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HAHAHAH!
it's been a while I hurd the word
"fapping" LMAO!
I remember I even became the time - keeper
shortly before I did ma common entrance.

"gbaga gbaga! time for assembly!"
CHAI! that was the shxt!

ahhhhhh ddizzle!
Omotola. . .MJ AHHHHHHHH!!

Genny all the way sha! She's BEAUTIFUL!
Omo-T's pretty. . .end of story!

@ sweetnini
so u're saying ma brotha and
ma bf are gay and they don't kno?

INSULT UPON INJURY!!!

this Afeni guy sef  
if to say na "god" u put
I fo follow u worship am.
But u put "God"
NO O!!! God will punish me if I do that!  
I'm not an idol worshipper!  

lol! thank u guys

@ Seun
lol french ke? NAIJA FROM HEAD TO TOE O!!
I jus live here. . .aspa omo diplomat.
Shey u get?

hmmm

I jus don't like hair in general.
Not even on the chest. . .
that's jus me sha. . .

Some have food, but cannot eat,
Some can eat but have no food,
We have food and we can eat,
Glory be to thee, Oh Lord.
A. . .men.
Auntie come and eat

LMAO!! We used to sing that too!
We even used to add.

Aunty come and eat
Satan go away

j-girl:
Guys in america usually do not shave. For some reason, americans like their men hairy

How can anyone like hairy men?
I can't stand hairy men. EWWWW!
U gotta be smooth!
I don't like hair anywhere. No silly beards,
no funny looking moustache, no armpit hair NO THNX!
I don't fancy leg hair either or arm hair. DEFINATELY
NO PUBIC HAIR!! WoOps!

If ya wunna use nair and veet, e no concine me!
As long as there's no hair lol!

P/S: diddy me not talkin to ya. me talkin ta guys in general.
BLESS!
Where u been anyways

LOL HAAAAAH!

Who remembers?

Old Roger is dead and gone to his grave.
hmm hah! gone to his grave. . .

That shxt was TOO funny!

I remember Eleganza pen. Infact
I prefered eleganza to bic.
AHHH! I loved going to Apapa Amusement
Park for those christmas parties. DAMN!
. . .and father christmas; lol! I used to
pull his beard!

I hated wearing oversize shoes.
I would never do that to ma kids.
What kinda economizing of money
is that one?

OH OH OH! Who remembers "Tales By Moonlight" - Aunty Nkem,
"Storyland" - Uncle Jimmy Solanke and "Speakout".
I actually met Aunty Nkem once wen I moved to Abuja.
She's such a beautifu! woman.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEUN!!  
May God grant all your heart desires
this new year (if they are His will for ur life this is)
Have a wonderful day! Be easy

LOL! damn these things are funny!

@ hot-angel
I went to Early Years Exclusive School Sabo - Yaba , Lagos.
(actually called Early Years Learning Center before)

@ naijacutee
CHAI! u piss fo body? HAHAHA
Me I do "odeshi" o!
Odeshi! E no enter!

Can u believe I still have those Quantitative and Verbal Reasoning books?!
Who remembers Lacombe?

FO SURE I remember Inter Science.
Ma least favorite class was Business studies
and typewriting. Like seriously we had those
bend-down-select typewriters and for goodness
sake in this age, who uses typewriters?
I be typist abi na secretary? Even dem sef no be
computer den dey use now? See me see trouble o!

P.E was fun aspa ajebuta. I wud always
show of ma shoes and stuff momsy bought
from "abroad". LOL TOO FUNNY I TELL YA!!

I keep quiet and start butchering the person
I'm angry with in ma mind. Play all the ways I cud
hurt that person but I NEVER do it.
Then I start cleaning anything close by.
Usually I clean ma room or the kitchen and
listen to rock music.

Mercy or Keziah (even if Keziah is not really an English name)

sorry who?
who's Afeni?

OF COURSE!!

I rememba all those punishments.
I even rememba wen teacher will
beat u with cane and u'll do "odeshi"
or "manchester" and everybody will be
praising you for not crying.
I did that mannnnnny times. 20 strokes of the
cane, NO SHAKING! ODESHI! No tears!
U go dey sing killing me softly for ur mind and wen u
reach house momsy go use cloth and hot
water massage am for u.

I dunno if any of y'all had communal water
buckets in ur primary school classrooms
where everybody fetched from to drink?
And weneva sumone poured the water on the floor
everybody'll start singing:

"den den den iya pour wota away.
       I will teacher for u"

FUNNY SH*T!  

I don't think so

I'm definately not a flasher.
I ain't flashing anything.
OHHH! People don't u kno wut a flasher is?
Flash ko! STRIKE NI!

lilnaomi u're really pretty!  

LOL! I remember "after round one".
Eyah poor jelly shoe. U no panel beat the
okada man head?  

. . .and I totally agree, if u didn't go to
school in 9ja, U REALLY MISSED BETTA! LOL!

HAHAHAHAHA! God! I'm crying o!
This is so funny!!
hot-angel u're really rocking the shoes o!
@ lilnaomi - of course I remember that song!
LOL!!!

I rememba wen I was a solder pssht! lol!

