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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Borussia Dortmund Vs Arsenal : UCL (2 - 0) On 16th September 2014 by mencade5(m): 8:27pm On Sep 16, 2014
this mukina team sef na heart attack team.
Romance › Re: Her Life Style|relationship|crushes |crush|and Dealings With NL Male And Female. by mencade5(m): 8:13pm On Sep 16, 2014
Leetunechi: Ok...

Show is bout to start!!

Abeg

mek una help welcom mizmycoli as she takes her sit cool cool
she dey sidon since na. Abi no be dey that pinshure?
Romance › Re: Her Life Style|relationship|crushes |crush|and Dealings With NL Male And Female. by mencade5(m): 8:10pm On Sep 16, 2014
*rides keke napep into thread.*


na mukinati u dey bring here abi na who?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Champions League Fantasy Football by mencade5(m): 7:46pm On Sep 16, 2014
lekkie073: u r dumb..... maybe in five years time, u will come to know what u don't know but feel u know.....u know nada cool
dont mind her.....let her go and say that to her useless boyfriends.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Champions League Fantasy Football by mencade5(m): 7:42pm On Sep 16, 2014
sexzskil: I tell u, The Black Race is doomed. Youths of other nations of the world are busy innovating, breaking new grounds in the world but all what the supposed future leaders of a third world slum could do was to create thread of imaginary football match. I sincerely weep for Black Africans!
go fvck yourself madam.....even the white do this more than us here.

Talk anyhow make thunder fire you for there. Biiiiiiitch.


Go and say that to ur boyfriends that sucks your smelly staled mestrualized deeped widened pussssiiiiii.

Get out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Champions League Fantasy Football by mencade5(m): 7:42pm On Sep 16, 2014
sexzskil: I tell u, The Black Race is doomed. Youths of other nations of the world are busy innovating, breaking new grounds in the world but all what the supposed future leaders of a third world slum could do was to create thread of imaginary football match. I sincerely weep for Black Africans!
go fvck yourself madam.....even the whited do this more than us here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Champions League Fantasy Football by mencade5(m): 7:03pm On Sep 16, 2014
team name:

''P E N I S O F M E S S I''

We are ready to win the uefa fantasy champions leageu this time.

Make una no try us oooo.
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 6:30pm On Sep 16, 2014
Leetunechi: una do well cheesy cheesy

thy lord sha set somebody free dis week grin grin
amen and amen.....hahaha
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 6:16pm On Sep 16, 2014
2sExy1: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin lol. where is that legendary article by tai2?
abeg u fit bring the article come out make leetunechi copy give he brother?
Romance › Re: Nairaland Love Counselling Suggestion Thread by mencade5(m): 6:09pm On Sep 16, 2014
nairaland people don politicized the thread as usual. Choosing according to their preference.

Na wa
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 6:03pm On Sep 16, 2014
LaurelP: grin Maga must pay
Its a wealth redistribution process
they, ladies dont bring anytin monetary. Only staled menstrualized pussssiiiiiii.

tongue

God dey!
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 6:01pm On Sep 16, 2014
Leetunechi: cheesy cheesy cheesy

it took me years to free my self from the spirit of magarism cheesy cheesy cheesy



i'm currently working on ma lil bro now.buh the dude thinks me kinda hard on him shocked .cus i dey vex

the babe don maga am taya grin grin grin
hahahaha.....you need to free him from that girl....

They said a preacher is not welcomed in his own town. Perhaps you need to bring in a foreign master in the game to help out like 2sexy1 or tymax or rigamortis or 100cents.
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 5:13pm On Sep 16, 2014
TRADELYN: Guy, you have 'killet' it.
Since when you showed up for NL, mencade5 too know say someone wey big pass him yaf come grin cheesy grin
hahaha...u don come ooo. U don forget say na u say make i cool down for all these girls?

Well, we have different department in this ministry. You do research work on ladies beguility, rigamortis encouraged magaed guys that there is hope while i deal with the ladies directly, blocking every of their weapon agaonst us with my ''iron dome'' of verbal repellant.

Hahaha
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 4:57pm On Sep 16, 2014
TRADELYN: True...especially with the help of mencade5 and rigarmortis grin cheesy grin
hahahaha......we have great men like tallesty, 100cent, viskiz, rigamortis, leetunechi, laurelp, and so many others.

They r trying ooo
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 4:55pm On Sep 16, 2014
rigamortis where u go hide put na? U babe no let u comot abi? Issorait.
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 4:53pm On Sep 16, 2014
100Cents: Even babe way dey with boyfriend dey blame guy for not toasting her. smh.

O boy, I pity most men. If your woman see fine boy, she don jump ship. Though she may return to you..
100cents......na wa ooooo......she get boyfriend and she still want another to toast her? this is too much.


Greed.....long throat.....oleeeeeeeeeee for naija ladies
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 4:50pm On Sep 16, 2014
Tallesty1: Naija babes be like.


