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Chiefia:
OP... Ur so dumb! I'm disappointed... Go rearrange ur write ups well... And change the topic: it doesn't correlate with the write up... Seem ur writing from experience...

Oga, Pls no vex jor


I would

You know when a dude either just isn't that into you, doesn't want anything serious, or can't get his life together enough to man up and make you a priority? But he's a good guy! You should stick around and give it a chance! Nope.

Here are 15 signs you need to get up on out of that relationship, because, and you've heard it before, it's better to be single than in something that's going N O W H E R E.


1. He says, "I'm not ready for a relationship," but you hear, "I'm not ready for a relationship right now, but if you keep trying I might be soon." Chances are he's not going to be ready anytime soon, if ever, and you might just be wasting your precious time aka 20s (or 30s).


2. He's leading you on. The cycle goes a little something like this: He says sweet things that keep you hopeful, but then when you need him the most or ask him to go home for the holidays with you, he's MIA or declines the invite. If this happens once, maybe he has plans. If it happens more than once, you need to hit the eject button. Can't tell if you're being led on? Ask your best friends. They've probably been talking about how Brad has been leading you on for months now.


3. He says, "Jump!" You say, "How high?" If he's a dictator in the relationship, chances are he's a real dick too. Relationships aren't meant to be one-sided; you're supposed to talk things out or decide them together, not let him tell where to go and when. You're a #BOSS(Lady) too, so act like it.


4. You've compromised your standards so he fits the description of what you're looking for. If religion is important to you in a relationship, don't throw that out the window just because the guy you're with currently is a dreamboat who hates church. There is a guy out there who is a dreamboat and loves church — or whatever is important to you — just as much as you.



5. You're always packing a bag to sleep at his house. Who cares if you have roommates and he doesn't, or his place is bigger than yours. It's really annoying to always have to be the one schlepping your stuff over to his apartment every single time. So if he doesn't make an effort to sleep at your place at least sometimes, consider him inconsiderate.


6. You've broken up multiple times all for the same reason. He's not ready to commit. In times like these, I refer back to the book It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken.


7. He only hits you up when you post a sexy IG or Snapchat. No.


8. He's always making excuses for why he didn't text you back or why he can't meet up. And they don't always make sense. If you feel like you're going crazy, he's being shady. Also that's called gaslighting and it's a form of emotional abuse. GTFO!


9. He makes comments about other women's appearances when you're with him. Like, "She's hot," or, "Now that girl's really my type." Obviously there are gorgeous people in the world — men and women — but he's just saying it to your face to bring you down.


10. He cuts you down. He spits comments that belittle you because he's the one who's really insecure. If you leave his place feeling worse about yourself than when you got there, it's time to get out.


11. He never takes you on dates, and only invites you over for wine and a movie at his place. You're not dumb. Wine and a movie is just another name for Netflix and chill, which is fine once in a while, but if he's pulling it all the time don't waste your time.


12. He always takes photos with other girls when he goes out and you're not there. You have no clue why, but he feels the need to make it known that he can still pull girls. He's not worth the stress.


13. He suddenly broke it off with another girl to go out with you. This could mean one of two things: He really likes you and that's it, or that's the name of his game and chances are he could turn around and do the same to you just as fast.


14. He always wants to hang out on a Tuesday night after work when he's bored, but somehow can never fit you in on a Friday or Saturday night. Time to find someone who can.


15. He always starts shit when you do go out together. Whether he has a problem with the waiter or can't handle the way some dude looked at him in the bar, you end up having a miserable time when you go out with him.

Mutuwa:


its just a question,no hard feelings please.. you don't have to answer it,as if its a pending attack..

Am not vexing oooo

I just dey ask question

gabinogem:
Do u think it's only the guys that lust over female body!? please think again.

am thinking....

Mutuwa:
all out of experience Op?

and if it is nko?

iceberylin:
What else should we love for

Her job?
Car?
Parents

loooooooools

1. He never asks to hang out before 11 p.m. At worst, he just wants you for sex, and at best, he's trying to avoid taking you out on a real date. Keep in mind that "at best" is relative here unless he's a starving artist or something.

2. He's superficial in almost every conceivable way. No, just because a guy is vain and narcissistic when it comes to everything from his clothes to his hobby, that doesn't mean the same attitude also carries over to his relationships. But a pattern is definitely emerging here.


3. You get the feeling that he hates talking to you. Anytime you do anything that isn't sex/cuddling/handling, etc. it's something passive like watching Netflix because you're pretty sure he's doing his best to limit interaction that doesn't involve his penis.

4. Every time he compliments you, it's about something physical. It took you a while to realize that even when he's being nice, he's being nice about your smile, or your legs, or...


5. All your dates are "hanging out at his place." You've even brought it up to him, and he says he never has time to go out. He's always coming up with new excuses — he doesn't want anything serious, or he needs to focus on work — and they're all wearing thin.

6. Your relationship never progresses beyond casual. He never asks you to be his plus-one at a wedding, or brings you to a party with his friends, or introduces you to his parents. It's just lots and lots of (possibly good but likely bad) sex. Because that's all he cares about.



