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Abeggy, how this pinshure take prove say she dey amelica..

Abeg make she go snap pinshure for white house make we know which amelica she go..

People wey vote una just dey commit suicide like say Allah also promise them 7 virgins while una dey fight Ego war..

President na nwanyi beya bu ndi Uwa Mmebi..

Bridgetania:
U just called me lie lie..
Haha..na now I sabi say I be learner for ur side!..shebi u r using made in Ariaria satalite Iphone na..
Oka mi..I cut cap for ur lie..oooooo
Lolzz..expecting marriage at my age!..hehehe!..I bet even sarah did not marry at my age!..
Hermaphrodite..hmmm..u actually sound as one..oya tell me the truth, I will not tell anybody I promise!!..are u one?..

Chisos onye obioma!!!
This gal bu confirm nwa Aba..

Mama Sarah, u ve her birth certificate abii

U can come nd check if it's just Osisi moses I ve...

Bridgetania:
Owwww!!..late timing dear..
I'm already married to Jesus, and u know how it goes na"(

HahahhahahahahahahhaaAahhahahahahaha...

This gal no go kee me oo, the same that is coming to pay ur pride price..

Bae u haf funny..

Bridgetania:
Lolzz..the last time I checked!..ur head is bigger and smoother/extremely shiny than mine...

3310..Hahaha..no be small tin..ok..so u that is using future iphone 37s...shebi na the same nairaland I dey..dey chat wit u..or abi no be so??..BTW..just tell me u wanna see mi full lenght pix..I might consider u and upload!!..

Marriage!...is it a crime to stay single?..orrrrr when did marriage become a pre-requisite for better reasoning and common sense!!..
I hand u ova to amadioha ur god, wen I'm back, I will take ova from him..hope he keeps u real company! .. "(

Yes we re both on Nairaland but my phone can see what u re putting on but I won't say, so that I don't arouse some amunkita around.

See ur full length I tell u say I be tailor wey dey find Charity to sow cloth for..

Marriage Nah u open mouth say "I am not yet married"
Abeg person Wey talk the above is expecting else u would ve told me earlier that u re Hermaphrodite.

@ Bridgetania

Bri Brid!!

U say u no go malli me because of my gorimakpa, my pocket nah Afro oooo..

Hope u change ur mind now.

Bridgetania:
Ehyaaa..sorry to dissapoint u again!..I'm not married yet!..
But when I am.. I don't think I will fancy a "Gorimakpa Husband"...
Threads ke?..so u think I will have strenght to be opening ur threads?..nawa oooo..

U re not married yet, u re having faith that the second coming of Jesus is to pay ur bride price abii

Bridgetania:
Hahaha!!!..if u call me a monkey thank God!..at least both our ancestors are Gorillas na!!!
As for the light mata..u no waka go pay nepa,,, I'm enjoying Steady Power supply even now!!.. Abi u wan mek I snap bulb so u??..

Bri Bri!!
U can lie ooo..
U fit snap with ur 3310 yet the pinshure wey dey ur profile nah Munched pinshure...

Abeg ur camera no dey capture ur head, is it that the phone lens is small or that ur head is big.

I beg the police with all my muscle, make una no investigate anything abeg, there is nothing the police investigates that favors Justice..

@Bridgetania

Nwanyi Oma, Ada monkey, pls nah, come nd reply me abi u re not also bored with this light wey no dey this night..

Bridgetania:
Opss..I guess u r dissapointed, to find out I can speak, yeah!..why not?..I'm igbo afterall!...

Don't worry about the Powder, I will sell the IZAL and give u the money to get some artificial "Hair" for ur head!..u can thank Me later!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahha, since u were feeling the underage to ve checked out on him, why not check his threads to find out he has been an afro guy but decided to try Gorimakpa out abi ur husband bald head start From him chest..

Bridgetania:
Hehe!!..dis is where everybody on Nairaland will prove u wrong!..
#Fact no.1...I'm preety, even without makeup!...
#fact no 2.. Believe me or not! Ur sis( that's if u gat one) can't be as pretty and decent as mua!...
Fact no 3. People often say that wen u have a crush on someone and u r feeling shy, u start by attacking the person!..
Fact no 4. If u like quote me!..but u aren't a sincere and honest person!..and u know what?...
Efik women are 2000000 yards Wife material!..they take good care of the home! And keep their husband satisfied with their great hospitality and courteous manner, amazing and great cooking skills and ofcus...the rest is not the case to mention"

HahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaA.
Yes u re very pretty to sit with vultures without been detected..

U re also decent eekwa Sure galz with ur face alwayz grow old being a virgin..

U said Efik people re wife material Well, It's just a matter of finding out if it's Hollandis or ABC Wax..

Bridgetania:
Lekwa onye ne kwu okwu...lele nwoke aruru-ala di ka gi!..

My. Smelling toilet..lolzz..what are u doing in my toilet??..don't tell me u came all d way to use my toilet ooo..coz the odour u r percieving is actually the un-ending fart u r letting out!...
Oya lemme be kind to u...before u poo on the ground,, enter and poo, but mek sure u flush the toilet with 200 ltrs of water mixed with 10 ltrs of IZAL abeg...

