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RomanceThe Best Christmas Gift... by Merlissa(op): 1:13am On Dec 26, 2015
One Word Pls

PoliticsRe: Olufunmilola Obe: New York Police Department Promotes Her To Inspector by Merlissa(f): 7:43am On Dec 24, 2015
Congratulations are in order!!
Christianity EtcRe: No Joke: I Ate Moin Moin With Group Of People In My Sleep by Merlissa(f): 7:26am On Dec 22, 2015
gannycute:
sorry, i thought you were joking. So i shouldnt eat throughout the day? But can i drink something
Drink Water
PoliticsRe: THROWBACK VIDEO: Kudirat Abiola Watching Abacha Speech On TV 2 by Merlissa(f): 3:23am On Dec 22, 2015
See how time flies!!!


#RIP
Christianity EtcRe: No Joke: I Ate Moin Moin With Group Of People In My Sleep by Merlissa(f): 3:18am On Dec 22, 2015
gannycute:
thanks, but you dont have to joke with everything.
Does it look like am joking angry
Christianity EtcRe: No Joke: I Ate Moin Moin With Group Of People In My Sleep by Merlissa(f): 3:13am On Dec 22, 2015
It means don't eat through out today..
Forum GamesPlease I Need Your Help (photo) by Merlissa(op): 3:05am On Dec 22, 2015
What's the English name for this game

TravelRe: Amazing Borders Are Must Watch For Everyone by Merlissa(op): 12:50pm On Dec 17, 2015
More

TravelAmazing Borders Are Must Watch For Everyone by Merlissa(op): 12:48pm On Dec 17, 2015
Amazing Borders Are Must Watch for Everyone

RomanceLadies, How True Is This (photo) by Merlissa(op): 12:21pm On Dec 17, 2015
THE POSE!

Music/RadioRe: Which Song Made Your 2015? by Merlissa(f): 12:01pm On Dec 17, 2015
Melo Melo - Olamide

Jamb Question - Simi

Tiff - Simi

Na Go De - Yemi Alade ft Selebobo

Romantic - Korede Bello ft Tiwa Savage

All the songs on Asa's Latest Album

Marry me - Falz ft Yemi alade and POE

MoTrips - Peres Pimeh

Writings on the wall - Sam Smith (007 Spectre theme song)

Collabo - P square ft Don Jazzy


Abeg the list long
RomanceRe: Guys Pls Answer This Question (pic) by Merlissa(op): 10:56am On Dec 16, 2015
DeeTus:
OP, you're a little spoiled and I know it. grin
Haba na
RomanceRe: Guys Pls Answer This Question (pic) by Merlissa(op): 8:17am On Dec 16, 2015
tuminix:
I do draw x-rays sometimes.
Kindly remind me to stay away from you grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Pls Answer This Question (pic) by Merlissa(op): 4:58pm On Dec 15, 2015
donbenedict:
Hahahahha dats fifty shades of perversion cheesy
loooooooools


Answer YES or NO
RomanceGuys Pls Answer This Question (pic) by Merlissa(op): 4:57pm On Dec 15, 2015
Yes or No


grin grin grin grin grin

RomanceRe: 10 Signs He Just Likes You For Your Body by Merlissa(op): 2:57pm On Dec 15, 2015
donbenedict:
Nice one merlissa


Cc
Mrsphyno
Eroticangelina
Jollyjoy
Estharfabian
Nevi12
Thank You
RomanceRe: 15 Signs You Need To Quit The Relationship You're In ASAP by Merlissa(op): 2:43pm On Dec 15, 2015
donbenedict:
Merlissa's posts are always just on point....


Buh the problem is this, female teenagers wont just heed to advice. Cuz they r the ones that are very very vulnerable to "playboys" even if they think they are dat wise enough.


