₦airaland Forum

nwabobo:
@ Aigbofa,

Actually, Ogbunigwe was originally designed to be an anti aircraft missile.

I thought it was initially conceived as an anti-grass missile

Which one again?

Even if it was originally designed as an anti aircraft missile, how come it came out looking like a tractor? Was the designer confused? I dont get it dawwwwwwwwwwwwwg

manny4life:
Ain't nothing wrong with Dr. Phil, unfortunately Dr. Phil don't treat "Wounded" because he ain't a real doctor   but earned the right to be called one. Actually, since I decided to consult with a real doctor - Dr. Oz, on the contrary, me think you should see Dr. Phil because you seem so obsessed about others proving something that has been written onto the "Nigerian Archives"  

Actually Dr. Phil is a certified psychotherapist with specialization in cognitive behavioral therapy which is a form of treatment for emotional wounds. If I am not mistaken, I think he is a clinical psychologist. Obviously, you are confused as to the types of wounds there is, no wonder you cant differentiate a fire cracker from a tractor.

Is this the real you or you just like to act d/u/m/b on NL?

^^^DOnt worry,

I am what my white friends call Mr. BBC?

You grab?

Well when I come back from the club, hopefully, I get lucky, I will surely post it or we can do it this way;

Whats your BB PIN?

razznaija:
. I have never come across a Nigerian, born in the U'S that can speak their language.

I have come across plenty. Even when I was in secondary school in some rural area like this in the heart of Oodualand, we had a couple of 'tokunbos' who could speak the language wella, even though they were visiting Naija for the first time.

^^^

You fall my hand.

That is nothing? You are regressing, not progressing.

What is wrong with you Blazay?

Lets see that clean shaven 'vessel' of yours.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=794190.msg9557473#msg9557473 date=1321304518]the whole thing sounds very weird to me.

if indeed he did it, then i doubt he's discriminatory in his approach, meaning it would be any female and race in sight, not only white blondes.

if he prefers blondes then he wouldnt have stayed 43 years with a black woman.

a bit late and rather d.aft to start comparing him to white males with all this he prefers blondes talk.[/quote]Who doesnt like blondes?


When he married his wife, he was a nobody and no blonde would have given him a second look. But once he became the president or NRA, not yinbonyibons, he went after what he had always wanted, Blondes.

BTW, I love blondes, stupiddd, tall, and beautiful.

Crossroads of life = Quarter-life crisis

Now it all makes sense.

Aigbofa:
How idiotic is this? Are you this retarde.d? All you need to complete this show is to post pictures of yourselves in your grass skirts to go along with your ogbunigwe.
Dum.b arse cavemen.

That Obunigwe thing looks like a tractor? Is it?

lateef4me:
Dayokanu,Ekt_bear,Bluetooth,Gbawe,Jarus and all yoruba guys on dis forum,where are thou ?

Ekt_Bear is not Yoruba.

He is akata. His first name is 'shaniqua' or something along that line.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onhatuvyB-s?version=3&hl=en_US[/flash]


Ibo people sha, they will do anything to stay anywhere but Alaigbo?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onhatuvyB-s?version=3&hl=en_US[/flash]


Ibo people sha, they will do anything to stay anywhere but Alaigbo?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=795755.msg9555742#msg9555742 date=1321287877]I don’t mean to be rude but I bet homebased Nigerians cannot relate to Michael Jackson unless he had Tribal Marks. Can you imagine MJ with Tribal marks? [/quote]Why are UK based Nigerians so stingy?

Why is Mr. Cork, c/o/c/k/l/e/s/s?

ode remo:
Left nija when u guys were in your panties ,[size=18pt] bought the t shirt[/size],seen the film and all.

You left Naija so you could buy a T-shirt?

LOL

Jealousy go kill you.

^^^

Ogbeni, wan ti tu e le?

Time to beat common sense into ya stupidd head.

Sagamite:
You are a cretin!

May Obantala punish you.

Obatala, not Obantala.

Ode oshi

Cretin, what[size=18pt] is[/size] all[size=18pt] these [/size]rants?

Nuff said!

WHoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Blazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


LOL

Blazay don kill me oooo

See those Tattybojangles


[img]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=570921;type=avatar[/img]

Wow. . . Thats impressive

^^^

Why are you getting so emotional.


Time of the month?

^^^

When can I play with them, FOR FREE

Make it happen Blazay?

You are free to 'Sandusky' me, if you want

BootyOnMe:
Good other countries are not oblivious to the degenerative states of Nigerians and Nigeria.

Blazay, why are your bo/ob/ies so big? lump much?


let me help you with my newly patented mouthectomy. I am the world expert when it comes to removing bosom lumps with my mouth. Most times, i just suck the lump dry

I normally charge $[b]69,[/b]000 to remove lumps. But for you, I will do it for free.  If you are not satisfied with my service, you owe me a b/l/o/w-j/ob

Deal?


[img]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=570674;type=avatar[/img]

^^^^

SUp Tpia, how was your weekend?

Se awon boys fisi fun e?

Abi ofi won paaa ni? Ma shee yen mehn?

^^^
Is this  where you feel appreciated and dignified with your imaginary anthropology knowledge?

When your mates were busy going to school, what were you doing? Doing 'alomoko' with brother Suraju from adjacent street?

Igbeyin lo n d'oloku ada.

See your life? NL intellectual of no repute? OAU drop out


How much do you get from parading yourself as NL's anthropology intellectual?

WRT your nerves? Lets go there!

^^^ All these fly-by night anthropologists have started again?

[size=18pt]ALAIGBO RANKED 4TH GLOBALLY IN HOSTAGE TAKING[/size]

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The American Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) has given Nigeria the fourth position in its global ranking in Hostage taking and kidnapping.

