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omo this story is old o!!!
we've been done a LONG TIME AGO!!
Seun pls remove this topic!!

I Wanna F*** You - Akon ft. Snoop Dogg

I Wanna F*** You - Akon and Snoop Dogg

I think it's disgusting!! I get men coming to church just to see me,
I'm like I'm not God!!
I guess the reason why men go to church to find their soulmates, and
make no mistake about it, so do women, well I think the reason is
because most people want someone who is God fearing, and you
immediately assume someone in church is God fearing, many times
that's not the case, but you can be the one to hit jackpot with a
lady or a man that is really genuine in the Lord.

ask me in about 5 years, I'll have an answer, HEHEHEHEHEHE!!

I've always been taught to go into a relationship with the final destination as marriage (ma mom hammered that in ma head)
So wen I "fall in love" with a guy and I start dating him, of course marriage is always topmost in ma mind.
I don't like the concept of changing bfs anyhow. Infact I've had only 1 other serious relationship plus ma current one.
I wudn't have broken up with ma ex but for religious reasons. He was a muslim and I'm christian.
Ma current relationship is more acceptable by ma parents and I must confess that I'm happier.
I'm in it cos I love him and I want to marry him. And that will always be one of ma motifs in relationships.

how u gunno kno who loves who more? ABEG, sometimes I can swear I love ma boyfriend more than he loves me.
cos he's not has mushy mushy as I am, u kno, he's so serious sometimes, ugh!!

Being good natured, I'd prolly be mad for a while and then decide to raise the child
with him. NO WAY I'm leaving ma husband because of that o!! I do not believe in divorce AT ALL!!

I'd like 4 to 5 children maximum. 2 minimum. I love children!!!

Ma parents used to be the kinda ppl who will say "ehen u can't marry him if he's not our tribe o!"
But these days, their eyes are opening up and they're realizing that it's not about tribe o!
For reasons of religion however, ma parents can decide not to bless ma union. For example, ma parents will
not let me marry a man who's not a born again chrisitian that is well integrated into a living church and confirmed by his pastor.
They would not let me marry any man who goes to catholic, anglican or white garment churches, I wudn't even consider those
in the first place (esp. white garment churches, not to offend anybody). Ma parents are very concious about the spiritualilty of the man
I'm goin to marry and if their spirit does not agree with him, then I have no other choice than to RELAX AND LET GO!!
I trust ma parents judgements more than anything else wen it comes to that sort of thing. After reading sum stories in Late Pastor Bimbo Odukoya's
books for singles, I don't want to make a grave mistake.
So bottom line, I WILL NOT marry against ma parents wishes. PERIOD!!!

This sh*t is funny man!!

I don't care what anybody says, I just cannot imagine being with ma boyfriend for such a long time and not even kissing him. WTF? Are we wood?
Fornication or not fornication, I must kiss ma boyfriend and it is not a sin!!! What the hell's romancing anyways? I don't understand that word,
Is that one of them Nigerian terms again?

The Godfather MOS DEF!!!

I was jus wonderin if there are any Nigerians living in France on Nairaland,
Me don tire to dey see all these franchophone ppl, I'm looking for 9jas o!!

So if u're one holla!

I love piercings!

I've got 4 (both earslobes, cartilege and belly button) and ma parents wont lemme get anymore.
But if I cud, I'd get three more (on ma nose and one on each ear),
The nose one is too obvious, for church, I cudn't wear that be singing on the alter,
I'd be suspended. I don't like anyother piercings apart from those, altho I do think
that guys with eyebrow and earlobe piercings look hot!!!

HAH! This is funneh,

Wassup cu-cuz?!
Wassup fo-folk?!
I lean, I walk.
I drank, I smoke.
Might snap ma fingers
Might clap ma hands.
Don't get it twisted pimpin', this the hood dance,

>>> Do it Do it - Cherish


LOL!!!!!!

M- My

A- Adorable

D- Darling

Wow - Brandy

bluff

Forever - Paul Play

LMAO!!
I remember that, or hitting it on the wall and singing sum "agbalumo" song,
This is too funny!
I remember when Awilo first came out, we would do dance offs
to see "who sabi dance makosa pass", I ALWAYS WON!!!!
, as pa everybody else was "kakara like zuma rock" but me, I was very flexible (still am )

I also remeber that when it was sum1's bday, u'd "baff" dem with a bucket of water and beat the living
shxt outa dem. Once time when it was ma friends bday, the guys were so mean to her.
They filled the bucket with water and poured sand and mud into it and when of dem peed in it.
DEN BAFF AM EHN!!!
Poor gal!! KAI I MISS NAIJA JO!!!
All these oyinbo ppl wey no sabi have fun sef!!

lol awwww tyank u!!

hahahahah!! that's it o!
All dis ppl wey dey say pidgin na rude language,
why I no con dey here since sef?!
Oya make una begin yan me di tings wey make pidgin rude language!
Una neva serious!! AH AHN!! Can u imagine?!

Radiant:
Nico I want to believe you sincerely don't know what pidgen is 'cause I'd prepared another reply for you but changed my mind. Pidgen simply means Broken English garnished with slangs.

GARNISHED!! yes ke!! u con make am sound like salad with dressing! God Bless Pidgin!

yup Kelly!

ikamefa:
@ topic bikinis nahhhhh

i do takinis and boys shorts

the pix shows what a takini is

BLESS GURL!!! Tankinis are the SHXT!!!

stop decieving urself.
OMOTOLA LOOKS LIKE A MOTHER!!