₦airaland Forum

Come! come!! come here!!! mister man, we tell you say we wan read ur scripts...

Abeg shove ur story inside bread make u use am drink tea...

wins18:
This is what happened to me today, I don't know [b]weather this should discourage me from being good and kind since the outcome of today's own is disheartening.
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No be only weather nah Welder...

RIP Sir..

Paradise awaits you as ur experience will be needed Sir..

Sanchase:
Haha 181 can only get you to study native doctor in UNILAG no be only medicine. Some Universities won't go below 200 according to the report.

Broz if its in the same faculty with medicine, i dont mind, i will cross over in my 200L....

During End Time, trucks will fall - The Man who saw tomorrow,,,

Uwa mmebi multiple crash..

Unblockable:
That's how the CCT would demote Saraki IJN. Amen!

coming from a demoted citizen of mali...

LARRYDKING:
For the fact that ur mother failed doesn't mean other's mothers are failures.

HAhahahahahaha....

u just made me realize u re a measuring device to failed mothers....

LARRYDKING:
U scored below 200 simple because u can't comprehend simple news report.

I am sure ur mother is my junior..

Thank God ooo!!!, with my 181 i will get admitted into UNILAG to study medicine...

montezz:
Lol. Is that what u cut your hair with?

Yes, if its a woman doing it...

Nigerian Police
The most useless people in the whole wide world...

montezz:
Mum cuts my dad's hair sometimes. Its not new. *giggles*

Montezzyy!!! is it with Plier or Chisel...

wristbangle:


Wait women dey give head again?

Haa baba, u na virginus abii

kenonze:
U are a misbegotten

ahahahahahahaha..

u re an abanagotten or Okpogotten....

they re also experiencing what we experienced over the weekend..

Police is ur friend..

tboyO2:
See the man Belle

like mynd44 own?

So sure the woman aint a Nairalander...

the only thing a nairaland gal can do is to give Head...

missing ke
person wey don follow another man go mali...

Nah in-house shortlist?
cous emails aint flying yet..

NPF should tell us they ve shortlisted intending criminals while 10,000 will be successful...

haHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

vERY SOON Yellow bar abi oduduwa republic will also unveil theirs using Papa Ajasco's image...

kenonze:
I think we are giving those scavengers more oxygen for media fire.

I will soon ignor their news like Fayoshe news

How i wish dey ve akara bomb to use on you...
Anikirija..

Please they should lunch one to National Assembly first, i just hate those criminals with passion...

Is she not married
why would the ediot place his weight on her nd expect thumps up..

Abeg free the woman, the yeye boy deserves it...

if u think otherwise, let ur neighbors husband place his weight abi hand on ur momma, then send us the pix of ur dad afterward...

This is the best i have seen so far..

Op thanx for uplifting my spirit..

Expo to those writing economics exam soon;
If you re asked to illustrate the Law of Diminishing return.
Ur Answer:
During the era of PDP, banks were the highest manpower recruiters, APC brought the Change slogan, banks are now the highest "Sackers", u can draw a hill to further score an "A"

kwyllancy:
Nwanne ife nka di egwu

Nna mehn!! okwa Uwa Mmebi..

We dont need ur Amnesty, just give us what belongs to us...

Abi is it too hard

Obodo ndi Ajuo mmadu...

once u die, they will stop coming...

dedifferrence:
DOES IT REALLY MATTER??

No it does not because ur daughter will get married without ur consent nd invitation..

Buhari is truly a Dullard..

Let us see what progress they make..

Pastor Amunkita...

Anumanu Uwa Mmebi...

Omoluabi16:
for your mind abi, dey lekki dey chop money.you sef mind what you post here to avoid further banning. Enjoy ur day.

Am very sure if the Giver of life censors what we do, none will exist, well, i ve been banned to the extent i no longer give a fork....

Omoluabi16:
brother, where have you been? were u at nkpor

Master, Mynd44 is playing with my Nairaland career...
Baba na Lasgidi i dey now, Lekki Phase 1 precisely..