₦airaland Forum

hush15:
Kidnap fayose sha, that's a very long shot. The man feels very safe and at home with his people. I won't be surprise he would be in the Senate after his term or possibly a VP candidate on PDP platform.

And am sure should he get to the senate, oh boy, some level of sanity would reign again..

If the guy enta senate fight go dey happen every month oo..

Oyind17:
I never wanted to comment on that before, are u the one that married me? Next time if u have nothing to say move on

I faint....

So all these yam nd Snuff I took to your people in the village is not equal to marriage bah

Bae I give up, I would ve called Emeka to prepare for the refund of my stuffs buh as a big boii with big tummy I dash u all...

I will find another gal with same ass nd bobbii..

Femifresh:
I really give all thanks to God Almighty and the moderators of nairaland. After years and days of waiting I God three employment letters,[color=#990000][/color] all thanks goes to nairaland in the job and vacancy section. Thank you so much God bless you guys.

In a church

Hope one day he does not get kidnapped by Gbomogbomo..

eluquenson:
Just passing through 3rd mainland bridge now, ebute metta sawmill burning seriously.

Prince Ebeano Supermarket @Lekki Admiralty Way on Fire too.

May God help Ambode's administration, fire & robbery is very rampant now

Seriously

Thatz the supermarket I use oo..

Abeg who notice say Buhari material nah the cheapest nd to get that on him won't exceed more than two yards of material..

Well if u think say I give a fork about the news quote me, Onions seller..

The devil answers quickly because he is aware he is giving u a loan with great interest.

While Yaweh delays because he ensures His KYC is duly done before giving out his interest free Loan.

Main reason people rarely use Jaiz bank.

Despite Being a state with enormous revenue capability yet it's citizenry re hungry..

Is Nigeria cursed

What kind of hunger will make a man go dig up buried meat for consumption.

Those Custom guyz re just plain dull, re there no other means of disposal than going to bury them...

Well I think Boko haram has being armed with a great weapon of killing a whole community, just poison the meats nd bury nd death follows...

So it's now a crime to put up Obama's daughter pix online nd term her pwetty

If she's angry some insulted her, then what should GEJ do.

Make she swerve abegy..

michaelwilli:
Since u begin dey talk, nairaland.com servers dey slow. Ya mouth odor is disastrous

Hahahahaha...

See how dull u re, we re on platform of written communication nd not oral communication.

U dullness just vibrated ur momma's grave.

If ur mouth odor is not as bad as ur looks pls upload ya pix..

Wasted sperm..

Rabbish..

Congrats bro..

Wish u guyz many more happy years nd fine fine pikin wey resemble u wella..

Buh OP e be like say nah the woman marry you, cous thatz mostly the case when the groom fine pass the bride..

DaBullIT:
so na APC fault ??

even xenophobia

boko haram

civil war


september 11

all na APC abi ??

Yes nah..

Even Russia is suspecting APC for the recent crash in Egypt..

APC - All Problem Caused

6 guyz one gal, that _bitch must have eggovin running down there..

5 guyz confronting 1 guy, yet the guy succeeded in killing 1 out of the 5 means that guy is a hulk..

May Allah grant d deceased virgin camels..


Any guy who fights cous of a gal is an Aquarium Anuofia..

Did I just see Modinat..

Shebi all the Modinats in the house una dey see bah..

Her excuse is one in a million..

Oga shut up ooo, no b only Jesus went to pray at 3Pm nah 300GMT..

Soon NCC go deny say dem no fine MTN.

We just siddon dey look una.

E go reach when we start asking for loan from Gabon, then e go clear for our eyez say Water don pass garri..

Then Ghana go pursue all nigerians back home, even cotonu go say we must get their visa before we cross border.

APC I dey hail una sha..

michaelwilli:
Baba, e no relate. Better luck next time. Try again.

Ow can I be related to you when no man knows your real father.

Or u 4gotten they were 17 men the night u were conceived.

Verily I say unto you, Nigeria is not moving forward or backward but Downward.

Airforce my guy when will u quit feeding people with Lies.

Well, since u guyz were now flying shows that u re now a Witch, if u had walked with him instead he will sign you as his chef in 4 market dayz.

OP ask ur friend to go buy those conventional school bells nd start using it as his cup.

Either drinking tea or water, he should use the bell as his cup.

He drinks from it every morning he wakes up from sleep..

Same old crab...

Peace accrod. Ko Honda Accord nii...

Malaria headquarter I will call it..

Wey our Fire service oo..
Hope dey won't say the water in their tank freezed so they were trying to defrost it before coming.

Disaster management in nigeria is Zero, no wonder Earthquake dey fear Nigeria..

Eze Mmuo for just draw rain still fire service no dey...

Osinbanjo nd Co. Pls oo make una no heed to MTN crocodile tears ooo..

These idiots called my line ysterday with 0757, picked the call noticed it was MTN I had to drop the call only to be debited #50 for subscription of their product I don't even know about..

If they called 5 million nigerian yesterday they have made 250million just like that..

I pray on NCC to increase the fine to $10 billion, these guyz can easily pay it without touching their 2nd account..

MTN must chi chon chin this Last quarter..

By time u know it, nothing happens again..

We need to draft Chinese law on corruption, so that these guyz either get life or death nd stop wasting resources on litigations.

Buhari is twerking working..

That's a coordinated assassination.

Well, RIP to the deceased sha..