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|Politics / Re: Tompolo Wins Multi-Million Dollar Contract To Curb Oil Theft by meobizy: 8:36am|
Men hardened by poverty and sometimes violence find it difficult to turn off their intense stares.
I guess this is part of the local content initiative. I would suggest the use of foreign mercenaries, but those ones will cost many times the agreed amount and leave people like Tompolo with the choice to return to destructive habits. Another benefit of this initiative is Tompolo will employ the ringleading vandals to pose as security agents — transmuting their stock in trade to legal activities.
|Travel / Re: People Talked About What Surprised Them When They Moved Abroad by meobizy: 8:22am|
It was the culture shock at Heathrow airport; seeing more Indians and Chinese compared to any other race.
It was the fact that eight in the evening was no different from five p.m. back home.
It was the fact that the spring weather was tolerable, but once it reached ten o’clock at night, temperatures plummet.
It was the fact that the sun rose at four in the morning as opposed to half six like home.
It was the fact that every location looked the same. I had never seen such a situation especially back home where the norm is a competition to make your edifice look more luxurious than the next man’s.
It was the fact I saw females under sixteen years of age pushing baby carriages and no one saw anything wrong.
It was the fact that everywhere was consciously quiet save for some idiot children and teenagers being rebellious.
It was the fact that people came in differing shades and complexions as opposed to varying tones of ebony.
It was the fact that they spoke English in ways which took a while to comprehend.
It was the fact that obese Caucasians used mobility vehicles as opposed to walking like Africans.
It was the fact their beer was weak.
Many others exist which I could use to bore someone. Those were easiest to remember.
|Sports / Re: Men Put Their Butts On Display While Playing Football (photos) by meobizy: 8:02am|
All to spread joy and laughter within the community.
|Fashion / Re: Mens Derwent Vest To Help Improve Your Health And Style by meobizy: 7:58am|
For this hot Naija? Lol. It reminds me of people who sold compression t-shirts in Nigeria. I traveled out to find out they were underwear for winter time. Ignorance won’t kill my people.
|Celebrities / Re: BBNaija’s Erica Abandons Her Car, Boards Okada To Beat Lagos Traffic To Airport by meobizy: 7:55am|
Lagos is a slum yet these people don’t want to hear.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 6:58am|
Today is the best day for Bryann’s date. Nothing really happens after the Friday night wager task so he can squeeze two to three hours out of the night.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 3:39am|
Sheggz and Bella. Goodnight. I don change channel.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 3:23am|
If Beauty, Cyph and Khalid were still around, they’d stay awake to prepare props for the Friday task. See the serious ones in level one doing their thing far into the morning. There are some serious-minded fellows among the lot in this level. Kess should do and go home. Na him dey first sleep before everybody like Efe.
For this life, at least appear presentable. The least a woman will do if so is enjoy your presence. If you no fine, she go reject you flat.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 3:05am|
Why person never break bottle for this Giddyfia head? Good Lord. My first time watching this level past one hour and I can not stand his neurotic laughter.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 2:53am|
Lol. Doyin can’t wait for Big Brother to merge both houses. E go shock her when level two housemates join in bullying her as usual.
|Health / Re: Snake Bites 2-year-old; Kid Bites Back, Killing It by meobizy: 2:48am|
Another man-bites-dog story.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 2:38am|
Why is nobody dropping updates on level one? There is still activity. Elo must be in heaven now that he can smell Chomzy’s BO. Diana doesn’t sound so exotic for someone not based in Nigeria. Will Big Brother still bring that light skin female?
Deji don go house? I can’t see him anywhere.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 2:09am|
IGoComotYaTeeth:Enjoy your incoming ban.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 2:07am|
Phyna is LiquoRose 2.0. She has a little Karen in there.
Daniella is a very tolerable Jackye.
Amaka na mix of Nkenna and Dorathy. Both very annoying housemates. If she added Dorathy’s always stalking camera positions, e for finish work.
Ilebaye had a little Wathoni, hence always rubbing people the wrong way.
Doyin is Tolanibaj. She’ll soon whip out a Love Machine like her counterpart.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 2:01am|
Ayra Starr bathed in makeup for this advert. It’s funny because she looks so good on TV. Up-close, she’ll look like a kindergartener’s paint canvas.
Wow Detergent. Amazing with a good fragrance.
Rexona. The African Sure. The sign gives it away. Since we bathe daily, the formula is highly diluted compared to the original product.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 1:54am|
Sometimes housemates can’t see in darkness, other times they see clearly like cats. Is there something Kayode refuses to show us?
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 1:43am|
scondy:The show is an opportunity to improve on one’s self. I can’t knock her and Amaka’s hustle. They both have the spirit. Someone like Daniella will kick herself when evicted for not participating in a lot of activities.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 1:33am|
carammel:If she doesn’t gerrit, she should forget about it.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 1:27am|
Bryann wear lipstick? Threebear, come and collect your person, o. Modella likes this boy back. Hearing her talk about her mother watching makes it understandable why she’s resisting. One month in and she’ll lose inhibition. Conji is nobody’s mate and it makes me respect Omashola every day.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 1:18am|
Big Brother should give these people books to enhance tomorrow’s debate. I want to see the real intellectuals out of them. The BBNaija-is-immoral crew will close their eyes and ears tomorrow. It happens every year. I like the way Daniella is speaking, it sounds like she’s telling a poem. It’s also the first time I’m seeing her being outspoken.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 1:05am|
safarigirl:This is the thing which made me watch those people. E dey like Sheggella na the only people for that house.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 1:00am|
Once the channel switches to the ex-Islanders, Sheggz and Bella are busy cuddling. Who do these people this thing?
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 12:57am|
Munzy was the Nairalander who claimed all the housemates are forced at gunpoint to party. He went blind every time TBoss sat all Saturday nights for ten weeks. Beatrice was always inside during pool parties and Jackye did the same for a considerable while.
Every year, Threebear labels all the male housemates as gay. I still wonder what the boy’s endgame is. Sha, trolling is fun no matter how pointless.
|Politics / Re: I’ll Lead Nigeria Out Of Darkness’ — Atiku Speaks On Plans For Power Sector by meobizy: 12:41am|
Let him keep the promises till 2080. We’ll vote him then.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 12:36am|
Some people are fun to take the piss on. Add a prison environment and you’ll use them to entertain yourself. Doyin is this season’s own. Ellah was the person for Pepper Dem. Coco-Ice and Gifty were the ones for Efe’s set. It’s good Cyph is outside and seeing things for himself. I go disown the woman.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 12:30am|
It’s now these drawers make sense. The ones the housemates sit on are for clothes while the safe-like boxes are for cosmetics and accessories. After three weeks and a no-show, Modella suppose go house. This is the first time fake housemates are staying longer than usual.
|TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by meobizy: 12:15am|
If Phyna wants this boy’s three incher, all she should do is grab it and he’ll get the message. This is a good example of women not possessing game because men do everything. He, on the other hand, is enjoying pushing and pulling her for kisses. It gives him content.
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