₦airaland Forum

Afrok:
Op eyah... chai... chei... Nna mehn... Nah WA ooo... Ehn ehn... Choi... Jisos... I just want to say SORRY OOO.

nna mehn....no be small sometin ooo. The bad ones keeps spoiling the names of the few good ones. Its so bad.

100Cents:
So the girl wan turn you into ATM machine ?

Naija ladies...

100cents.....na God save me ooooo. She don already strategize how to scam me. the worst part be say that first wey i meet her, she said she was visiting her sick friend, i do mumu come dash her small money make she buy fruits for her friend wey no well.


Na im she come with another plan to rob me. When she came she was eyeing the i phone i was holding. The most shocking of them all was that she looked innocent, with angelic eyes but her mind was filled with evil agenda.

MrCork:
.....see yor head like guinea fowl......so becuz u paid for a female cab fare & she reject u....all men stop helpin women?..abi?

..bro I dont mean to sound rude but ma professional add vice....u nid yor head re- examine by local witch doctor (no oofense)

mr coke or cork.....go fvvvvvck urself with this over staled no oofense pun of urs jor......black man for ajegunle like u dey claim peckham.......see ur head like Ugandan umbrella.


With offense!

100Cents:
So you changed school from France to Australia ?

Your own better..

all my stay last year was in australia....i lode france.

Footsoldier:
Thanks for updating my knowledge about how to avoid being a victim of scam. I don't trust myself and I don't trust strangers.

i can swear with anytin dat i no hideous intentions other than to offer a helping hand. But it back fired

EroticAngelina:
nice script

woman what script?

herald9:
Lol
welcome back bro.. we been dey miss you die...

what did you bring back....more troubles?

bro....hahahaha......not troubles par se but this is a renew, refined, refurbished, more sharpened, crazier mecade5.


I have been going up and down nairaland seeking for wahala but nobody want sell for me.

Just joking sha

aristocrazzy:
What a story,Good for a nollywood movie.

see ur head....it happen to me in reality, i dont expect you to believe me though

SkinnyDude:
bros wetin happen? did you travel across the Pacific ocean?

skinnydude my brother from another mother. Longest time.....hw tins na? I went on e-sabbatical leave. I am back with my troubles. Lol

mesoade:
aint saying that tho . . But cum to tink of it,any better option?

i dont even have any idea where the better options are sef......going to church to get them is no option for me.

we were in the same cab. Her fare wasnt enough. I willingly paid for her. After alighting we exchange numbers.

A week later she called that she intend to see me. I later fix anoda date to call her. She agreed to visit only. I never knew she had plan with a cab driver to rob me. She saw inside my wallet, some neatly arranged notes of N1000 of about 50. I never knew my philantropism would lead me to a trap.

When she came to my place, still inside the cab, i told her to get down, she gave an excuse that she forgot sometin at home that we should go together before coming back to my place. See wayoooooo

i sensed this dubious acts and had to dismiss her. That i cant go anywhere for now. That was how she left and up till date she had not call back and i have deleted her number too.

Till this day i barely help ladies due to this acts.

Big4wig:
What do u guys think??

to naija ladies....the secrets in a guy's wallets are his cheque slip, nairabet winning tickets, atm cards, currency notes of higher denomination except liberia dollars. Etc

Cutehector4u:
lolz...we no dey fight na...haba..

oga na so me i dey talk ooo. I no dey fight. Allow me make i spark abeg.

No vex for me

Cutehector4u:
bros easy..who is anoyin u dis evenin...all ur comments r just so negativ... Calm down, ur blood too dey hot

i beg ur pardon?

I hope u know that u r in no position to rate my sentence. Why cant u mind ur own gaddamn business?

Please be careful

Khalessi:
OP, you're right. And this set of people can be found mainly on nairaland. Always harping about how Nigerian ladies are materialistic and what not asking stupid questions like should I give my girlfriend transport fare after she visits me or not? is it right to send recharge card to your girlfriend?

it is ladies like you that keeps saying ''i want my man to be like this''. Are you not part of those encouraging these NFA boys?


Mscheeewww

mesoade:
Sometimes,you just don't have to blame the girls,look at the conditions he stated, "no support from parents and government and she has to pay her schools fees" ,you can't afford it cos of your salary and you're talking about love . . Na love go pay her skul fees?,abeg free the gal mak she huzzle jare

because she needs some of these, this will spur her to live a life sleeping with every deeeeeeck and harry. Wow....dats cool

mesoade:
it's like you didn't read the post,
.
The Op is not talking about girls being bad . . But guys using their brains i knowing the kind of girl they will date comfortably with the size of their pocket.

oga....tank u. Am throwing blows at both the ladies and the guys.

herald9:
Bros wetin happen na... Did they hold you hostage in Australia?

hahahahaha....herald9 no na.

I went schooling in Australia thats all

akpos4uall:
Well, I took a big risk making four changes this gameweek by selling Pelle for Costa, Fabregas for Sanchez, Ulloa for Kane & Baines for Azpilicueta. The performance so far isn't that bad. Banking on Sanchez to make the difference as my captain.

i have him too. He will score.

Dhellake:
I follow you greet them oo

hahahahaha.......bro no be small tin ooo. Costa did well for us ooooooo.

op, naija ladies will never change, even the ones in the village are still money conscious.

I have seen working class babes still doing this long throat pattern of lavishing money they barely earn themselves.


Our guys too are too some extent faulty. This generation is a fvcked up generation of deceits, lack of respect for both God and their pussyies, prostitutelized life of multi boyfriends, spewing greenish lies of 'u r the only boyfriend that is fvcking me' and all the nonsense there is that u can think of.


I spit on the faces of this generation.

peeps that captain Aguero.....i am greeting all of una ooooooo.



Hahahahahahahaahahaahahah

dechandel:
Haa
How can you ask such?? Missed you like hell..
So did you see my Grandma?

nah.....my section was in heaven. I checked round didnt see her. She could be in the other hot section, dancing shoki!

FrancisTony:
Alternate moniker.

Mod, Take note. Mencade5, mencade6 etc

wetin dey worry you na? I didnt know the rules. Well dygeasy am sorry. Use just mencade5. I was away studying in australia.

100Cents:
Oga, tell me say you no dey nairaland since. For ghost mode.

Anyway missed you.

Welcome..

hahahahaha.....i travelled to australia. Came back this morning because i school there.

dechandel:
Yes


Welcome back
And thanks for the vote

woman! I hope you didnt miss me.

back from the dead!



I vote Kulboy
cc Dygeasy

wow....hahahahaha......ooooo peeee u r very correct.

But is this thread not worthy of front page?

Moderators wetin una dey wait for?

frankben: mencade, abeg which one be fantasy football? I fit make cash with it?

frankben na game for fun oooo.

But if you fit win if you are the overall first winner in the world.

1stola: of cause!
After all, Jacob is not as Stúpid as Jona.

of cause? Is this not gbagauns?