₦airaland Forum

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
What happened to reporting him to the police Instead of taking the law into your hands. Or dont you realise you are as guilty as him?

the police was dulling

Wisegeek01:
Na ur type we don dey fine tey tey !!
What games have you played . ..

GTA, Needforspeed, CallofDuty, Halo, God-of-war, Crysis

i play assassin creed, god of war, GTA, mortal combat, street fighter, mario, legend of zelda, car race etc

Battery1:
Wil u unclad with me?

No sir!! Not a football fan

Battery1:
I don't knw wat I would hv done without u. Can I watch d match without buyin ticket and hw long wil d match last? U are a darling!

Just go unclad and do wiggle dance..

Your welcome

I once slapped a guy for hitting my Arse...

it ain't his property

Battery1:
Ok..thank u, u are a darling. Is it final dey are playin today?

No o.... Its naked match they are playing

Battery1:
Thank u my dear, pls where is d venue?

Ikeja Under bridge

OP its Nigeria vs Manchester United!

Vicky2k:
I want to Redeploy not on the grounds of Medical, but on Insecurity Grounds since na Borno State dem Deploy me go.

medical is faster... but you can try insecurity... i tot they weren't deploying people there

go get a good doctor's report at government hospital in lagos...

crudedude:
You have your own console?

Yes I do... PS3..

Dearest Toilet

I want to say a BIG thank you for saving me.. thank you for being a great audience to my never-get-to-release album..

Thank you for keeping my secret phone conversations..

Thank you for allowing me to download at highest speed..

Thank you for so many things..

THANK YOU

KazukiIto:
I used that just to humor you. I'm impressed by the way. It's rare (very rare) to see ladies engage in "WASD" or the gamepad ministry. Wait oh!! Seriously, u rock GTA?

I know....

Just about to finish GTA 4... I only get to play weekends cuz I have to go to work... but it's all good..

What games do you play??

KazukiIto:
yea candy crush!

Duh!! That is a MOBILE game..

I play street fighter, mortal combat. Assassin's creed, god of war, GTA etc

Hello, Good day,

A client needs a shop at Aguda surulere??

Budget is 90k/PA

Preferably monthly payment

Thank You

I love video games...

I play anything BUT FOOTBALL..

[Intro]
Oh Yeaah..... ah ah ah...
Is ah big dance hall song in know
Madzart alongside Kevin Lyttle
You know how it is, you know how we go
You know

[Verse 1]
For the longest while we jamming in the Party
And you're wining on me
Pushing everything
Right back on top of me (Yea - hey- ai)
But if you think you're gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
You're going home........
You're going home with me tonight

[Chorus]
SO LET ME HOLD YOU
GIRL CARESS MY BODY
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON....
LET ME JAM YOU
GIRL WINE ALL AROUND ME
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON........

[Madzart Rap]
The girl ya nah go get way tonight
If she think madd man nah go fight
Me done feed she with popcorn and sprite
Now she whar come fly way like kite
Ooh Yea Yea
Ooh Yea Yea
Ooh Yea Yea Yeah
Ooh Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea........

[Verse 2]
One hand on the ground & Bumper cock sky high
Wining hard on me
Got the Python
Hollerin' for mercy - Yea hey - ai
Then I whisper in her ear So wine harder
And then she said to me
Boy just push that thing
Push it harder back on me

[Chorus]
SO LET ME HOLD YOU
GIRL CARESS MY BODY
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON....
LET ME JAM YOU
GIRL WINE ALL AROUND ME
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON........

[Bridge x2]
Girl Just Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss Me, Squeeze Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me

[Madzart Rap]
The girl ya nah go get way tonight
If she think madd man nah go fight
Me done feed she with popcorn and sprite
Now she whar come fly way like kite
Ooh Yea Yea
Ooh Yea Yea
Ooh Yea Yea Yeah
Ooh Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea........

[Verse 3]
For the longest while we jamming in the Party
And you're wining on me
Pushing everything
Right back on top of me (Yea - hey- ai)
But if you think you're gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
You're going home........
You're going home with me tonight

[Chorus]
LET ME HOLD YOU
GIRL CARESS MY BODY
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON....
LET ME JAM YOU
GIRL WINE ALL AROUND ME
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON........

[Bridge]
Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Squeeze Me, Squeeze Me
Hug Me, Girl, Kiss & Caress Me

Cwaya:
I wonder how much i would pay that will be enough!

we split your price money 50-50

Cwaya:
I bet you dont wana be that age now.

Hello Miss,
Good day to you, i'm cwaya and i come in peace .
I just need your vote in Mr. Nairaland Contest.
Voting takes place in Romance Section.
Please Vote Cwaya Tomorrow from 10 am to 5pm.
Thanks !!

How much are you giving for the vote

It's an assignment!

Good Day my fellow Nairalanders

kindly read this blog - http://inmyownwordsblogdotcom1./ and share your views..

It's new but its worth the laughs

Thank You in advance!

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