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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 5:32pm On Oct 23, 2014
Joshuadon:
see liver grin grin grin grin grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneHusband Needed by Merlissa(op):
[center] Good Day Handsome Men in the house!
[/center]

I don't want to sound desperate, but am not getting any younger anymore and my great-grand mother and grand mother are on my neck to get[b] MARRIED[/b].

I want to take my time to build a home and be the best wife to that lucky man.

Requirements

He must be God Fearing

He must be hardworking

He must be handsome

He must have at least 10 years relationship experience

He must have 15 years bedroom experience wink

He must be able to speak French (added advantage)

He must have computer knowledge (added advantage)

He must be financially stable (we would make trillion together I promise)

He can drink and smoke (with moderation)

He must be a good dancer or singer

He must know how to fight either Judo, Takwando or karate

He must be serious

He must be ready to court for a while

He must be above 35 years (Wizkid children is a NO NO)

He must have a very good dress sense



Benefits from me


Lovely and adorable children

Our private mansion

Our billion dollar business

My Love

My Trust

My Loyalty

My body and soul


We would get to know more about ourselves as we grow and live happily ever after

My digit 07061034746... Whatsapp
Nairaland GeneralRe: For Those Born In November by Merlissa(op): 3:40pm On Oct 23, 2014
Richhommie:
Why love child?
According to calculation

On valentines day, when two people are having "Fun" and the lady gets pregnant,

calculate 9 months after....... Gives November 14th smiley grin cheesy wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: For Those Born In November by Merlissa(op): 3:28pm On Oct 23, 2014
Richhommie:
Nov 14
Love Child wink wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: For Those Born In November by Merlissa(op): 3:21pm On Oct 23, 2014
dimples2:
I'm here, Nov 6th reporting for... cheesy
Yaaaaaaaay!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Is The Head Boy's Name Always Written Ahead Of The Headgirl's? by Merlissa(f): 3:01pm On Oct 23, 2014
Tallesty1:
Maybe the headboy's head is always bigger
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Girls, Can You Date A Driver? by Merlissa(f): 2:56pm On Oct 23, 2014
neoapocalypse:
Oya answer the question *hiding a cane behind my back*
Yes Sir

He will not remain a driver for long!
RomanceRe: Girls, Can You Date A Driver? by Merlissa(f): 2:52pm On Oct 23, 2014
neoapocalypse:
Is that your answer to his question ?
No Sir! Abeg no vex..

Nah question I asked *Puppy Doll eyes*
RomanceRe: Girls, Can You Date A Driver? by Merlissa(f): 2:51pm On Oct 23, 2014
kay29000:
lol! You are funny.
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
TravelRe: Pls, Where Can I Board The Bus Goin To Enugu, Jos, Calabar And Owerri In Lagos by Merlissa(f): 2:50pm On Oct 23, 2014
dare1998:
Thank you very much
Your Welcome
RomanceRe: Girls, Can You Date A Driver? by Merlissa(f): 2:47pm On Oct 23, 2014
Can You Date a Pepper Seller??
Nairaland GeneralFor Those Born In November by Merlissa(op): 2:44pm On Oct 23, 2014
SWEET NOVEMBER

If you were born in November, Drop your date!

Am looking for my birthday mate November 6th

Happy Birthday in Advance

#TeamScorpio
TravelRe: Pls, Where Can I Board The Bus Goin To Enugu, Jos, Calabar And Owerri In Lagos by Merlissa(f): 2:39pm On Oct 23, 2014
Jibowu Yaba

Ojota
PropertiesShop Needed Urgently by Merlissa(op): 2:30pm On Oct 22, 2014
Please I need a shop in Iyana Ipaja and Egbeda area...


Thank You!
Car TalkRe: Golf Cars For 130 On Olx...how True? by Merlissa(f): 2:24pm On Oct 22, 2014

ITS PURE SCAM!!!
BusinessRe: Sales! Sales!! Sales!!! by Merlissa(op): 11:28am On Oct 22, 2014
And this lovely Ankara Notebooks!

BusinessSales! Sales!! Sales!!! by Merlissa(op): 11:19am On Oct 22, 2014
Hello Ladies...

All items are available for pick up!

All Items must go

Any item #4,500

To order, call or whatsapp 07061034746

HealthRe: Dad Does Not Take Salt by Merlissa(f): 4:30pm On Oct 21, 2014
I don't like salt too.. I don't put salt in my food, i use more of seasoning cubes..

It's cause of High Blood Pressure.. Does your dad have HBP??
RomanceRe: Women Who Drink... by Merlissa(f): 3:50pm On Oct 21, 2014
Can they drink spiritshuh?
RomanceRe: Can Somebody Tell Me How To Woo A Gurl? by Merlissa(f): 3:45pm On Oct 21, 2014
Call a girl and WOO her

#Datsall
RomanceRe: Why Is It Hard To Find Smart And Interesting Girls? by Merlissa(f): 3:15pm On Oct 21, 2014
justmag:
Thank God for Google Einstein! angry angry
I no try??

Am sure ladies don't know anything about google..

Come and join me as i play Assassins Creed 3
RomanceRe: Why Is It Hard To Find Smart And Interesting Girls? by Merlissa(f): 3:13pm On Oct 21, 2014
100Cents:
What is the Name of Nigeria's Vice President ?

