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Education / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For The 2018 Xfire N'land Undergraduate Scholarship Test by Merteenz(m): 5:13pm On Jan 20, 2018
no mail yet i'm no 172 on d list d mail is osasona.martins@st.futminna.edu.ng
Education / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For The 2018 Xfire N'land Undergraduate Scholarship Test by Merteenz(m): 2:03pm On Jan 20, 2018
i have not received d mail o
Education / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For The 2018 Xfire N'land Undergraduate Scholarship Test by Merteenz(m): 7:42am On Jan 20, 2018
Richiez:
This space is reserved for the overall best
this space is reserved for me cheesy

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Education / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For The 2018 Xfire N'land Undergraduate Scholarship Test by Merteenz(m): 7:30am On Jan 20, 2018
Please can something be done about the time for those of us whose phone is not smart enough, so that we can probably go to a cyber cafe in the day
NYSC / Re: Lawyer Corper Returns Missing Phone In Anambra (Photos) by Merteenz(m): 8:48am On Jan 11, 2018
Riversides2003:
We Still have good people in Nigeria, despite our battered image in the outside world. Nice one bro

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Education / Re: UI Admits 3,783 Out Of 56,172 Applicants For 2017/2018 by Merteenz(m): 8:12am On Jan 11, 2018
IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Guy ! Don't waste ur time tongue FP you would never hit tongue
enemy of progress
Education / Re: Only 24 Candidates In Zamfara Passed 2017 Nov/Dec NECO GCE by Merteenz(m): 7:41am On Jan 11, 2018
For how long will this neco results trend
It started with the original thread www.nairaland.com/4279555/ogun-leads-neco-releases-november#64040653 then NCAN members started their analysis with www.nairaland.com/4279877/plateau-oyo-states-lead-exam#64045225
and now this one again!
I am expecting threads about the state with the highest number of female candidates, blind candidates et al. I know they will still make fp. education mods sef
Celebrities / Re: Alex Ekubo Likens Yomi Casual To A Goat In This Disturbing Picture by Merteenz(m): 7:08am On Jan 11, 2018
savage
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by Merteenz(m): 5:22am On Jan 11, 2018
school: Federal University of Technology, Minna
department: Chemical Engineering
level: 400
Jokes Etc / Re: This Student Owes $200,000 To Charity After Her Tweet Went Viral by Merteenz(m): 8:06pm On Dec 09, 2017
Gbese!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Fun Arena by Merteenz(m): 1:40pm On Dec 09, 2017
Wehdon O.P. You've averted a major crisis

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Celebrities / Re: Moesha Boduong: "My Talent Is As Big As My Backside“ by Merteenz(m): 10:49am On Nov 04, 2017
It seems today is WORLD VASELINE DAY see how many vaseline thread don make fp.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Officially Declares Intention To Contest For 2019 Presidency by Merteenz(m): 1:01pm On Nov 03, 2017
We saw it coming
This is no news undecided
Sports / Re: Naija Social Media Football Competition: Team Nairaland by Merteenz(m): 3:26pm On Sep 18, 2017
Fans/supporters club nko?
Education / Re: ASUU Strike May End In Two Days by Merteenz(m): 1:13pm On Aug 16, 2017
continue... change indeed

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Crime / Armed Robbers Terrorizing Students In Futminna Caught!!! by Merteenz(m): 10:40am On May 15, 2017
For FUTMinna students particularly GK residents it is no news that the community has been on fire following the incessant invasion of armed robbers who has made it their call of duty to attack students at night and cart away valuables
Well there is good news, just yesternight two of the robbers were caught and presently they are being interrogated at the security office of the school
[/b]Please if you have been a victim of theft or armed robbery kindly go to the security office beside Search FM to identify your items[b]
More details and pictures later...
cc Mynd44 Lalasticlala
Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi On Set Of 'The Wedding Party 2' (Photos) by Merteenz(m): 10:17am On May 05, 2017
But I already gave you guys the last f*ck I had na
Make una allow person rest abeg
Celebrities / Re: Faithfulness Kennedy Loses Her Boyfriend To Her Friend by Merteenz(m): 11:43am On May 02, 2017
She was busy with tourism shocked
Crime / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Duped By Her Employee And Sister (Pictured) by Merteenz(m): 11:58am On Apr 25, 2017
Victornezzar:

Come u dey find work 4 nairaland
kceewhyte:
like seriously? ??
Just saw those rules today was quite suprised
22.... Even God gave 10
Celebrities / Re: Ycee Warns Bbnaija Winner, Efe Not To Put All His Money Into Music by Merteenz(m): 11:47am On Apr 25, 2017
Based on logistics, experience is the best teacher.... wink
Politics / Re: Saraki Takes Oath, Says He Never Imported Any SUV Jeep by Merteenz(m): 3:19pm On Mar 27, 2017
amokemi:
Since he didnt import, then he's not the owner. The car should be forfeited to govt.
Education / Re: ‘Expel Students With Less Than 0.5 CGPA’ – Anthony Onwuka, Minister Of State by Merteenz(m): 3:18pm On Mar 27, 2017
Thats even nice. Here in FUTMx it is 1.5 wink
Phones / Re: Help: MTN Deducted My Airtime Without Any Alert by Merteenz(m): 2:36pm On Jan 31, 2017
It ain't as bad as what they did to me here
https://www.nairaland.com/3603295/mtn-customer-care-agents-real
Phones / Re: Mtn Customer Care Agents; The Real Propagators Of Frustration by Merteenz(m): 2:32pm On Jan 31, 2017

