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I think it shuld b afta d election...

Tot I hear pple say Luv conquereth all..
D guy shuld not dump her oo, der luv wuld persuade d ogbanje kingdom 2 free her.

Buh d guy is lucky ooo say d sis spiritual husband neva knack am electric slap..

VickyyB:
You know it's a crime for a grown up man to fall in love with a lady like me?

Paedophila?

Seriously u a kid of 2001? Well I did inform u am 2005 kid.
Nah Philophilous I b oo nwa baby..
Beau I did start dieting 2 grow smaller nd shorter then I did mk d hit
Hope then u won't call mi Aki na Ukwa..

VickyyB:
Are you a pedophile?

Beau.. Nah crayon robber I be oo..
Buh seriously am dis young hairy dude on a quest to win d heart of dis fairy Princess I dream of, u gonna b my potato jos I ve sorted 4.

U culd still google my DOB frm NPC..

alberto2k:
Lol
Hehehe
U go fear nah!

Use wat u ve nd get wat u want..
Broz no b mii talk am oo nah so e dey 4 bible..

VickyyB:
I love bushy beards.
But long nail is a "NO".

Beau am dat dude..
Bushy up nd down
Even my monii is bushy..
Com b my trimmer

html14java:
U no wan shook ur paddy inside fleshy punany. Abi? Possibly any wooden frame will also get u high

omo buh u no look bad oo, mk we hook up nah mk i taste ur fleshy commodity...

at least i might change my perception....

Dat ur guy dull oo..
Cous as a sharp guy wey I be I go immediately tell d gal say am jst leaving Okija shrine nd d prophet sayz u re my wife nd if I don't marry u we wuld not bear kidz..

Na so 1 tell mii last month say her fwend an imam 4 jos tell her say am a good man buh I ve pple afta mii I jst shake head cancel d galz sharply...

Broz nah 2 things dey involve..
1. Gr8 dose of Malaria parasite dey ur body OR
2. Ur neigbour mst ve cooked wiv firewood nd I think among d wood was a wood frm oha tree.

Except u re not tellin us u re a prophet frm Judas Iscariot..

On d background..

Wen she gets to hell senator okadigbo will b there 4 her...

Dating som1 old enough 2 b her fada while we kip searching 4 luv..
My igbo sistaz amu ne kene unoo.

Very possible...
Get a pregnant lizard, extract d foetus.
Also get an agama lizard head..
Go 2 d mkt nd buy new pot,akawu(potash) nd ogiri..
Put the 10k in a white envelope, place it into d new pot add a litre of water, add the foetus, agama head, akawu, ogiri nd boil till d water dryz.
Pls don't open d pot lid abi cover until d water dries.
Still don't open, drop d pot into ur wardrobe nd leave it there.. Jst go 2 d pot any tym u nid monii nd blive mii dat pot will neva go dry except u sleep wiv a female..

Thank mii later..

spikemmy:
Got a message dat am being invited for an aptitude test 12pm on Sunday 11/01/2015... I don't knw how genuine it is... Aptitude test on Sunday

VLA is a recruitment firm, so it shuld b real..
Bro. Idea if its for Bsc or HND.. Watz ur qualification..
Can u post d exact msg sent to u, mk boiz consider gate crashing..

Am very sure most pple callin him gay did not read d OP's post..

@OP... U re not alone jawe..
Was wiv my supposedly gal fwend on thursday nd she kept enticing mii wiv her big every nd within her she thinks I care not knowing I ve got plans to call it quit cous I don't like em big.

4 some of us, notin fascinating abt Ukwu nd bobbii..
Buh wen I see a skinny chic nd culd see d bony frame of dat punnii o boy!!! I get high....

Don't fink she is going to d rite church or her prayers ve prompted a spiritual attack nd she is rite now possessed wiv a mad spirit.. Yes mad spirit buh its somfin dat can be easily addressed now datz it early..

Wat best for her now is to get a real man of God to deliver her cous very soon she did b goin banana..

Secondly, she nidz to visit a doctor thou might not b easy convincing her cous d hospital helped a lot wen such attack hit a family member thou wiv prayers.

Bro. I can't spill every here cous its an experience u wuld not wish an enemy. Then I knew wen som1 is possessed he culd over power ten hefty men.

Last bullet: pls pple shuld b cautious of churches dey attend cous most churches re demonic..

Ruffish post..

Broz mii dey find Safety Job wivout pay sef even wiv my NEBOSH...

My former mii won't go 4 dat buh learning d hard way sitting home, so I did advise u to pick it up pending u don't relax on d job...

U go fear 9ja galz cous either dey shift it 4ward or afterward jst dat e go b bad market 4 eatry nd event centrez..

Buh pple wey go loss well well nah condom biz...

wilsondave:
because of #50 u delayed your self and you eventually pay #100 at last. see how clueless u are. sorry to say.

U re d clueless fellow, my prayer 4 u dis year is dat u kip encountering police nd kip paying them #50....

Very sure u jst learnt dat word 'clueless'.

Omo.. Hope dis guy knows d nearest Acid shop, cous dis wan wey d gal do pass murder..

Datz y I luv benin boiz cous d gal go kno say okoko far frm Ajah...

100Cents:
I laugh at you. Mumu...

How many years experience did you have and were you sacked ?

Try registering ur family wiv my NGO nd kip them away frm kwashiorkor..
Anumanu..

100Cents:
You are talking poo, young man. Ignorance is not an excuse.

This Op must speak with his branch manager to get appropriate advice. Definitely, not what you are saying here..

Its unfortunate street urchin lik u won't 1day experience wat it is like workin in a bank.

Ezechinwa:
how did he get his phone number then?

See queshion... Wen u opened ur acct. Nah ur landlord phone no. U provide?

Som JJC sef dey advise..

@OP.. There is nofin lik fraud in wat u jst explained, this happens a lot especially wiv 1st bank cous most tym d cashiers re tryin to meet TAT wiv d long queue thus omittin checkin d name.

I know their is anoda bank dat has got similar acct no. Series wiv 1st bank, so jst check d union bank acct. If its similar to urs.

Witnessed pple presenting oda bank cheque to a teller 4 cash only 2 b reminded dey re @ d wrong bank.

Well if u still scared, go to ur branch nd complain dat such money shuld be reversed, dey wuld get in contact wiv d teller wo posted it 4 reversal buh am sure d teller is aware of this buh jst not ready to undergo d process cous his branch mgr or head cash wuld nid to authorise nd d reversable wuld b counting against d branch score card.

8. D observers lik d OP. Dey kno every intent of every customer.
9. Window shoppers; dis pple can look item displayed buh @ d end nah 2 beg 4 transport home.
10. D family dat can't afford kiddies train ride thus ridin their little kid in d shoppin trolley.
11. D ghetto boi who comes to pick pocket nd steal sweet nd gum.