stillwater:

I've got radioactive chemicals with half lives that would drain your entire system  at the bat of an eyelid. What Saddam Hussein did to the Kurds would not be compared to what I'll do to your chicken hide.

Ever heard of Nagasaki n Hiroshima bombs. . . . . . .The only thing u know is BLAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Nuff said.
I am such a violent thang. Call a truce now. Ya last warning.

@ TOH,

I was expecting this. . . . .Miss War merchant.
The one u fought in Rwanda, Liberia and Somalia ain't enough?

Dint you say you were a gentleman on the other thread?

TOH:

still, I will fund your war

Your money is highly needed

Jackal:

Ever heard of Nagasaki n Hiroshima bombs. . . . . . .The only thing u know is BLAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Nuff said.
I am such a violent thang. Call a truce now. Ya last warning.

Not as violent as I am!!!! You make a mockery of yourself by comparing Nagasaki with the total annihilation that is about to happen to you. I'll even make use of chemical methods to strip you of your pride by infesting your drinking water with poison!!!! 

Ah! Mesmerize - with all your names, you keep chasing Jackal and all his names! What is this love called? You just won't leave the dude alone.
David, stephen and sly no do you?

Lol - you know I would notice your movement with guys. I've made it my duty to report them all to jenny.

@jACKAL,
It seems you have honey up your ass, These "gals" can't let you be, Thank God you belong to me and me ONLY, So they can flirt, while I am being showered with the blinks,

@J -girl honey where are you o?  Come let's play tonight na.

BTW Jackal, I am upstairs, Dont keep me waiting,

j-girl:

Ah! Mesmerize - with all your names, you keep chasing Jackal and all his names! What is this love called? You just won't leave the dude alone.
David, stephen and sly no do you?

replying someone's post does not mean you're chasing him. This is a forum. I'm not sure who's putting the idea in your head o, but as you can see, am not throwing out forms for BF.
Then that means am chasing you, TOH, and stillwarra, right?

Chat2MeBac:

@J -girl honey where are you o? Come let's play tonight na.

BTW Jackal, I am upstairs, Dont keep me waiting,

It's either myself or Jackal. You know i don't roll like that

Mesmerize:

replying someone's post does not mean you're chasing him. This is a forum. I'm not sure who's putting the idea in your head o.
Then that means am chasing you, TOH, and stillwarra, right?

The difference btw us all is that Jackal is the only guy I've seen you quote and reply times without limit. Just tell us if there's anything - i'm the number one paparazzi of NL. Just in case you didn't hear.
Don't get all serious on me, I'm only saying it like i think i saw it

Im only funding ONE war o.

J girl and alagolo are gonna have to find someone else to sponsor theirs

TOH:

I'm only funding ONE war o.

J girl and alagolo are going to have to find someone else to sponsor theirs

Innocent peacemaker like me.
That reminds me, I heard you're also tripping for a guy here too! Confess b4 i spill the beans!

stillwater:

Not as violent as I am!!!! You make a mockery of yourself by comparing Nagasaki with the total annihilation that is about to happen to you. I'll even make use of chemical methods to strip you of your pride by infesting your drinking water with poison!!!!  

Never knew we have a genocidal sister in the house.
You can't succeed with the drinking water thingy. . . . .I only drink alcohol.

Chat2MeBac:

@jACKAL,
It seems you have honey up your ass, These "gals" can't let you be, Thank God you belong to me and me ONLY, So they can flirt, while I am being showered with the blinks,
BTW Jackal, I am upstairs, Dont keep me waiting,

 I ma see u in a jiffy.
I need to tell ma generals what to do to this looming danger in the horizon.
Honey up ma ass?? ?? I am not a candyman.
Like i told SLY earlier, i am a staunch monogamist.

@j-girl
so plz tell me how many times have quoted him today?
lmao!! why am I even replying this assumption!
It's just funny, even his woman knows he's the only one for her!
oh lawwd, you have not been online that much today, yet once I quoted this dude once, I've been quoting him!

Abeg o, I no want female mama drama or w/e they call it.
This is a forum and I will quote whoever, even you

j-girl:

It's either myself or Jackal. You know i don't roll like that

, C'mon darling, I can share ME now ,

But I won't share Jackal with you oo,

j-girl:

Innocent peacemaker like me.
That reminds me, I heard you're also tripping for a guy here too! Confess before i spill the beans!

Another assumption, sorry, she's married!

Mesmerize:

@j-girl
so plz tell me how many times have quoted him today?
lmao!! why am I even replying this assumption!
It's just funny, even his woman knows he's the only one for her!
oh lawwd, you have not been online that much today, yet once I quoted this dude once, I've been quoting him!

Abeg o, I no want female mama drama or w/e they call it.
This is a forum and I will quote whoever, even you

hmmm - i won't talk. I was just saying. . . . . . . .I'm the TMZ of Nairaland - don't be angry if i embellish things.