50% of Nigerian girls will fail this question..
Namadi Sambo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Top 50 Languages In The World by Merlissa(f): 2:58pm On Oct 21, 2014
Mbamally:
1. Chinese 1120 million
2. English
480 Million
3. Spanish 332 Million
4. Arabic 235 Million
5. Bengali 189 Million
6. Hindi India 182 Million
7. Russian 180 Million
8. Portuguese 170 Million
9. Japanese Japan, Singapore, Taiwan 125 Million
10. German Austria, Belgium, Bolivia, Czech Rep.,
Denmark, Germany, Hungary, Italy,
Kazakhstan, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg,
Paraguay, Poland, Romania, Slovakia,
Switzerland 98 Million
11. Chinese,Wu China 77.2 Million
12. Javanese Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore 75.5 Million
13. Korean China, Japan, N. Korea, S. Korea,
Singapore, Thailand 75 Million
14. French Algeria, Andorra, Belgium, Benin, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon,
Canada, Chad, Comoros, Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Djibouti, France, Gabon, Guinea, Haiti, Ivory Coast, Laos, Luxembourg,
Madagascar, Mali, Mauritania, Monaco,
Morocco, Niger, Rwanda, Senegal,
Seychelles, Switzerland, Togo, Tunisia,
Vanuatu, Vietnam
72
15. Turkish Bulgaria, Cyprus, Greece, Macedonia,
Romania, Turkey, Uzbekistan 69
16.
Vietnamese China, Vietnam 67.7
17. Telugu India, Singapore 66.4
18. Chinese,
Yue
(Cantonese) Brunei, China, Costa Rica, Indonesia,
Malaysia, Panama, Philippines,
Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam 66
19. Marathi India 64.8
20. Tamil India, Malaysia, Mauritius, Singapore, S.
Africa, Sri Lanka 63.1
21. Italian Croatia, Eritrea, France, Italy, San Marino,
Slovenia, Switzerland 59
22. Urdu Afghanistan, India, Mauritius, Pakistan, S.
Africa, Thailand 58
23. Chinese,
Min Nan Brunei, China, Indonesia, Malaysia,
Philippines, Singapore, Taiwan, Thailand 49
24. Chinese,
Jinyu China 45
25. Gujarati India, Kenya, Pakistan, Singapore, S.
Africa, Tanzania, Uganda, Zimbabwe 44
26. Polish Czech Rep., Germany, Israel, Poland,
Romania, Slovakia 44
27. Ukrainian Poland, Slovakia, Ukraine 41
28. Persian Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Oman, Qatar,
Tajikistan, U A Emirates 37.3
29. Chinese,
Xiang China 36
30. Malayalam India, Singapore 34
31. Chinese,
Hakka Brunei, China, Indonesia, Malaysia,
Panama, Singapore, Suriname, Taiwan,
Thailand 34
32. Kannada India 33.7
33. Oriya India 31
34. Panjabi,
Western India, Pakistan 30
35. Sunda Indonesia 27
35. Panjabi,
Eastern India, Kenya, Singapore 26
36. Romanian Hungary, Israel, Moldova, Romania,
Serbia and Montenegro, Ukraine 26
37. Bhojpuri India, Mauritius, Nepal 25
38.
Azerbaijani,
South Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Turkey 24.4
40. Maithili India, Nepal 24.3
41. Hausa Benin, Burkina Faso, Cameroon, Ghana,
Niger, Nigeria, Sudan, Togo 24.2
43. Burmese 22 Million
44. Serbo-
Croatian 21 Million
45. Chinese,
Gan 20.6 Million
46. Awadhi 20.5 Million
47. Thai 20 Million
48. Dutch 20 Million
49. Yoruba 20 Million
50. Sindhi 19.7 Million[/b]
Nice!
RomanceRe: Why Is It Hard To Find Smart And Interesting Girls? by Merlissa(f): 2:55pm On Oct 21, 2014
lonngmann:
tell me about Obama's domestic policy
Obama's domestic policies is centred around economic stimulation, health care, fair pay and the U.S. space program.

grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Is It Hard To Find Smart And Interesting Girls? by Merlissa(f): 2:33pm On Oct 21, 2014
Uncle, am sure you no look well.

Yes there are still smart and intelligent people out there. Most of them are shy so it may make the search much more difficult..

I am one of those smart and intelligent ladies out there... wink wink
RomanceRe: Please What Should I Do? I Am Confused! by Merlissa(f): 2:28pm On Oct 21, 2014
Ceasar1:
And you believe him? cheesy

Ha, nobody with a writing skill as good as this can possibly be this dumb. It's a copy and paste story from mumú.com.
I don't believe him o... I dey try give a brother some words of encouragement abi nah motivation!!! wink wink cheesy cheesy grin grin
PoliticsProtest by Merlissa(op): 2:22pm On Oct 21, 2014
This happened about 2 hours ago, some Protestants went to Aregbeshola's Lagos Residence to protest!

I don't know the reason behind the protest but e no go pass Money matter..

In order not be beaten by mobile police (I love my life) I managed to take the shot and ran away!

What's your view on this?

RomanceRe: Please What Should I Do? I Am Confused! by Merlissa(f): 1:46pm On Oct 21, 2014
When sending the next recharge card, leave one number out


and by the way you sound like a confused MUMU.com
PoliticsRe: How To Make Money On Goldmine Resources by Merlissa(f): 2:53pm On Oct 20, 2014
I smell scam!

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