People have been deactivating in droves. It’s why that person found a scheme to deactivate easy exoduses. God pass am, last last. By the time somebody sees four million members highlighted with only one hundred active viewers at peak times, it won’t take more than a few glances to put two and two together.

There must be something inside this thing that no one has cared to teach me. Why do people’s fathers and grandads act stupid over the organ between every female’s thighs? See a legitimate African billionaire disgracing his fans. Kai, I cannot understand this. Dangote is also not immune.

People are surely benefitting off this situation. Nobody can tell me otherwise.

Truvelisback:
I left by deactivated my a/c after a Nairaland fraudster cloned my a/c and defrauded a Nairalander. I was wrongful accused of it, so i had to create another.

Good to know.

E sure me die say this go make front page. Them wan mark register again.

Truvelisback:
Came where?

You claim Truvelisback, where did he go?

Woman no dey Nairaland.

One loss out of three total fights means nothing. Let’s see how far the person’s career goes. Thirty-eight is old especially for a combat athlete. I don’t see much of a promise when it is put in regard.

AcadaWriter:
I love women on low cut and dyed hair

Seun, look at this animal using a bot for reasons known to him. Your spambot will never detect these types, it is my innocent write-ups it recklessly flags while banning my account. I know you won’t do anything past deleting and hiding. Your forum will soon come under attack again. Watch and see.

Truvelisback:
True talk. Money 💰 is the challenge. I had the opportunity to do mine because my church conducted a free test for members and invited guests.

Which tests exactly?

Obiedun:
Where is the money to do test? Besides which of the test?
Blood test?
Pelvic test?
Abdominal test?
Eye test?
Ear test?
Sugar test?
Urine test etc?

Which ones are pelvic and abdominal tests again?

The last time Truvel came.

Sapasenator:
I could vividly remember at about the time I was 15, going to 16-year of age.

I had grown up with a friend called Samson, he was about 4 years older than and his dad was a pastor at our our local church.

Samson was always rigaling us with tales of his sexual escapade and prowess with women and he seemed to always had his way with them girls.

We would listen with gleaming admiration on our faces. O how we envied Samson with all the girls he was having. As a 16 year old, full of raging teenage hormones and no girlfriend at the time for a release, the closest I came to sex was in the Mills & Boons romance novel I would read at the time.

I would always fantasize after reading and made sure to hide this books from my parents or else, I go chop better beatings.

One day, Samson promised to take us out to a popular Ashawo joint in town. O boy, I was visibly excited like I had won the US visa lottery. At last, I was going to lose my virginity to an Olosho and have something to brag about.
I prepared and never let my parents know what were were on about.

So on the D-day, we dressed up and off we went to this popular ashawo joint, immediately we stepped in, all the ashawo girls recognized Samson and started hailing him. Dude was feeling like a celebrity grinning from ear to ear like he just invented something important. I could hear Samson shouting "WETIN" "WETIN" while the mumu boy was grimming like some celebrity.

Me, I was definitely at non-familiar territory and immediately, I began to have regrets and double minds just looking around the immediate environment and the girls were even smoking God knows what.

Samson was escorted into a room by two ladies he had selected. Me being a shy boy and left alone by myself, I was tongue tied at first and never knew what next step to take, do I just walk up to an olosho and select?
I was lucky one of the ladies noticed my clumsiness and sauntered up to me, "na your first time be this"? I nodded!

"Follow me, I go treat you well"

Na so I followed the olosho with my mouth agape in wonderment same way Isaac must have followed our father Abraham when he was to be offered up as a sacrifice.

At the same time, my dic*k was visible excited and in full attention, anticipating any warm wet hole to bury itself. Teenage confit na bastard I tell ya,

I was going to have my much awaited first sex yeah! At last, I was going to practice all the knowledge I had acquired reading Romanse novel as a teenager.

My hearth was thumbing heavily against my chest and I did not know what to expect. Meanwhile, I could hear Samson and his two olosho screaming in the other room.

We got into a room that was dimly lit, she told me her price, pulled

Young boy, your price na N50 do you agree, I nodded my head in agreement, truth was I would have agree to anything at the moment.

After that, she positioned her palms on the edge of the bed, pulled down her panties and waiting for me on a doggy style level to bring out my dic*k and bury am inside the bottomless pit.