Chat2MeBac:

, C'mon darling, I can share ME now ,

But I won't share Jackal with you oo,

You know the only guy I won't share don't ya?
Keep Jackal all to yourself. You might have to fight a couple of Nairaland darls for him though

As for tonight - gimme 5 seconds.

Mesmerize:

Another assumption, sorry, she's married!

That's not what i heard o!


@ Topic - guys just love to spoil other people's sisters - it' in their blood.

Jackal:

Never knew we have a genocidal sister in the house.
You can't succeed with the drinking water thingy. . . . .I only drink alcohol.

No wonder you always appear to be sitting on soldier ants!!!!! Why am I bothered? Alcohol kills!!!!!!!

@j-girl
tiz okay, I know you're protecting a guy for a girl. That's what friends are for. , but I got enough reality men to deal with. .

j-girl:

That's not what i heard o!

That's what happens when you take NL gossips seriously!

Mesmerize:

@j-girl
tiz okay, I know you're protecting a guy for a girl. That's what friends are for. , but I got enough reality men to deal with. .
That's what happens when you take Nairaland gossips seriously!

We know you're hot cake both on and off NL

j-girl:


We know you're hot cake both on and off Nairaland

Who cares abt being hot cake on NL?
Na yahoo yahoo dem go use on you!
Drama on NL!
Hidden drama, too much fakeness
come on NL to have fun and go as you came. . nothing lost nothing gain!
Even my new bobo, Dr. Kitaun knows it

J girl, you this news woman sha. Is the South that boring

Who am I tripping for o? Gimme a couple of hints

Mesmerize:

Who cares about being hot cake on Nairaland?
Na yahoo yahoo them go use on you!
Drama on Nairaland!
Hidden drama, too much fakeness
come on Nairaland to have fun and go as you came. . nothing lost nothing gain!
Even my new bobo, Dr. Kitaun knows it

So you know sef?
My fun on NL is specializing in gbefila.

@ TOH - i'll tell you the username as soon as the guy comes on.

stillwater:

No wonder you always appear to be sitting on soldier ants!!!!! Why am I bothered? Alcohol kills!!!!!!!

Stilly, in this kinda WAR. . . . . . U need a bit of alcohol to do collateral damage.
I won't spare u. . . . . .This won't be like TROY or the battle of GONDOR.
Still wanna do this??

So you know sef?
My fun on Nairaland is specializing in gbefila.

You sef talk am!
Just keep updating me o abt new gossip you hear abt me na
By next week, I bet I'll be pregnant for someone!
Trust me, I wnt kill the messenger

If they tell you that am pregnant, abeg, plz tell them am carrying twins!

Jackal:

Stilly, in this kind of WAR. . . . . . You need a bit of alcohol to do collateral damage.
I won't spare u. . . . . .This won't be like TROY or the battle of GONDOR.
Still want to do this??

Wars are not fought by the fainthearted.

j-girl:

So you know sef?
My fun on Nairaland is specializing in gbefila.

@ TOH - i'll tell you the username as soon as the guy comes on.

Please spill, information minister. This girl needs to hear some gist.

stillwater:

Wars are not fought by the fainthearted.

Don't blame me, i have got human feenings.

Jackal:

Don't blame me, i have got human feenings.

.

And I'm a 600 pound woman!!

stillwater:

.

And I'm a 600 pound woman!!

Ha!
You wish!

In lines of my TMZ status, still - how about you and jackal? I know mesmerize says she doesn't want him _*cough* But we all know you and jackal's correspondence is out of the ordinary so what exactly is going on there?

And please, don't copy Mesmerize. The reason of "I have a man" is not good enough for this answer o!

Ok, j-girl
I no fit shout!

stillwater:

And I'm a 600 pound woman!!

600 pounds? about 43 stones!!!!!
Now i have a reason to shoot u in the belly!!!!

She means 600 milli-pounds

If guys 'keep' their sisters, then technically, only the gals without brothers would be sleeping around and all that, so in my view, they TRY to keep their sisters, but in the end, individuals end up doing whatever they want to. . .you can delay it but if the person wants it to happen, it eventually will.

j-girl:

Ha!
You wish!

In lines of my TMZ status, still - how about you and jackal? I know mesmerize says she doesn't want him _*cough* But we all know you and jackal's correspondence is out of the ordinary so what exactly is going on there?

And please, don't copy Mesmerize. The reason of "I have a man" is not good enough for this answer o!

Naa I don't dig polygamists

Jackal:

600 pounds? about 43 stones!!!!!
Now i have a reason to shoot u in the belly!!!!

Lol 43 stones What a caveman!!!!

stillwater:

Naa I don't dig polygamists

I just saw him say he's a staunch monogamist.
Try another answer.
Still - try again.
I think you have the hots for him - prove me wrong with a better excuse