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how about SAMBISA FOREST?

Btw, OP, is this goat allowed to visit this place

very hilarious!!
I've been a victim of #2.
I was walking on the road one day with a very pretty,playful,clingy and chatty girl; in those early teenage years of our life. The babe held my arm tightly as we chatted and laughed happily along the way. As my arm was caressing her soft tender breast, my JT was stretching and swelling embarrassingly.

If You think Nigerians are the Savage Champions...... think again!

Why is she flaunting her Backside nah, does it have anything to do with the "Money Transfer"?

Half-truths here and there. God help us.
Which of these messengers should we take serious??

With the benefit of hindsight, everyone is an expert.
it is ridiculously funny how everyone suddenly realizes that the Election was between "ANGEL" Trump and "DEMON" Clinton.
From the results released, Hillary Clinton won the 'Populace' Popular Votes, while Donald Trump won the Electoral College Votes.

As its usual with Nigerians, we are experts in any and every field, even in American Politics....
The average Nigerian knows Football strategy, tactics, team selection etc more than Guardiola, Mourihno, Wenger, Conte et al. So it is with Politics , Economy, Religion and every other spheres of life.
The American elections has come and gone, the winner has emerged. As always the case with Nigerians, they are out with their "facts" on how and why they knew all along that Donald Trump would win and Hillary Clinton would lost.
For me, it is about the lessons learnt:

PaulIdu:
Try and receive sense abeg .she lost among even among women voters ..she lost because she is the problem of the world and a satanist

Mr. Judge and Jury, Well Done-o

@ The Beginning, We Learn Few Things About Everything. Towards The End, We Learn Everything About Few Things { or ONE THING }

Berlynn:
anticipating

Babe, I am not understanding you-o!
Why you come fall OP hand like this nah?
OP and the Guys would be expecting you to deny, scream, swear and curse. But you just siddon calmly dey "anticipate".

Babe, can I buy you a drink? so you can chill while 'anticipating'

What this Govt is doing is a gradual assault on the Psyche of Nigerians. What baffles me is the way and manner most young persons are celebrating the circumvention of due process and rule of law in the guise of fighting corruption.
I am not against the Anti-Corruption fight, and I am not sure any sane mind would be against it. But let's fight with due diligence. Nigeria has been corrupt for over 50 years now, I don't know why the DSS and the Presidency are in such a hurry.
There corrupt persons on every land even in developed countries, but without a water-tight evidence it is difficult to put them away for a long time. When you are in haste to fight corruption, you leave loopholes that can and will be exploited by the corrupts.
Talk of "Sting Operation" is laughable. Sam Allardyce was recently relieved of his job as England coach with the euphemism "Mutual Agreement". Everyone involved knows what happened, that is sting operation!

CORRUPTION CAN ONLY FIGHT BACK AND WIN WHEN WE ONLY PLUCK THE FRUITS AND LEAVES OFF A CORRUPT TREE.

bkool7:
your doesnt tally cos for now , theyre only coming for thé corrupt...and only thé gulty néed be afraid
when they start coming for thé socialites
, then we'll talk

Op, You are now Prosecutor, Jury and Judge. You now pronounced people "Corrupt" and "Guilty"? That's very interesting!
This Govt has attacked the Opposition, the Labour Congress, the Legislature and now the Judiciary.....

Water has passed under the bridge, it is left for every 'sabinus' to tell us the 'colour' and the 'velocity' of the water.
Don't get it twisted OP, whether it is "arrest" or "search warrant" you termed it. for me, it is a clear case of intimidation!
judges and lawyers have been arrested and punished in the past without breaking their doors to effect such....
As for Wike's 'interference'
If you have the 'capacity' to intervene in the breakdown of Law and Order and you come up on a situation where the Law is being trampled upon, what would you do? Turn a blind eye and walk away?
While you ponder over that, I will also like you to reminisce on these!

“
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

”

Change Begins With Me & You.
Not with Her, pls take note.
Thanks!

My brother man, you've been Generous with the truth.
My fear is that History will repeat itself or we will repeat History.

A Comedian once told a joke:
A Priest went to one of his new convert's home and saw him eating meat, which was against the doctrine. The following conversation ensued:
Priest: John what are you eating?
Convert: Father, I'm eating Fish.
Priest: John, you know a Christian should not lie.
CONVERT: I'm not lying, Fatther.
PRIEST: how do you mean, John? You are eating meat and claimed it's Fish.
CONVERT: My name was Akpobolokemieselayefagha, You came, preached to me, SPRINKLED water on me and changed my name to John. I went into the bush, caught this meat, SPRINKLED water on it and change its name to Fish. So you see Father, I did what you did!
Sorry for the digression.
Hon. Lai Mohammed once said that PMB is the only Honest n Sincere Nigerian that the international Community can Trust n Relate with. I want to believe PMB has Sprinkle some on the APC members. So when the EFCC sees the broom they'll passover!

"Black is Beautiful" Now I believe.
Btw
I think it will be Cost-effective, Economy-wise and Pocket-friendly to marry such a Black Beauty. No expensive creams and make-ups' are required.
All you need is a Carton of KIWI POLISH.....
Looking @ her skin I don't think she uses Cream, but.......

After 6 months of "Ultimate Search"

op, you are correct especially about Taraba State. I benefitted from the 10k allawee in 2013. It used to be 2k but around March/April 2013 it was jacked-up to 10k.
Brother-man, I nearly applied for service extension.
But I Thank God, the khaki days and "COR'FER" experience are over.

Xtanixlax:
See as the "star" sef go hide for one side like say em d shame

my brother-man, if na you nko?

OP, that thing suppose be true-o.
Just make the payment #100,000. so that your employment will be guaranteed!!!

disloman:
Earning 50k a month and paying a rent of 300k annually is not a fake life.GDP growing 9% annually but no development to see.Eating 3 square meals a day is living a good life?Buying a bag of rice 8k and people involved not paying duties on them,you expect development?Hmmmm.Eat make I eat is what kept Nigeria where it is now.I can see how intelligent you are.What a shame

Are we better-off now?

Nice thoughts @ OP.
nice comments as well, both the Pros and Cons, which give rise to these questions bugging my mind:
Are we going to be any wiser in 2019?
Are we willing to put aside our primordial and personal interest and vote for the sake of national interest?
Are we willing to make sacrifices for the development of Nigeria?
what kind of Leaders do we really want?

HONESTY, has and will always be the BEST POLICY.
If she is honest to you about it, why not.
One thing is clear, if a girl wants to cheat she will!
Just understand your girl, what she can do and cannot do. You cannot be 100% accurate, but she is your girl and you should know her better. If possible, better than herself.

Innovation @ it best!

Op, this one na Online Questionaire?
Try specify the Gender and age bracket.

Op You've made your point.
Just pray that the Voting will not be declared Inconclusive!

Cremated!
As in ' COMPLETELY FINISHED'

Investigation is waste of time and scarce resources.
Just blame GEJ and let's move.

Lordkylie:
I get the same issue o,my face and body is light but my stomach and laps be like white person own.

Pls can we have some of your pictures, for Comparative Analysis.

A woman's need rises in direct proportion to a Man's ability.
In other words:-
The more a man is able and willing to solve a woman's need, the more her needs continue to rise.