₦airaland Forum

xkris11:
Bruv,You funny oooo,Can't 4get 1 chidinma gal, omo dis gal smell pass any gal 4 nairaland.
How many nairaland girl u don enter na brosthis is not fair

Brodaly u won't undastand until u perceive such odor dat can lead to convulsion..

jingh:
u a silly guy lolz

Indirect insult..
Smh..

Omo if dis guy fit giv mii 2 shot, Baba Ijebu go park run leave 9ja...

Unibenstudent:
u are part of the kids so thereFore.

Guy nah faceless forum sha cous rugged dey pass rugged...

Datz d major reason I prefer to buy comphor than condom.
Stylishly scratch a comphor on d Vj wivout her knowledge blive mii u did ve a smell free straf.

Can't 4get 1 chidinma gal, omo dis gal smell pass any gal 4 nairaland.
Chidinma pull pant d Ambi Pur wey open immediately close wivout nobody touching it, as guy wey don dey on 3 bottles of Andre I try continue buh I swear I could hardly see my dick buh as Devil wuld ve it chidinma Said baby u know I wuld b makin my hair morrow.
O boy I jst said to mysef Devil thank sir, chidinma is it bcous I wan straff u remember making ur hair oya wear cloth com dey go...

Blive mii was so happy immediately she left, quickly deleted dat number cous no jupiter can mk us reconcile...

Kids everywhere on Nairaland.
Hope nairaland won't take ova frm 2go..

Got mine 1996 as a gift frm gal..

Yes he is, his mother was frm Imo.
I loved his mother dearly buh she broke my hart wen she slept wiv my gateman wo happens to b Buhari's father.

U can Pm mii if u nid d full gist...

Broz.. U no commit any offence ooo..
Watz gud 4 d rat is also gud 4 d Nkapi..

She called u poverty lookin fellow nd u romatically called her brainless.
Abeg nah 'Break even' oyibo pple dey call am.

@OP... Finding it difficult blivin dis if u mentioned borno nd u omitted adding 'Bokoharam' as their resources.

This means d list aint geniue...

Dat can neva happen ere in 9ja except d boss is ready 4 plastic surgery.
Trust my humble sef on dat 1....

@OP... i wish am in ur shoes now ooo cous i nid such baby now cous am takin quite a long journey soon.

RIP Bro..

VickyyB:
Ok..Yes

Unfortunately, I jst ran out to eat nd discovered dat Mama G did not open shop 2day..
Abeg ve u got Ijebu garri to spare..

VickyyB:
Lol

Won't eat 2 nite except u smuggle out a yes frm ur hart...
It aint fair oo..

VickyyB:
Uhmm!

Beau am quite aware uhmm is an old creek word for yes but pls jst use d english word YES nd u did make my year...

VickyyB:
!

@ Vicky.. If am 2 date any nairalander it wuld ve to b u..
Biko I ve pre-ordered our ring wuld b arriving nxt week.
Jst ur yes

I don Bleep up.. Instead of picking my Hymn book I jst realised dat it. Was my por-n series book I came wiv..

Rev. Dickstus can u hold onto it, wuld pick it up afta mass...

DickDastardly:
Correct man
Oya see am take. Carry chair sidon naa. Na wish cigar i go gi you?

U get st. Morris, abeg gimme 2 stick

Abeg pass mii monkey tail nd lemon grass, 100 naira own..
Do quick oo I get one gal wey dey enta frm calabar..

VickyyB:
This is a definition of cute boy.

Mii nko

concacid:
I JUST PITY YOU AND YOUR GENERATION. Accept CHANGE now! Its now or never.

Acid pour ur own generation?

horlabode:
chai!!!

see mind

Taa!! Go park ontop yam tree..
As if u no go look pass mii nii...

Islam ooo!!! Wen una go get sense oo..

OP abeg watin u dey talk sef..
So my neigbour wey start him relationship 4 SS1 should get married in his 100 or 200 level bah....

Since d guy is jst acting on orders pls jst giv him 6months to go nd rest in sanco..

Even our peaceful Imo is now turning to Borno all bcous of dat violent party.

Microflux:
wit dis u shud b nigeria next president. y dnt u contest

Waitin 4 wen wowo pple go don finish 4 9ja..

Broz no vex nah watin dey bible dey happpen.
In d later dayz(End tym) boiz wuld bcome woman wrapper (2nd luke 3vs 15)

Thou I think there is anoda spell(otumokpo) cast by d owner of dis forum datz turns 95% of guyz here to woman wrapper thus d success nd growth of dis forum.

Nah 4 dis forum I see where a lady go throw u yab, u com respond then 1 'otu mbe' guy wuld pick d fight all bcous of pant wey him no go smell.

Uwa di egwu nwanne...