFE NOW.....I FIT HELP U REGISTER SHARP SHARP

cauis...

xynerise:
The website is misbehaving o

go use laptop or system na.