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Com FTBOY nd Oyind17, make una respect my grey hair ooo..

Una 2 dey gbogboro ciggar?

FTBOY:
you better take her out of here......cos i never back down

Oya come meet me for igboro make u take one drag for the road, so ur temper go coolax..

Oyind17:
leave am, him don enter market

It haf do
I don beg am make him kack too..

FTBOY:
as na only me she see for here nko? i dey my own na so she jump enter my lane begin insult herself

Oya free am cous d gal dey make mii mad like this, she wan carry mii were I go take Jamaica weed..

Oyind17:
Done, lectures will start by Monday. u nor see that mumu FTBOY

which category of mumu him be make I see a way out..

FTBOY:
no...why are u running? wait na, let's continue the trolling. yeye incompetent reprobate like you. ashewo nairaland

Baba why u dey tasi my babe nah, abeg free am we get somewhere important to go..

lexy2014:
then whats all this grammar about BVN preventing fraud or does d VP not have BVN?

BVN can't stop fraud directly but indirectly..

If u re aware that all ur account in every bank is linked together nd can easily be traced, you will discouraged of committing fraud.
Thou a smart one will always beat that system except they really invest heavily on the system to cover up all loop hole..

Oyind17:
I don land which type of change u want the APC kind
of change or the PDP own

Change my life from being a lover of Liquor to a lover of woman..

Oyind17 come nd change my life ooooo.

calaway:
YOUR UNSOLICITED SPECULATIONS ARE MERE SPECULATIONS OF AN UNIFORMED THIRD PARTY OBSERVER. THE CRUX IS A HUAMN WAS IN NEED OF HELP AND ANOTHER HUMAN/ANIMAL DID NOTHING. CONDEMN HIS ACTIONS IN TOTALITY FOR IT MAY BE YOUR OWN SISTER GOING DOWN THE ROAD.

Goes into Coma..

chamboy:
shut up der it actually happen..,
I can remember vividly

If u don't believe Goan hug transformer mumu

Go tell ur fada to shut up, ediot!!

U can only use that word cous u hiding behind a system..
U just anoda manure seeking soil..

Hahaha...

the guyz were probably angry the VP is richer than the president..

Still on still, them try to have garnered such gut nd expertise..

But truth be told, they have got insiders to have known the process, especially the UBA lady that the instruction was sent to...

Umu nwanne mu keep up the good works, Last man to condemn u guyz just that there were some lapses u guyz did not perfect well..

Sanusi they clamour for naira devaluation while the government still dey slash salary, abeg if Dollar rises to 300 naira, how will an average Osun state worker pay for a product worth $500.
If an average Osun workers saves 30k a month with the slash, he will have to save for 5months to buy just a common Samsung phone worth $500.

APC we dey hail una handiwork ooo.
As a prophet, Okorocha will follow suite, they are all birds with same Amu..

I just dey laugh oo..

GEJ the clueless was d chant.
PMB the dullard destroyer will soon b on every lips.

People keep saying fuel subsidy, abeg oo re we still subsidizing fuel even at the current local pump price knowing fully well that the barrel price is below $50 now compared to $100+ when part of the subsidy was removed.

To keep devaluing the naira, I no support oo..

Let assume Naira now get to #300 to a dollar, before I can get a BTA I have to have saved 300k when we know Salary is not increasing..

Them no fit dash those cars to their staff who labours for them and yet does not own a car..

It shows that the Yoloba race have joined too cous a close view at those names you will find their names too..

Apart from the innocent that will die, I would have loved them striking in Lagos Make we know if it will help in dividing this country..

Each time I sleep, I dream of our paradise, Biafra..

Pidggin:
Ask your girlfriend if she likes Nkwobi, if she does, take a walk down to a nice restaurant in your area. Buy two plates of Nwkobi for N1,000 and Suya N500, buy drinks with the remaining money.

Happy birthday!

Sure u just read two lines nd quickly booked space..

Go back nd read nd see if ur advise proves u know ur calculation..

Holuwakemmy16:
God please am on my kneel begging plz give me my own bone of my bone and flesh of my flesh coz I don't want problem in my marriage and for those that r having problem in their marriage plz lord take perfect control. marriage hmmm I reserve my comment

Don't worry I won't give u problem at all just that u ain't fair...


#ilovefairgalz..

Dermie:
Gggy

Is that a gay sign

OP, when he was forking u well nd hard u were enjoying it, you spent 5yrs enjoying his fork without using ur senses..

His actions nd behaviour did not just start, u ve witnessed it before the marriage but u were enjoying the s3x..


Better leave that axxhole nd know u re now a single mum..
The earlier the better.

Owu hold boiz for skool..

One calabar boy just come up with going into the Home Economics Lab to move there sewing machine nd other valuables, say market dey..

As night prep time reach, we pursue the whole juniors reading towards the class close to the lab nd guyz enter from Roof loot the lab while the locked gate was still intact..

Sharply, we don find buyer sell off the loot share money..

But before u know the Navy guyz don start investigation com see yawa, everyone of us were caught, leave the beating for another day nd we were all paraded within the whole school on our boxers with our recovered loot on our head..

Some got suspension, some where expelled..

NNSS OJO 1999..

This OP is an incredible Liar...

How can a small gal of secondary school get pregnant nd no one noticed.

Abii she lived in the Dorm for the 9 months.
She gave birth in the bush without screaming at her tender age.

OP is it a blind school that none could identify her protruding stomach.

OP lie mohammed is an apprentice where u are..

calaway:
YOU ARE A VERY WICKED FELLOW..... U TINK SHE DELIBRATELY POOED HERSELF?? IDIOT INCASE YOU DONT KNOW NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMEBODY IN TROUBLE YOU WILL DO BETTER TO HELP INSTEAD OF VOMITED THE INSENSITIVE GARBAGE THAT FILLS YOU ROTTEN STOMACH ON NL OR ANYWHERE ELSE.
I KNOW YOU VOTED APC.

The guy erred by calling her dirty but seriously ur english is 'dirty'..

@topic..

Op. Before you conclude ask urself questions so that when giving opinion, u will sound intelligent..

*She must have eaten something that was not compatible with her body system causing her issue.
* she might have limited fund for transport thus, not dropping from the bus she had paid for.
* she might be used to Anal s3x thus, her muscles walls re weak..

So calling her Dirty ain't right except u re a martian..

that one concern them, me na Saturday I dey comot so dem fit lock till xmas..

The guy is a tourist nd trying not to miss out seeing the beauty of abuja..

#500 can buy u death...

Siping #500 worth of ogogoro nah die..

It's in their nature..

Sure he said that in Dave Scot voice "Bring it on"

That ediot should be tied up nd stick inserted through his anus until it pops out from his mouth..

Sapele Thunder should also strike that magistrate for not immediately sentencing him nd also granting him bail..

Morafuckers..

Hahahahaha..
Nigerian military don turn to primary school pupil that re used to "I dey warn u oo"

Every man is entitled to his own life..

I hate Tatto buh if the nxt man can't eat wivout looking at his Tatto let him be..

nnafather:
Reekado, your mama.

Amu nna gi..