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08110139775...no silly talks please...Jennifer

hmmm God will provide the right one for you,but hope you're right...happy searching!

3DCYCLOPS:
6. and as you are doing your own jejely in the house, Jehovah witness people will na start knocking on somebody's gate

buahahahahagahaha this is freaking hilarious, oh my gosh! cant stop laughing vigorously

brunofarad:
I will tell u guys my story



So. This naughty kid in my former residence wrote his name on my car....



I got hold of him when I saw him and twisted his ear and told him not to try it again......he felt bad and apologised......






So next week I saw another witting under the first one that reads.....


“Am sorry”








Believe this and believe that BUHARI will still lead the war in sambisa forest one day

buahahahaha...

MrRichy:
its annoying when someone scratches your car, talk more of a kid.

woke up this morning and decided to go clean the car.
what i saw shocked me


one crazy kid had written his full name(surname included) all around the car's body. am currently thinking on what to do to him if i catch him.


so have kids ever written crazy stuffs on your car ? share you experiences.


our Oga Lalasticlala, share your experiences too

please oh, i apologize on the kid's behalf, biko Bahara.. forgive,they are gifts!

vycee01:
Had a similar experience

I woke up on a Saturday morning to wash my car only to see scratches on the bonnet. The kid wrote his name and the rest of his family's name. Had to call the kid and explain why that act was wrong and what not. Felt terrible

eyah! apologies oh

Don what's ap?

Anointed of God. God shall take them places..and cause their path to be pleasant. they shall grow from strength to strength and grace to grace. love them so much.

soberdrunk:
CHAI!! WOW! NA WETIN "BRIDAL" TRAIN SUPPOSE LOOK LIKE BE DIS! NOT SOME NIGERIAN LADIES BRIDAL TRAIN WAY BRIDESMAIDS GO BE LIKE SHRINE ATTENDANTS WAY DEY ESCORT THE BRIDE GO SHRINE FOR SACRIFICE! DEAR FUTURE WIFE YOUR TRAIN BETTER BE LIKE THIS OR I GO TELL PHOTOGRAPHER NOT TO SNAP.......

this is obnoxiously hilarious...Lmao

soberdrunk:
CHAI!! WOW! NA WETIN "BRIDAL" TRAIN SUPPOSE LOOK LIKE BE DIS! NOT SOME NIGERIAN LADIES BRIDAL TRAIN WAY BRIDESMAIDS GO BE LIKE SHRINE ATTENDANTS WAY DEY ESCORT THE BRIDE GO SHRINE FOR SACRIFICE! DEAR FUTURE WIFE YOUR TRAIN BETTER BE LIKE THIS OR I GO TELL PHOTOGRAPHER NOT TO SNAP.......

this is obnoxiously hilarious...Lmao

wow! so lovely! w ish them well oh..i claim this kinda romantic guy oh. lol!

5153E322, please only highly responsible,matured and outspoken guys. thanks!

tonero4urch:
Hello ladies,
I am Tony, 30, athletic, graduate, fun, employed, reside in lagos, from Imo state. I have a problem of not having met a lady that can satisfy my asexual urge. I have a big dick and i know how to use it so ladies if you are looking for a guy that will turn that heat on in you with my big and long dick holla me on my BBM with 7BF6C89A

Please, no strings attached yet but if we are cool with each other we can take it to the next stage.

I would prefer Lagos ladies but if you can make it over to Lagos to come see me then is fine.

Waiting for your pings. Thank you.

you speak so glibbery, it wont help you.

giantstrides:
i don't understand Why FFK Can never have än intelligent argument without descending into slurs or mud slinging, that is where he trives and if you make the mistake of joining him in gutter Language, he Will best you there. he is a two faced idiioot .

forgive him please!

obailala:
Jesus Christ!!

Reading through the entire conversation, I'm sure Reno would be extremely shocked and may even lose sleep tonight over the sort of psychopathic being FFK has degenerated to. How does a person like FFK even sleep at night?

Sometimes one begins to just wonder how a person like FFK with all his fine education and exposure degenerated to the sort of psychopathic, hate-filled being he is today; he's obviously sipping from the same polluted chalice as Nnamdi Kanu and his worshippers. Apparently FFK wants to stoke ethnic disaffection in Nigeria based on a simple opinion of a young American Mark Zuckerberg; probably when he asks Nigerians to "think and think," he's soliciting Nigerians to increase ethnic suspicion and hatred cos even Mr Zuckerberg is now conniving with the Hausas to marginalise and undermine southern Nigeria?

I just can't help but wonder how a person with the putrid soul of FFK rose to the levels he attained in life. Lawd hav merci!

take it easy dearie!

Randy91:
u nailed it bro,,my encounter wit one during NYSC days remains indelible...

hehehe...you still have more chances bro ..i.e If you're not married!

Samakus:
Look slim, light skinned and facially pretty, and you have me 'confessed'.


