₦airaland Forum

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@All NL tribal champions a.k.a Awon ode alai nironu, nde anuofia, overgrown ozuos: For all you rustic, unintelligent, tribalistic buffoons who are carrying on your heads, the Civil War issues (a war which none of you experienced), please relocate to your home state and make sure you do not associate with anybody that comes from another tribe, lets see how you will survive. Politicians will always use you to further their own agendas, you morons jump to their defence, some die in the process, in the end they settle among themselves. All these people you keep calling: Ojukwu, Ahmadu Bello, Azikiwe, Akintola, Awolowo, Gowon e.t.c. All died or are living as very wealthy people, their children are already guaranteed secure financial futures. For once in your miserable lives, use your brains to think.

Look at this overgrown buffoons calling themselves '"leaders", the only thing they lead are their stomachs.  I have said this repeatedly, politicians irrespective of their tribes are bastard children of accursed parents. The shoeless Otueke fisherman is incompetent, his incompetence has nothing to do with where he came from. Yar'adua was a Northerner who did nothing, OBJ from the SW also failed. You tribalistic buffoons on NL need to stop getting it wrong.

Goalkeeper: OBJ (Solid as a rock, only conceded one goal in his over 50 year career)

Center Back: Tony Anenih (Tough, uncompromising tackler. Ever present in the team)

Center Back: Diepriye Alams (Clever player, sometimes disguises as an opposing player)

Left Back : Ikedi Ohakim (Spent time as fitness coach during the last season of Otokoto FC. Staked his claim for a starting place in just four seasons)

Right Back: GEJ (Team's weak link, very slow but with experienced personal trainers)

Defensive Midfielder: Atiku Abubakar (Hard tackling player with a "thou shall not pass me" mentality. Lost position to GEJ but is staging a comeback )

Right Winger: Bola Tinubu (Smartest player on the team, always evading tackles from all comers. Contender for role of deputy captain)

Left Winger: Dieziani Madueke (Accurate crosser, highest number of assists for her cabals (sorry strikers)

Attacking Midfielder: Mike Adenuga (Playmaker extraordinare, always looking to create goal scoring opportunities for his fellow players (IBB, Tinubu et al)

Second Striker: Orji Kalu (Never say die striker, always coming back to score rebounds despite rough tackles received)

Main Striker & Captain: IBB (Revamped the entire team. Sharp shooter who never misses, goals aplenty, no cautions in a glittering career)

RESERVES

Reserve Goalie: Aliko Dangote (Always in the shadows, never coming out to stake a first team place but earning biggest bonuses)

Center Back: GEJ (Very loyal to his captain, allows other players to score from all directions)

Reserve Midfielder: David Mark (Ever present in every team, has had limited playing time)

Ghost Striker: Ifeanyi Ubah (New kid on the block, came straight from the academy into the team)

Utility Player: Emeka Offor (

COACHING CREW

Coach: Tony Elumelu and Jim Ovia (Always offering expert advice on investment (sorry, scoring opportunities)

Technical Adviser: Okonjo-Iweala (Expert opinion with access to Champions League teams)

Cheerleaders:

But some of you on NL are over stupid sha, everything to you has a tribal slant. Get this through your blackened skulls: politicians will do anything and use anyone to get what they want, they don't care about the average man on the street. Niger-Delta militants, OPC, Boko Haram, Bakassi Boys were all created by politicians to win elections at all costs and deal with their opponents, its as simple as that. Ethnicity has nothing to do with it.

What we should all be fighting for is better, more responsible governments. I would like to see a situation states control 65-70% of what comes from their land and make little remittance to the F.G, then all these donkeys we call governors will be forced to think of new ways of increasing revenue. Then states like Lagos and Anambra who earn huge V.A.T will hold and use their money for their own projects instead of sharing it.



Food for thought: While we in Nigeria are behaving like hungry dogs over oil issues, sensible nations are doing serious things with theirs. These are pictures of Porsche Cayennes and Panameras used by "ordinary" policemen in Qatar as patrol cars.

@BlackBaron: Thanks for noting the error, Yorubas voted for Olu Falae in 1999. I am from Delta state.

You tribalistic buffoons on Nairaland are so unintelligent, it makes me laugh. OBJ was president for 8 years, his people voted for him massively, what did they get: a big fat nothing. Same goes for the people of Katsina (Buhari, Yar'adua), Kano (Abacha), Niger (IBB, Abubakar) and the same will happen with GEJ. None of these people even transformed their villages, they were too busy stealing for themselves and their families. I hope and pray an Igbo person becomes president in 2015 so we can all finally see that tribe is irrelevant, all Nigerian politicians are bastard children of the same accursed parents. Asari rides state of the art SUVs, has he ever built a borehole for his people? Forget all these people, everybody is fighting for himself. We have all had governors who stole and did nothing, so if they become presidents tomorrow, should we defend them senselessly or look at issues objectively? With all the money that Obj stole, the road to his schoosl is still so horrible, go to Yar'adua's village, you wont believe it ever produced a president. IBB spends all his time in Minna, have no idea where he comes from but I am sure its an eyesore. GEJ was deputy governor, governor, vice-president and now president, has Otueke become Dubai? Lets dump these issues of tribalism and ethnicity, it only favours the politicians and their cronies, it does nothing for us.

@revolt: you truly are a first class slowpoke, how dare you insult one of the very few Nigerians who have always spoken the truth like that? Prof. Achebe is a source of pride and inspiration to every right thinking Nigerian and he will always be. Yes, his generation has failed abysmally but he has always been on the side of truth.

PEACE OUT!!!!

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For me it has to be at Federal Level:
1. GEJ (Lacks the mental capacity to be a councilor not to talk of being president)
2. Dizeani (This useless confusionist has been done nothing but engineer crisis upon crisis)
3. Worgu (This advanced Ogbakiri said they are RULING us and owe us no explanations)
4. Anyim (This fat toad called us hoodlums for daring to exercise our right to assemble)
5. Maku (This first class buffoon said GEJ gave us Facebook)

Another idiotic thread. SMH