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 Romance › 27 Porn Stars Without Their Makeup by Merlissa(op): 10:41am On Sep 23, 2015*. Modified: 11:03am On Sep 23, 2015 |
Porn stars always have that glammed up, Kardashian look for their movies, but what they look like before all that hair and makeup might surprise you. Instagram user and professional makeup artist xmelissamakeupx posted side-by-side photos of a bunch of famous porn stars before and after makeup. Turns out, they look just like regular people!
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| Politics › Re: See What Aregbesola Has Done In Osun State (photos) by Merlissa(op): 4:30pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
tpiander:The MALE BODILY FLUIDS are currently on break!!! |
| Politics › Re: See What Aregbesola Has Done In Osun State (photos) by Merlissa(op): 4:04pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
Belmot:I wish I did lol |
| Politics › See What Aregbesola Has Done In Osun State (photos) by Merlissa(op): 3:28pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
This is what Rauf Aregbesola has turned Osun State to
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| Romance › Re: How Guys Unknowingly Lose Their Future Wives by Merlissa(f): 3:49pm On Sep 21, 2015 |
#Noted |
| Crime › Re: Safety Tips On How To Identify Fake Policemen At A Glance. by Merlissa(f): 3:09pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
Thanks for the tips 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Happy Birthday ASA by Merlissa(op): 8:46am On Sep 17, 2015 |
ABOUT French-Nigerian singer-songwriter who was nominated for the 2011 Female Artist of the Year award at the French Music Awards. BEFORE FAME She attended Peter King's School of Music, where she learned how to play guitar in only six months. TRIVIA Her stage name, Asa, means "Hawk" in Yoruba. She was born Bukola Elemide in Paris. FAMILY LIFE She grew up with three brothers. ASSOCIATED WITH She cites Erykah Badu as a huge influence on her music.
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| Romance › Re: 14 Things All Guys Want To Hear In Bed by Merlissa(op): 4:59pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
misssclassy:Oshey! |
| Romance › Re: 14 Things All Guys Want To Hear In Bed by Merlissa(op): 4:59pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
agarawu23:Matthew 7:7 Ask the lady and if she likes it, then go on |
| Romance › Re: 14 Things All Guys Want To Hear In Bed by Merlissa(op): 4:41pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
agarawu23:It works both ways |
| Romance › Re: 14 Things All Guys Want To Hear In Bed by Merlissa(op): 4:37pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
ATMC:How will this keep him? Please explain 'cuz am lost!! |
| Romance › 14 Things All Guys Want To Hear In Bed by Merlissa(op): 4:31pm On Sep 16, 2015*. Modified: 5:00pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
Ladies, Do you want to keep your man happy in bed?? Here are 14 things guys want to hear in bed Thank me later  1. "I'm cuming." They don't just want to hear it, they want to make sure their neighbours hear it too, so scream it. Every guy wants to know he's making you orgasm, and what better way to tell him than explicitly stating you're orgasming, except, you know, sexy? 2. "You're so good at going down on me." We know this is a point of contention for a lot of guys, so it's nice to know we've got nothing to worry about. Men want to hear this when they're doing anything even if it's something mundane like taking out the garbage. When it's something that directly challenges our manhood, that desire increases tenfold. 3. "You're so big." This is in direct reference to our penis, not our overall weight and girth. No one wants to hear, "You're so large that logistically I cannot carry out this primal human interaction, which our bodies were designed for, with you." 4. "Wow, that was the best sex I've ever had." You've got to mean it though. We can tell if you're saying it the same way you would tell your friend Teresa that her meatloaf is good even though it's horrible. Because bad sex is like meatloaf: They're both fucking terrible things that happen to good people. 5. "I've never come like that before." The Guinness Book of World Records was started by men who realized that setting records tickled the basest parts of our brains. Knowing we are your vagina's personal orgasm champion warms the cockles of our heart. 6. "Damn, you just won the lottery." [/b]Literally. We would love to hear this at any point in our day. It would somehow be even better if we found out we won millions of dollars while our penis is in a vagina. 7. [b]"Do whatever you want to me." We will immediately put you in doggy style. (my beau loves when i say this to him) 8. "You look so sexy like that." Whoa, what? Guys don't think they can look sexy, because we're guys. Unless we're on the shortlist for People's Man of the Year, this compliment is pleasantly unexpected. 9. "Did you hear that we finally achieved world peace?" It would be so great to know that human suffering was eliminated within our lifetime. 10. "I can't take it anymore. Let's just do anal." This is just like finding out about world peace, except with butt stuff. 11. "Oh, my best friend is at the door. Can she join?" Yes. Invite all your friends. Is this a trick? 12. "My whole body is shaking." This is physical evidence we did well and we know you're not just faking it. 13. "Can I just give you a Mouth Action?" Did you just ask if you can do all the work while we get to lie there? Yes. 14. "That was so good, I don't even care if you go out to the bar to watch the game with your friends even though I have no plans." We've done it, we've achieved the perfect orgasm.
