Send me your address, I’ll mail sniper to you.

That’s how women her age look.

Bandirao:
Wow I am just curious and want to know something new thanks for answering, between why did you seems pained have I offended by asking? Why did you direct your life frustration to me

JAMB question.

Okay. Send me her number let me talk sense into her head.

Giveaway wey every beneficiary na OP alternate account, is that one giveaway?

The loonies left the street. They now reside in corridors of the internet.

It’s true. Now go home and cry yourself to sleep. Soak garri first.

Likely cancer. Sad. Their season was called Big Brother Nigeria not BBNaija. It was a relic of a time when Nigeria was picked to headline a huge South African show. Now, we don’t need invitations for such, we are high priority guests.

Nothing concern me. Cway jugs all the way. Our tap is from a borehole in addition to consuming bottled water wherever I go. I won’t fault sachet water, however many companies which produce it should face other forms of business instead.

My internet dey mumu. I no fit watch.

I don’t care.

Salted crackers and Chivita juice.

All of a sudden, every idiot child on Nairaland is a Northerner. This forum na comedy. ROFLMAO.

No point caring for who doesn’t care for himself.

I don’t watch soccer. Pointless thread.

That this is news here shows that many of you are wasting your lives. I pity you all.

Not surprising. I will create an incineration centre for Aba. If my effort is challenged, I will know people are gaining from the current state of things.

Last last, everybody has a price.

Nothing new.

It met my expectations.

I’ve never taken the Deadpool series of movies as serious. This installment was an amazing popcorn flick. In all honesty, the worst to me was the first part. I found it a snooze fest. The other offerings got better, this or the second part being the best in my opinion.

A gun would end the matter quickly.

If people make money off a problem, it will never end. This is a good example.

Nairaland spreading lies again. I curse you children.

Unemployed people have all the time in the world. Thank God fate delivered me out of the situation.

Free him for what? Let him carry his cross. He knows what he was arrested for. I dey laugh one fatty for Sango Ota. If oyibo look him matter, he no go fit physically run talk less of hiding.

They are lords while on the prowl, yet look like drenched rats when caught. Idiots.

Una go type tire. LWKMD.

The same ISIS that took responsibility for Nairaland’s two-week downtime? I laugh in Estonian.

He looks like any other healthy black man. Oyibo really try with their sports science.