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I want my first child to be a girl and I would name her ADAEZE
Why? Cos I wanna be called "PAPA ADAEZE"
I don't fancy "PAPA EMEKA" or "PAPA JUNIOR"

Eyaaaah

I don't know.. It was just an experiment.. Was trying some weird monikers and this one worked..
So each time a NLder use the word "Mention" he z actually drawing my attention to his post!

In one word... CRAPPY

Ok

Okay.. But I no dey buy

drizzy009: you na wey get girlfriends and you na buy iPhone 5 for them. make you na dey prepare to buy iPhone 6 o.

#onmyownteamnobitchesinvolved

What z dz one saying?

How much z d affordable??
Post d price here

Wow..

Millionjeff: sorry for the error.yes I need bold 5.

Modify the post... I don't have a bold 5 either..
You can check [url][/url], search for bold 5 there, but you gotta be wise!

fairari022: @the self acclaimed grammarians above, if you can't peruse through the op's transcribe with ease, go scrutinize yourself without much ado.
this really shows how cave and backward you guys are, for a modern man would never ask if you know how to say it with dexterity, he rather ask, if you have what to say.

like I said prior, some Nigerians are so bankrupt of courtesy, they excogitate education as luxury and as a means of bully/mockery to others who are slightly deficit of it. just for a head's up, note that the right use of English language isn't synonymous to being smart. You can bind all the words in the Oxford lexicon in dexterity and still be a dumb a'ss.



back to the topic,


op, since when did nairaland ladies become commodities that you defray lucre or bank notes on? the last I checked, only commodities are either "expensive" or cheap. lol
I'd like you rephrase the topic to "why are some nairaland ladies upscaled"

bcc: bogtrotter, RuudNisterooy, Mega2010, nickz, Calebosko

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So what have all these your big grammars gotten you??

jahanara: you kidding right? the phone is 900pounds

That's not expensive na..
My Gold Plated Blackberry porsche 2 was bought by me @ the price of N2.1million

Moblord: sure

M ya counterpart

naturally: Well, i wanted something unique and I know I'm not artificial.

So cool

naturally: Lol, the power of a woman

Lol... I dey tell you...!

ggrin: terrible day my iphone6 had a problem and my ipad's battery had died, my brother got my Samsung Note 3. Am just here at home so bored since my mum and dad went for a holiday in USA. Would have skyped but I misplaced my Apple laptop power pack,so I need to hit S.A tomorrow to buy a new one . I also wanted to go to Arcades tonight but Auntie went out with the Range rover keyz and my bro went with the hummer. Im stuck here since I hate driving the Benz. I tried calling the driver to bring the Pajero but no credit, can you please send
me GLO or MTN credits so i can call him?

Chei.... See daydreaming!!

Yeah... When iPhone 6 z out

Those Samsung Torch phones you listed there are not worthy to be called "Smart phones"

Kingscee: Weda apple ooo OR tomato ooo nothing go divorce me and Tecno. up team Tecno.

Thunder fire poverty!!

I won't buy it until iPhone 7 comes out, then I would buy this iPhone 6

Or you can download tag editor and edit all ya ongs one after the other.. You can then change the album art to the one of your choice

Its impossible

We're are used to all these kinda stories..
I know my grand-children would still meet that bridge under-construction!

Moblord: 1. Fire of Zamani - Ice Prince
2. Best rapper Alive - Phenom
3. YBNL - Olamide
4. MI2 - Mi
5. ELI - Ice prince

A Rap Addict I guess?

Na 2Face get highest nomination for here ooo

wordsbase: The easiest way to get away from a police stop and search interrogation is to immediately ask for directions to a place, feigning you're a visitor.. It has worked many times for me.

Badoo

The police can only be your friend if your pocket is friendly..
If you are the learned man and rights activist, then be sure to always meet an enemy each time you approach a checkpoint!

Ptoocool: those without leqs don't wear socks, so i'll suqqest both you & Mo' should stop buyinq or wearinq ........

You knw d rest..

Lol... Badt Pikin!

I no dey buy unless if na dash

wheesin: wheres the bweast ? where is that bweast ??

Lol... What do you need it for?

DORO HOT!!!

Front page with just one comment?? I see