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@Op... Clap 4 ya sef

I hope PVC nd ballot papers gifts re inclusive.
Especially u ve got Return Certificate on d platinum hampers cous I nid get 1 for GEJ..

GEJ till u sell all ur Hampers nd tired of selling..

Tales frm hell..
Am sure d OP has a mini flat there..

naijaboiy:
Winsconsin USA...

Then my COUSIN will bring it down..

Then he will die nah nd I go com drink '33' free...

naijaboiy:
hahaha..thanks jare!

I go collect orijin instead.

Jst drop ur addy mk DHL carry am com sharply..

naijaboiy:
Its only in Nigeria that another guy will choose to waste his time to discover if an online story is true or false.

Oga swerve abeg

Broz abeg com down 1bottle of Alomo on my bill..
Collect d change wen I don pay..

agoadiv:
another liar detected... una wan kill pesin for dis thread...#runs out of thread

Detector no vex, wen u upgrade ur life u wuld kno galz wuld kill to get ur attention..

mecussey:
..lol...my man if you know me ehh, u go know say I get masters for mumunuolgy, that was why I asked for ur permission. Honestly, I didnt meant to insult you, no vex you hear. Just imagine if all Nigerians were like me.

I swear if all nigerian were lik u nah ogoro we go dey export cous rite now I dey mama osas place dey down 1 kettle..
Com mk I flex u nah..

chaiii...
jst remembered dis gal i used to help her mum wen she comes to d ofix, later d mum wuld prefer sending her.

Dis very day i was attending to a customer she walked in wiv an enclosed letter that i should go tru it wen am less busy nd she left.

o boy!!! wen i opened it nah luv letter oo, immediately dis flash bak of luv letter dat i sent to som1 in secondary school nd she tore it cous of dat i no gree enta skool for one week.

well afta readin i jst zeroed my mind dat i cant advise a foe to attend OOU..

My colleagues nd i had a swell time reading it, well i called her to explain dat it cant work cous am in a relationship..

Turned down three so far.
Buh d very 1 dat pissed mii off was my colleague, i can neva do ofix romance thou d gal sef dirty.

She did not stop @ askin mii out only oo buh went further dat she kipz imagining us in bed.

Did not outrightly turn her down buh picked quarrel wiv her to ward her off until she left my branch..

mecussey:
With due respect sir, permit me to call you "Bsc mumu" lollll. But on a serious note, your girl no like you at all or you guys were not communicating well. If you had 1m, you must not spend all celebrating marriage, to maintain the marriage is more difficult. Why would she leave you because, you don't have enough money for wedding, when you can actually do the trad comfortably. To me self, na God save you for that marriage.

Buh. Do u kno if u ve not quoted wiv insult u did b OND mumu buh u jst got upgraded to 'B.Tech Mumu'

[quote
author=ibisko04 post=30141930]This oracle has failed long time ago. Gone are the days of Mr fix it.
On the day of the presidential election, Mr fix it will fail to fix his
own ward talk less of another state. We are not joking when we said we
are liberating the masses.[/quote]well its by d corner nd we wuld know d losers.

efilefun:
May GOD run your life and family the way Jonathan
has run Nigeria, Misplace all blessing due to you the
way Jonathan misplaced our 20billion Dollars, Pardon
all the enemies of your destiny the way Jonathan
Pardoned Alamiesigha and forget you and your Family
like the CHIBOK GIRLS have been forgotten..
Pls I need a louder Amen from you

may ur family members be murdered d way innocent youths were murdered wen Buhari lost in 2011.
hope u shouting ur Amen too

Medunah:
So u also rented hall from that 50k? Bought tux and wedding gown from 50k??

Re u not a christian?
Did Jesus not feed 5k guest wiv 5 Agege bread nd two titus fish.
Don't 4get d parties involved re strong Jesus followers.

dkronicle:
if she is urs, she would av stayd

Tot about dat too buh I jst blived its peer pressure, cous almost all her fwend were getting married.

Ow I wish I can ve such courage.

Had a funny experience, budgeted 1.5million last year buh had a million jan. 2014 instead of proposing nd takin d bull by d horn.
Had 2 postpone d proposing till I get d extra 500k.
While I waited she did not wait nd now I don't even ve d million box nd ve lost out on her.

Wish we culd really learn to cut our boxers to size us..

D oracle has spoken..
GEJ till crude oil dries...

Modified..
Don't kno if FTC is still invoke, well if it is, am dedicatin it to GEJ as my valentine gift.
GEJ ride on..

Bossforeva:
Omo Onile recruit you as Secretary.

U culd do better..

@OP.. U can't find any here oo..
My advice is u visit any DeeperLife branch nxt sunday..
Sure u did ve choices...

Jst lik som1 said earlier, it jst gat 2 b u..
@OP.. LAWMA recruits oo, it aint longer ideal u idle..

*U see them on nairaland pickin on fellow guys bcous of woman

* dey see a lady dry post buh she still gets 300 likes..

Shooo... 3 nd 8 I no use. Play then..

Buh now d reverse is d case...

Broz u can neva b blessed lik us..
So kip hating until ur top casket explodes.

GEJ till charly boy bcomes an usher @ Mbaka's church..

They shuld beta not try it except dey want soap companies to close shop thus increasing unemployment...

Wow.. D OP is rite, all dis young dude @ d bustops beating conductors nd drivers mst b fulanian yorubaz...

Hmm.. D dreams re quite negative nd more or less u re gonna miss out on something gr8 soon, buh I blive prayers can go a long way.

Secondly, wen last did u experience cold nd feverish condition?, better still get artesunate it might b d solution.

thegoodone2:
Who will stop president not to use d stadium?.

Possibly Amaechi's sista wife..

D best place to look for d devil is in d church..
O boy I go Dominion city by LBS na so devil com knock 4 my door, see sleep buh as warri boi I use glasses cover eye.

I nearly run comot 4 church wen d guy sittin beside mii started snoring out loud..

We wuld ask him to return d 1st set of bullet army gave to him.