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LogoDWhiz: damn it...

why isnt Sterling starting?

rodgers is a useless man. Why bench sterling?

dare2think: I can go and poison him for you.

Dude will play except thunder strikes his house today

hahahahaha....abeg ooo. Rooney must play, i believe he will play deep in the midfield

sod09: Costa and fab
tnx u
God punish mourihno

sod, i hope say you buy back costa ooo. Last time na you sell am say costa no well. Welll, costa is my captain i dobt care!!!

LogoDWhiz: God bless Costa.
Thank God I kept faith, and selected and used him as my captain.
3 goals boy.

Up Chelsea.

we are together....one love. Costa!


In other news, barcelona is leading 1 - 0.


Neyyyymarrr!

azpekuliar: Well if you fell for the Costa injury scam again, you have only yourself to blame.

az* i fell for it last time. But this time i said even if costa is using crotches to walk, he must play.


Costa.....my captain. Thank you for giving me joy after useless rooney destroyed me for 3 weeks.

as.s a.na.l. don become draw soup. Na wa oo

how many draws wenger want this season?

mukina2 how market na?

temigracie: ...hmmmmm

*looks at her seductively*

temi do you mind helping us in this issue? Why the green light yet no green?

Mprex: yes

...you are bullying me indirectly with your dp. Issorait

100Cents: Just like the first poster, let some guys tell us their experience with ladies showing green light before now.

Okay, there was this lady I liked so much. I really wanted to do her on our first date but I dey consider her as pikin. My conscience refused me, I know she liked me badly too. I held myself. Do you know she never honoured my request for a date again till 3 years later ?

Now here are the green lights. When she now came to my house for 2nd date. She was throwing cloudy eyeballs at me. I thought she was just being shy. She kept on fixing her gaze on my eyes. I didn't take it serious.

On a 3rd date, she wore a very short tight gown, she often got up from her seat and walked around, then leaned on a platform backing me, I didn't still understand. When I wanted to put on a shirt, she rushed at me to botton my collar.

And whenever we sat to talk in the car, she always patted my thighs. This particular sign don give me one beautiful lady in the past.

Another sign be say any lady way dey use style or short form call my name on phone.

O boy, nah when the girl wan dump me, I began to understand say nah green lightings o..

learning from him as usual.

vizkiz: #picking beans

no use mess finish your babe this evening ooo.

TRADELYN: Sometimes, the so-called greenlights could be so misleading.

Guys, watch it!!!


* Picks third row*

researcher hw far na? Which research tool can we use to measure the ladies' green light?

Dreyl: lol..you know serious,me no dey share woman with person,but i fit look for one figure 8 with trailer nyansh for you..

hiohiohiohiohio.....o boy eeee...100cent. You dey hear wetin dreyl want do me so? Dreyl want kill me before my time.

Issorait

Dreyl: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Bad man! There's only one person that i want to rape me and that's jocelyn dumas i like that girl pass catfish pepper soup!

hmmm....abeg u fit introduce her to me?

I want make she molest me too.

100Cents: Molest can kill somebody.

When you hear people died in a hotel during sex romp, you think say nah Wetin. Someone is asleep from drunkenness and excessive sex and the partner mounts him or her and continued the jangorover for more satisfaction.

O boy, nah cardiac arrest be that o..

100cent, na true sha.

When i said molest, i meant they should be moderate about it.

To fvck no be food ooo.
#ties towel round my waist, about to bath for the second today.

patrickdarlins: my story...dis girl de give me green light...i no de gree answer her...then she visited me in my room after our finale exam in school...she was sexy dat nyt...but i couldn't feel a thing for her....cut long story short...i was trying to insert a cd plate in dvd....she just locked d door silently...and grabbed me from behind oo...she was taller dan me a little bit...she just grabbed my joystick and started rubbing it....my head turned instantly o...befor i knew it eh...she was on top of me my thing don stand...begin do work oo....though i struggled with her a bit...but was overpowered by d seductive act...she was so mean...and i had to give in...no be say she get physical power over me o...but dat womanliness spirit in her overpowered me...but dat nyt was a real good night cos of d way she handled me...i njoyed it all shal...we bcame tyt friends and were doing it willingly ...but i den stoped her from visiting..that was d end....went for check up two months later...no hiv...no stds...cos i was scared den..thats my story oo...i no send u make u believe or not oo...na d gist b dat....

patrcik wh you dey do like this?

You dey give story and you no fit show us video abi?

No worry oo

lala don come again ooo. Na another frontpage material be this.


Well if i could be molested by ladies everyday then no wahala.

Ladies do not hesitate to molest me. I am molestable.

For prospective female molesters, please pm me.

*lights kerosine stove*

puts pot of last night beans on fire.

alright

op those ones no dey enter.

But caning for nyash dey enter well well

pix below

happy birthday luvola......i hope say you organize party oooo.

Well? Aston villa go beat liverpool this weekend.


why boys no dey wish their fellow guys happy birthday.


Na wa for una oooo

Ferdinandu: I know you are top of the list that is why you concluded that it is only boys that like ladies pics

i dont do that. We can tell the moderators to check our record for clarity.

Bro repent from this liking habit

temigracie: ..shey you want me to teach you your job ni??....

no man is an island of knowledge. Am open to correction and guidance.

Oya oya tell me what to do.

temigracie: ..Na simple thing now....

its true. Very easy. Temi what do yuo want me to do?

temigracie: ...hanhan...

Mencade...she cant do that oo

hmmmm....so na now una know abi? Do you think its easy wooing a lady?

And ladies keeps taking our wooing for granted.

Okay ooo

temigracie: ..Mencade5 and farano...Will you guys just do the needful??....

My patience is wearing out....

temi tell her to woo me. Let her encourage me with a single woo and i will do the needful

temigracie: ...lol...

Shey you wan gimme ni

Make i no dull myself.....

all the ones wey i dey give you since nko? Wat happen to them?

bring back our likes

about to sell my likes.


Likes are like food to all nairalander.


No more frontpage comment until the like button come up again.

All those boys liking ladies pix anyhow. God don catch una oooo

temigracie: ...hehehehe...see me see question oooo....**lips sealed**

u no go answer? Issorait

temigracie: ..Youngman, say your mind here o jere.....

Farano is my good friend...she ll take good care of you...

yes its true. She will definitely take care of me.

This is my next step


choose one for me

temigracie: ...huh...issonfair....

...Farano, do you know that mencade5 cherish you alot??....

hmmm

100Cents: Story for the gods.

hahaha...100cent. We want to see pictures of your current girlfriend.

temigracie: ..Can i answer that??....

miss temigracie who is your nairaland boyfriend? Hahaha