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Still can't find it!

The way the woman dey smile, E be like say she dey enjoy am...

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When Am I expecting the Manifestations

dignity33:
You will also rescue them as well because I know is political plan to claim that you did what Goodluck can't do which I previous said.

How you take know wetin dey mind since, abi you dey use Techno
On a serious note, I won't be surprised if the whole girls are rescued intact.
It's like a visual effect in a Nollywood movie, its never really convincing!

Kai wallahi OP, you I wan burst am for my belle??

Paperwhite:
“Knowing the President as a fair-minded man, he is going to listen to the IG, he is going to ask him to defend himself and then the next step.”

The Presidential spokesperson disagreed that the fact that the IGP allegedly disobeyed Buhari’s directive implied that the president was not in control as being insinuated.
Femi Adeshina is still a big fool and idiot. Do anyone noticed that it's this same slowpoke the government always put forward to stupidly defend it unpardonable gaffes
Garba Shehu,Lai Muhammed only come in when more sophisticated defending are to be done.

Personally, I think Garba Shehu and Lai M'med Lie in defense of the Government, while Femi Adesina defends the Lies of the Government.

The President, Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces - Doesn't know because he is not omniscience ---- Adesina.
The President doesn't know and he admits because he is honest --- Bolaji.
The President doesn't know about the Project he Commissioned, because he was deceived --- Dalung......

All this bashing for "Bishop" Freeze
Where are all his online Disciples, supporters and followers?

Where him belle go

texazzpete:
I fail to see what exactly the OP is trying to convey.

Yes, the guy's grammar isn't perfect. There's no indication that the fellow is employed to teach English. The tests El Rufai's board set was never meant to test perfect command of English, but to ensure that thorough dolts don't get into the classroom. How does this show a lack of competence?

Before you make an accusation of



Is there anyone here from Nairaland that applied for a job there and did not get in?

I wish people would jettison this ruinous partisan politics when matters of common sense are on the frontburner. I'm not a fan of El Rufai at all, but in sacking the teachers, he was 100% right. And only a fool would expect all the replacement teachers to be highest spec. Especially in a country where primary school teaching roles are often reserved for those who have not been able to secure top notch jobs.

Are you listening to yourself?

lefulefu:
Research or no research,there ain't no gay bone in me.nothing turns me on more than seeing a rounded soft feminine butt

Correct Guy!! No mind this OP,
Imagine this BLISS!!

How long would the employment last and what's the remuneration, any incentives, bonus and other allowances

All men are not the same, I wish to be like that man someday...

YINKS89:
E b like sey Na him dey use.

Na him them use do wetin

fineboy967:
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Location and amount

Natalia2025:
�A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora", because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;��

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;��

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
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and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
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(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("le computador", because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on�

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;�

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;�

and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
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The women won�

This is for all the smart women out there and men with sense of humor

This OP na Badoo! with the bolded, him don finish guys...

CHIOMA, daughter to Pastor FEMI... But how

Why women leg no dey straight for pictures

kelvinjeremiah:
U're not alone. I don't even tune in to BBN

Talking of football, I'M A FANATIC

My Brother-man, welcome on board!!

ziddy:
I strongly suspect the housemates are being induced to have sěx with each other just to boost viewership/income for the franchise owners

You might not be far from the truth, like someone mentioned above; some of the housemates seem to be receiving instructions or directions on what to do or say, like "amateur artistes and directors" would normally do.
It beats my imagination that all the housemates had previously watched BBN, BBA etc. and are fully aware that there are Cameras covering almost every part of the house, yet they still go about exposing their nudity, having sex and other obscenities...
It's hard to comprehend!

My Brother-Man, it is what it is.
There is nothing Real about Reality TV shows, just like " Keeping up with the Kardeshian's ". They are all scripted drama to keep you entertained and make as much money as possible....
Imagine the amount generated by subscriptions, advert placement and sms's. That's why the flash of Boobs, Bums, Dicks, sex, etc... Just to keep you glued and expect more...
For me, Football remains the only unscripted Drama that I'm addicted to.

QueenUtum:
At my university Nigerian women were very intelligent and successful. When I visited Nigeria I thought many of the women were beautiful and had very nice figures some European women pay money for. Why would they be intimidated by me when I'm a stranger in their land, a bit nervous and trying my best to be nice?

As a Guy, I imagine the skin of a " mixed Caribbean" to be something desirable, if the images I see in Music videos and Movies is anything to go by. With my little knowledge around females, they seem pretty jealous, envious and hateful of a new, good looking and attention grabbing chic around... While the Guys would be tumbling over themselves to sweep you of your feet...

Try n adjust to it, with time you would win some over when they realise you're not a threat to them, getting their own share of attention.

MENZPRIDE:
You intimidates them, I guessed..

As a Guy, I imagine the skin of a " mixed Caribbean" to be something desirable, if the images I see in Music videos and Movies is anything to go by. With my little knowledge around females, they seem pretty jealous, envious and hateful of a new, good looking and attention grabbing chic around... While the Guys would be tumbling over themselves to sweep you of your feet...

Try n adjust to it, with time you would win some over when they realise you're not a threat to them, getting their own share of attention.

You intimidates them, I guessed..

lofty900:
Who wasted this pussy?

Brother-man, of all things na the 'wasted... pussy' you worry about...

OP, so na your own standard of "big boys" be this??


Abeg, we no want....