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Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do If You Saw This On Your Way While Driving At Night? by mengho(m): 11:43pm On Jan 18, 2017
yap, if you wanna live dat is, cause the moment you try to evade only God can save you.


Next time you see it ram it, e go disappear instanta
Car TalkRe: The $1 Million Mercedes. by mengho(m): 11:39pm On Jan 18, 2017
Just one question....can I take it with me to the after life & ride it
ComputersRe: You Are At Risk If You Are Still Using Windows 7 by mengho(m): 11:31pm On Jan 18, 2017
I still use Windows XP on my personal system( PC ), it is the best operating system ever followed by Windows 7.

Although I have Windows10 installed on my laptop am super annoyed with the data mining had to block it with some softwares since they don't easily deactivate in d control panel. But then again win 10 is super fast it takes like 11s for my laptop to load into desktop screen grin
WebmastersRe: 6 Important Things Every Blogger Should Know by mengho(m): 5:28pm On Jan 18, 2017
Sixkobo:
Have all in my site plus responsive theme. Check signature to view and I can FREELY give it out.
My sister am very interested in that ur template woh, since na free how do I get am grin
BusinessRe: Please Is It Legal To Import This In Nigeria by mengho(op):
agarawu23:
so u want use almost 50k buy sword? You be jackie Chan brother huh
grin nah am not, that piece of folded steel is just fascinating, it's just soo coool cool
PoliticsRe: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Attack Kaduna Community Again, Kill 3, Injure Many by mengho(m): 3:17pm On Jan 18, 2017
Am no expert, but this seems like Boko haram modus operandi, either you organize yourselves and deal with it or wait 4 d military to be drafted, The police are usually useless in dis kind situations unless you are lucky to get one of those patriotic die hard senior police officers in ur area
BusinessRe: Please Is It Legal To Import This In Nigeria by mengho(op): 3:03pm On Jan 18, 2017
rtmajayi:
I think its illegal... That's a weapon na
Thanx for the feedback, I will avoid placing an order
WebmastersRe: Why Do People "Buy" Google Adsense Accounts? by mengho(m):
grin
BusinessPlease Is It Legal To Import This In Nigeria by mengho(op): 2:19pm On Jan 18, 2017
Is it ok to Import dis into Nigeria, I only need one piece, I don't want any trouble, so will it smoothly get to me

InvestmentRe: MMM Sets N31.735 Maximum Withdrawal Limit by mengho(m): 1:12pm On Jan 18, 2017
goldenval:
My Yoruba friend that invested all his money over 2million naira is now down with depression and is owing his workers 2 months salaries Now, yesterday he managed to sold one of his generator at 5000 just to see money for feeding......

You guys should do something pls..... Before ppl will die for Una head
Am a gud guy, tell him next time he wants to sell another generator I will pay him 6k
PoliticsRe: CNN Tweets About IDP Bombing In Nigeria, See Reactions On Twitter by mengho(m): 11:36am On Jan 18, 2017
midol:
We yoruba muslims believe Nnamdi kanu is a liar and a fraud for calling Nigeria a zoo where illiterate malams fly planes. grin grin
You will die of shame if you know who that particular pilot that drop the bomb is, but am very kind & humble so I won't expose
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Lists Requirements For His Would-be Wife (photo) by mengho(m): 10:33am On Jan 18, 2017
very very ignorant man, I hate it when people treat women like some kind of commodity besides he should add dis
-she must be like mother Theresa
-she must also oil & behave like an elf
PoliticsRe: Photos From Military Accidental Jet Strike At IDP Camp In Borno by mengho(m): 10:09pm On Jan 17, 2017
This one of the worst cases of friendly fire that I have ever seen. This is very shameful & embarrassing

R.I.P to d dead
PoliticsRe: Nigeria 'sends' Warship To The Gambia,Jhammeh Declares 90-day State Of Emergency by mengho(m): 7:01pm On Jan 17, 2017
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] What stupid f**king Warship is that?! Our guess is this be no more than an over sized rust bucket of a tin armoured diesel gunboat,something converted from an average tugboat.If the shyte hits the fan then those navy personnel are risking a fiery end to their lives on a fight that isn't their own nor Nigeria's albeit in an obsolete war machine that is no match for Gambia's coastal batteries of artillery...[/color]
it's so sad how you people seem to underestimate the Nigerian Armed forces
TravelRe: See How People Are Transported In The North by mengho(m): 5:02pm On Jan 17, 2017
frenchwine:
Brother like seriously, have you traveled through the north before? Anybody dey get money for north? My guy you need to start traveling oooo grin grin cheesy
yeah bro, I kinda live there you know
TravelRe: See How People Are Transported In The North by mengho(m): 4:36pm On Jan 17, 2017
Op na three for front & four at back.
During long journeys na one in front three for back.
obviously d people you saw have little cash & decided to squeeze themselves
BusinessRe: Man Disguises As Diamond Bank Staff In Lagos, Steals N650k by mengho(m): 4:29pm On Jan 17, 2017
It seriously baffling how some people fall 4 dsame simple trick over & over again.

