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What next. you throw it away nii

After spending #62,140 bah

so after 15 days what happens?

Happy Birthday...


BUT



That band doesn't go with that outfit..


Have a fabulous day

What are you feeling like sef!!!!

DeeTus:
The game is played between 11 players each and are dimensional. 22 players altogether and someone to act as referee, as in normal football match followed by tactical pattern of the corks. Moreso, it could be a 4-4-2 or 4-2-4 formation depending on how you want to play it.

Interestingly though, I started playing this particular game at the age of 6 with my childhood friend. We had a great passion for it and sometimes ignore our parents call for food.

So, the game starts after placing the corks, two posts, seed that is small ball, that's what we call it. And then any rough tackle is being penalized and cards are given as well. Just like in real soccer.

That goes on. There are also corner-kicks, free-kicks and so on.

You can bring back any cork immediately to its original position of play when lose you possession before I play.

I can score from any position even from corner-kicks. The time-interval for play is 45 minutes each. The same with normal football and there's first-half, second-half, extra-time and penalty-shoot outs.

That is it!

Thank you so much...

I really appreciate

DeeTus:
I played it. What do you wanna know?

awsome...

can you give me in details how the game is played pls

1. "I won the lottery."

2. "You are the best person in the world."

3. "I can only orgasm during a male-female-female party so we should start doing more of those for my benefit. I hope you're OK with that."

4. "I'm angry about something and I'm about to tell you exactly what I'm angry about."

5. "I literally don't care how much time you spend away from me."

6. "Hey, real quick, can you spend the next hour and a half explaining this really nerdy and inconsequential thing to me?"

7. "I think my boobs got bigger."

8. "I'm proud of you."

9. "I didn't believe in true love until I met you."

10. "Let's have sex."

11. "I just got a job as a professional food critic so I guess we're going to be eating out a lot more."

12. "I can't stay mad at you."

13. "I think I'm going to start walking around the house naked more."

14. "I'm going out for drinks with my friends and you don't have to come."

15. "I made bacon."

16. "I've decided I'm not going to put on this Justin Bieber track a third time. I'm done with it."

17. "I have a bunch of really important and stressful things I want to talk about but I know you're going to bed so I'm going to save them for tomorrow."

18. "I support you no matter what."

19. "I think you should turn this room into a man cave."

20. "There's nowhere else I'd rather be than with you."

21. "Look! A magic lamp!"

22. "I just won free pizza for life."

23. "Hey, I think tonight we should try anal."

24. "Oh, you're sick? I believe you and I don't think you're being a baby about it."

25. "Definitely grow your hair and beard out as long as you want. I love when you look unkempt. It's sexy."


Happy Weekend...

Good Day Nairalanders,


I need someone to give me full detail on how to play table soccer


The one we use crown top covers to play during break time in school


pls

Good Day Nairalanders,


I need someone to give me full detail on how to play table soccer


The one we use crown c*ork covers to play during break time in school


pls

i can never forget

RIP ma...


Come oooo


It's 10 years since I left secondary school......


Woow!!

Vivian, I sympathize with you, but I feel it's disrespectful putting the picture of the dead...



#RIP

deyemia:
[size=18pt]I know your type, the type that rape men and bribe them not to report to the police! Thieves pray not to break into your house, yet you look like a puppy dog on the street! So shameful I lyk that[/size]

deyemia:
[size=18pt]Is that what you like in a man? [/size]

shhhhh



Must you annouce

deyemia:
Hello N'Landers,

I have experienced this situation in two of my past relationships and I really don't know what it means.

sometimes While having sex and its getting to about 30 minutes or more, she says "Oya its time to cum".

I know I'm not boring in bed because other tyms with the same person I get praises.

So when I get that, I sometym fake orgasm or just cum so as not to spoil the accumulated pleasure.

what could cause her to want me to cum?

Drug her next time!!!!

xest:
Guy laff don naked me here o. Choi,see guying naa. Abeg ur reaction na hm funny pass. Srry bro,nw u don learn. But wait o,na for Computer village?

looooools.... No o... Idumota

Happy New Month Folks,

I used to think that since I was brought up in Lagos, that I can never be scammed but I was so wrong. I want to tell you a story about how got a pack of stones as phone.. I’m sure it has happened to some people but the sad part is they still scam people. The brains they use in devising this method I’m sure if they put it in their business they would do very well (my thought though). If they put this “skill” to proper use I’m sure Nigeria would be a better place..

Back to the gist. So on this faithful day, while I was running an errand my phone battery ran out of power (power banks weren’t reigning then, I do carry like 3 extra batteries so I don’t run out of phone juice lol). Sadly, today I didn’t have my extra batteries to help me and I needed to make some important calls, so what would I do? I didn’t have enough money to buy a new phone so I decided to get those pure water Nokia (Nokia 33something definitely not 3310).

What happened next surprised me (lol). As I was walking along Idumota market road, this guy came with his Nokia C3 (not sure of the number). He told me he wanted to sell it and I needed to get a used phone as back up. So we got talking and I took the phone to make sure it was original (as chinko don get upper hand for Naija). Everything was working fine and it was the original (Halleluja!) Now it was time to discuss price, we agreed for #3,000 and I thought I made a good deal (for my mind)

After the deal, I told the guy that I needed to use the ATM and so he should wait for me. I went to the atm, withdrew some cash and returned to the guy to pay him. On getting back he said he would put it in the brown envelope so that the police in the area won't harass me (biggest mistake number 1) and that I should wait for him to go before I open it (Mistake number 2). I, feeling happy, entered the market to continue my shopping. Being eager to use my newly acquired phone, I got out my sim to swap into my new phone, lo and behold I saw stones neatly packaged into the envelope.

I was beyond shock! I couldn't just cry. I just started laughing to cover my anger. I didn't know just what to do.. I was happy because i made sales and was able to recover my loss.. It's a lesson I'd never forget in a hurry.

What would you have done?

Merl

https://merlscorner./2015/12/07/my-phone-scam-experience/

misspicy:
thats not true...you refused to come

Sweetie.... i didnt receive any invitation ooo

misspicy:
what its you again?
why are you disturbing them now,you did not show up for the _orgy


i don't know lagos so i don't understand VGC and the rest

You didn't invite me for the _orgy na....

Decker:
Are you dumb? Did she say she is in Surulere? And did she say she needed to hook up with anyone?

You guys make things hard for yourselves with the ladies, by your manner of approach.

Biko tell him ooooo

misspicy:
What is surulere

and here she is... catlova, candyrain where art thou

Surulere is rather was the VGC of lagos those days ....

Good Morning my fellow romancelanders...



I was in an argument with some of my friends and I have decided to share it here...



Question: Why do guys think that SINGLE ladies who live in Surulere are RUNS GIRLS


Kindly explain your reasons.....

Find your black and blue way out of the house!!

Maka why??

No more low battery...

Nice one!

RIP

I'd be back

GalzLuvYomy:
Lol no p u can use it,.,daz my xmas qift 4 u in advance

Really.... Thank you in advance tooo

PhonePlanet:
Risk everything...spend nothing

Na so ooo