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Once upon a time there was a pupil named Jonathan. Jonathan was quite a lucky chap and witty one too. When his luck failed him, he made up a clever tale. Once he said he had no shoes; he also took advantage by pretending he had no clues. But he was just lazy and loved too much enjoyment.
Jonathan was a truant. He was always late to his classes and never did his homework. While the other students studied, he surrounded himself with ladies. Fascinated by his babes and knocked out by his enjoyment, Jonathan’s school attendance was merely a ruse.
Jonathan was a bad boy. He was the type of student that always scaled the fence. He would be seen in the marketplace, hanging around with other bad boys. Jonathan loved the bad boys. He would defend them, protect them, and surround himself with them...
When they got in trouble and were grounded, he found ways to bail them out. The hooligans loved him as he loved them. He even called them his “siblings,” and real family. He was a thug and never ashamed of it.
Jonathan was a bully. After one of his cunning tales got him appointed as the class president, he raided the class, taking everyone’s shoes then made a shoe store. He told the class he had transformed their lives. “Look at that! Now you have a shoe store,” Jonathan beamed.
Jonathan had a friend named Bafarawa. Bafarawa was a true friend. When the classmates wanted to pounce on Jonathan, Bafarawa said “he is still learning.”
Then one day it was time for the final exam.
Jonathan was not ready. He had used the candle only for notorious deeds. He had burned the lamp oil only to play dice. Jonathan had never opened a textbook. He had never taken notes nor done any assignments. He didn’t know his teachers names, and had no idea what the subjects were.
Jonathan planned to cheat, but he wasn’t sure he would pass. Jonathan was sweating. He was perplexed. He couldn’t see his good luck or wittiness getting him out of this one. He raided the rooms of smart students and carted away their computers and study materials, but that didn’t help.
As Jonathan got more and more desperate, he tried to bring all his classmates down so he could pass by being above the curve, but no one was listening. Not just the class, or the school but the entire community now knew Jonathan. They were all tired of his pranks.
Jonathan figured he will have to study, so he tried his best to do a crash course. He invited gangsters from the neighboring towns to help him out, but that got him nowhere. He borrowed money and bought the best study tools, but it was just too late. He even bought printers to print his homework. The teacher said it was neat, but you passed your deadline.
Finally when all else failed, Jonathan figured the only way will be to get the exam postponed so he can get time to prepare.
Now the election has been postponed through massive pressure...
Questions:
Do you think Jonathan will be successful in getting the exams postponed?
Do you think Jonathan can pass the exam?
What do you think his classmates, teachers and the community will do to Jonathan as he plays his last ‘witty’ games?

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2) Do you speak or understand FRENCH??

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miztola:
Please which market can i get the so called 'husband material'? I need to make an agbada with it.

Thanks for ur honest answer.

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my dear wat other reason do u want me to give u? I up loaded some pictures of the things we bought from our last trip even the guy I helped to buy things for came out and testified even in pictures and then the man I went with also testified and they are all nairanders still u said I have not proved any thing. Now u guys said u want video for the next trip I said ok no problem but then u are sitting there writing wat u like why not make the trip with us and see how easy it is to snap pictures when u emback on a long 3days journey. Thanks a lot though.

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Nawa 4 u oo op! why did you open another thread while the other one is still on? or is it because things was not going as planned. @op on the other thread, you couldn't give us reasons why we should believe in you, tell me why we should believe in you now in this new thread.

Can you pls send the link if the old thread pls

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whirlwind7:
There is ALWAYS a logical and scientific explanation to every sort of magic trick.
In this case, I believe that the bus is a part of the trick. Some hidden mechanisms in the bus aided it.
Im thinking of something that could generate electromagnetic force fields, with similar, but smaller devices hidden under the "magician's" clothes and in his shoes, to create a repulsion to the generated force from the device in that bus.
This in turn generates the force which elevates the trickster.

If he is asked to perform this trick without the bus parked anywhere near him, he would likely decline to.
Im just guessing, but the method employed wouldn't be far from this.

That's why he is hanging unto the bus

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Good Evening, fellow Niaralanders.

This my short story is one of the reasons am NOT voting for PDP!

It all started yesterday when the price of fuel was reduced by N10 (instead of buying at N97 we now buy at N87/liter)

At least it's a sensible move by Oga Jona.. I was expecting it to go lower since the price of oil has reduced below half!

This evening, on my way from work, I stopped by the petrol station to buy fuel. When I got down I saw N97

I told the attendant that the Federal Government said effective today, petrol should be sold at N87. The attendant looked at me and said, Madam we still dey sell old stock

I laughed and asked, so when is the 'New' stock (wondering if petrol us now stock) arriving, he laughed and said madam you still wan buy petrol? Cars dey wait o!

I bought my fuel and drive off. As I was driving I just had to ask why make promise you can't fulfill??


PDP your one vote short as I aint gonna vote for you!


Has the price of fuel reduced in your area??