₦airaland Forum

DonCaxton:
That's beautiful. Happy birthday to them.
But you know what will be a greater way to celebrate you wife? Get her a lasting gift. A property for instance.
Like, there's this fantastic one plot of land around Opebi-Oregun link bridge, prime location with a C of O, going for just 55m. Imagine buying that for a woman. She will be eternally grateful and will appreciate you in over 0.9055.138.965 different ways.

I like the Mamuzee twins.

I just called.
You're very funny and creative...
Really.

Bolustical:
The PDP has a lot of hurdles to cross. Even after the winner is declared tomorrow, there is the hurdle of the post-primaries crisis

And the big question of where the VP comes from- this will determine how serious the PDP and other Nigerians take the Igbos.

May I not be part of the Igbo you are pretending to love their interest.

Vile, creepy love.

lilyheaven:
I was reasoning what you said,
I have been looking for my waec certificate since 2014, the worst is that I don't even have a photocopy. I have been applying with statement of result.

Back to what you were saying, how can the designer get the exact paper?

That's why I said, you should borrow a sample copy.

One that's same with yours in terms of date, design etc.
WAEC dey technical ooo!

Still it's an easy job with the right info.

I am being honest.

Get a good graphics designer to 'mould ' the certificates for you with your correct information on Conqueror Paper.

That will do.

Any person doubting your certs can confirm your papers from the relevant authority which will authenticate them as correct with your records available.

If need be, collect sample from your old classmate and amend.

The world has grown beyond this lamentation!

I have suffered this before and jumped and passed.

Your employer doesn't care about the beauty of your docs....

He cares whether you are entitled to it and whether your Alma Mater will certify that you indeed passed through it.

I have 4 'authenticate' copies of each of my documents and they can't be distinguished.

And they serve me at every turn.

I don't even know which one is original.

I hope you read this and cheer up.

Lolz.

Enjoy.

Be happy!

CilicMarin:
That means with Tambuwal as PDP's presidential candidate, Buhari will have won the election before 10 am on the election day.

Saraki and Atiku, should go and contest in Biafra, with ipob pigs as delegates..


On this, I support Wike.

Shame on you.

iSpread:
How does this relate to Buhari?

it doesn't in any way.
I'm just being stupid.

Now that I have answered you, can you now give an unfuck.

Buhari is a silly old idiot.

Amba555:
Honestly it's quick and convenient to point accusing fingers on our leaders.

The question is if you are the president of your nation what will you do differently?

Let the ball roll...you never can't tell your idea or suggest might help your country.

I will jail Buhari!

Redhot111:
I honestly don't support the soldier brutalizing ur daughter or any other person for that matter. But then dies your daughter anything about curtsy? Couldn't she have said a thing like, "pls I wish to collect the bottle behind where you are seated" I'm sure is he had, the soldier would hv at least giver her the chance to take it. Most things that really bring about disagreement most times are things Dat are not even worth it.

Close your stinky mouth.

Someone is bloodied and you talking this crap.

jerseyboy:
Yeah. Non-Yorubas with little or no stake in Lagos believe in Ambode the 'make yoruba compulsory in Lagos schools and state Assembly governor who has virtually shut down Alaba and trade fair market by share incompetence.

Even Ambode is not a yoruba and has no stake in Lagos.

Once someone has a contrary opinion, he becomes an alien to you.

No other way to describe mental slowness.

Take Lonart

Almaiga:
Kikikikikikiki, wanna dan iyamiri zai mutu da haushi.
Sai Baba Buhari ya mulke ku ko kunki, ko kunso. Shege maye masu cin mutane.

Wetin concern Buhari here?

Onye möü nwuru anwu!

Almaiga:
Ubanka zakaci, idan ka zageni. Dan shashashan banza.

Onye ekwensu kporo oku.

Onye alakuba.
Winston Churchill described you.
....hydrophobia in man....

The River War

Almaiga:
We the people of Enugu, say no to PDP. We insist and remain committed to APC.

Ara gbagbuo gi dia!
Mpam.

This is the lying mouth of a typical double faced Yolumba.
Fear them cones.

dukie25:
Election don come.
Time for Aisha Buhari to fry akara.

(only woman who fries akara every 4yrs)
Lifeless one is going back to his cows, whether Aisha Buhari fries Buhari's testicles or not.

She's such a hopeless, molested idiotess!

Aaronzy:
Buhari till 2023...
Osinbajo from 2023-2031...
Nuhu Ribadu from 2031-2039...
Femi Gbajabiamila from 2039-2047...
#ARGUE WITH NNAMDI KANU#

Ekwensu kpokwaa gi oku dia!

[quote author= post=70828288]Thanks for this great thread Evangelist.

It's all about Jesus.

Jesus is Lord FOREVER and EVER.[/quote]Christ said;


"Not everyone who calls out to me, 'Lord! Lord !' will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Only those who actually do the will of my Father in heaven"

Matthew 7:21

Those who support evil/APC like you will find it hard.

forayfleo:
Stupid idiot

#insnoopdog'voice# ...yes indeegidi he is...

My first comment on the lifeless buffoon.

The face of a fool.

[quote author= post=70543481]RIP GREAT MAN [/quote]If he was in PDP, you'd have labelled him a weak, corrupt fool.

Those words fall on you and the illiterate buffoon you rep!

Buhaari is silly.
Too silly for my liking.

modaink333:
nde gi unu meree?

Ükp' egb'g nwa ewu m'ôhag'ya.

Anyi nö héé n.
Ole n'eme?

Homeboiy:
God bless chime

God bless ugwuanyi

This is how politics should be

Chime decamped to APC but I have never seen him criticize ugwuanyi style of leadership because he knows he's successor is doing the right thing

God bless Enugu state indigenes, both home and abroad


Enugu is in the hands of God

gburugburu carry go


100% Enugu blood

Nsukka ga adi

Anyi an'g acho nsogbu

Chara chara chad'aaa!

Nwa ehö!
ime aga?

Davido, nni...

The garrulous midget won't talk about it.

Cone head!

NgeneUkwenu:
APC said in 2015 that, Akpabio needed to be investigated for money laundering while in office, PDP called a witch-hunt, clampdown on the opposition, and declared Akpabio CLEAN, The EFCC hearkened to their voices and Akpabio was given a clean bill of health.

Now Akpabio realized he has been hobnobbing with den of killers and thieves, and decided to retrace his steps and come into the progressive arms, Then PDP is now crying all over again, that APC wants to accept a bad egg into their party

The question is;

Shebi na you talk say Akpabio no dey corrupt?

why the thing dey pain you now, say APC wan grab a saint from your midst?

PDP is just a very useless party!

Just shut your mouth!

LuciferChristi:
You can't tell me who & who not to punish. I decide that.

Idiot.

Eternal torment...

Dear, thanks for nailing it.

This supporter of Fulani murderers must be returned to Daura at every cost.

This man has virtually committed the worst atrocities ever conceivable.

This leach has wasted Nigeria's money in the name of medical tourism!


This man is evil.

Devil punish Buhari!