I used to dance cultural dance too. I liked
igbo songs the best. I can't rememba any
of the songs but I can still dance the dances.
I used to do the rope thang too! lol
B4 I show ma seed-like breasts to the whole
school.

HAHA! Who remembers end of year party? DAMN!
I used to look forward to the rice. I can still smell and taste it
sef. That rice was NEVER done! It was always half cooked and
it smelled like smoke. Ma bro & I used to call it "party rice" lol
I even rememba we will buy clothes specially for the end of year parties.
I rememba one time ma mom had a cinderella looking dress made for
me. When I got to school everybody wanted to take a picture with me.

Did any of y'all have fruit trees in your school?
I dunno wut the name of that fruit is but we used to
call it fruit. . .I really liked the taste
Does anyone rememba breaking kernals with
rocks and eating them. CHAI!

I definately remember the big ass pens and pencils.
I used those pens hahaha! And I used to buy special jotter
to write with. Especially wen momsy went to london
she'll bring all the goodies come and others will be envying u.
AH do u remember goody goody?
Do u remember when u took common entrance?
hahahahahahahahahaha!!! who remember's "m&k" aka "gon go"?

Gosh I'm laughing so MUCH!!

LMAO LMAO!!
hot-angel don kill me o!

Bread and Butter HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mister Macaroni!! CHAI!
Of course I remember donkwa. I used to eat that
ALOT!! hahaha! Of course I rememba Fan yogurt.
Do u rememba those Ice-cream guys on their bicycles?
Do u rememba coconut chips? I used to eat that three much!
Infact the other day, ma bro and I were remembering Planta
and Blue band butter. Oh I miss home so much. . .

I carried that lunch box and I also used compass to write
ma name on ma math-set and all ma stuff. At a point we used
to use paper sef. We'll write on the paper and glue it to the
object.Momsy even used to sew our names on our bags
and uniforms LOL!!
LOL! I used to wrap ma books with newspaper for sure.
Altho I very much preferred using NNPC Calendars to wrap mine lol!

AHHHHH! I rememba we used to play "ten-ten" and "suwe".
LOL! Do u rememba basket sandals or bata cortina?
Do u rememba computer or mother care socks?
GOD I'll post more when I rememba them. KAI! those were the days o!

P.S: hot-angel attach the pic of joka jellies. I wan see!

LMAO! I went to CSS Asokoro, Abuja.
Good school dat! (well den try )
Dat our yeye anthem sef. . .

Hail Community Secondary School Asokoro.
Greatest among the best you are.
Admired by the entire great nation.
Our goal is excellence in knowlegde, truth and discipline.
I will never forget you CSS Asokoro, for hardwork in academics.
For the best, hardworking and most diligent staff.
We are best in sports and in morals, UNBEATABLE!

Chorus: Hail thee CSS Asokoro.
Hail thee for discipline.
Hail thee for knowledge, power and light.
I'm proud to be a part of u ooh ooh!!


LMAO!!!

LMAO! hot-angel I'm crying with laughter o!
Ma stomach! CHAI!
I rememba joka jelly shoes. Infact everyone was
wearing them so I had to force ma mom to buy mine.
NICE FRESH BLUE ONES! hahahaha! I used to wear
them with white computer socks to school sometimes.
And I remember those water bottles and those bags.
Do u rememba one bag that was made out of cotton;
almost looked like they sewed aso-oke together.
and someone used to bring them to sell in schools?
Everybody had those! damn! Ma bro and I had our
own. Everybody was jealous sef!

HAHAHAHA! I remember the debates. I liked the "girls are better than boys" one.
Once I even forgot ma points and started sayin "em, so, u kno, em" and
all the boys were laughing at me and all the gurls were angry. .

Do u rememba singing matching songs?

The day is bright is bright and felele
oh happy day the day of joy.
The day is bright is bright and felele
oh happy day of joy! mama jollof rice

LMAO! Do u rememba songs like. . .

Wherever u go! go go gon go!
Whatever u see! sisi eko!
Do not say yes wen u mean to say no!
Baba Ibadan!!!

Oh lawd! Those anybody rememba "baba dudu"? or "super dip"?

LMAO! more to come. . .

LMAO! funny sh*t!

sweet!

lol 20 yr old pregnancy
hahaha!
Yeah. . .I honestly prefer to be skinny
than to have meat hanging out errwhere.

I like to cater to ma man.
I dunno about "mothering" him.
Doesn't mean tho that I'll be his
doormat. I won't have it.

I think he's cute.

I call him "ma handsome giant" (cos' he's really tall. . .and I'm short -ish )
He calls me "ma bootyful shawty"
I call him "papa bear" and he calls me "pooh bear" or "ma wifey"

@ diddy

WE HAVE TO TALK! WHERE DA HELL IS U??

I think piercings are cute.
I personally wudn't pierce ma
tongue or ma . . . ya dig?
I think belly button piercings
and nose piercings are the cutest.
Why do ppl pierce their privates?
that's DEGOUTANT!

oh damn! PINK on chocolate skin is beautiful!
ma bro wears pink and he's DEFINATELY NOT
gay! Ma boyfriend wears pink too and I ABSOLUTELY
love it on him. I love pink on guys.
It's not a feminine color! that's BS!