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Is he coming to qualify our men for women's world cup

This OP nah ewu ooo..

Uwa Mmebi "Frozen Egg"

Football oooooo!!!!....

I was running with the ball to the goal post after dribbling past a defender, was left with one more defender nd it never occurred to me the guy was a shaolin Kung Fu master, the next thing I saw was the defender on the air with his legs stretched out like Monkey shadow..

Boom!!! He gave me that kick that can kill Bruce Lee on my Knee, could not remember how I fell but I noticed I was screaming.

O boy, I was carried back to my class to rest, I slept off nd woke 5pm when skool don clear..

I limped home.
Throughout that week I thought I would die to the extent that my junior brother joined me crying..
The pain was killing...

Thank God I survived it..

Karo 3rd leg must be Amu Siri ike to ve turned this whores to kenari...

Bullhari pls don't sign it..
Keep it under ur bed to help sooth ur waiste pain..

President Uwa mmebi

Rabbish, Osun should be on that list..

8bags of Rice

Nah for wedding chow

End Time student..

Creamish:
Abeg swerve wit ur shallow mind. Wat has Lesbianism got to do wit my post??

Can See u re still shy about who u re..

Well, if u say make I swerve, oya open up..

Buhari is only interested in empowering his Fulani kins..

Rochas will certainly keep quite, Nwoke onye Nzuzu..

criminalmindz:
All because he is igbo. If na hausa man do this na just 2 game ban. Uselless tribalistic country. Imagine how much plateau utd was fined just 500k

Nwoke gbada ogbete market nd get ur self some brain..

Kedu ife gbasala "TRIBE" on the issue at hand..

kenzysmith:
LMC don,t ve the gut to ban ubah this is the man who ve given a lot to the league that keeper deserve that slap for fighting the ref LMC is a disgrace

Will you shut up..

If i slapped ur fada that way, won't u kill me

Or u don't know the person slapped is not kid..

Don't know where some of u got ur brains from..

He should be jailed..

Nigeria is a joke..

If it was in a sane country, he will be sweating anywhere he is now..

asuustrike2009:
Those in glass house don't throw stone according to oyibo pipo. Fashola blasted GEJ for lack of competent up to a point he boasted for providing 24hrs power supply. May is around the corner yet this government is just running around the circle.

U know its easy to cast aspersions from the other side..
Today, he is quite clueless of how to tackle the power issue.
Won't be surprise, he would soon blame witches..

This essay just to counter that vexed gal.

Team virgin sha, so if u ain't virgin waka fast...

If Nigerian is a sane country, Uba will spend some months behind bar..

He was busy hitting the guy nd the guy did not retaliate..

Ordinarily, if both re to cage fight, Uba will be dead man..

Creamish:
I was going to say sumthing very similar to your post till I saw your post... My thoughts exactly.

Don't let the society define you. This is the same reason why I don't characterize myself under any umbrella/organization. I live my life the way I deem fit...even if the society frowns at it. Its my headache..not theirs.

OP.. U owe no one any explanation rily. Keep an open mind..U just might be the reason why he became a better man.

Don't worry, soon FG will recognize Lesbianism..

Enjoy..

During GEJ tenure u zoombies lambasted him..

Today u re begging us to understand..

Re u guyz not fraudsters...

Madam Lola, I can bet my axx u would not ve married the old soul in him if was as broke as Solid star..

Cutehector:
what will u do when a colleague of urs flags a car down and signals u to tell him to park and collect money from him?

Easy..
Same thing Jesus told devil..
"It's written man shall not live alone by Ballery"
Ballery is the aramic word for Bread..

Those dayz wey I dey fly kite from Badagry only to ask a passerby where I dey now, nd he replied CMS bridge....

Cutehector:
are u willing to shun collection of bribes?

I Am a born again..

Cutehector:
are u willing to shun collection of bribes?

Am a born gain..

Ekakamba:
Cadet ASP

ASP as in Application Services Provider e.g Esther breakthrough....

Cutehector:
they just want to recruit more 10000 mad Men into the police force

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha..

Join me let sanitize the remaining 9998.

Jadeite:
or maybe discover where thé Chibok girls are.
..

U re mouthed joor...

midehi2:
wow

Why wowing U intend offering the kids scholarship

Cutehector:

Guy why u dey para nah

Nah this kind hoverboard dey notice when trailer dey pass, u go see hoverboard dey change gear go compete with Trailer..

Ekakamba:
Nå constable go fit you

U nko
Yellow fever or u prefer Traffic warden

It's the truth..