The fact is this, teenage girls will always always get heartbroken at one point. Unless they stay away from guys until dey graduate from university.
Thank you Sir
RomanceRe: 15 Signs You Need To Quit The Relationship You're In ASAP by Merlissa(op): 2:43pm On Dec 15, 2015
Chiefia:
OP... Ur so dumb! I'm disappointed... Go rearrange ur write ups well... And change the topic: it doesn't correlate with the write up... Seem ur writing from experience...
Oga, Pls no vex jor


I would
Romance15 Signs You Need To Quit The Relationship You're In ASAP by Merlissa(op): 12:35pm On Dec 15, 2015
You know when a dude either just isn't that into you, doesn't want anything serious, or can't get his life together enough to man up and make you a priority? But he's a good guy! You should stick around and give it a chance! Nope.

Here are 15 signs you need to get up on out of that relationship, because, and you've heard it before, it's better to be single than in something that's going N O W H E R E.


1. He says, "I'm not ready for a relationship," but you hear, "I'm not ready for a relationship right now, but if you keep trying I might be soon." Chances are he's not going to be ready anytime soon, if ever, and you might just be wasting your precious time aka 20s (or 30s).


2. He's leading you on. The cycle goes a little something like this: He says sweet things that keep you hopeful, but then when you need him the most or ask him to go home for the holidays with you, he's MIA or declines the invite. If this happens once, maybe he has plans. If it happens more than once, you need to hit the eject button. Can't tell if you're being led on? Ask your best friends. They've probably been talking about how Brad has been leading you on for months now.


3. He says, "Jump!" You say, "How high?" If he's a dictator in the relationship, chances are he's a real dick too. Relationships aren't meant to be one-sided; you're supposed to talk things out or decide them together, not let him tell where to go and when. You're a #BOSS(Lady) too, so act like it.


4. You've compromised your standards so he fits the description of what you're looking for. If religion is important to you in a relationship, don't throw that out the window just because the guy you're with currently is a dreamboat who hates church. There is a guy out there who is a dreamboat and loves church — or whatever is important to you — just as much as you.



5. You're always packing a bag to sleep at his house. Who cares if you have roommates and he doesn't, or his place is bigger than yours. It's really annoying to always have to be the one schlepping your stuff over to his apartment every single time. So if he doesn't make an effort to sleep at your place at least sometimes, consider him inconsiderate.


6. You've broken up multiple times all for the same reason. He's not ready to commit. In times like these, I refer back to the book It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken.


7. He only hits you up when you post a sexy IG or Snapchat. No.


8. He's always making excuses for why he didn't text you back or why he can't meet up. And they don't always make sense. If you feel like you're going crazy, he's being shady. Also that's called gaslighting and it's a form of emotional abuse. GTFO!


9. He makes comments about other women's appearances when you're with him. Like, "She's hot," or, "Now that girl's really my type." Obviously there are gorgeous people in the world — men and women — but he's just saying it to your face to bring you down.


10. He cuts you down. He spits comments that belittle you because he's the one who's really insecure. If you leave his place feeling worse about yourself than when you got there, it's time to get out.


11. He never takes you on dates, and only invites you over for wine and a movie at his place. You're not dumb. Wine and a movie is just another name for Netflix and chill, which is fine once in a while, but if he's pulling it all the time don't waste your time.


12. He always takes photos with other girls when he goes out and you're not there. You have no clue why, but he feels the need to make it known that he can still pull girls. He's not worth the stress.


13. He suddenly broke it off with another girl to go out with you. This could mean one of two things: He really likes you and that's it, or that's the name of his game and chances are he could turn around and do the same to you just as fast.


14. He always wants to hang out on a Tuesday night after work when he's bored, but somehow can never fit you in on a Friday or Saturday night. Time to find someone who can.


15. He always starts shit when you do go out together. Whether he has a problem with the waiter or can't handle the way some dude looked at him in the bar, you end up having a miserable time when you go out with him.
RomanceRe: 10 Signs He Just Likes You For Your Body by Merlissa(op): 11:40am On Dec 15, 2015
Mutuwa:
undecided

its just a question,no hard feelings please.. you don't have to answer it,as if its a pending attack..
Am not vexing oooo

I just dey ask question
RomanceRe: 10 Signs He Just Likes You For Your Body by Merlissa(op): 11:35am On Dec 15, 2015
gabinogem:
Do u think it's only the guys that lust over female body!? please think again.
am thinking....
RomanceRe: 10 Signs He Just Likes You For Your Body by Merlissa(op): 11:29am On Dec 15, 2015
Mutuwa:
all out of experience Op?
and if it is nko?
RomanceRe: 10 Signs He Just Likes You For Your Body by Merlissa(op): 11:29am On Dec 15, 2015
iceberylin:
What else should we love for grin

