₦airaland Forum

Abeg when would CBN also direct the commercial banks to epp us with low account balance with chop money.

project8:
msquaredR

Omoluabi16:
brother, where have you been?

Baba nah one Mod wey my post dey frustrate...

I no longer get 2weeks to 1 month ban, nah 5 month I dey now.
Maybe the next ban will be 6 month...

Ow ur side nah

Omoluabi16:
brother, where have you been?

Baba nah one Mod wey my post dey frustrate...

I no longer get 2weeks to 1 month ban, nah 5 month I dey now.
Maybe the next ban will be 6 month...

project8:
old baba gerrout of here

Hahahahahahaha...
Don't worry u won't get to my age before u did get erased..

estyvino:
Disturbing view I might add

Can see the xmas chicken ur family eat during Xmas re not killed but rather cooked whole..

kachysblog:
Mr Elui has allegedly displayed a life crocodile [b]he caught on Facebook [/b]then later killed and prepared peppered soup delicacy with it.
.....
CC: Lalasticlala

Lalasticlala, oya carry knife follow me make we also enta Facebook go find crocodile kill..

See as the crocodile do face like Mynd44 when him see person to Ban..

KINGinVALHALA, oya come carry the head as the winner of Mr. Nairaland..

chiefmidwife:
Edeoga is from my village and we worship him...he is a good man both here in MOUAU and in Eha-Amufu..
Many people can eat today bc of Edeoga..he has helped the hopeless..
NB: am a beneficiary
He lives to be remembered

Wow!!! His from Eha-Amufu
That place used to be so backward, virtually all our house help were from there.
Hope the people there ve seen the light..

Swaggzkid:
Hahahahahah

op show them the Veterinary medicine student lodge and and the road leading to the girls hostel...

stop showing off only the beauty ... show off the ugly too

I am sure rat ve eaten all the seat in ur father's living room else u will learn to appreciate good thing..

Onye Uwa Mmebi

Swaggzkid:
Hahahahahah

op show them the Veterinary medicine student lodge and and the road leading to the girls hostel...

stop showing off only the beauty ... show off the ugly too

I am sure rat ve eaten all the seat in ur father's living room else u will learn to appreciate good thing..

issylarry:
The guy hasn't paid for her dowry

Marriage is not dating ooo..

Sure she told you that abii

Why not go out there nd find out things urself..

Let me tell u a small story:
Met this gal looking so innocent, she told me about the ex guy who mistreated her to the extent of coming home with other galz while she is around..
I pitied her nd almost fell in love not until she dropped "My mum is aware of this guy and had advised her to stay put" irrespective she is no longer staying with the guy..

Guy it struck me that I was not dealing with a single gal thou formalities(the engagement) were not yet done.
Guy I took to my heels only after a month and few weeks I saw her wedding pix...
Moral of the story: She thought I had Gold nd wanted to ditch the other guy for me...

Make I no even tell you of one calabar gal wey dey deceive me until one day wey I go visit a friend come see her with children wey resemble her, I knew women could be desperate when they suspect u re good to go...

Young man, kindly do ursef good by going to investigate if the other guy paid anything on that galz head else u will be fornicating until the 2nd coming..

Love is a beautiful thing but it takes a man with a large heart to accept another man's child, if u know u can cope even after the other guy comes for his child, why not go ahead nd marry someone u love..

project8:
op put graphic pix...what a sad ending

OP stated someone was shot dead nd u came in seeking to find a plate of Rice


Young man, u re an End Time Bell boy..

Feeling bad for his parents..
Just sent sorrow into his family at this kind time wey our economy alone brings sorrow..

Hope Valhalla accepts him..

Abeg I kneel down ontop cloud dey beg
Make una help me vote KINGinVAHALA on the ongoing contest.

If the guy win, I go credit all una bank account with Favor..

Nneka123, no 4get ooo

https://www.nairaland.com/3263244/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination

OLAADEGBU(m), IMO22(m), cedaraustine(m), Chule(m), PointB, montezz(f), Softkidtf10, Stephansmily(f), honeygirl17, raycaleb, Oyind17, damola1, chukwubuzor123(m), realest247, ricsman(m), 4X4, favorme09, koolJ1(f), Dojupyo(f), mizlynda(f), hatbricker(m), hajikebs(m), jayAjoku(m), chiomzy25(f), AnnieBeyonce(f),

I vote:

KINGinVAHALA

And

Photoshoot (just because I can't vote just one)

CC: NLJega

She dey inside the rock dey play Mario..

KINGinVAHALA:
Hahahahaha, boss, I just sent you a pm, kindly reply.

Go back to ur naijadiasporahome mail nd reply me there...

Until Buhari probes Mary Slessor for coming to nigeria, then I will know he is serious..

KINGinVAHALA:
Congrats guys, you both did well!

Baba, come better wake up..

Don't disappoint me, I gave u three vote today and will try increasing that morrow but no fall my hand, better leave this ur congratulations nd start doing ur underground work..

Secondly, if u no dey fit reply ur mails, I wonder what u will do when u win..

What good would come out from Mohammed Ngige onye Uwa Mmebi..

How I wish they pelted him with sachet water..

People still standing with Buhari must ve Down syndrome...

Ask him to report to any Public Defender office around him..

Thread Umu nwanne Lie Mohammed..

NLjega:
COUNTING THE VOTES IS NOT EASY OOO... WE'RE SORRY GUYS BUT WE COULDNT FINISH COUNTING THE VOTES TONIGHT... EVERYONE IS TIRED.... WE'LL POST THE RESULTS TOMORROW

GOODNIGHT

Guy come, u wan rig the election abii

U don see frozen thunder before

Jacko1:
Maybe the amount ur friend paid in access bank less than a million

Cos wen its big lik this recovery unit handles it

Retail no funny oh walai......even loans wey Credit Analysis approve stil dey go bad..... Nigerian big men dont giv a hoot about consequence once they have politician backing

Go repossess their property make i hear.... Some ppl so mighty only amcon have guts to threaten them

My useless bank firstbank sha..... Will neva allow loan of 10 million be handled at BU level..... If the collateral no already dey deir hand.

Sorry again for ur friend wey payback..... Am sure the amount was not so big..... If it was dayum

Sure it was, about 1.something million..

Even with the collateral, e no easy to sell some properties, especially when the man is strong..
Remember one we had to go into prayer and fasting to sell because no one who inspects it returns even after expressing interest to buy and it was badly affecting our KPI not until the man came out from hiding and assisted us with the sales...

Ngozi123:
I didn't see him on the list.

Edit: Nevermind. Just added him now.

Kiss kiss

I am very sure Lie Mohammed has an account with FCMB

This bank can lie for Africa oooo...

It's only someone who knows nothing about retail banking that will believe this lie..

Sure if the man was not under pressure to meet target he would ve packaged that loan with due diligence and avoided committing suicide when he could not take the heat...

My friend with Access bank was made to pay for the loan he packaged without due diligence, then wonder what he would ve done if it's up to 350 million....

Ngozi123..

Add KINGinBiafra

Biko amu na yo gi...

I vote:

KINGinVAHALA (*mu)
Kenneth205


Cc: NLjega onye Uwa Mmebi..

Sule, can I send mine?