₦airaland Forum

ClassCaptain:
.bro. This is the funniest post av read in weeks,,,.
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Hahahahhahha,

God bless you and your family for making laugh this hard

Bless u too..

Marlvin:
lol dude have this affection for reptiles. every article that has to do with reptiles always ends up on frontpage.

The guy has reptile super powers..

Cutehector:
faints and dies of laughter..


Lalasticlala na calabar guy

U can never tell..
His love for snakes keeps one wondering if his a cross bred of Calabar nd India..

Lalasticlala comot since morning say him dey go Snake Market for Badagry nd we ve not seen him since..

Could it be lala was swallowed by a python cous he was last spotted pricing a python.....

Why return knowing u re being hunted. Well wen its time, d devil would always block ur reasoning.

A man who gets upset answering questions from the white who knows not 10% of our problem, means he will order his security aide to shoot Nigerians who would be asking probing questions...

Buhari abeg leave ur Town hall meeting cous most town never see money take chop talkless building a hall..

Northern youth nd peace is like rearing goat in a yam barn...

Well, the DPO of the station that released those Chaps in Less than 2hours ve lot to answer..

Baby for 80k
While some people dey sell dog for 100k...

Nwanne, uwa Emebigo kwa ooo..

Ekuke dog..

obailala:
The person you all quoted clearly said [size=13pt]80%[/size] of those who received bailout, he didn't say 100%. What could possibly make adults not understand the the difference between 80% and 100%?.... Someone (@Flet) even went ahead and called him an 'illiterate' and then one just begins to wonder what sort of intellectual calamity has befallen Nigerian youths.

cc: HungerBAD

An adult like you failing simple arithmetic, make sure u marry a brilliant woman else ur kids go be "ETI"..

Do u know that 80% of 10(state) is 8

So oga Eti, go back nd check ow many states there belong to APC nd PDP..

If u like sef no dey brush teeth, e no concern me..

1milla for 80 people
Baba nah skype wedding go gel oo, just hit a cyber cafe while ur 80 guest can watch from home..

Yea, item 7 abii Mr Biggs will deliver to their homes..

No Mack

Tinubu nah u insult nigerians by giving us that mundane failure called Buhari..

Happy Easter ndi nkem...

Chukwu Nna gozie unu..

HungerBAD:
80% of the States that took money are PDP States.

And that includes Ekiti, with the Loud Mouth Fayose who never sees anything good in this Government, unless after he has siphoned his State's money and wants to go get more from the Federal Government.

The sad thing is that those Monies have gone into Voicemail.

Edo, Osun, Oyo, katsina, Imo, Ogun,sokoto, kebbi, plateau nd others re PDP states

Truly, Hunger bad cous it is affecting ur mendula.

Fayose the Dragon(APC) Slayer..

People re now realizing that power lies in their hand, no longer the dayz FG yields absolute power..

Lalastic is from anambra were snake is worshiped..
A bird just informed me that He is a snake charmer too..

That gal must fine pieces to have made a man turn vegetable..

Some dudes Mata sef tire devil...

See scope...

Oga dele ur music talent don finish, no dey lie..

2face no marry

Moniker: Lalasticlala
Password: snakeokafor

OP, lala fit no take this one go FP because una do Jungle justice for this snake body, e be like say una reach 50 wey kill am..

This is certainly uwa mmebi begging..
I believe that is his mode of catching his. Victims.

Beggars on the island can go extra mile to deceive unsuspecting members of the public..

Chisos!!!
Why this govt dey deceive us nah
If the military can't root out Boko boiz nah Police go fit do am


Tomorrow NA will show us a decomposing body with 2 okada lying on the floor as slain bokoharam members...

Ndi igbo na kpuo this one "Uwa Mmebi Direction"

Wish the crowd had sent him to Valhalla..

Illygati nwanne, kontinue the good works..

Separating APC from Fraud is like taking out the seedlings of an orange without inflicting a cut on it..

I am very sure that guy munching the fried snake meat is Lalasticlala..

Nairaland Login: Lalasticlala
Password: snakeokafor..

kaziblake:
brother swerve

Taaa...
I no be ur brother joor..
I don't brother pig..

layla129:
Lool, picture quality nkor?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..
Nah true u talk..

Scoping sand ko scoping fish nii..

Well for the Killer, Tompolo boiz will certainly send u to Valhalla that I know..

layla129:
Lol, oya hear gist.
1. I hope u knw say levels go don change? The sun is longer her problem
2. Her hygiene; skin care products and all
3. Food intake
Inshort, a better life

Madam nwanne better life..
Skin care U don start like my Ex, I told her baby u bleaching nd she sayz how can pears baby lotion bleach me..
Better life only makes u glow nd not to change Oshomole to Ben Bruce..