7. He's bragged about you to his friends in ways that have made you nauseated. You've heard through the grapevine that he brags about your sex life, or that he's even shown his friends sexts you've sent him. If it's the second one, it's inexcusable. Break up with him.

8. He leaves if it seems like you're not going to have sex, or doesn't bother showing up. He's never come over when you're sick, and he's basically stormed out when you said you "weren't in the mood."

9. He tries to pressure you into shit you don't want to do. Asking to try anal every once in a while isn't the worst thing a guy can do, but getting angry because you don't want to try things he wants to try is pretty bad.

10. He doesn't respect you. He openly flirts with other women in front of you, or cheats, or ignores your messages for days. That's a pretty strong sign he doesn't care about you, but he's keeping you around for your hot bod. It's also pretty definitive proof he's a piece of shit.

Serious fire on oshodi apapa express... very close to cele bus stop...


The filing station beside us STILL selling fuel...

Sadly, I haven't breakfast not to talk of lunch...



Until then

More money and more jobs....

Nice idea..

2BEFEFD2

I want....


Nice

Are you sh*ting me??


Bet Why?

tsmall:
Am in love with the phone already. #MyKindOfPhone.

Am in love with the phone already. #MyKindOfPhone.

Make sure you throw it away after 15 days ooooo

Ha!


Eyah... So sad


#RIP

tsmall:
What next

What next. you throw it away nii

After spending #62,140 bah

so after 15 days what happens?

Happy Birthday...


BUT



That band doesn't go with that outfit..


Have a fabulous day

What are you feeling like sef!!!!

DeeTus:
The game is played between 11 players each and are dimensional. 22 players altogether and someone to act as referee, as in normal football match followed by tactical pattern of the corks. Moreso, it could be a 4-4-2 or 4-2-4 formation depending on how you want to play it.

Interestingly though, I started playing this particular game at the age of 6 with my childhood friend. We had a great passion for it and sometimes ignore our parents call for food.

So, the game starts after placing the corks, two posts, seed that is small ball, that's what we call it. And then any rough tackle is being penalized and cards are given as well. Just like in real soccer.

That goes on. There are also corner-kicks, free-kicks and so on.

You can bring back any cork immediately to its original position of play when lose you possession before I play.

I can score from any position even from corner-kicks. The time-interval for play is 45 minutes each. The same with normal football and there's first-half, second-half, extra-time and penalty-shoot outs.

That is it!

Thank you so much...

I really appreciate

DeeTus:
I played it. What do you wanna know?

awsome...

can you give me in details how the game is played pls

1. "I won the lottery."

2. "You are the best person in the world."

3. "I can only orgasm during a male-female-female party so we should start doing more of those for my benefit. I hope you're OK with that."

4. "I'm angry about something and I'm about to tell you exactly what I'm angry about."

5. "I literally don't care how much time you spend away from me."

6. "Hey, real quick, can you spend the next hour and a half explaining this really nerdy and inconsequential thing to me?"

7. "I think my boobs got bigger."

8. "I'm proud of you."

9. "I didn't believe in true love until I met you."

10. "Let's have sex."

11. "I just got a job as a professional food critic so I guess we're going to be eating out a lot more."

12. "I can't stay mad at you."

13. "I think I'm going to start walking around the house naked more."

14. "I'm going out for drinks with my friends and you don't have to come."

15. "I made bacon."

16. "I've decided I'm not going to put on this Justin Bieber track a third time. I'm done with it."

17. "I have a bunch of really important and stressful things I want to talk about but I know you're going to bed so I'm going to save them for tomorrow."

18. "I support you no matter what."

19. "I think you should turn this room into a man cave."

20. "There's nowhere else I'd rather be than with you."

21. "Look! A magic lamp!"

22. "I just won free pizza for life."

23. "Hey, I think tonight we should try anal."

24. "Oh, you're sick? I believe you and I don't think you're being a baby about it."

25. "Definitely grow your hair and beard out as long as you want. I love when you look unkempt. It's sexy."


Happy Weekend...

Good Day Nairalanders,


I need someone to give me full detail on how to play table soccer


The one we use crown top covers to play during break time in school


pls

Good Day Nairalanders,


I need someone to give me full detail on how to play table soccer


The one we use crown c*ork covers to play during break time in school


pls

i can never forget

RIP ma...


Come oooo


It's 10 years since I left secondary school......


Woow!!

Vivian, I sympathize with you, but I feel it's disrespectful putting the picture of the dead...



#RIP

deyemia:
[size=18pt]I know your type, the type that rape men and bribe them not to report to the police! Thieves pray not to break into your house, yet you look like a puppy dog on the street! So shameful I lyk that[/size]

deyemia:
[size=18pt]Is that what you like in a man? [/size]

shhhhh



Must you annouce

deyemia:
Hello N'Landers,

I have experienced this situation in two of my past relationships and I really don't know what it means.

sometimes While having sex and its getting to about 30 minutes or more, she says "Oya its time to cum".

I know I'm not boring in bed because other tyms with the same person I get praises.

So when I get that, I sometym fake orgasm or just cum so as not to spoil the accumulated pleasure.

what could cause her to want me to cum?

Drug her next time!!!!