At that moment, I didn't know what happened to me, shall I say I came upon a crisis of conscience, or maybe it was the lack of emotions on the part of the lady, I just lost interest in the whole misadventure and my dick went flat. I suddenly became afraid to continue as planned I appologized to the lady, told her I changed my mind.

See the kain look wey she give me heehn.

She stretched her hand demanding for money and I gave her the 50Naira. Na so I ran away from the place and ever since then, I have never patronized an ashawo joint.

I just couldn't have a mechanical erection devoid of passion or emotion. If I don't feel anything for you, it's not gon happen.

Condom was not even offered and maybe I would have contracted STDs at the time.
I never told my friend Samson that I chickened out at the last minute, him to laugh me to scorn.

People of God, na so God deliver me o.

Fabricated story. Sha, at least you children use Nairaland to hone your skills.

ABMC:
The first thing to realize is that money does not guarantee happiness or love. While financial stability is important, it is not the only factor that leads to a successful relationship.

Here are some tips that can help boost confidence and improve the chances of finding a meaningful relationship:

1) Work on building self-esteem: This can be achieved through self-care, self-improvement, and positive self-talk. Exercise, eat healthy, practice good hygiene, develop a skill, explore a new hobby, etc. Speak kindly to yourself and focus on your strengths and accomplishments.

2) Learn to communicate effectively: It is important to express feelings and thoughts clearly and honestly. Practice active listening and be open-minded. Engage in conversations with women you admire and show interest in their lives.

3) Focus on building meaningful connections: Seek out women who share your values and interests. Build connections based on commonalities and shared experiences rather than solely on material possessions.

4) Take risks: It is okay to feel vulnerable and take risks. This can mean asking someone out, expressing feelings, or trying new things. Remember that rejection is not a reflection of your self-worth, and it can lead to new opportunities and growth.

Remember that confidence is attractive, and it can take time and practice to develop it. Focus on building a positive self-image, communicating effectively, and building meaningful connections with others.

ChatGPT.

My God. You children are so lazy.

ayjay45:
Please advise my self esteem is dwindling by the day, I feel ashamed of myself everyday.

I am 26 years and broke, whenever I see a girl I like these days I don't do anything about them because I don't have money.

I'm scared of thinking how to make a relationship work without money.

And I'm also scared of being broke shamed by these ladies.
I wish I was born into a rich family like dangote or otedola.

Please advise me

Do giveaway. What is that your shoe size again?

The house has no greenery. Sha, beautiful edifice. Once I japa, na steady bungalows I go build before erecting any storey building. One doesn’t know if arthritis will develop in future, I don’t want to be caught off guard.

Igbos are doing well trying to catch up with the other majorities. Yorubas and Hausas are West African tribes. Fulanis are present even in far East Africa. Igbos sometime in the eighties started branching out of the country for business opportunities.

Looks like fun. I don’t believe in spirits, but I’d do it for the experience. Isn’t Ka3na ebony toned? Why are her legs light brown in the video.

People who cannot swim will not reject life saving equipment. Make she lie another one. The dead tell no tales. It’s anything she says which we’d listen to unless in a case where videos prove otherwise. The clips I’ve seen show everybody in canoes without life jackets. She’s obviously lying.

Any rubbish makes front page on Seun’s Nairaland.

Congratulations to someone doing the black race proud.

Aunty is seeking attention again.

This guy is too old for a sporting career. He should find something corporate to engage in.

The boy no get better taste.

Topic to mark attendance.

Na she lose, last last.

Men use their big brains to make life easy for themselves. It’s no wonder why she’ll envy his lifestyle. The same Bobrisky that idiot children on Nairaland are foaming in the mouth over has kpenshed many Nollywood actresses.

Onila, take your time. I’m warning you.

What can I use it for apart from asking it stupid questions?

Edoziesmart:

Is he using the Bobrisky name for any official stuff like passport, nin, BVN , voters card etc? Bobrisky is just his nickname and anybody can go with any nickname but cannot use it for official stuff unless proven otherwise eg Kanye west (Ye).

The point of this argument is what?

Idris Olarewaju Okuneye is a man. He was caught and sentenced for Bobrisky’s actions. Bobrisky is a woman. Bobrisky is a woman played by Idris Olarewaju Okuneye. If the police arrest Tyler Perry, will they sentence him as Madea?

This thread was opened using a mod’s alternate account. Somebody is carrying out a census.