Name: Valentina xxxxxxxx.

Sex: Female.

Age: 31

Occupation: In a relationship.
hahahaha.....toto don turn business centre for many naija ladies oooo........hahahaha

''occupation: relationship''? Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 4:44pm On Sep 16, 2014
100Cents: Hahaha, nah babe way you never phuck dey turn.man to maga.

Anyway, I dey spot the signs and symptoms too. Nah just to zero your mind use correct English language reject her request.

One was just acting a good girl to me. I was wondering, she con say make I leave o. say her boyfriend spend well well before he get this thing way I collect so..
hahahaha....is that not the same thing as prostituting?.......abeg ooooo
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 4:43pm On Sep 16, 2014
TRADELYN: I beg, leave them alone Ooo...those concerned need our prayers grin cheesy grin

Well, things are looking up here shocked
hmmmm....i want be like you when i grow up.


Prayers? I never still pray for myself finish ooo. Hw madam na?
Romance › Re: #Operation Donate A Like For Guys# by mencade5(m): 4:39pm On Sep 16, 2014
chimerase2: Guys mumu gon angry
Even gals pix way dem snap upside down with out revealing der face, guys still like amu undecided
guys mumu well well oooo. Worwor ladies pix na im them dey like anyhow.
Romance › Re: #Operation Donate A Like For Guys# by mencade5(m): 4:37pm On Sep 16, 2014
majour: Make I collect space here first, hope say the likes go reach me, Lols...
i give you one like now, make u give me back.
Romance › Re: #Operation Donate A Like For Guys# by mencade5(m): 4:35pm On Sep 16, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: nor be laff I say make u laff joor.. grin start d action and start donating charity likes joor... I even don donate for u as u be (f) so.... grin
i just give you one like. Make u sef give me back abeg.


All the boys for this forum wey na only girls them dey give likes so, before today pass if you no like any boys pix eh, thunder will strike you to your death.


Like a pix and save your livestongue
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 4:28pm On Sep 16, 2014
TRADELYN: grin cheesy grin

How your side naa?
most naija ladies are prostituting with the kpekus claiming they are big ladies and have magas.......na thunder go dey fire them dey go.


My brother i dey fine ooo. Hw tins na?
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 4:26pm On Sep 16, 2014
Eberex: She no wan hear say you no get anything! girls of nowadays! I need tp, I need BIS money. I need this I need that.
i need money to do my hair.....na that one dey pain me pass.
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 4:23pm On Sep 16, 2014
TRADELYN: Researching...
i think we need chi-square as a research tool for this case study.
Romance › Re: Every Lady Has A Corresponding Maga.. Do you Believe? by mencade5(m): 4:23pm On Sep 16, 2014
Tymax: It's like an achievement to them grin

But not every lady sha; just 99% of them.
that means every lady.....hahahahaha......even church ladies too do that alot,
Nairaland General › Re: Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Into A Pond With 1000 Crocodiles by mencade5(m): 2:30pm On Sep 16, 2014
at 65? Its not a loss.


Afterall she has eaten all the food she felt like eating.

Wears all the clothes she wanted to put on her body.

Fvck the kind of fvck she dreamt of while she was young.


So, madam, safe journey to hell!

when you reach there...... Mscheeeww make i no talk wetin pass this one.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Successfully Repel Suspected Boko Haram Ambush In Kogi State by mencade5(m): 2:27pm On Sep 16, 2014
ElekeNtioba: having stayed with dem i know a few tins abt dem. Those pple are naturally wicked and can kill for some flimsy excuse and not bat an eyelid. Imagine when they are nw radicalized in Islam.

The fact that they are closer to d south dan d hausa/fulani shuld get d alarms ringing louder.

Nice point u raised there bt unfortunately our security agencies usually wait for some big incident to happen b4 taking action.
u r so correct bro, most especially the ebira. They are quick to provocation.

Many of them are radicalized already. The man from benue that perpetrated that abuja bomb blast is enough reason for us to understand.


The south is in great danger if we r not too careful with this impending warning.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Wore A Skin-tight Catsuit At The African Unplugged Concert. by mencade5(m): 2:06pm On Sep 16, 2014
tiwa savage needs Allah. (SAW)
Romance › Re: The Growing Trend Of Men Shying Away From Court or White Wedding by mencade5(m): 12:31pm On Sep 16, 2014
2sExy1: I tire o
i tire well well
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by mencade5(m): 12:01pm On Sep 16, 2014
gistmelove: Aliamudulilahi ! Aliamudulilahi!! Aliamudulilahi robili alamin

Am so happy that @last i hookup with my soulmate..

May almighty Allah blessed our union


sept 14 will b a memorable day for me and my hajjia


Adegboyega Adesegun Ayyub
and
Olatokunbo Damilola Rahmat
ok...

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