So this Usu faced Woman bu onye igbo..
Am sure amadioha was quarreling with his 2nd wife, the day he created u.

Abeg go sell that 10 litres of Izal use go buy powder.

See watin I chop through out yesterday nd someone will say "Sai Baba" without a swollen mouth..

Bridgetania:
Oww!!..now I know u have a dumb mentality!!..my mum isn't an Efik woman..she's from the south east(Abia state)..shebi abia women also f..k , eat, F...K sleep?..


Well!!.. That actually meks it obvious that u have a sickening mentality!!!! Pls grow up mbok! Even if u r already physically grown!..use ya god damn brains!!!

Efik people no get mirror
See how u look like goblin..
Sure that man who will make the mistake of you, will keep the pillow handy..

Bridgetania:
Oww!!..now I know u have a dumb mentality!!..my mum isn't an Efik woman..she's from the south east(Abia state)..shebi abia women also f..k , eat, F...K sleep?..

I can smell an underaged boy blabbing!!

Madam will just s********************.. just broke my screen trying to cover my nose from the ****************..

Yes am underage while u re about to die due to old age bah

Zuzupo from here, Nwanyi Uwa Mmebi..

Bridgetania:
That statement actually shows that you are not being sincere..
The economy is hard!..Yes!..infact since I came into this world, my mum has been complaining of that!
Now as for the suicide issue, don't let me count how many people commited suicide in a particular compound from Yaradua's reign to GEJ...things are hard, if its really buhari,then prove to me by commiting suicide yourself!!

Before u also call me a fulani whatever...mind u...I'm a south-southerner..Cross river state to be precise and from the EFIK TRIBE!

Madam, when people re saying things re hard, the Efik woman should shut, cous the Efik woman is only concerned with Fück, sleep, wake and fück again..

These Umu Anumanu ve sacked the king of Vahalla....

KINGinVAHALA u don't know me but u won my heart as the heat was on you, I admire ur struggle...

Thumps up dude, just ensure u flex urself tomorrow being Thor's day...

Make them do quick complete am ooo, cous I want dey collect rent as Lekki people dey do...

prevail23:
sorry abt dat..av modified d post na,but no pictures available yet.

Good

Madam why u like lie, just tell us u now ve a young chap screwing you

You ve 2 grown up nd still u want that old man to help you sweep, wash plate, do laundry and cook for you...

U even trained some useless kids, how can my mum call me today and say my dad does not support her with chores in his 70's nd she won't regret dialing my number.

prevail23:
lol..
Bros dats y i said interested pple should watsapp me for d details...i no be aboki oh

Sincerely, living with ab0kis is affecting you.
Is the property that cheap that ur advert is for your fellow students

So the person of Dangote's, Ovia's etc in need of a property will first ve to add you on whatsup to know what u ve for sale..

The more I type, i feel u were close to collect a reset slap.
Sincerely speaking, u don't ve a slight idea what this forum can do for you...

The 59th person Buhari ve killed by suicide..

In my post on Tuesday, I said Buhari ve killed more Nigerians by Suicide as against people who died from same since 2010- 2015, while some fulani pigs attacked me...

See yam again...

Buhari the killer of the poor..

prevail23:
Good evening everyone..


My has a house at abuja(gwagwalada) dat she wants to sale but she hasn't gotten any buyer yet.
We stay in adamawa state and she needs d cash for sumtin urgent dats why..pls anyone dat knows sum1 who can buy d house can add me on watsapp for details..tnks alot! 08185224692..

U re an ab0ki
I asked cous who on earth would know what kind of house, talkless amount for the property with what U've written...

Oga dele, must u disturb us with ur encounter with that gal

If she has told u sorry, then take it that she is sorry, afterall God had to forgive Cain after he said he was sorry for killing his brother Abel...

Sorry ndi uwa Mmebi..

This one wey APC fagg0ts keep quiet ontop this man matter, must be that this corruption is different from what Saraki is accused of...


APC!! party ndi Ogwugwu Oge...

limeta:
Their job is to kill, why not them selves
whats wrong with that?

Faints

Thought they would name Hell Rufai.

That is called Reflex dabbing after a wrap of pawpaw leaf..

My people una don hear, KINGinVAHALA has promised us Chicken chips and Ogi...


Just go to the link below and vote him by typing

I vote KINGinVAHALA

CC: NLJega

https://www.nairaland.com/3265483/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-semi-final#48137393

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I Vote the gate keeper:

KINGinVAHALA

CC: NLJega onye Uwa Mmebi

cckris:
Dignity in labour, better than being EXECUTED in Indonesia. Don't derail the thread.

Is that how u lost ur Dad
Eeyah sorry...

200k on Nestlé shares
Ur name must be okon..
Do u even have idea how many unit it will buy you.
If it was before Buhari took over, ur 200k will only buy 150-190 unit...

If u must invest in shares, look out for Penny stocks.

cckris:
Now they have the kind of Administrator I pray for your people to produce.

Ooohhh they now have, so its time u stop being a servitude..