Don't worry he will not happily chop dat money, God is watching
EventsRe: Beautiful Mother Of 2 Marries A Young Igbo Man (Pics) by mengho(m): 4:12pm On Jan 17, 2017
Did u just said Facebook almost crashed. You mean all the daily Photo uploads totalling 300 million per day on Facebook didn't almost crash it na Nora wedding pishure almost crash am. grin

But dis Nora is seriously fine lady woh

Foreign AffairsRe: "No Voter ID, No Sex For Kenyan Men" - Kenyan Female Politician by mengho(m): 4:09pm On Jan 17, 2017
Lol....luks like majority of men in dat country think with thier pri*k otherwise it won't be recognized as an effective method to entice voters
RomanceRe: How Long Are You Supposed To Wait To Have Sex With Your New Gf Of Bf? by mengho(m): 4:03pm On Jan 17, 2017
That one ba easy..... grin

Wait till you guys are married grin

Think of it dis way, Assuming it was your daughter will you feel happy some random dude is banging her b4 marriage grin

I always remember dat when I approach a lady.

If you want sex go to a brothel cheesy
InvestmentRe: MMM: If The Scheme Is Not Living On Debt, Then Where Are The Monies Stucked In? by mengho(m): 11:10am On Jan 17, 2017
grin Mavorodian special forces are coming for you together with thier screen shots of GH, is it ur money, heaps of insults on seun & nairaland & finally MMM for life crap

HealthRe: Gombe Boy Can't Urinate After He Was Hit By Hit & Run Driver (Photos) by mengho(m): 11:05am On Jan 17, 2017
Any account details for donations, I can't go gombe woh
InvestmentRe: MMM Yet To Pay Participants 72 Hours After Comeback by mengho(m): 10:47am On Jan 17, 2017
I also just PH help of 1,000,000 grin









Lol, just kidding, MMM is haram in my religion grin cheesy
And besides I aint dat stup*d to invest in a ponzi scheme and even defend them when they are about to crash land cheesy
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Nigerian Man After His Car Was Bashed By White Men by mengho(m): 2:13am On Jan 17, 2017
Am absolutely disappointed by the Nigerian Police Force. useless greedy corrupt fefol in uniform kawai
CrimeRe: Husband Strangles His Wife To Death In Ogun And Throws Away Her Corpse (Photo) by mengho(m): 8:01pm On Jan 16, 2017
Bekimbo:
Your favorite death by hanging?Is that how you are going to die?
who knows, only the Almighty knows how our end will be
RomanceRe: How To Detect A Girl Who Likes Tribbing/lesbianism by mengho(m): 6:54pm On Jan 16, 2017
redbeans:
3) too romantic around same sex. They are very touchy amongst their fellow females. You see them hugging each other tight calling themselves 'baby', 'boo', 'i miss you darling' etc. Chai!
Oh my God...no wonder!!!, so thats whats going on, thanx 4 dis great info, grin
CrimeRe: Husband Strangles His Wife To Death In Ogun And Throws Away Her Corpse (Photo) by mengho(m): 6:46pm On Jan 16, 2017
well.....sh*t, get the electric chair for this dude or better yet my favorite death by hanging.


Rest in peace young lady
RomanceRe: After viewing this, you'll see masturbation differently. (pic) by mengho(m): 6:37pm On Jan 16, 2017
Kayceewyte:
[quote author=mengho post=52860


I'm experiencing the same thing. my dick can't stand anytime I want to have sex. Any advice?
Try visiting a doctor & mind you answer his questions truthfully
PoliticsRe: Mark Zuckerberg To Run For Political Office. by mengho(m): 5:56pm On Jan 16, 2017
AFC sai Malan Zakabarg
RomanceRe: After viewing this, you'll see masturbation differently. (pic) by mengho(m): 5:50pm On Jan 16, 2017
DeBlessedOne:
Scriptures pls.
Kids these days!!!, so you see nothing wrong with massaging ur di*k or sticking it into some toy.
And the women see nothing wrong with sticking a vibrating machine or cucumber into the hole.

Despite dat you still need scriptures to tell you it's wrong, continue, when the thing refused to stand at attention when it meets the real thing, you will know masturbation aint d answer
RomanceRe: After viewing this, you'll see masturbation differently. (pic) by mengho(m): 5:43pm On Jan 16, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Whats wrong with masturbation?
seriously?! did you just asked dat

Christianity EtcRe: Letter To Senseless Christians Part 2 -by Exmuslim Ishaku Abdul'rahman Mohammed by mengho(m): 4:37pm On Jan 16, 2017
Trash grin grin cheesy

You don't even know fulani herdsmen are mixed of Christians & muslims. Go south kaduna & get some real info then write again, Mr small FFK cheesy

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