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Autos / Re: Rest In Peace Gazuzz by meobizy(f): 6:56pm On Sep 13
August 28, this was posted. He was forgotten on the 30th. Nairaland — though a useless platform — is a moving train. If you don’t post anything in two days, you will automatically be forgotten. The only activity you will experience is one or two mentions a month or two later. The man has been dumped in history. He won’t even be remembered for wasting otherwise useful time here.

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Politics / Re: One Of Nigeria’s Most Dreaded Bandit, Halilu Buzu Neutralized (Graphic Picture) by meobizy(f): 6:49pm On Sep 13
It was his time. I don’t understand what a foreign national is doing terrorizing Nigerians. Was he a kidnapper, robber, terrorist or what? What was his aim?
Culture / Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by meobizy(f): 6:47pm On Sep 13
MrCork:



No big deal..you will stll be fukk sir!!
Gaylord. You are so gay that you don’t even like girls.
Family / Re: My Worst Enemy In School Turned My Husband- Lady by meobizy(f): 6:17pm On Sep 13
…and we should?

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Romance / Re: 16 Year Old Girl Refuse To Get Pregnant by meobizy(f): 6:16pm On Sep 13
Don’t feed trolls.

SultanOfAbia:
She is in jss2. Her mother is a family friend of ours. She comes around to help with chires in the house.

I really kicked off with her around may this year but due to work and constant movement I had no time for her.

I finally got to bleep her, and it was horrible
Her pussy was too tight for me and her reaction to my penetration was a huge turn off. Despite the awful first attempt she still insisted that she wants to do it again.

Spent 1k on KY lube and decided to give it one last chance. This time around with lube everything went well. Infact I ended up cumming inside her at the first round.

That was the first and only time I had sex with her and I was truly scared if she gets pregnant
Well, it's been 5 months since I cum in her and she has no sign of pregnancy whatsoever.

Got me thinking out loud if I'm impotent or is she on birth control??
How possible can a 16 year old be on birth control at that age??
Is it advisible for me to do a sperm count test.
I'm worried if i can't get a 16 year old pregnant then it might mean I'm imporent?

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Politics / Re: FG Declares Monday A Public Holiday To Mark Eid-Ul-Mawlid by meobizy(f): 6:14pm On Sep 13
Long weekend things. I didn’t see this coming.

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Culture / Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by meobizy(f): 6:12pm On Sep 13
MrCork:



You right...juss get yor yansh ready for Group Intimacy sir!! angry
Colourful like a rainbow. Gay!
Culture / Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by meobizy(f): 3:29pm On Sep 13
MrCork:



Whaa thaaa fuukkkkkkk....ARE U SAYIN MEOBIZY IS A FAGGGGGGGGGGʻGGGGOT??......THANK U SIR...he will be the 5th fagggggot this year & we goin to set him up & erase!!!!!(((REAL TALK))) angry

Meobizy,
you faggggot,we goin to set u up & we comin for u sir!!!!!..THANK ME LATER

anyone ever seen dyin faggggggot..especially when they cry with woman voice...we gono get him!!
MrGay, you are so gay.
Politics / Re: I Can’t Be Receiving Salaries For Doing Nothing - SA In kwara Resigns by meobizy(f): 7:34am On Sep 13
An honest Nigerian. A dying breed.

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Health / Re: Men, Do You Bathe Before Going To Bed Everyday? by meobizy(f): 7:33am On Sep 13
As your mind deems fit. Don’t overthink it.
TV/Movies / Re: Where Is Jumoke The Bread Seller? by meobizy(f): 6:25am On Sep 13
Her fifteen minutes ran out.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by meobizy(f): 9:22pm On Sep 12
Darkprime:
So a lot of people have called this season out to be trash in many ramifications, and honestly speaking, I couldn't agree more.

I believe there's a couple of things that can be done once this season is over to make the show look fresh, and feel more intense and highly competitive, while maintaining the spirit and vibes of Big Brother as a show, as well as letting us see more emotions and strategies from the housemate.

