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Ballary:
wat if u are ask to choose one?

Na point n kill
Any one him choose, you go provide am

Did anyone spot the phrase, "as if I didn't went to school"

AirFireEarthH20:
You guys are causing a lot of confusion... Person no even understand which one to take

You no need to understand, na Guys matter.

A Single mum @ 19 Yrs!!
When did she start

dailyguide:
Many men think they can lick a pussy, but there’s a difference between thinking you can do it and actually knowing how to lick pussy.
So many women have encountered a guy that says he’s the best pussy eater but when it comes down to it, it’s a nightmare.

Jackhammering our pussies with your tongue isn’t going to do the job. I know she’s probably moaning away, but trust me, it’s not hard to fake. You want to be able to actually know how to lick pussy well, not just claim that you can do it.
How to lick pussy

As a woman, I’m here to help you get back on the pussy licking road to enlightenment. You need to know how to do it and how to do it well.
It’s going to take practice and some hard work, but trust me, once you really know how to lick pussy and find the groove, you’ll become the pussy eating master. Isn’t that what you wanted? Why else would you be reading this? So, let’s get started.

#1 Do you enjoy doing it?

There’s a huge difference between a guy who likes doing it and one who feels like he has to do it. Don’t be the latter. Guys who eat pussy well are guys who actually love pleasuring their partners. If you’re not ecstatic about eating pussy, well, you don’t have to do it. No one wants someone who’s going to do a half-ass job.

#2 Listen to your partner.

It’s the best way to see if you’re doing it right. You can tell when someone is inauthentic when it comes to them enjoying getting their pussy eaten out. If they’re wildly screaming, there’s a good chance they’re faking it.
If they’re silent, you’re probably not hitting the spot. But this is when you switch it up and try something new or ask them where to go. They’ll let you know what spot to hit.

#3 Don’t put so much pressure on yourself.

The problem with sex today is people put so much pressure on themselves to pleasure their partners. If you’re enjoying the sexual experience with your partner, the odds are, they are as well. If you’re stressed out about going down on your partner, take a deep breath. Eating pussy isn’t going to win you an Olympic medal. It’s sex, it’s supposed to be fun and light.

#4 You don’t only have to use your tongue.

Yes, the tongue is a major player in licking pussy, obviously, but you can use your fingers as well. Don’t think that you’re limited to just your tongue.

Some women take longer to climax than others, so if you just use your tongue, you’re going to be exhausted. You can finger her at the same time you eat her out or if you want to take a break, finger her while making out with her. Switch it up, she may even prefer being fingered and licked at the same time, you just need to find the combination that works for her.

#5 Not every woman is the same.

You may think that the way you eat pussy is the best way and it may be for one woman, but for another, it doesn’t do anything for her. You can’t have tunnel vision when it comes to licking pussy. You need to understand that every vagina is unique, so don’t be surprised if you switch up your method.

#6 Don’t jump right away to the clit.

This is what guys always do, and it’s wrong. Don’t just start digging away at the clit. You need to warm it up and since the clit doesn’t lubricate itself, you should be focusing on making that pussy wet. Start with slow, broad licks and then build up the tension, making your way closer and closer to the clit.


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A Male Moniker with the BOLDED phrase
something is fishy...

Kotodoctor:
Over know know na just de worry you.

Language is meant for communication.

Did you get the message.

He got your message and I expected you to also get his message too, it was clearly stated!

" He who laugh last, probably didn't get the joke"

Who knows how many layers of Foundation she must have laid, before this Roofing

doctorkush:
You are broke so the reason her yansh dey learn work. But the man don upgrade her so that her bonga yansh don fleshy prompting the man to Bleep her steadily thereby reducing himself to bonga...

If I had a sexy girl with me, I did Bleep till i turn bonga and pass out...

So bro, get your lazy ass up and go work for money...

GBAM!!!
The Kush Doctor has spoken, after some diagnosis and analysis, coupled with several years working experience in the Ministry of Nack-Nack....

This guy is handling this Fresh "B" poorly, just like the way PMB is handling Nigeria's economy. He needs to step-aside for someone who can handle this Freshness Appreciatingly!!!

Question is; Who Can Do Better Than This Guy

Preshy561:
yum yumm

Oh My Gosh!!!
Thank God say na Fine Fresh Babe, dey longer throat for my thing...

I know say na Alahaji LIE Mohammed kinsmen go full this thread, make I siddon here dey "chow" my Suya, dey observe them...

Mine was @ an event.
Take a look

See am here

Which kain talk be this?
when una wan spoil person market, na so una dey take start...
from 'killer noodles to cockroach in soft drink', now na "Maggot inside milk"
which one next

Sex: MALE
Location: P/H
Age: 33 - 38
Complexion: Dark
Height: 5.7ft


Make I dey wait for my alert

This one na Big Brother Jamaica ( BBJ )

"When the centre cannot hold......"

It's a reflection of the system we have in Nigeria, if any.
Police Recruitments is more of job creation than security.
The kind of Police personnel we have today are the by-products of; Godfatherism, Politicisation, ' undeserved recruits', etc. Add Poor Welfare Scheme to the mix and tell us the result.
Every Police man is left to fend for himself and his family and they do it thru any means necessary...
At the end of the day, it's every man ( police man ) for himself and God for us all!
"Police work Na Your Papa Work, wey you wan die for police work
That's the Mentality n System we have.

I think a picture of what he saw would have been better in helping us understand his sudden fondness for "romantic" names !!!

lefulefu:
u no well

Haba Bros!!!
Take am easy, "na zoke he dey zoke-iyo"

Na you negotiate the deal

Op na your money, abeg flex am. God go provide again...
But how you take do that kind mistake
Name of Bank?
Account Type?
Account Number?

swiz123:
Then you are not a bro, or you are just another descendant of the lying minister.


True BRO 's kiss and tell, at least to their closest buddies.

You might not tell them when you bleep a main chic, but one night stands?? Every guy must discuss this with their friends. Shikena!!

What if the only condition the babe gave for bleeping, is for you to keep it between the two of you and no else should know about it

Another "APRIL FOOL"

For me, I think it is a "get-rich-quick" scheme...
Some sleep with their parents, grandparents, siblings or lunatics...
Them wan hammer "30 Billion for the akkantiyo"

We saw this coming.....
Like Nollywood special [ Magical ] effects, it's almost always poorly executed. No sane mind is really convinced.

Oga Mr. Blogger, make we come your Blog come give our opinions on your opinion...
Wetin you dey think say we be

Maybe the children resemble him Landlord or him Best friend.....

Helpless Almajiri...