₦airaland Forum

She will get over it. Life is for the living. The dead are gone.

I would rather do it on my head if I still had hair.

1. It has to be.

2. Nairaland no send authenticity at all. Them don post am to appease bored children.

3. Nairaland children no care. Them must create engagement for themselves — mostly in the way of insults.

seanery:
A.I

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Just another day in Mexico. This is not news to me.

Would you?

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Sirchiboy:
Would you accept N500 million if
it meant never having children?

When I enter the afterlife — if it exists — I will come back to tell you. Preachers condemn everything to hell apart from the devices which they use to type lies.

Yes? Do I know you?

Wotowotoman:
Meobizy

After a break up? You’re already a used good. Na to focus on living a lonely life till death. No difference between you and person wey carry disease.

Toolegit123:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders. Of late,my fiancee and I broke up and I've been considering about going into a new relationship. I must really say all the time I was with my ex,I was so commitment to her to the extent that I didn't even have time for any other woman. She knew that and Peru that must be one of my weaknesses she saw.

But the truth is that it's been over a month we ended the relationship and I really long to go into another's relationship as an escape route for me to stop thinking about my ex.

So,my questions to you my fellow Nairalanders,how long should a man wait before going into another relationship after a break up? Is it right to find love as soon as possible considering the fact that the it was my ex who ended the relationship for reasons only known to her?

Nlfpmod obembet Dominique mynd44 Seun Dominique nlfpmod obembet Dominique.

Zero police escort? Come on.

Soaps are a lot of fun. I was never one to rotate bathing soaps until my job had me traveling from hotel to hotel frequently. Each new bar is a unique experience. It’s like skimming through pictures on a phone: each viewed, a digital reminder of something you did or a place you visited. I was once snobbish regarding soaps, believing cheap ones were inferior to expensive counterparts. I watched a video which made me realize that soap was soap. Every bar possessed the ability to wash off 99% of germs from one’s skin. Medicated soap was no better than beauty soap. Marketing at its finest. Now, I’m all about fragrance — the longer the smell, the better. Foreign Joy soap smells for twelve hours on skin; our indigenous variant, an hour at most. I once had lunch where white people were seated. It seemed they drowned themselves in shampoo. Different brands, but shampoo nonetheless. Their scent bubble was a ten-foot radius. The smell was too much of a good thing.

All these cooked up tales require proper relaxation before consumption. When I ready to sleep, I go read am.

I can’t wait to watch the event.

A.I. write-ups won’t kill us in this forum. What is the spam bot’s role again?

I’ve heard claims of this sort since the military administration. Politicians will never run out of words. Arm yourself. Only you know the worth of your life and properties.

Take your sad news to another day. Let me enjoy my holiday first. I don’t know why Nigerian reporters enjoy trying to soil days of joy with their constant reminders about reality.

A forum has lasted for twenty-one years without any form of original content. Of course, it’ll go deep into gutters to source for engagement.

This girl well so?

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Them plenty. The only problem is most aren’t Nigerian-centric. The Nigerian subreddit spends all its time worshipping akatas and complaining about Nigeria instead of allowing discussions branch organically. Still, that place trumps here in IQ, decorum and grammar.

Bukola94:
Which forum is better than nraland?

I learned this since 2014. Surprising that twelve years later, someone wants to educate Nigerians. One thing about us is ignorance fights back. Less than a hundred people will accept the truth.

You’re on a very long thing.

AmeboBlogger:
no, but i must market Zyke!

Guobe, post sure game.

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Why do you then frustrate yourself by coming here? Remain there since the place sweet pass Nairaland.

AmeboBlogger:
Honestly, my problem isnt even with the UI of this site, its just fine that way, but i hate the fact that doest run like a democracy(tommorow's democracy day sef )
I'm just coming from Zyke, the supposed Nigerian reddit with a handful of active users. If you misyarn dem go downvote your opinion to bottom pot. E no too get mods like that.
I just wish we had the ability to upvote and downvote some opinions

No wonder the phone rang without an answer. The woman accomplished her mission and dipped far away. Double wahala for dead body since Nigerians no get conscience.

You go explain tire.

tunjistev:
Those ppl can lie ...... They freed them yesterday night after paying ransom. The met popo on their way coming out of the busy. Popo take them to station take their statement. DPO called CP in the presence of the victim yesterday night say him don rescue the kidnapped victims, the victim shouted for DPO and he immediately cut the call. Only for Popo to mobilize convoys this morning enter mountain side and make that video.

Good news. The kidnappers are cowards. If they know you’ll shoot back, they’ll head for the hills. Too many Nigerians are docile and will rather pray for help than put action into any goal.

What did those criminals want the baby for?