This boy lives under a rock.

Meh. I saw her in a movie once. The booty is eye catching. After forty minutes, I got bored, wondering what else she had to offer. That “backyard” is her whole personality.

jmoore:

How many years can it last before the batteries need replacement?

I am yet to find out. The setup is only a year old.

Funny how a minority can be so vocal. Less than a percentage of the populace hold the opinion. The media magnifies their voices to seem like the majority. I don forget all the news channels I dey usually follow. Peace of mind is the best at the end of the day.

More grease to his elbows. When our family plumber got a full year contract with an oil company, he stopped answering our calls. Money full ground for menial labour if one catches an opportunity.

Construction work full everywhere. Enter site and learn a skill to make legitimate money. To hustle honestly no be insult.

utitofonsunday:


Old ke, see fresh babe!

Every older man I know chases younger females. I’ve never seen younger or older men who prefer older females. Anybody who claims otherwise is lying and is an incel.

jmoore:

What is the capacity of your installation and cost?

1.5M. 10kVA.

It’s obvious you stay in your bedroom and craft these topics. You are not exposed and are not ready to be.

She don old. Her body don strong finish. 6.

Her actions don’t affect my life. More grease to her elbows.

Correction: It will kill unserious businesses. Any business capable of generating a million Naira has the capability of installing inverters and solar panels. Three months now, I haven’t touched my generator or depended on NEPA. Haters try to come up with excuses to why my experience is a lie. Make them give themselves comfort.

Can Nairaland survive a day without posting political news? I believe it is impossible. The unserious mongrels here will complain if such takes place. It’s not like the constant flow of politician worship helps their existence in any way.

Another Sunday with Christian lies everywhere.

You go still chook prick inside dirty hole again. Carry on.

If it’s his child, he’ll learn to accept it. His mother is happy to be a grandmother, he should wear his big boy pants and start being a father.

Catching an obese female is easy. End of story. Most of the men didn’t put effort in catching women when younger. Obese girl after obese girl fell for them so it became their type when they grew into adulthood.

Marry Onila. Una go dey create mumu topics every day.

Komu1048:



Please how can I create multiple accounts, sometimes I want to pass messages without using this account, despite being here for years, Just give me a breakdown.

You’re a child on Nairaland. I should ask you instead.

See the face. One can tell he is a stubborn child. He’ll learn by force.

She caught depression, started losing weight then along the way decided to become healthy? She was weak-minded to begin with. I doubt she’d stay long in her health journey. The first thing she’ll do is cheat on her chubby chaser due to irresistible male attention. I’ve seen it happen multiple times.

Good riddance.

Can you children not post the same boring topics for one day?! Please!

The arms are for idiots to kill each other. There are people who will never amount to nothing more than potential worm food. Let nature take its course.

Stuck or remained? They chose to stay. At this point, they are honorary Nigerians.

MrCork:



It dont make sence...how csn i be gay when u no i wannto yansh u..please apply sence. I only fuk women. Am in nigeria next month & if u come over to my hotel...i will pay u a cool N20k...cash..if u sleep overnight..i swaaar!

I dey fold arms look you. Gay lord.

If your reaction isn’t silence or imprisoning the troll in real life, he/she won.

Nairaland became trash when cheap Chinese phones littered Nigerian markets and twelve year olds were gifted them as hand-me-downs.

MrCork:


SAY WOT??
How can i be gay when u clearly no i wannto nakk u.....i even offer to pay u N10K cash but u yet to reply.
do u read up side down. Are u ok ma??

You’re gay, sir. Mighty gay, sir. (No offensce).

He should try a transformer next.

School shootings are a situation which Americans now see as a way of life. Their government doesn’t care. Their leaders’ children are normally homeschooled and safe from such. If any of these retarded whites cause the death of my future children, I will land in prison for slaughtering the pig in broad daylight.