These meals mean nothing to foreigners. They will not prefer our offerings over their local delicacies. At most — in a best-case scenario — they will be added as variations.

These people were the ones who taught us to lighten or emphasize on situations using choice of words. No wonder. The funny thing is a good percentage of their population is so illiterate that a Nigerian can teach them their God-given language.

That's a serious filter she used. She no know she don old.

mrvitalis:

Why not make tinubu rule western nigeria
Atiku northern Nigeria
Obi eastern Nigeria

Let's see who would progress more

That will be the equivalent of making them presidents already. Atiku will want that. My idea is making them deputy presidents with assigned duties. It is more of a step above senators only that they make decisions without prior approval from anyone past the sitting president. The men will be on a probation period of sort, hence will be forced to act to the benefit of the masses.

Where is the product to begin with?

Is the PH refinery operational to begin with? This is like building extra rooms in an uncompleted house.

All of a sudden, every child on Nairaland visits a gym. ROFLMAO. This place na comedy.

I climb my bed when I’m bored too. Is this a gender specific thing?

A one-man presidency is a flawed system. It never worked for us and never will. Why don't we try new methods? Are Atiku and Obi serious about trying to rule the nation? Give both of them deputy presidentship roles aimed at tackling our poor power supply. Two heads are always better than one, right? Let's put the saying to practice. If they can't come up with a solution in four years, there is no point of them contesting in 2027. We should not allow any trickery of them fixing the situation in the fourth year in a bid to steal an election win. We require a two or three year sure fix. If that works, both men can battle it out in the next election to become Tinubu's successor. How about security issues? Get another set of two men promising to turn the nation around, assign them the co-presidents' role aimed at securing the nation. Let's see what magic they conjure. Little by little, using such system, the country will get back on track.

Since such setup involves a little thinking, nobody will attempt it.

How is this news if the joint is a bakery? Useless Nairaland.

#SouthyThings. Thamsanqa people. Not relevant news to Nigerians.

Lies. That one drunk did it in a far flung village does not mean the number is high. Men have differing preferences. Only romance novels sell the fantasy of two brothers wanting the same woman. It is mostly one woman wanting two brothers in reality.

We’re slowly edging into the era of Nigerians running two jobs to make ends meet.

Which country will attract them? India surely doesn’t have the economic power. European countries like Sweden will rather stick to their own. Yankee has the money but e go purge their belle when doctors move en masse from the UK.

Goodbye, boys. The stupid company obviously capitalized off colonialism.

Okay. What’s for dinner today?

Nairaland is a trash bin.

Bad wife na epidemic for Naija.

Stupid question of the week. Just another day on Nairaland.

Information of no use to a Nigerian.

l swear, this forum is full of weirdos. You children are not properly adjusted.

Officially the first. Many have existed before.

One bedroom. Convert the kitchen to a bedroom.

It's always people from one tribe who think of creating unnecessary shortcuts in the chase of wealth. Oyibo wey design that spacious kitchen understand why.

That person needs school before Jesus. Good thing anything boyfriend and girlfriend miss my way. I wouldn’t cope with toyed emotions.

Hmm. After this, BBNaija.

He's there replying a troll who hasn't passed JAMB yet. He get time.

Post young women and not old cargoes.

The school no get teachers?