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Romance › Re: Ladies Pls Comment! by Merlissa(op): 6:37pm On Oct 29, 2014
MrCork:
....be nice to me and i will gladly send u anti agein cream.....clearly u muss be dak skin (no oofense) undecided
I don't need anti-aging cream!! Even if am black, how does it affect the price of meat in the markethuh

Black is beauty cow!
Romance › Re: Ladies Pls Comment! by Merlissa(op): 5:35pm On Oct 29, 2014
MrCork:
...sweeery if u not careful wit that yor village Ghana atitude...u will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER find a man on nairaland ontil u r 50years old...u goat.

...question clearly say: r u light skin...and again..y go on about yor life story.which year did u post thread and i said u was light skin?...pliss don't make me swaaar for u!
angry
Here's your proof

First Class Cow

Romance › Re: Ladies Pls Comment! by Merlissa(op): 5:07pm On Oct 29, 2014
MrCork:
...sweeery if u not careful wit that yor village Ghana atitude...u will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER find a man on nairaland ontil u r 50years old...u goat.

...question clearly say: r u light skin...and again..y go on about yor life story.which year did u post thread and i said u was light skin?...pliss don't make me swaaar for u!
angry
grin grin grin grin

I don't blame you sha! you sound very lonely and desperate!

As a first class cow, your brain cannot remember..

Mr Cow should be your new name!

Have a nice life!

wink wink wink wink
Romance › Re: Question Of The Day by Merlissa(op): 5:03pm On Oct 29, 2014
MrCork:
....STORY...r u light skin? angry
You placed the comment here cow!
Romance › Re: Ladies Pls Comment! by Merlissa(op): 4:02pm On Oct 29, 2014
VickyyB:
Why not? They make a loving hubby.
How? a guy that cries worst than JIM IYKE
Romance › Re: Ladies Pls Comment! by Merlissa(op): 4:01pm On Oct 29, 2014
MrCork:
....sweeery i dint ask u for story....i ask if u light skin ..this is exactly y u fail exams and then blame teacher..

...r u light skin?
angry
You have asked me this same bloody question in one of my trends...

Instead of you whining like a baby, go and check the reply i posted!
Romance › Re: Ladies Pls Comment! by Merlissa(op): 3:48pm On Oct 29, 2014
Annypie:
If
its not an emotive movie,or smtin really heart warming,dah pecipitated
the tears...den i wuld rather nuh see it

i wuld sha do a bad job in consoling and tryna soothe him,i will taunt
him so hard eh,dah he wuld start wailing.nobody,will tell him nt to cry
nxt tym.
grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Pls Comment! by Merlissa(op): 3:40pm On Oct 29, 2014
MrCork:
...are u light skin? angry
What's with you and light skinned womenhuh
Romance › Ladies Pls Comment! by Merlissa(op): 2:41pm On Oct 29, 2014
Can you date a guy that cries worst than Jim Iyke?

Me I know say water no go finish for house!
Health › Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Merlissa(f): 12:47pm On Oct 29, 2014
Can we now move on!!!

E easy to commit suicide??

Bros with GOD all things are Possible

There are people who are out there that are going tru worst situations than you

So be grateful for what GOD has given you, and also have faith in him.. From your last post it shows you don't have faith!

My dear, before you try and pull another stunt like this, go to countries like Mali, Guinea, [b]Sudan [/b]and see what they go tru then come back and think about your life!

You just sound so ungrateful! wasting talent!

Take it easy! Remain Blessed!
Romance › Re: .. by Merlissa(f): 4:31pm On Oct 27, 2014
HUG TRANSFORMER!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 7:43pm On Oct 23, 2014
cirmuell:
I have all this qualities, but I'm just 15 sad
Don't be sad.. Yours will come soon!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 7:42pm On Oct 23, 2014
miztola:
Really? U just had to come spoil this thread with ur post.
No mind am
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 5:38pm On Oct 23, 2014
stupor:
This is the result of getting too high !
Wake up and stop day-dreaming !
Yes boss!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 5:32pm On Oct 23, 2014
Cutehector4u:
Hahahahhahahahahahha........ Are u recruiting for husbands to fill the vacancy of ur lonely life?
Care to apply??
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 5:32pm On Oct 23, 2014
Joshuadon:
see liver grin grin grin grin grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Husband Needed by Merlissa(op):
[center] Good Day Handsome Men in the house!
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I don't want to sound desperate, but am not getting any younger anymore and my great-grand mother and grand mother are on my neck to get[b] MARRIED[/b].