I'm pretty much done with housemates coming to the house to eat, snooze, look pretty and do low effort or low stakes tasks, then come up with forced showmances.
Money and prizes should be a luxury in that house and not something you are likely to get at least twice in a week.

Now here are my pitches:

- Go on a break for at least one or two or even three years, with the promise of a return. Hardcore fans will feel the show's absence and will be eagerly awaiting the show's resumption. Casual viewers, people who have lost interest, and even haters of the show will take notice of the show's absence. When the show returns, I believe it will be a major topic of the summer for a great portion of the population. The following changes to the game structure can then be made.
- Encourage nominations to be discussed among the housemates throughout the season, not just a couple of weeks. Let the housemates talk in groups and come up with plans on who they want gone, whether for personal reasons or for game reasons. Let it become a part and parcel of the nomination process. Many people don't know the amount of drama that can be realized from this change alone lol.
- Limit the number of housemates nominated every week to just three. I don't know why Biggie loves putting half the house on the block. With fewer people on the block, it will be a bit more clear who the house targets are, and with fewer targets or spots on the chopping block, the housemates will have to think strategically about who to nominate and why. We might be seeing more calculated moves and blindsides, making the game more exciting.
- Following from my second point, there should be a tough competition among the nominated housemates and three other housemates selected by random draw on Wednesday every week, two days after the nomination ceremony. The winner will have the power to either save and replace a housemate with someone else on the block, or leave the nominations intact. Tactically genius housemates can exploit this to their advantage. Voting by the public will start on Wednesday night after the competition and close on Saturday night.
- Introduce brand new twists that can stir up the pot and potentially even lead to conflict in the house in the early weeks. For instance, the recent face to face nominations that Biggie did was cool, but I honestly feel it would have produced a stronger effect in the house if it was done much earlier in week 1 or 2. Housemates are just getting to know each other in those weeks and a twist like that can set the tone for the nature of the relationships inside the house. Production should watch and learn from the British and Australian versions on how to implement creative twists to shake up the house.
- Speaking of twists, they should try as much as possible to avoid twists from previous seasons of BBN.
- Also, and this is just a personal annoyance of mine, I feel like the number of sponsored tasks are too many. Production should either reduce, or if you asked me, completely remove them. I prefer the BBA era where it was all about arena games and wagers.
- With the exception of the wager (which Biggie should be making very difficult to win especially if the house wagers 100%), tasks in the house should always come close to putting the housemates on edge. Test their mental resolve, physicality, endurance, and even their trust in their fellow housemates. There are challenges designed to do just that.
- Less table shaking from Ebuka. I feel like he does too much these days. Or even if he must, it shouldn't blow up anybody's game outrightly. He can make loose references without calling names, or ask interesting or ambiguous questions that can make people second-guess their strategies.
- Let evicted housemates know who nominated them. For the life of me, I don't know why this element of the show was abandoned. It's another good setup for conflict when they want to do their reunion the following year.
- I don't know if this is the case already but I feel like housemates who make it to the final week of the show should be guaranteed some cash as a reward, like a small fraction of the ultimate prize money. It will incentivize them to work harder to make the final five.
You go type tire. Production gives zero bleeps.

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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking’s Sister & Husband Killed By Gas Explosion Caused By Thunder by meobizy(f): 9:15pm On Sep 12
If no burns were present, maybe gas suffocated them to unconsciousness. I don’t believe all these disjointed stories from bloggers who dropped out of university.
Culture / Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by meobizy(f): 9:03pm On Sep 12
MrCork:


Bro i fukk Meobizy anyday...so are u sayin u cant/wunt smash bobrisky if she flex her yansh round yor face?......i beggggy!! undecided
You, my guy, are utterly gay and cannot be redeemed!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by meobizy(f): 9:02pm On Sep 12
Achigoxtech:


Yes, he's the taller
Chai! I will laugh if he bounces on Sunday. She’ll pump votes like someone betting on his favourite team to win.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by meobizy(f): 7:33pm On Sep 12
ObinnaT:


