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Its not Pa Buhari's fault.
He went wiv an hausa interpreter wo mst ve misinformed him.

U see!!! U wuld always hit ur head on d floor claimin prayer warior now see d effect.

D whole nuts ve finally loosed..
Well may dat ur prophet u pray to heal u..

kestolove95:
If I see marketers cum ma shop...I dey pity dem

Wow.. Abeg watin u dey sell 4 ur shop cous I wan dey come mk u dey pity mii..

Re u serious dat u don't know this, any bank dat picks hard copy frm u is either contract job or marketing.

Very easy nah..
Jst buy a pack of comphor for him/her nd quitely say always leave 1 in ur pocket..

I swear if d person no undastand then d odour nah village sent..

Linzo:
Please op i cant view it clearly with my phone, when is the registration will start and what is the website

E dey hungry bah..
Oya go record 1 GEJ victory song com nd my uncle wuld do d working for u.

sherrylo:
2 BADJINATU FOR YOU.

Waitin ontop 3rd mainland bridge 4 u 2 deliver.

Omo.. Dis election don turn old men to kids..
I hope dey receive d election news as kids too, so dat peace wuld reign.

Buh sincerely nah Mantis dance b dis I shoewear...

Olodo full here ooo...
Its called "Chop Money"

firstEVA:
I don't know the origin, I hear people say it. I know you meant to insult me, but unfortunately it's not an insult. Not that I was talking to you, you decided to rudely interfere, issokay.

Hey beau.. Stop dat
I aint dat rude nd no intention 2 insult u..
I luv u

Weed culd b somtym useful..
Cous it jst made u a prophet..

firstEVA:
it's not an insult, it simply means something like "na wa"

Heyiah nd none was intended oo..

I blive dat expression is frm d east nd precisely Imo bah?

I was there nd participated in d stoning infact when d security guards shot 2wards my direction I had no option than 2 shout Jesus nd I woke up..

firstEVA:
Oturugbeke

U ve got a nice Pet name

Okpo go plenty 4 una village oo..

Hmmm.. Press d tip of ur Rod nd check if u see stuff lik pus...
If u do, know that Gono has recognised ur effort.

Pls wat is virgin..
Cous I googled nt it sayz a piece of land dat has not been cultivated or built upon.

And I know nairaland guyz re so broke to b talking abt Land wiv exception of a few..

ChristyG:
who told this suberu girl that lagos is more populated with ibos,where did u get that sh1t stats from,dont be deceived by d useless numbers nl ibos write here,dere is nothing like dat..if u looking for ur ibo guy,move to east where majority of them are,lagos is not iboland,dont get it twisted

Within u, u re happy to ve contributed bah..
Don't worry Fashola will name yaba cementry after u..

Cutehector4u:
Fact! A gurl who sleeps naked fantasizes abt her boyfrnd would come on in and rape her

Broz dis ur theory ehh pass Henry Fayol own oo..

A very big NO!!!!
Do u kno ow many spirit dat hover around @ 9t nd most tym curtains re open thus inviting them 4 shag..

chiggiee:
haha. no girl's taste is ridiculous though. it is just the harsh economy of Nigeria that is causing most guys to think that way.

and yes i am Proudly Jesus' Baby

Ok nwa Jesus wich of em cars wuld u like mii comin wiv to pick u up for Lunch morrow nd hope a date @ Raddison Blu wuld suit u..

Ve got plans selling popsi only land to meet d above.





Very certain u studied economics as 1st degree cous dat ur Economic theory pass Gabriel J. Felbermayr Own...

chiggiee:
i am afraid i cannot put up my pix for security reasons, the decent guy should just take a leap of faith.

and as for taste, everyone has preference(including you) which is not a bad thing.

LoL @ d leap of faith.. U mst be nwa Jesus..
Hope u won't go to d mountain 4 prayers afta I mst ve leaped..

Sure every1 has got taste buh u know mst of our galz ve got dis ridiculous taste like " potato Jos mu mst b driving an uncompleted Benz"

@op.. Sincerely u nid to reaccess ursef.
Cous we ve got a lot nd lot of em nd I can't deny being 1.

Am sure u wuld ve met som buh ur taste was on d high side, so was difficult 4 u to figure out.

Jst lik som1 said earlier put up a pix so dat d decent amongst nairalanders wuld kno if d journey is worth it..

Can't wait wen dey start chippin koboko nah punny, no more long scoping 2 lick d pot as d male chip wuld easily detect if d gal is in her heat period..

Buh come oo.. Dis world done dey reach climax oo..
Off 2 mosque to go confess my sin to d priest...

Guyz jst take time nd check out one of d galz dat responded on d 1st page as she b like bat wey transformer shock nd she has got more likes on her recent pix dat exceeds mine since 2007..

Wish I can re-write Ten commandment cous no. 1 on d list wuld b "guyz thou shall not b woman wrapper cous ur hell will b laden wiv volcanic lava"

D guy jst bought Business Flight ticket to hell..

Buh his very smart to ve consumed enough water b4 goin to hell cous he jst immuned himsef frm d burning flames, he wuld ve abundant water to damp d heat..

Then Yemi Alade is blind handsomely..

One of worst skool in 9ja..
Remember doz dayz of Ebeano, boiz shoot frm Esut down to IMT for hours wivout a single police on sight...

dstnd:
.....thanks....am shy and scared of doing it I think u get me

Bro wait oo, ur problem shyness abii fallin in luv?
If its d later u can grow out of it cous u no shy reach mii then oo..

Missmossy:
It happens as its obvious you have shaped her to be more of the sisterly thingy and as such It will be difficult to delve through. Just let her understand how it is exactly and she should reason with you.

Matured word..
If Nairaland had an E-shop wuld sharply pay 4 ur lunch.