MARTINS
________________________________________
How do I swap my sime online 1:32 PM


You are now chatting with Caroline

CAROLINE
________________________________________
Thank you for contacting the MTN Web Chat Channel. 1:32 PM


MARTINS
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Thanks. Lets get to business 1:34 PM


MARTINS
________________________________________My question needs an answer 1:34 PM


CAROLINE
________________________________________ Good Morning Martins. 1:36 PM


MARTINS
________________________________________Good Morning Caroline 1:36 PM

MARTINS
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I lost my phone recently and there is no way I ca get to any MTN office 1:36 PM


MARTINS
________________________________________and i do need the sim badly 1:36 PM


CAROLINE
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Apologies for the lost of sim. 1:38 PM


CAROLINE
________________________________________
Please be informed that all Sim swap can only be done in the office. 1:38 PM


CAROLINE
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Kindly visit any of our service centers or connect stores nearest to you with the following:
Your Phone Number,
Year of activation,
Tariff plan (MTN Supersaver, trutalk, zone, etc.),
5 Regularly dialed numbers,
A valid identity card,
A welcome back pack fee of N150
PUK number and
Correct details of your SIM registration (Your full name, address and date of birth).
1:40 PM


MARTINS
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But most of your offices do not have the software to swap sim cards with the security numbers and user ID. One would still have to wait for years on the quees 1:40 PM


MARTINS
________________________________________*queue 1:41 PM


CAROLINE
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Apologies for the inconvenience. 1:41 PM


MARTINS
________________________________________
Besides your office in Tunga, Minna, Niger State, Nigeria charges a whooping 550 naira for the said welcome back pack 1:42 PM


MARTINS
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The one in Kpakungu, Minna, Niger State, Nigeria charges about a thouand naira for same 1:43 PM


MARTINS
________________________________________Aint that outrageous 1:43 PM


CAROLINE
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Please be informed that welcome back sim cost N150 only. 1:44 PM


MARTINS
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Then what am I expected to do when your representatives demands 550 1:44 PM


MARTINS
________________________________________I don't have all day 1:47 PM


CAROLINE
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Kindly be informed that N550 welcome back includes N400 recharge card. 1:47 PM


MARTINS
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Why must I purchase the recharge card. I can get from the vendors if I want one 1:48 PM


MARTINS
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Must it be attached to getting back my sim card? 1:48 PM


CAROLINE
________________________________________ No please. 1:49 PM


MARTINS
________________________________________Then why 550 1:49 PM


MARTINS
________________________________________
I don't think there is a quality asurance department in your organization 1:50 PM


MARTINS
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Most of those staff are very rude, they don't bother to give explanations to demanding customers like myself, Isn't that enough to bore someone out? 1:51 PM


CAROLINE
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Apologies for the inconvenience. 1:52 PM


MARTINS
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And you'd waste a colourful day trying to get little things done, Is that not bad? 1:52 PM


CAROLINE
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Apologies for the inconvenience. 1:52 PM


CAROLINE
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Is there anything else you would like me to assist you with? 1:54 PM


MARTINS
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When MTN security number was being advertised, I can vivdly remeber the lines "No long queues, no long stories, no sim packs, no affidavit e.t.c" is that not a complete opposite of what's happening now 1:54 PM


MARTINS
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Now you want to end the chat because you're bored of doing you job. Huh? 1:55 PM


MARTINS
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Before you go, just MAKE SURE THIS GETS TO YOUR EMPLOYERS 1:56 PM


MARTINS
________________________________________ 1:56 PM
angry angry angry angry angry angry

CAROLINE
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Apologies for inconveniences. 1:56 PM


Phones / Mtn Customer Care Agents; The Real Propagators Of Frustration by Merteenz(m): 2:26pm On Jan 31, 2017
I lost my phone to a team of professional burglars some weeks back, and since then I have been trying to get my treasured number back to its communicative functions, but these Most Terrible Network (MTN) have frustrated my efforts in getting my SIM card back. The last encounter with their agents this morning was the climax of my vexation, as the so called 'Live Chat' was taken about 3 minutes for a 5-worded sentence response, as if that was not enough the agent redirected me back to those time wasting staff at their various offices. The same thing happens when you ring there call center, they would spend hours processing your request after already wasting your time in their stupid menu with ads. I have always nursed a kind of paranoia with MTN though. And the pictures below is our interaction. I hope this gets to the top shakers at MTN or else they would regret it in 10 years time when I start my telecomms firm.
#Nonsense

Crime / Re: Miss Joy Odama: Undergraduate Death Shrouded In Mystery (photo) by Merteenz(m): 12:03pm On Jan 31, 2017
MakeADifference:
Welcome to NL as a registered member, but if you keep commenting like this, you will run off back into the backgound.

They will use words, songs, memes, curses, lightning under preparation etc to attack you. This comment of yours. Hmmn.


Thanks bro, I know the rules and how things run on NL, I know both the good and the bad eggs.
Crime / Re: Miss Joy Odama: Undergraduate Death Shrouded In Mystery (photo) by Merteenz(m): 11:40am On Jan 31, 2017
Salutations to everyone.

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