I don’t know them by height but the one with better hairline.
Lol. For her sake, I hope it’s the shorter one.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by meobizy(f): 7:33pm On Sep 12
Achigoxtech:


It's Ozee. Please throw some votes for him
Is he the taller one? She doesn’t care about the shorter one.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by meobizy(f): 4:48pm On Sep 12
Abeg, which of the Mbadiwe twins was nominated? My cousin has been crying over the matter, but she can’t tell who is who. Is it the taller one?
Romance / Re: How Do I Forgive Myself Over A Breakup? by meobizy(f): 4:39pm On Sep 12
MrCork:




Meobizy juss call me gay becozz i ask to fukkk her twice before she gimmme blooowjob so i can cummm in her mouth........how is dat gay??..AM CINFUSE!!! undecided
You’re gay, my guy. Admit it.
Romance / Re: Inside Sex-fuelled Holiday Hotspot Where Brit Women Aged 20-70 Romp Day & Night by meobizy(f): 2:00pm On Sep 12
Not my concern. Brits are horrible looking people, both genders. It’s always the ugly ones with bad breath and missing teeth you see in these destinations. The acceptable looking ones are in their island of a country, mixing with each other and living life.

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Culture / Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by meobizy(f): 1:54pm On Sep 12
MrCork:


No am not gay, never. U no av been tryin to fukk u for over a year now...serioosly, am a nice guy, we need to fukk. I will pay u...N20K..cash..i swaaaaar! undecided
That is gay, sir. You are gay.

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Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area? by meobizy(f): 12:02pm On Sep 12
Why do you want to know?
Celebrities / Re: I Attempted Suicide Because Of A Motivational Speaker – Warri Pikin by meobizy(f): 12:00pm On Sep 12
Women are just a bag in insecurities. Take care of yourself as a man, achieve all your goals then settle down later in life if you see a biological need. Don’t listen to parents, relatives or friends who will trick you into marriage before reaching life targets. They want you to become a hostage in a man-made institution.

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Culture / Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by meobizy(f): 11:26am On Sep 12
MrCork:


We need to fukk...serrioosly..its about time. How many childrens do u like & do u were thong please?
…but you’re gay. Why?
Celebrities / Re: Video Of A Female Bodybuilder Lifting Verydarkman by meobizy(f): 11:23am On Sep 12
Threads like these expose the bingos who loiter this forum daily. Time is money. It is the second most valuable asset a human has after health. Waste it and you may regret in the future. At this point, Seun can’t pay me enough for the time I waste here.

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Culture / Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by meobizy(f): 10:51am On Sep 12
MrCork:


YOU AGAIN!!!
Meobizy, lets yansh nah? Why are u wicked like this..dont u have heart?? undecided
Why are you gay?
Culture / Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by meobizy(f): 3:46pm On Sep 11
Where is the lie in the statement?

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Health / Re: Woman Slumps, Dies While Sharing Testimony In Lagos Church by meobizy(f): 3:45pm On Sep 11
She was likely lying so God called her for questioning.
Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Boy Stabs His 38-Year-Old Lover To Death In Edo Hotel by meobizy(f): 8:54am On Sep 11
Maybe she groomed him and he decided to lash out. Nigerians don’t care about the psychological aspect of situations, we quickly brush them off as spiritual attacks.

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Sports / Re: Boyfriend Accused Of Killing Rebecca Cheptegei Also Dies From Burns by meobizy(f): 8:52am On Sep 11
They will resolve their issue in the afterlife. He must’ve been dumb for him to also catch fire along with the victim. Maybe it was a petrol explosion which the media sensationalized.
Romance / Re: She Was Sexual Purity Advocate, But Was Cheating On Her Fiance With Hemp Smoker by meobizy(f): 8:59pm On Sep 09
I knew it was fiction from a mile away.
Romance / Re: Bride’s Wedding Dress Causes D!straction At Her Marriage Ceremony(photo) by meobizy(f): 8:51pm On Sep 09
Akata things. E no suppose concern us. We are culturally different from those heathens.

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