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Djicemob: Only sisi niggaz have these traits.

You are wrong bro

I see..

And if Tecno produces a smart watch, how much would it be sold 5k Lol

FlintGuevara: You're so on point bro, isi gi di correct

Lmao...

mecussey: Yep babe...I think thats what want to hear.

Lol... I ain't a babe tho

Dolcilicious: Thank God u agree it is.Instead of asking him why it took him that long to reply and was online all d while,i'll just continue the chat or try to ignore too,but guess what?I cant do it,whick makes it more annoying.

Lol.. Endure my dear!

Khaynet: Hmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmm

tobiboss: Nice piece

Thanks

A boy was sitting at the back of a public
transport bus and suddenly at one of the stops, he saw a girl he's being trying to woo get into the bus. After 10 minutes, he decided to chat with the girl through BBM since there was no way they could communicate physically because he was at the back and the girl was at the front seat.
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The conversation goes thus:
BOY: Where are you right now?
GIRL: My dad asked his driver to drop me off at school. And you?
BOY: I'm sitting behind you in the bus. I
just wanted to tell you that you shouldn't pay, I have paid for you already.
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Why are girls always like this??

mecussey: They self service when konji becomes a bastard.

And I guess you are an expert ryt?

Gloria3389: they are tender in heart and easily believe every thing...

Yeah... I agree!! Finally learnt a new thing today.. Thanks

Dolcilicious: mistake....i meant num 4

Lol... That could be so ANNOYING

Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain
without tasting any- Albert Marcauley
(1872)
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He who says nothing last forever has
never tried Hausa
perfume- Nelson Mandela (1973)
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He who completely unwrap moimoi and
gala b4 eating
cannot keep a secret- Abraham Lincoln
(1864)
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Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup,
with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of
anything- William
Shakespeare (1900)
.
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Anyone who graduate without
experiencing strike, has never
been to Nigeria- Lord Luggard (1904)
.
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He who refuse to classify agege bread and
akara as a type of
sandwich is a racist- Martin Luther King
jnr (1788)
.
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Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his
face, is capable of murder- Michael
Faraday (1899)
.
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Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor,
but allowing the Garri
to swell b4 drinking is poverty- Queen
Elizabeth (1893)
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He who runs around looking 4 scissors
to cut indomie
seasoning sachet is not hungry- Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
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No matter how hot ur temper is it
cannot cook yam-
Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
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Anyone who read this without laughing
is either looking 4
job or Needs Jesus Badly- Barack
Obama (2014).

Elbizzcklinz: Few years ago, 2go seems to be the Leading Chatting App around, The Emergence of Blackberry Messenger and WhatsApp kick off the Apps among the Matured minds… Although some Nigerians still enjoy using the App more than the Leading Apps currently top the Chats now.

The Question is:- From your own view, Do you think any Matured or Responsible Person still use 2go?

Drop your Comment!

Yeah... A lot of people still do..

Gloria3389: for real...and remember women have a lot to worry about

Yeah.. You are right..
Used to wonder why my Mum and Sis are the only religious ones in d fam..

Ruq: My girl jam-Lana del Rey.

Wow... Kul

Dolcilicious: My bf is an expert when it comes to Num 3.Its soooo annoying!

Lol.. Annoying? What's annoying about trying to look good?

Airforce1: Please where is "Toke Makinwa"

Didn't she gt an I.v?

Thought you left NL?? What are you still looking for here?? Mtcheeew! Cheap attention seeker

Battery prob I guess

Gloria3389: cos they don't know what dey want

Hmmmm 4 real?

Classiq Shi**t

urhoboman: lol, sure, that will be my prayer point in church 2day.
#shemustneverdiscoverNL.

Big AMEN to that!

TribalEAST: YES, we gossip about how we knacked the AKPAKO especially when it's from behind.

Confession!!!

chibwike: Ok..thanks for the info, happy sunday

Uwc... Same to u

urhoboman: Seeing topics like this, I always tank Jah, my wife to be is not on nairaland. My FORMiliarity woulda gone down the drain long ago. If she keeps reading stuffs like this

LWKMD!!! Just pray she doesn't join some day!

Godfullsam: Not applicable to all guys.

But you're guilty of at least one ryt?

7. THEY GOSSIP
Guys talk about girls, just as much as girls talk
about guys. Even more than girls at times!!!!! Girls
aren’t the only ones screen grabbing their convos and
sending them to their BFFs. You bet your boy toy is
doing it too!
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6. THEY GET JEALOUS
Even though they won’t admit to this, men do get
jealous. They might not flip out over a guy liking
their girlfriend’s status, but trust me, they have their
fair share of envious moments.
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5. THEY HAVE GIRL JAMS
Whether they only listen to it while intoxicated, or if
they listen to it any time of day, every guy has a
girl jam that he’s obsessed with. I'm assuming
they mainly love Beyoncé, Katy Perry and Kesha.
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4. THEY PLAY THE TEXTING GAME
You know how you plan out how long you’re going
to wait before texting him back? And how you never
send him two texts in a row? Guys know what
you’re doing and they do it too. He’s not that
popular, so relax if he’s not responding, he just
wants to get under your skin.
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3. THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR LOOKS
This is one that you will never find out, but guys
care about their hair and their clothes almost as
much as girls do. Sometimes, you might even spot a
guy getting a manicure or pedicure! It totally
happens.
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2. THEY LOVE SHOES TOO
Guys are totally obsessed with their “kicks.” Don’t let
them make you feel like you shouldn’t buy as
many shoes as your heart desires, because even
though you don’t hear about it, they have a shoe
shopping weakness too! When they see a good sale,
just know their reaction is the same as yours, just
with less squeals.
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1. THEY GET NERVOUS BEFORE DATES
Your palms aren’t the only ones sweating girl. They
may not use the word “anxiety” to their friends, but
just know they are frantically texting their BFF too
on their way to get you (not while driving though,
he’s nervous but not crazy).

akiOYIBO: How can i hard-reset?

Switch off d phone, press the vol. down and power button of ya phone till it comes up, use your volume keys and navigate to clear data and use your power button to select...
Note: you would lose your apps and text messages/contacts in d phone memory..
But u won't lose media files in d phone memory