₦airaland Forum

dahunsy:
Coughs***clears throat#...still makes more sense than our noisy neighbor's package

I think You owe SAF an apology!

All the same I concur with you, this is better. Just hope it will bring a kinda revolution in the industry.

Come on guys, think!

how can you all fall yakata for the this Photoshop??
Check the girl's ankle and match it with the pubic area. You will all see that OP just manage to filter an "innocent" girl's picture.
Either he is in a hurry for traffic or just an amateur, he couldn't do a better job

Haderonke20:
we didn't ask for ur own opinion...plz goan sleep

Alright Dear!

Which kind nonsense question be this nah??

Which kind nonsense post be this again??

ashjay001:
After cuming d first time, how long after did u gain another erection? And, since u're new to sex, u shouldnt have lost ur erection!

If u did n u also didnt get a rise after 10 to 30mins, rinse off ur tool after each round n reduce or cut off ur sugar intake.

And during d act, dont give in to d pleasure d first instance it comes,u can stop thrusting, change direction, eject(1min) n re-insert, n play arnd wit boobies n lips(if u're allowed) while chilling.

If all that fails, contact ur nearest ponkriyon delear, or if u take alcohol, any of yoyo bitters n co, goldberg, 33 or even quail eggs(raw n cooked). Guy, d options are much, though d natural method is best, cos then, even under emergency conditions, u come out standing tall!?

Baba, You're 2 much!!

femi4:
There is no way you ll receive a short code without knowing its source.

From banks otp to social accounts, it comes with more info. BTW, only a dumb person will respond otp he/she didn't initiate

Somebody called me with this phone number 07060714545 telling me he was doing some registration online and he mistakenly put my number on what he was registering, that my number is similar to his number and that the password of what he was registering was sent to my phone which I actualy saw as 6310.

He was now appealing to me to give him the reset code that was sent to my phone so that he could finish his registration.

Pls read and comprehend the bolded.

I believe you are very 'smart' but I guess not everyone around you might be as 'smart' as you are. So, kindly enlighten them...
Thanks!

Tomjazzy2:
By experts you mean dudes who have had their girlfriends bleeped by other men?


Don't know why I find this thread hilarious

Well.. as you can see all the "experts" in the house are sharing their "experiences"
without knowing.

femi4:
his post is dumb!

You can't receive any short code without details of the account is meant for. E.g yahoomail, fb, gmail, otp etc

Are you sure?
Or you want to continue clutching to your straws of argument?

i trust Nigeria to make the list

Seun:
Are you suggesting that the vast majority of Nigerian students are cheats?

Haba! oga Seun, na you dey ask this kind question??
don't come and be telling us that they haff hack ya akkant i y o....

sapele914:
Did you not read the article?jonathan and pdp have sold the sector for political gain. It is in private hands now,I won't lie Eko Distribution Company is on point in my neighbourhood. Electricity has improved massively.

Why the contradictions, my brother-man?
Please kindly compare the bolded.
Thanks.

AZeD1:
I am pretty sure Fashola had no hand in selling to the owners of the DISCO's so they cant be his "cronies". That being said, Fashola said the truth but trust Nigerians to be Nigerians and see everything from a political point of view rather than logic.

1) It would take at least 7-10 years for Nigeria to have constant light. The earlier Nigerians accept this, the earlier politicians won't play politics with it.
2) A lack of investment in the power sector for close to 20 years CANNOT be erased in 5 years. Power is capital incentive with very little profit margin (something the investors didn't think about before buying)
3) Gas drives a majority of our power stations and it is priced in dollars while we pay our bills in Naira.


I could go on and on about the problems in the power sector and anybody expecting a miracle is most likely deceiving themselves.