Her job?
Car?
Parents huh
loooooooools
Romance10 Signs He Just Likes You For Your Body by Merlissa(op): 11:23am On Dec 15, 2015
1. He never asks to hang out before 11 p.m. At worst, he just wants you for sex, and at best, he's trying to avoid taking you out on a real date. Keep in mind that "at best" is relative here unless he's a starving artist or something.

2. He's superficial in almost every conceivable way. No, just because a guy is vain and narcissistic when it comes to everything from his clothes to his hobby, that doesn't mean the same attitude also carries over to his relationships. But a pattern is definitely emerging here.


3. You get the feeling that he hates talking to you. Anytime you do anything that isn't sex/cuddling/handling, etc. it's something passive like watching Netflix because you're pretty sure he's doing his best to limit interaction that doesn't involve his penis.

4. Every time he compliments you, it's about something physical. It took you a while to realize that even when he's being nice, he's being nice about your smile, or your legs, or...


5. All your dates are "hanging out at his place." You've even brought it up to him, and he says he never has time to go out. He's always coming up with new excuses — he doesn't want anything serious, or he needs to focus on work — and they're all wearing thin.

6. Your relationship never progresses beyond casual. He never asks you to be his plus-one at a wedding, or brings you to a party with his friends, or introduces you to his parents. It's just lots and lots of (possibly good but likely bad) sex. Because that's all he cares about.



7. He's bragged about you to his friends in ways that have made you nauseated. You've heard through the grapevine that he brags about your sex life, or that he's even shown his friends sexts you've sent him. If it's the second one, it's inexcusable. Break up with him.

8. He leaves if it seems like you're not going to have sex, or doesn't bother showing up. He's never come over when you're sick, and he's basically stormed out when you said you "weren't in the mood."

9. He tries to pressure you into shit you don't want to do. Asking to try anal every once in a while isn't the worst thing a guy can do, but getting angry because you don't want to try things he wants to try is pretty bad.

10. He doesn't respect you. He openly flirts with other women in front of you, or cheats, or ignores your messages for days. That's a pretty strong sign he doesn't care about you, but he's keeping you around for your hot bod. It's also pretty definitive proof he's a piece of shit.
Nairaland GeneralFire On Oshodi- Apapa Expressway(pics) by Merlissa(op): 6:33pm On Dec 14, 2015
Serious fire on oshodi apapa express... very close to cele bus stop...


The filing station beside us STILL selling fuel...

RomanceRe: Lunch Break Game ( Brain Teaser) Winner Gets A Gift! by Merlissa(f): 3:01pm On Dec 14, 2015
Sadly, I haven't breakfast not to talk of lunch...



Until then
Jokes EtcRe: Hillarious Photo by Merlissa(f): 2:29pm On Dec 14, 2015
More money and more jobs....
EducationRe: Join Nairaland BBM English Group by Merlissa(f): 12:39pm On Dec 14, 2015
Nice idea..

2BEFEFD2
CelebritiesRe: Photos: DJ Cuppy Unveiled As Face Of MAJU Women Wear Brand by Merlissa(f): 12:36pm On Dec 14, 2015
I want....


Nice
CrimeRe: OMG!!! See Where Your Water Dispenser Is Refilled (Photo) by Merlissa(f): 12:34pm On Dec 14, 2015
Are you sh*ting me??


Bet Why?
Technology MarketRe: Smartphone That Lasts For 15 Days On Single Charge (with picture) by Merlissa(f): 12:33pm On Dec 14, 2015
tsmall:
Am in love with the phone already. #MyKindOfPhone. cool

Am in love with the phone already. #MyKindOfPhone.
Make sure you throw it away after 15 days ooooo
TV/MoviesRe: Dede One Day Is Dead by Merlissa(f): 12:29pm On Dec 14, 2015
Ha!


Eyah... So sad


#RIP

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