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| Romance › Re: 11 Things Not To Do When You’re Kissing by Merlissa(op): 5:52pm On Sep 15, 2015 |
justmag:With you join |
| Romance › Re: 11 Things Not To Do When You’re Kissing by Merlissa(op): 4:47pm On Sep 15, 2015 |
buygala:Holy Cow! |
| Romance › Re: 11 Things Not To Do When You’re Kissing by Merlissa(op): 4:15pm On Sep 15, 2015 |
| Romance › 11 Things Not To Do When You’re Kissing by Merlissa(op): 4:12pm On Sep 15, 2015 |
1. Don't put thy tongue before thy mouth. Some people lead with the tongue and I truly don't understand why. The tongue is a garnish: If things are going well with the tongue then cool, use more tongue. Otherwise, keep the training wheels on for a while, lest you scare her. 2. Stop thinking so much about your next move. This is not chess. It's kissing. And while it's tempting to want to overanalyze what the other person will probably do next so you can be #prepared, all it really does is take you out of the moment, which the opposite of where you want to be. 3. You can only take teasing so far before you become a d**k. So when you keep pulling away like you're trying to tease your girl, eventually she's going to feel like you're screwing with her, which honestly? You are. 4. Definitely try to control your saliva so it does not become a river that runs through you both. When guys don't seem to understand this and you only discover that fact because you are drowning in a sea of their spit and you feel like you need a cup to spit some of it into? Yeah. That. 5. If you don't know for a fact that they like hard biting, don't lead with hard biting. A lip bite can be cool but some people don't like it or they like varied levels of pressure. If you're not sure which one they're into, do not sink your teeth into their lips like you're eating steak. Continue: https://merlscorner./2015/09/15/11-things-not-to-do-when-youre-kissing/
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| Romance › Re: When Babe Ask For The Picture Of Your Car (photo) by Merlissa(op): 10:13am On Sep 15, 2015 |
stan241:Am sexy |
| Romance › Re: When Babe Ask For The Picture Of Your Car (photo) by Merlissa(op): 8:06am On Sep 15, 2015 |
ugasonate:How much do you make monthly  2 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: When Babe Ask For The Picture Of Your Car (photo) by Merlissa(op): 8:04am On Sep 15, 2015 |
stan241:Good Morning Stan241 |
| Romance › When Babe Ask For The Picture Of Your Car (photo) by Merlissa(op): 7:38am On Sep 15, 2015 |
Guys what would you do loooooool 1 Like
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| Celebrities › Re: Caption This Tonto Dikeh's Photo At Miss Grand Nigeria by Merlissa(f): 8:41am On Sep 14, 2015 |
Guy: Hey Tonto! I am blah blah blah Tonto: *Straight face mood activated* 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Family › Re: Never Judge A Book By The Cover by Merlissa(op): 4:03am On Sep 12, 2015 |
gidjah:Your right oooo.. |
| Family › Never Judge A Book By The Cover by Merlissa(op): 3:52pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Growing up as a child, my dad always said “Merl, never judge a book by its cover”. I never understood what he meant until I grew up and started experiencing life that I understood the meaning of “never judge a book by its cover”. I have met a lot of people and whenever they share their stories I always thank God for where I am today and I must tell you I have learnt a lot from them and I want to share two stories that touch my heart and I hope we can learn from it. Not everyone was born with a silver spoon and not everyone born with silver spoon makes it in life. These two people have taught me to be humble and also be opened to people. There is this particular bus I enter to work the driver (a young chap) and I have become good friends, we are so close that he calls me every morning to tell me his waiting for me and I have my reserved seat in the front too (that’s what I call customer service… lol) Akin (his name) has been through a lot and I must say, he has made the most and his happy with how far he has accomplished. The first day I entered his bus, it was his dressing that caught my attention, unlike most bus drivers that dress like touts, Akin dresses smart and when he speaks one would know his educated and his very respectful but people don’t appreciate his good gestures. One day during our usual conversation (we have become good friends and we talk a lot) he now opened up to me. Akin is not only a BSc holder, his also a Masters Degree holder (me I still dey save to for masters). I didn’t believe when he told me, until he brought out his certificate (which he carries about… continues here: https://merlscorner./2015/09/11/dont-judge-a-book-by-its-cover/
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| Car Talk › Re: The New Range Rover Sentinel 2015 "It Can Withstand Bullets And Bombs" by Merlissa(f): 8:30am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Sorry |
| Nairaland General › Re: You Need To Play This Game (photo) by Merlissa(op): 5:26pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
kennynelcon:looooools |
| Nairaland General › Re: You Need To Play This Game (photo) by Merlissa(op): 1:57pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Here's mine lol
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| Nairaland General › You Need To Play This Game (photo) by Merlissa(op): 1:54pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
So I was browsing and i saw this game It reminds me of bride price... Play the game and come and declare your assets ooooo link: http://www.declareyourassets.com/ 1 Like
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| Crime › New Fraudstars (photos) by Merlissa(op): 10:38am On Sep 10, 2015 |
Good Morning All, Please beware of this Facebook page... These people don't hear word oooo
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| Nairaland General › Advertising Gone Bad.... (photo) by Merlissa(op): 11:22am On Sep 08, 2015 |
One word pls
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| Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Sends Daughter To Secondary School (photos) by Merlissa(f): 10:04pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Lagoon secondary lekki |
| Car Talk › Re: My Funny Experience Learning How To Drive In Lagos by Merlissa(f): 12:20pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
lol 1 Like |
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