Fatness is a no no for me. 'Agaghim ebunwu'


*modified* Buharisbae are you there?

my person exactly...*winks*

1. SHE'S FORGIVING Not everyone can have a forgiving mind or heart; sometimes people claim to forgive but deep in their hearts they still bear grudges. A woman with a big heart is one that can forgive without keeping grudges; Commerce would refer to such as a rare commodity.
read more >> /p4oUNv-3IU

lol...guess who this person is....

falconey:

For better for worse

not on this aspect oh...lmao

what would you do ladies?

There are few more stressful stages in a
relationship as far as a man is concerned
with the planning of a marriage proposal.
The level of secrecy required on his part is
such that you might think he’s having an
affair, but he’s just trying to make sure that
everything goes perfectly on the appointed
day. No matter how covert he thinks he’s
being, though, there are always signs that
will give you a pretty good idea of what’s
going on – you just have to know what to
look for.

1. He starts talking about the future:

You may have talked about a future together
once or twice before, but if he’s suddenly the
one initiating the conversations, that means
two things: one, that he’s trying to gauge
your commitment to the relationship so he
can be sure that a proposal is the right next
step to take, and two, that he’s trying to get
both of you used to the idea of being together
forever.

2. He starts having secret meetings:

This is the big danger sign that, wrongly
interpreted, could mean the end of your
relationship rather than the start of an
exciting new chapter in it. If he’s suddenly
cagey about where he’s going and who he’s
meeting, it’s easy to assume he’s having an
affair. However, what he’s actually doing is
going out for lunch with your sister to find
out what sort of ring you’d like, or meeting
your dad for a game of golf to ask his
permission to propose to you.
The frequency of the meetings will be a
giveaway – he shouldn’t need many of them
to get the information he needs, and if he’s
doing his job properly, you won’t even find
out that he’s having any meetings anyway.

3. He becomes oddly protective of his phone;

When he’s planning a proposal, he’ll
probably be in regular contact with your
siblings and both sets of parents as they try
and help him figure out the finer details of
his plan. With that in mind, he’ll be very
protective of his phone so your suspicions
aren’t aroused by seeing your sister’s name
flash up on his screen, or four texts come in
from his mum when they usually only speak
once a week.
See what happens if he leaves his phone
lying around and it suddenly beeps or buzzes
– if he’s onto it like Kim Kardashian on a
pair of Manolo Blahniks, that could be a key
sign.

4. He stops spending as much:

Engagement rings are obviously not cheap, so
if he suddenly starts spending weekends at
home, not splashing out on a new jacket and
cooking rather than grabbing a KFC bucket
on the way back from work, you might well
assume that he’s saving to buy the ring he’s
going to get down on one knee with.

5. One of your rings goes missing:

If he’s planning on proposing with a ring
(although 1 in 20 men propose without one,
this is a mistake), he’ll need to know your
ring size, and unless he’s a ring-sizing savant
or incredibly lucky, he’ll need to find a way
of getting it without arousing your
suspicions.
Many men steal a ring that their girlfriend
already has to get it sized either by a
jeweller or themselves, but there might only
be a small window of opportunity to suss this
one out – he’ll want to be pretty speedy to
make sure you don’t notice one of your rings
is missing.

6. He has an elaborate or secret date planned:

Unless he’s going to propose really casually
(i.e. at the fish counter in Tesco) so that you
don’t get any hint of what might be coming,
an unusually elaborate date or a date where
he won’t tell you exactly what you’re doing is
a pretty good sign that he’s about to propose.
A fancy dinner in an expensive restaurant
when it isn’t an anniversary or birthday, or a
drive to an undisclosed location that turns
out to be a hot air balloon ride centre is a
dead giveaway, even if he’s been really good
at concealing the unusual behaviour we’ve
already covered.

7. He looks even MORE like a deer in
headlights when someone asks, "When are
you guys getting engaged?":

No long-term couple likes hearing this
question, ever. (It's the single girl's
equivalent of, "Why are you single?!" But
if your guy breaks into a sweat or looks
extra-twitchy, there's a chance he has a
proposal in the works and is nervous about
spilling the beans.

8. He suddenly has insider intel about your parents:

Of course your mom golfs on Tuesdays and
your dad plays cards on Wednesday
nights. You've always known the nitty-
gritty of their days, but if your boyfriend
busts out with some little-known facts, it
might be a clue that he's been chatting
with them (perhaps to ask permission or
gauge your taste in jewelry) on the sly.

9. He's started to develop strong opinions
about other people's weddings:

He was always game for celebratory shots
or a spin on the dance floor, but now at
weddings he brings up the merits of
offering an open bar or says something
like, "I would never want a February
wedding." If he has a new interest in
weddings, he might have started
contemplating his own for the first time.

Feel free to add yours!

sprinkos:
I think you must be my birthday-mate, mine is 16th April.

Wow! happy birthday in advance

please oh...if your birthday is tomorrow...say 'aha aha' mine is tomorrow sha... 13th April...wow! so happy

who actually is right here? it seem confusing

no one is happy with the current situation in this country..

more!

more here!