I want to take my time to build a home and be the best wife to that lucky man.

Requirements

He must be God Fearing

He must be hardworking

He must be handsome

He must have at least 10 years relationship experience

He must have 15 years bedroom experience wink

He must be able to speak French (added advantage)

He must have computer knowledge (added advantage)

He must be financially stable (we would make trillion together I promise)

He can drink and smoke (with moderation)

He must be a good dancer or singer

He must know how to fight either Judo, Takwando or karate

He must be serious

He must be ready to court for a while

He must be above 35 years (Wizkid children is a NO NO)

He must have a very good dress sense



Benefits from me


Lovely and adorable children

Our private mansion

Our billion dollar business

My Love

My Trust

My Loyalty

My body and soul


We would get to know more about ourselves as we grow and live happily ever after

My digit 07061034746... Whatsapp
Nairaland General › Re: For Those Born In November by Merlissa(op): 3:40pm On Oct 23, 2014
Richhommie:
Why love child?
According to calculation

On valentines day, when two people are having "Fun" and the lady gets pregnant,

calculate 9 months after....... Gives November 14th smiley grin cheesy wink
Nairaland General › Re: For Those Born In November by Merlissa(op): 3:28pm On Oct 23, 2014
Richhommie:
Nov 14
Love Child wink wink
Nairaland General › Re: For Those Born In November by Merlissa(op): 3:21pm On Oct 23, 2014
dimples2:
I'm here, Nov 6th reporting for... cheesy
Yaaaaaaaay!
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is The Head Boy's Name Always Written Ahead Of The Headgirl's? by Merlissa(f): 3:01pm On Oct 23, 2014
Tallesty1:
Maybe the headboy's head is always bigger
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Girls, Can You Date A Driver? by Merlissa(f): 2:56pm On Oct 23, 2014
neoapocalypse:
Oya answer the question *hiding a cane behind my back*
Yes Sir

He will not remain a driver for long!
Romance › Re: Girls, Can You Date A Driver? by Merlissa(f): 2:52pm On Oct 23, 2014
neoapocalypse:
Is that your answer to his question ?
No Sir! Abeg no vex..

Nah question I asked *Puppy Doll eyes*
Romance › Re: Girls, Can You Date A Driver? by Merlissa(f): 2:51pm On Oct 23, 2014
kay29000:
lol! You are funny.
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Travel › Re: Pls, Where Can I Board The Bus Goin To Enugu, Jos, Calabar And Owerri In Lagos by Merlissa(f): 2:50pm On Oct 23, 2014
dare1998:
Thank you very much
Your Welcome
Romance › Re: Girls, Can You Date A Driver? by Merlissa(f): 2:47pm On Oct 23, 2014
Can You Date a Pepper Seller??
Nairaland General › For Those Born In November by Merlissa(op): 2:44pm On Oct 23, 2014
SWEET NOVEMBER

If you were born in November, Drop your date!

Am looking for my birthday mate November 6th

Happy Birthday in Advance

#TeamScorpio
Travel › Re: Pls, Where Can I Board The Bus Goin To Enugu, Jos, Calabar And Owerri In Lagos by Merlissa(f): 2:39pm On Oct 23, 2014
Jibowu Yaba

Ojota
Properties › Shop Needed Urgently by Merlissa(op): 2:30pm On Oct 22, 2014
Please I need a shop in Iyana Ipaja and Egbeda area...


Thank You!
Car Talk › Re: Golf Cars For 130 On Olx...how True? by Merlissa(f): 2:24pm On Oct 22, 2014

ITS PURE SCAM!!!
Business › Re: Sales! Sales!! Sales!!! by Merlissa(op): 11:28am On Oct 22, 2014
And this lovely Ankara Notebooks!

Business › Sales! Sales!! Sales!!! by Merlissa(op): 11:19am On Oct 22, 2014
Hello Ladies...

All items are available for pick up!

All Items must go

Any item #4,500

To order, call or whatsapp 07061034746

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