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Christianity EtcRe: David Oyedepo & Oyakhilome Are The Richest Pastors In The World (Top 10) by Merlissa(f): 1:22pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pastor Adeboye nko??
PoliticsRe: I'll Be Next Lagos Governor...pastor by Merlissa(f): 7:35am On Oct 07, 2014
Heaven help those who help themselves..

Dear pastor, help yourself biko!
FoodRe: Pineapple Slicer by Merlissa(op): 5:58pm On Oct 06, 2014
kemtol:
How can i get it, i am based in abeokuta
We can send it down to you... Add us on whatsapp 07061034746
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Much Love Do You Have by Merlissa(f): 11:03am On Oct 06, 2014
BrownKnight:
You can do ANYTHING to get a guy's attention? That screams Clingy.
I didn't say ANYTHING.. And I said most not all o!..
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Much Love Do You Have by Merlissa(f):
Love can't be measured.. I have never been lucky with meeting someone who would return my love...

There are some ladies (me inclusive) when we love we LOVE. We can do ALMOST anything to get the guys attention but guys DON'T return the love sad

#NoteToGuys: if you want a lady to love you, love her unconditionally. Love her flaws, her imperfections

True Love is loving the imperfect person PERFECTLY!!!
RomanceRe: Some Girls Actually Spend Money On Their Guy(s) by Merlissa(f): 6:29pm On Oct 05, 2014
If a girl truly lives you, she will spend on you!

I spend on my boyfriend. I don't believe in him doing all the spending and I do only the receiving.. if we go to the restaurant, I'd prefer if we split the bill!

There are good ladies out there... show her love and she will show you her heart!
BusinessRe: Advise Me Please by Merlissa(f): 12:54pm On Oct 05, 2014
Go and serve!!

It's very important.. Try and work your posting to ibadan, so that way you can serve and work at the solar company... (That's called killing two birds with one stone wink)

Happy Sunday!
RomanceRe: Ladies What's Your Say About Guys/men Who Wear Pants? by Merlissa(f): 6:58pm On Oct 03, 2014
It's a #TurnOn for me wink wink wink
EventsOne Year Remembrance #associatedplanecrash 03/10/2013 by Merlissa(op):
It's a year since the ill-fated plane crash that was carrying Agangu's body to his hometown for burial..

Luckily 5 people survived. About 10+ died in the plane crash and some at the hospital

The plane crashed mins after take off. It would have been a major disaster if the plane crashed into the petrol station! Thanks to the immediate action of the first officer!

And yes Agangu's casket was intact!

We remember the following people


Tunji Okusanya
Chijioke Duru
Kingsley Amaechi
Deji Afolabi
Mrs. E.O. Alabi
Daji Bernard
Deji Falae
Samson Hassan
Olatunji Okusanya

Crew members
1. Capt. Yakubu
Flight officer Oyinlola
1. Engr. Saroh Elaiye
Flight dispatcher Ibrahim
1. Mr. Felix Tatoye
1.Cabin attendant Owolabi
2.Cabin attendant Samson


Owner of MIC and his son with some staff members also died in that crash!


#RIP all

Music/RadioRe: Thread For Lovers Of Asa's "Bed Of Stone" by Merlissa(f): 2:54pm On Oct 02, 2014
She's been sleeping on a bed of stone
By a window where no light goes
She wakes to the row of the traffic rumbling outside
Then she remembers her dream and smiles
Yeah she smiles
On her dress she irons the folds
Same way mama told
Her brothers and sisters
All the way home
And proud of the way she fights
Hardship alone

[Chorus:]
Some hope that they'll let go
Some hope that they don't know
Which way will the wind blow
What will tomorrow bring
What will tomorrow bring

On her feet from dawn to night
Working jobs others don't like
Sometimes she wonders if they know that she's there
The way that they talk to her
Look through her stay here
Almost all the money she has
She saves for the day she returns
She goes through leftovers
When the market is closed
Without caper she knows the police
Will send her back home

[Chorus]

Which side of the road will you land on
What end of the card will you pass down
Nobody knows there's no right way
Nobody knows there's no wrong way
Aha ha ha
Haaha ha
Ibi aye yi n gbe mi lo mi o mo
(Where life's taking me, I don't know)
On yi lo o on yi lo o
(It's going on and on)

[Chorus]
BusinessRe: Ghana Plans To Export Electricity To Nigeria by Merlissa(f): 1:22pm On Oct 02, 2014
Oga Jona

Cover your eyes in SHAME!!!

Nigeria is meant to be the Giant of Africa!!!
PoliticsRe: Have You Ever Bothered To Find Out Who Your Local Government Chairman Is by Merlissa(f): 11:55am On Oct 02, 2014
I don't know him, but all I know is that he steals money!

Roads are so bad that it takes me an hour from Adelabu to Aguda!!!

He is just there to eat money!
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Who Has A Child? by Merlissa(f): 6:36am On Oct 02, 2014
Nobody is perfect... Some people might have given birth and left the child for the family to take care off claiming it's their YOUNGER BROTHER...


Some would about like a billion times and when MAYBE in the process their womb get destroyed!

