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OBO be careful a witch is coming for your anus

OBO be careful a witch is coming for your anus

Bia Mr Airforce abi na Aircraft, you are wealthy no doubt but your mind is broke

Lol.....God abeg o

NaijaCelebrity:
Congratulation ma.




Eye Bank Of Nigeria, can i deposit my eye or can i get eye loan ?

lol...you can sell your eye instead of your kidney

Etianwanokon:
You are a clown. ����. Actually you are right.

lol

Words in a heart of a brother seen through a pen.....on that day death will be swallowed in victory.

Where he is going to is closer, was there any need to kill himself? may be he has finished his diary.

Quadre:
Thanks for ur suggestion

you are welcome

Ladies cry because thats the only way they can express what they feel inside......i think it is not an act

The best time for home work is 5-6pm(my opinion) by then they would have had enough rest and played a little.

Felixalex:
On behalf of me and my family, and every well meaning nairalander, i say..... Congratulations

thank you my brother 'congratulations' is our portion hence forth.

I am on FP

After the struggle to make a good grade, i tire abeg. Rip to the dead

I dont play lotto but who said lotto is not a hard work?

Jagermeister:
Joke
A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.. He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR... Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much..!! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it ..., He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered .., He decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital A Nurse smiled & said to him "Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls . Your balls are in the jar over there.."
Happy working days

lol Jesus

Mum d babe

Advantage
they will stay together more like friends
Disadvantage
in little or no time the woman will age faster than the man this will make his wife look like his elder sister or his mother.

Race when don end na now una wan start? ...e no sweet again, last week friday own na bill race.

exguest:
We got see ya own throwback in future then we compare. Woman matter just dey tire person sometimes.

i am talking about ladies in general including myself....i was not try to talk her down....as for my throw back i used to look like kiwi polish

How come only ladies skin tone change in throw back pix, guys skin dont change.....abi their skin dey repel change? Thinking out loud!

Its better, if na buka use am nko? Hahahaha

In my own home we say thank you before and after eating and we are very happy to do that......its part of making our parents know we appreciate their effort

dnawah:
God cannot be everywhere therefore he made mothers.jewish proverb.

You can say that again

rolly44:
@merryglad, thanx, i apreciate.

You are welcome darling

Food processing if you ask me, no matter how terrible the economy is people still eat.

drunkcow:
I agree with you

Thank you

Once a mother is involved espect the unthinkable, they can go to any length to make sure we are happy.

Abori

This is a fradulent act....i think the groom will not recognise his bride.

In my opinion i think a celeb on the front page of a magazine should be a MODEL to their world....this is a No for me afterall this is not his real face