It's bemusing when people expresses falsehood mixed with half-truth and flattery.
1. having known this what is the Govt plan to achieve this, or is it 'Rocket Science'?
2. how did you come about this fact? Are you kidding me with the bolded, especially the bracketed?
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/power-obasanjo-yaradua-jonathan-spent-n2-74trn-in-16-years/
3. so we cannot compute, exchange or afford the dollar rates? how come some persons are able to pay school fees, medical bills and other items "priced in dollars"??

nwakibie3:
I thought this Jonathan blame game has ended.....

Exactly my thought!!!
until I realized that nothing sells better than GEJ branded!

LordCrimson:
make our Yoruba friends return from church first, Na here I go dey watch the carnage

no be only "carnage" na kata-kata-strophe you go watch join.....

fergie001:

have u seen sarrki since the osun west elections?
I have been looking for him ooooo.

kindly place a Bounty on his head

has it been long since you had sex?

out of many pix taken, you selected only these two abi??
Make I just dey look you!

How about some people that have more than one ex.... something like ex'es or is it excesses
how many messages?

jay2pee:
The girl na badoo

it's a Guy, actually.

only one girl and you've concluded on all girls?

Hi Guys, I saw this amazing story somewhere and I was wondering how many Naija Guys would like to attempt such? Would a Naija Babe subject herself to such??

A 34-year-old man from Singapore has broken a 34-year record after having sexual intercourse with 57 different women within a 24-hour period.
The former record holder successfully had sex with 55 women in a 24-hour period in 1983.

The record was set in Prague, the capital of the Czech Republic, as part of an annual event run by a local brothel.

Europe Herald reports that the man, had been training hard for months and was delighted to have broken the previous record, which stood at 55.
“I’ve always been a bit of a sex addict, and when I learned that the brothel was having a world record attempt, I knew I had to come and give it a go,” he said.

“I took it really seriously and trained for it just like an athlete would prepare for a marathon. In some ways, it’s actually much harder than a lot of professional sports.”

The world record attempt began at midnight local time, with officials looking on as the man commenced intercourse with his first partner.
“For the world record to count, every woman I slept with had to be different, so the venue had to hire a number of girls from other brothels,” the unnamed man said.

By midday, he was ahead of world-record pace, having slept with 29 women.

“I started to get a bit of a cramp around then, but luckily, we had a physiotherapist on hand to give me a massage, which helped out,” he told journalists.

As part of the conditions attached to the world record, no challenger is allowed to take any prescription medicine to enhance their erection, and the Singaporean man passed a test to reveal his system was clear of such medication.

“Natural remedies are permitted, but I won’t disclose what supplements I take,” he said.

The record officials were on hand to measure the amount of fluid ejaculated by the man at the end of each session.
“It’s not the most sought-after job, but we find it rewarding in our own way,” said one of the judges involved.

http://dailypost.ng/2017/06/12/34-year-old-sleeps-57-women-24-hours-breaks-34-year-record/

Virgin+ky jelly+ ring- boyfriend= X

Solve for X [/quote]Omo see Equation!!!!!!

For me it's definitely MARCOS ROJO.
He became integral and instrumental, instilling confidence in fans whenever he is in the line-up.

welldone

Freedom

brother-man, try not to 'laff' yet.
wait for the second post titled "witch rat turn into old village woman"

weirdgf:
I am always in the mood to make love to him because it's a long distance relationship and we only get to see once in like every three months, I've never gotten dry while with him, I'm just scared I'm already disappointing him with the low sex I'm giving him. I already checked jumia but I am unsure of the product to go for cos this is Nigeria and there are a lot of fakes .

Then try:
http://www.zeevirtualmedia.com/index.php

pls don't "spear" the rat or the witch yet....

"This matter wey you bring so, e heavy for mouth-o"
Op, try and understand yourself.
why are you averse to sex, is it because of what you've been told or taught?
Do you get the initial desire and arousal for sex and loses interest almost immediately or after the first round satisfaction or you've never gotten satisfied sexually?
try to understand your sexuality and seek medical advice, before you take any stimulant.

Op, is there any new scientific discovery or the same old tricks Re-edited?