I don't mind marrying a guy with kid.. Nobody knows tomorrow!!
FoodPineapple Slicer by Merlissa(op): 11:26am On Sep 29, 2014
Sometime back i posted an ad for Pineapple slicer

Here's the link https://www.nairaland.com/1884110/pineapple-slicer.

Yesterday a client sent me a message, and he said it actually works..

. The Pineapple Slicer is perfect for cutting pineapple WITHOUT the eyes
. You can use the pineapple body as a cocktail cup
. It slices the pineapple into cute circles

Place your order NOW

Just #1500

Jokes EtcRe: These Signs Made Me Laugh. by Merlissa(f): 8:49am On Sep 28, 2014
Lol

RomanceRe: What Song Title Did You Save Your Lover's Number With? by Merlissa(f): 10:59pm On Sep 24, 2014
Mine is see gobe - Davido
PhonesRe: Post Your Iphone 6 Funny Pictures Here. by Merlissa(f): 9:41am On Sep 17, 2014
wink smiley smiley

FashionRe: Ladies: Can You Attend Events Without Makeup? by Merlissa(f): 3:49pm On Sep 16, 2014
LaurelP: Really, can a typical Naija girl do without makeup? As in just bath, brush her hair and dress up without applying any makeup, especially when going to events, church or party?

Is there any lady who can do that? I want to marry her!
I can do it...
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & Sister Fought Over The Car Front Seat, Who Do I Side? by Merlissa(f): 10:58am On Sep 12, 2014
It's simple!

You should have kicked them both out of the car and move on!

#Shikenna!
FamilyRe: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by Merlissa(f): 12:51pm On Sep 05, 2014
WIFE MATERIAL IN 3 EASY STEPS


First, Determine how many yards you want

Second, Determine what type of material you want (eg aso oke, ankara, damask etc)

Lastly, You have found your wife material. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley grin grin grin grin grin grin


















NA JOKE O!

To know a wife material, look for not only a lover, but a bestfriend.. Someone you feel very comfortable with and very happy too. Now that's your WIFE MATERIAL
BusinessHotel Business In Nigeria by Merlissa(op): 4:35pm On Sep 03, 2014
So I stumbled onto this blog while searching to book hotel for my boss..

I feel we are being cheated here in Nigeria. I understand the cost of running a business is high but the amount they collect, its a bloody rip off

click here to see the prices http://mioja2014./2014/09/03/hotel-business-in-nigeria-lucrative-or-fraud/
RomanceRe: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Merlissa(f): 7:02am On Sep 03, 2014
To all the plus size lady, I take GOD beg una FLUNT it jawe!!!! God has blessed you by making you endowed!!

All those skinny chickitas wear bum bum pad, stuff tissue in their boobs etc but guess what, we don't have to do that!

Just make sure you keep fit!

#TeamThickMadam

Check out my blog http://thethickmadam./
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pineapple Slicer by Merlissa(op): 12:30pm On Sep 02, 2014
Its #1500
Nairaland GeneralPineapple Slicer by Merlissa(op): 12:04pm On Sep 02, 2014
Order your pineapple slicer

Resellers are welcome

Add us on 2BC24FI9

CelebritiesRe: Tributes To Pro. Dora Akunyili From Nairalanders. by Merlissa(f): 9:50am On Aug 28, 2014
The first time I was opportune to see you in person was at my valedictory service in secondary school 2005. You were the guest speaker of the occasion. You talked to us like how you talk to your children. Your speech alone made me who I am today!
Thank You ma and continue to rest in perfect peace.

Nigeria has lost a hero!
sad sad sad sad sadcry cry
CelebritiesRe: Powerful Photos Of Women Who Changed History Forever. by Merlissa(f): 4:44pm On Aug 27, 2014
nonxo007: Annette Kellerman posing in a swimsuit that got her arrested for indecency. [c. 1907]
If she got arrested for indecency wearing this, I wonder what they would do with today's indecencyhuh? Kill the lady??
CultureRe: Alaafin Of OYO With Yoruba Descendants In Brazil (pictures) by Merlissa(f): 9:05am On Aug 25, 2014
Yipeee!!!!!!!!!!

I rep best of both countries!!

I love my cultures... Yoruba, Nigeria and Brazil

Where are my fellow Brageriashuh
TravelRe: Aerial Views Of Nigerian Cities by Merlissa(f): 10:42am On Jul 24, 2014
View from Eko hotel penthouse suit

CultureRe: Any Regret Not Knowing How To Speak Your Dialect? by Merlissa(f): 10:22am On Jul 22, 2014
justi4jesu: shocked shocked shocked All these languages only you...I envy u sha cry cry

But on the contrary i love yoruba language alot especially when its praise and worship in my church winners chapel, hmmm u go dance by force. cheesy

Anyways Si tu parle francais je parle la langue aussi. wink
You too can learn. I pick languages a lot so I basically taught myself those languages and it's been fun. Coming from a mixed race makes me more egar to learn more languages.
CultureRe: Any Regret Not Knowing How To Speak Your Dialect? by Merlissa(f): 10:12am On Jul 22, 2014
I have no regret not knowing how to speak my local dialect. Don't get me wrong o! I can speak Yoruba but I don't like it.

I speak 4 languages apart from English. French, Portuguese, Spanish and I just added Chinese. Now am thinking of adding Dutch and Swahili

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