The FBI did not disclose the three countries ahead of Nigeria in the ranking, but it explained that the cases of hostage taking across the world have been under-reported.

Speaking in Lagos at a lecture organized by the Hubert H Humbert Fellowship Program Alumni Annual lecture at the Nigerian Institute of International Affairs (NIIA), an FBI agent, Ms Jennifer Dent, disclosed the ranking of Nigeria as number four in the world in hostage taking in Lagos, also identified Nigeria as the greatest threat to cyber security in Africa.

[size=18pt]Hostage taking in Nigeria assumed a frightening dimension in the wake of the militancy in the Niger Delta, leading to incessant kidnapping of expatriates working with oil firms and affluent Nigerians or their relations.
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[size=18pt]Commercial hostage takers kidnapping people later emerged and the scourge spread to the south-east[/size].

According to local news agency, The Vanguard, Dent shared the story of how her experiences in Nigeria has been quite unlike any other, having worked in nine different African countries including Rwanda.

Posted to Nigeria in 2009, Dent recalled how her first Christmas vacation in the United States was rudely interrupted by a call with the unexpected news: A Nigerian youth, Farouk Abdulmutallab, had just attempted to detonate an explosive on board a Detroit, USA bound aircraft on Christmas day.

The FBI agent said the experience of the September 11, 2001 bombings of the World Trade Center in New York had people blaming the lack of cooperation of the various security agencies for the mishap. That consciousness, according to her, is therefore brought to bear upon the training provided to Nigerian security personnel by the FBI working in Nigeria. Fielding questions, Dent gave kudos to the EFCC, whom she said has been working tirelessly to improve Nigeria’s image.

Another United States Consulate official who spoke in a lecture entitled The Challenges of Law Enforcement in Nigeria: Taming the culture of Impunity, was its regional security officer, Brian Buchnam, whose previous international postings included Haiti, Iraq and Rwanda, where he worked with Dent. Bucknam also shared his experiences while working in the police in the United States, saying working in the police department of a major city is “nothing like the movies in Hollywood”. He concluded, however, that nothing prepared him for the “Al Qaeda in Lagos”.

According to him, many officers join the police force with great passion only to have it diminished fifteen years down the line due to frustration. Furthermore, he expressed faith in the Nigeria Police, and enjoined fresh entrants to “Join the police for a higher purpose”.

“We have a lot of power. We can arrest people, we can kill people if it is justified, therefore we have to remember that with great power comes great responsibility… Character is what you do when no one is looking. Let it mean something if you make an oath. Police is a direct reflection of the community”. He added that police in a modern society needs a lot of skills because their job requires them to wear a lot of hats in different situations, including those of a doctor and marriage counselor.


http://www.channelstv.com/global/news_details.php?nid=30141&cat=Local

ode remo:
Like i said 84, who the cap fit let him wears it. Chikenna.
Vanity upon vanity , all is vanity.
Dont care about masterp or the game or luda.care less.
Rip to the dead.

I would feel that way too if I was living in Nigeria, with no good roads, no exotic ala White, Asian, Indian, Spanish chikatas, no 24/7 electricity, no way to make out with oyinbos at your local bar while smoking weed on the patio after having settled the bouncer. I feel ya pain bro. One day god go answer your prayer too, them go give you visa. I no say you are frustrated with your visa denials. Dont worry, dont give up. One day dem go asnwer your prayer. or you can do what I did, rapala wole with 'oja.'

logica:
Are you sure you were not mugged in Chicago too? There was no area I wasn't at home in Chicago. . . West-side, South-side and North-side (where most Nigerians are). Matter of fact I didn't like North-side much because that was the "white" side of Chicago. I hear Camden is rough but I wasn't impressed. I passed through a few times while I lived in Philly.

North side is awesome mehn, great chicks and lovely atmosphere.

West side? I was close to the West 'burb area, you know the Stroger area? not bad.

Camden is off that hook.

logica:
Yep. But I think DC is worse than B'more. From what I hear Detroit is worse; dunno since I never went there. But Chicago is definitely on the same level as DC. But I felt safer in Chicago than in DC; dunno why.

I thought Chicago was safe too, but clearly there were no go areas. There were places I tried not to venture into. Didnt spend much time on the south-side. Yeah, Detroit is crazy, but not as dangerous as Camden.

logica:
Ode. Why won't you get mugged. Your hands are shaking over a person's post and you don't even know how to read. I wonder if you understood the topic at the conference. You are just a troll anyway.

How long did you spend in Jail?

And what happened? Did you mug someone?  Are you posting from jail?

Ode oshi, I doubt you've ever traveled out of naija? Wanna feel among?

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=801465.msg9543477#msg9543477 date=1321143807]see how you are clearly in love with me. stalking me into every thread.[/quote]Of course Jenifa, who wouldnt?

Just tell me about Temptations. I am planning on going there. EVer been there?

^^^^

SO you've been to the Prison? OMG, look at who I am talking to. My hands are shaking already. I am not used to people like you. Not at all. How was prison?

I was at at one of the buildings on Pratt street in downtown, very close to Hopkins.

That area on my way to my conference was where I got mugged. Maybe it was you, who knows?

^^^

I grew up in Ajegunle. There I mug people, not the other way round.

You have no idea.


BTW, Where in Baltimore did you go to?

I was in DC/Baltimore area

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=801465.msg9543277#msg9543277 date=1321141813]yea that's messed up.

seems like robbery though according to the story. his wallet was stolen[/quote]Jenifa, how was temptations?

Do you go there often?

Answer me now

AA are the worst set of people I have come across in my life.

Was in Baltimore recently and I was mugged by these low-lives.


Thank God I dont have to deal with them often. Very despicable group of people